What's the secret to getting a titcow gf?
>>84854269Be nice to me. Establish interest in me beyond my tits.
>>84854269I want to make her get naked on all fours, pull one titty as far out to the side as it will go and then let go and watch it smack into the other titty.Like a booby newton's cradle.
Perhaps you should begin by not calling them titcows? Sounds awfully dehumanizing. You think of them as people, right?
>>84854327Cows can be people too
>>84854327>>84854279optional if chad btw
>>84854279Would you chat with me on discord and see if we like each other?
>>84854279What other things do you look for in a guy?
>>84854502Back off, bro. She still has to reject me first.
>>84854269I have no idea as a KHV but I guess the secret is to treat her just like any other girl you're interesting in and not as a walking fetish
>>84854327how about I call one of them my gf?
