ITT: post your ideal partners body
IMHO her breasts are too big and hips are too narrow. I prefer >>84848031
>>84848704Gadzooks that woman needs to be impregnated immediately
I don't have pictures of naked women on my computer. Plus I don't really care. Tall, lanky, small tits? Sounds nice. Short, chubby and thick thighs? Sounds nice.
>>84848721You shut your dirty mouth. She's perfect. If anything, her tits could be bigger. Either case she can come get it.
>>84848704you already posted it/thread
>>84848704This is the type of girl you would love to smash but you couldn't be seen in public with her
>>84848704What you posted basically
and not 1% percentage higher body fat
>>84848758Why do you pretend to be some cool chad on areninekay? You are an ugly loser, you would be lucky to have such a fertility goddess
>>84848727>Gadzooks that woman needs to be impregnated immediatelyQuick batman, to the clapmobile
>>84848775That's a man, yet guys would still be in a relationship and fuck him in the ass.
petitetumi but white with ginger hair and freckles
>>84848831whoops meant to post this longer webm
>>84848831White women are not built like this
>>84848844>>84848831also she's 4'7", that parts important
>>84848850I'm aware, but if we're talking ideal then that's it for me.
>>84848704>>84848721>>84848844All these women are perfect.
I don't like her makeup but she looks amazingly soft
All these bitches fine.
>>84848704>>84848704Normally I would be right there with you, but the girl who stole my heart and sadly passed away had a body structure similar to pic related.
>>84848963God, I love it when a woman's areola puffs out from her breast like that.
smug grin and flat chest non-negotiableideally 2-5 years older than me, and nearly as tall
>>84848831>>84848844have you heard of coloursofautumn?
>>84849000yeah but she doesn't quite do it for me like tumi, lowkeydeadinside is the closest but still not quite there. i think it's her height being 4'7" that gives her those proportions that trigger some deep part of my brain, sadly she's lost weight and doesn't look as plappy as she used to
Her belly jiggles.
>>84848704>>84848775I cant be the only one that sees the merits of both, right?
>>84848704no, i'm not elaboratingthat is all
>>84849062All women are beautiful to me unless they have tattoos
>>84848991yeah, but puffy nipples are so rare! if I ever find a woman like that with a cute face I'll do my best to make her my wife.
>>84848704>PartnerThey aren't partnering with anyone, they are out there making internet money
>>84849122>gets black bf>makes content with him>he has an average dickWhat a waste
wife who looks like this would be poggers
>>84849067Bender, is that you? You're not cheating on me with another appliance are you?
>>84849156sir, that is a 2d woman. you live on a 3d plane
>>84849156a woman with a head this big would have some sort of condition that causes fluid buildup
>>84849164Kek I remembered this one
>>84849156probably have to head to asia
Something like this. My taste changes all the time and I would accept a wide range of bodies
something like this would be ideal for me at the moment, although my preferences in body change from time to time
Biggest ass possible while still having a pretty face
>>84849766Isnt she that texas news lady
>>84849194yeah, fluid buildup in my dick
>>84850058the mask, socks and shoes combo leads me to believe there is a 65% chance that's a man
>>84850094doxxing is ban worthy jeet
>>84850058>>84850102This is a dude. Oh, why do I know this? uhhhh.... uhh.... umm...
>>84848963>have a healthy bmi>only cater to barely legal predatorswhy do they all do this
>>84850058Decent lower body but he's hideous without the mask.
>>84850058>>84850102Faggots are so disgusting
tall, thin, intimidating and sexy
And I want her to beat me and make me call her daddy
>>84851016We're getting spillover from bbw-chan
I wouldn't say I have an ideal foid but I guess I'm most attracted to the bubbly chubby asian with a cute smile phenotype. Unfortunately 100% of them are chad-only.
>>84851033Jokes on you, on bbwchan I'm spillover from here.
