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>be me
>will never be the wife of a country american boy living out in the countryside

Should I kill myself?
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>>84848671
you don't look anything like her though
>wife
men can't be wives, no matter how mentally ill they are
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>>84848690
Im a woman but brunette tho
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>>84848671
I want to live on a large plot of wooded land in the middle of nowhere with a loving wife. If I pick you, will you help with this goal?
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>>84848734
That sounds pretty peaceful. I'd rather hear birds than traffic
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>>84848762
Same. So that's a yes? You have a job to help pay for the land and house right? You're free to quit after we buy it. You do want kids right?
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>>84848849
>job
Im only 19
>kids
Yeah in the future
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>>84848876
>Im only 19
Money is nice to have.
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>>84848876
but you are planning to get one though right, not just live off of your future husband? do you consider yourself smart?
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>>84848903
Ofc
>>84848906
I don't think you need a lot of money to live on a farm and be happy. A comfortable home, some land, a loving family and enough to get by sounds like a pretty good life to me.
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>>84848671
can you stop having a pity party you brown piece of shit
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>>84848927
yeah that's true, but land and housing prices are expensive. having both partners work while saving up would really speed up the process.
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>>84848876
>Im only 19
this board is so gay, it's nothing but children here
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>>84848959
Hehehe 67 looksmax clavicular tung tung sahurrr
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>>84848927
Since you're young, you probably don't realize how bad the housing market is now, but the average home price in my rural state is nearly $600k. I bought a pice of junk on <10 acres for just over $200k after a bunch of negotiation a couple years ago and it has already gone up to over $300k. Things aren't cheap and they're getting worse.
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>>84849021
Why arent you married yet?
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>>84849041
I'm pretty rural and meeting people is hard out here. There's only a couple bars around me and most people come with someone and not alone.
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>>84849165
Do you want to get married tho?
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>>84849219
Yes, and I want kids, which is all the more reason bars are a shitty place to look.
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>>84849243
Any contact? Ok if you dont want to
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>>84849253
.swf on disc
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>>84848712
>brunette
into the trash it goes
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>>84849021
i have about $750k at 23 so i think i will be fine
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>>84849253
>>84849317
.swf. with both periods, forgot I had to change it
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>>84849358
Self build can get you a lot of house for about 2% the price of absolute shit tier garbage. I've built a shed worth millions because I used real materials, put it together in a not retarded way, etc. You can't get this level of work from beaners and methheads. Plywood instead of osb, kind of overkill but standing seam roof instead of the corrugated tin foil most people use. The funny thing is the difference between the worst building materials and the absolute best is maybe 10% difference. Average 2,000 sqft house in America only costs about $40,000. Considering the labor, permits, inspections, licenses, loicenses, license loicenses, anal probing, first born child, and all the cardboard and sawdust add up to a sales price of $1,200,000 you'd think they would go ahead and spend the extra $5,000 to use icf or real hardwood instead of cheap lvp.
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>>84849485
>Considering the... anal
?
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She's going to skin her ass on the chainlink when she hops down from that fence. Probably get a splinter in her twat too. Fake ass city bitches larping as country gurls always get hurt in the funniest ways.
>this fence is so thin, how does it keep anything i-ACK!
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>be me
>live in the middle of nowhere texas
>will never be the husband of a european city girl living out in the countryside with me
>will never watch our kids play in the bluebonnet fields out front of the house
>will never spend a whole day smoking brisket for fourth of july with the family
>will never hear the sounds of childrens laughter outside while me and the wife cook dinner
>will never live in a drafty old house sitting on a hundred acres
>will never have a herd of cattles on the pasture out front whose bells chime out as they graze
>will never teach my son to shoot and take him hog hunting
>will never own a pair of dogs who hunt the coyotes after our chickens
Should I kill myself?
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>>84849528
>european city girl
Why?
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>>84849506
It is a slight exaggeration to emphasize the silliness of $40,000 in materials shit shack selling for over a million. You really just pay whatever the house sells for then another million or two in interest over 30 years(which actually isn't that bad a deal since rates are currently below inflation). Amnish are a bunch of scammy little bastards but even they wouldn't charge you more than 2x materials for a job. Just don't leave any of your tools and spare copper laying around or it won't be there anymore when they pack up and leave.
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>>84849538
Fits the image well. Especially if she has that peasant angloid phenotype and can cook a mean stew.
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>>84849569
That girl could be from anywhere like south africa, south america or australia or new zealand
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>>84848671
https://voca.ro/1579soUGicWo
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>>84849587
Thank you for your input charming voice
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>>84849580
You're right, in fact it would be best if she was from Australia. She'd make fairy bread for the kids and I would tell her how it's such a stupid name but eat it nonetheless. I'd play great southern land in the truck loudly and sing along while she rolls her eyes, yet secretly enjoys my terrible singing. I'd say dumb things in an Australian accent and she'd tell me that I'm doing a British accent not an Australian one.



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