>>84848704This is ideal for me, thick in all the right places, huge boobs and ass, and barely any belly fat. Idk how an asian woman has this body but this is as close to ideal for me as it gets
>>84848775skinny ass bitch probably makes minecraft skeleton sounds during sex
>>84851066thick and//or busty east asian women are one of God's greatest gifts to man
>>84851066meh, if I were going that way it'd probably more this
>>84848704Short girls with tiny everything like picrel.>inb4 kys pedoI get these comments anyway, even if I like tall girls with flat chests. Don't care, seethe, etc.However, for some reason when I feel lonely, I tend to like bigger girls that are quite nerdy and into cosplay like >>84851057 here, not necessarily Asian like that particular anon.
>>84851216>Short girls with tiny everything like picrel.I saw an escort advert like that
>>84848704This is peak body. Just the right amount in all the right places. The toned abs with that pouch was God's personal touch
>>84849766Could've bagged a bbw qt like picrel but I would've been too ashamed to go out in public with her so I let her goSometimes I regret my decision
people who post cartoon girls here are really fucking sad, lol
>>84851237Hot. Would if the QV was like 150 bucks or less.
>>84851257from what I remember it was more than that
>>84851274where is she based? can you post the listing?
>>84851274>I have kidsI hate women
>>84848704Unrealistic but there is nothing better than this build
>>84851294if you book her and take her to a second location and then lock her in your basement what does it matter that she has kids? prostitutes are prostitutes anon.
>>84851293Australia Queensland
>>84851274Damn, I guess not but she is indeed fuckable as fuck. You can manhandle her so easily.>>84851294Most escorts are single moms, anon. I hate single moms too, but at least prostitute mommies are honest about it and don't try to make you pay their bills before the first date and the like like how it is in current year.
>>84851305Fat Brock Lesnar with giant tits
>>84851305>tfw this is meft
>>84848704>idealI love thick Japanese bitches, and I'm tired of pretending I don't.
>>84851526Anon you are in every thread. I'm not complaining though, I hope you get your bbw jap some day
>>84851540Yes...yes, thank you. Now, I'm going to go read. I have 20 pages left.>still can't get hard
>>84848704Skinny and smooth, tight little ass, perky boobs
>>84851561What I wouldn't give for someone like this
>>84851540>>84851550If he didn't post that, I would have. (I know I'm drunk rn, but did we already have this conversation today?)
>so many fat girlsI genuinely hate all of you.
>>84851612literally just eat a burger foid, its not difficult
>>84851612We love skinnies too anon
>>84851612That's right, the standards are changing. Turns out, not all men want anorexic bitches.
>>84851612angry shed-twitter foid upset that men don't actually like women with severe mental illness and would much rather be with a girl that enjoys life.
Buncha queers in this thread
pretty and tall tranny
>>84851636This is the one right here, by God
>>84851647>pretty and tall trannySo pretty
>>84851505>>tfw this is mePlease god sit on my face until I pass out
>>84851706I wouldn't want to hurt you, I weigh a lot lol
>>84848704I want a big chubby woman with huge tits
>>84851763How tall are you though? And I want you to hurt me.
>>848518336'2"I don't want to hurt anyone tho
>>84851838Sweet mother of god. I'm only 6'1. How much do you weigh?
>>84850058I've jacked off to him waay too much. I wish he looks that good irl. The mask helps a lot.
>>84851856anon you're replying to a tranny
>>84851865Not a troon, though I probably should have been born a dude. Work and lifestyle I live got me built like a fridge>>84851856No one ever told you not to ask weight? fkin self-conscious
>>84851647The fucking man hands and arms tho. That's gay as fuck but then again its pride month or whatever.
>>84851897Girl, I like the fact that you're built like a frdge. Don't be shy about being a big girl. That's actually really hot.
>>84851612You already called me a pedo for liking flatties thoughbeit.
Something like this preferably
I like chubby voluptuous thicc women but not with huge huge tits. Montse Swinger is ideal.
Something like this, nice and slim.
>>84851897Come on, I'm still waiting patiently for an answer.
this thread explains to me how guys knock up those ugly fat chicks
I like a lot of different types but the absolute ideal is big tits, big ass, flat stomach, and tall.
>>84851897How do I find a girl like you?
The bush is mandatory
Orginalioliio
>>84852322What about this 4'8 girl
>>84849055belly jiggles are literally my only requirement>>84851636absolutely fucking perfect
>>84851612I know you are an attention whore pick me because everyone knows moids only like thin girls to which this thread really surprised me to the point I think I woke up in an alternative reality>t. was being bullied for being chubby all my life
Um i really love the once in a life time unicorn dwarf body, but ill settle for a regular sized woman with a nice apple ass.I'm more of an ass guy. I noticed that big titted women tend to be fat sows who are disgusted by exercise and I like to be active when I'm employed and feeling optimistic about life.
>>84853127>foid is astounded to discover that men aren't a hive mind and have all kinds of different preferences in women's sizes from stick thin to land whale>bullied for being chubby all my life99% of it was from other women and you decided instead to blame men for it like a retard.
most people think shes AI generated.
still haven't found sauce after like a year
>>84852892who is this chick? I've seen her a few times before but never got a name. I did hear she chopped her tits off though. doing that should be illegal.
I literally wanna be this womans sex slave
>>84848963aint this that girl who cried because people were sharing her nudes and then she just ended up doing porn anyway cos why not at that point
>>84851941Jesus christ she turned into a hogI remember she used to have a tastefully thick milf bodyNow shes a shapeless blob
>>84853289something Munoz, youll find her eventually if you search Munoz, i dont think she chopped them off, shes 3rd world.>>84853309yeah, IIRC she got doxxed and then was like fuck it.
Picrel if she was a little more brown
>no wide hipped/fat thighed foid to milk my cock with her thighsWhy even live
>>84851917Most insufferable phenotype of woman
>>84853451my ex used to do this with me and it truthfully isnt very nicea million years of evolution is telling you to put your dick in her vagina and when you have a naked girl on top of you, your dick 1 inch away from penetration constantly and you bust on it and not in it, it feels more frustrating than good
Top 1 percentile of bodies
>>84853523Bottom 1% face kek
>>84853603PIeb taste
>ywn have cute but shapely bbw gf
>>84853603>Posts woman with actual plebian genetics
>>84848862>I *need* my sons to be incels
>>84851641I'm glad Soldier came out of the closet
>>84853626Fuck off with your AI trash. If you can't take 2 minutes to search up a real woman, you don't belong here.
>>84853861it is a constant battle between the heart and mind
All bitches fine, butt thicc bitches finer.
>>84849766I would literally die if we sat on me for 10 minutes
>>84853181Wrong I was more bullied by moidsGirls are usually more vicious with the ones with big boobs
>>84848937Now would they say that of us anons, I'm skrony aka toned skinny most these women would say eat a steak.Jokes on them I prefer tuna steaks and salmon cutlets.>>84851143lol he scared of miss thick happa I bet she knows hot to make a good tuna steak and a nice salmon cutlet and sit on me until I clear the plate.
>>84848704Skinny with big tits or thick (euro thick not america thick) with big titsI'm a simple man
>>84854490what you think was bullying by moids was actually them hitting on you.Unless you weren't actually chubby, but some 500lb mobility scooter driver.
>>84854584My ex-gf had huge tits and before we started dating i would tease her by calling her tumor tits.
I wish I wasnt like this but I am beholden to blobs
>>84853900show me one real woman that looks like that
>>84854510>picThis girl has the IRL anime girl from a hentai body. Impressive ngl.
>>84854792That fucking thing is not remotely human. It is more body fat than anything.
curvy femme twink with a big ass and huge cock
>>84852300Chubby with a slightly hanging jiggly belly, medium boobs, and an obscenely fat ass
>>84854815Yeah she's perfect. She's a literal whore and I'd still marry her.
>>84854883the plaps would shatter windows
>>84851143is she filipina? asians with these proportions are extremely rare
i met a girl on this board that had OP's body, too bad she was too mentally ill to hold a conversation or interact with people normally
>>84848704can i get a man like this for my bday jesus?
>>84853307Who is that? it's not colours of autumn is it?
>>84856357Olivia Jensen, one of the original internet pawgs
>>84856414another video for good measure
>>84856414Oh turns out I did have a folder of her after all, just forgot her name
>>84848704Thick asian girls are PEAK
>>84852203gay people disgust me
>>84851612MEN ARE INTO WOMENOUR STANDARDS ARE LOWSKINNY, FAT, WHO CARES? WHY DON'T YOU RETARDS UNDERSTAND THIS??
>>84854290i'm sad to see women like this on OF because i know they will never be good wives
I'd like a big woman to suffocate me with her boobs. Not to death, just maybe half to death lol
>>84857003she's actually married and he's the only person she's slept with (allegedly)
>>84857082>your virgin wife shows her tits and holes to every man on the internetthat's even more grim
>>84857119she's actually never shown her holes
>>84854290This chick is apparently a huge tease that never shown anything of value
>>84853523crazy how much prettier she is with her nude breasts
>>84856813She's not even thick..she has big tetas
>>84856018You bullied her, asshole
>>84857837She definitely is thick. Are you american?
>>84857837thats thick for an asian
Only this will do
>>84848704something like this (original)
>>84848704Literally.>>84858030This is also really good.
I need to move to PH
>>84856053growing your hair that long is a huge hasslet. had long hair until a few months ago
>>84849055uneven breasts
>>84859216have i found you but with short hair? i will take anyway, come
>>84858769Now we're talking! Look at the size of those monsters. I wonder how squishy they are.
>>84858030>>84858769boobasdd!!
>>84859533OMG WHAT. Who is that and why is she not sitting on my dick right now. I'd suffocate but it'd be worth it.
>>84858536a man? lolgay
Probably this one. He seems so hot and masculine
>>84853289>>84853330marissa munoz
Do girls just do TikTok dances naked now?
>>84853318I guess she's my looksmatch as a skinny 37 year old
>>84859193pearl harbor?
Ignore the old man I mean the right guy
Sex hourglass
>>84852203i need sauce.... that is my exact type except maybe thinner
generally wide hips, big ass and tall are features that would make any foid attractive to meany level of weight between average to a little chubby and any race is a different unique flavor desu>>84848831>>84848844>>84849055>>84852322>>84856813based if youre white
>>84851143jimmy onishi looking ass hog
>>84848704vgh sexoooooo
This is perfection. A man like Brian Quinn to put all his weight on me while he fucks my asshole prone and denies my pussy of any sort of stimulation.
>>84863313>ucks my asshole prone and denies my pussy of any sort of stimulation.You're one of the good ones.
>>84863313literally my body, i have a bwc too (yet still no gf)
>>84863333I like mildly fat perverts. What can I say?If Q loses more weight I will riot.
>>84863313>>84863362based Q appreciator. You give hope to us mildly fat perverts that look like him.
>>84863530He's a wonderfully sexy man with a gorgeous body. I want him to either dominate me in such a depraved way or be a semi-submissive service top.
>>84863699Forgot image because I am a tard lol.
>>84863699>semi-submissive service topjust keep calling me out, why don't you.(although I probably need to bulk up more since I'm not quite as broad as him)
>>84862158lucythetwinkie on reddit.Happy wank anon.
Thread bump with more BQ.
ok so i was already in a bad mood then you degenerates go and post a fat girl on the catalog.im leaving foreger and i pray you all rot in the dirt
I'm more of a Joe Gatto guy personally. He's fucking hilarious. Shame he quit. It's just not the same. They also just got too famous to do prank comedy.
>>84848704My girlfriend looked like this and yet did not have breasts that big
There are no women in my town and I am too poor to leave and too depressed to better my circumstances.A woman would improve my life. But I will not get one because there are none here and women do not want losers. I cannot escape being a loser without a woman. It is just how I am.My last girlfriend died of cancer at 23.My ideal would be like the previous one.RedheadVirginYoungSimilar interestsAffectionate
>Be white or Asian>Don't be heavier than meThat's the extent of my extremely high standards. I weight 85kg (188lbs)
Tiny asian waifu
