I do not want to be a plastic fucker, I don't want "plastic fucker" to be an accurate representation of who I am.No matter how bad things get I will never fuck plastic.
>>84854301this is really cool. where do i buy one?
>>84854346https://www.mrlsexdoll.com/products/meru-the-succubus-co-branding-blowjob-sex-doll-red-skin-hentai-figure
Not me, I can't wait to be a silicone fucker soon enough. <33 The people around me currently are unattractive as fuck, with many of them being unfuckable. I used to fuck Chads in Orange County, now I am sadly Chadless. </3 Seriously, I can't wait for my cabin to be built and I can't wait for my sexdoll!!!!
>>84854346>>84854388>>84854424PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER
>>84854511LMAO OP you are a laugh riot. Thanks for making this thread. <33
>>84854301Ok handfucker
>>84854589Lmao good one!!!Origami oregano original oranges
>>84854589i'm surprised this post was original to be desu
>>84854640It's the rule on this board that only *I* am the one who gets constantly robotted lmao.
>>84854301448 dollars!!!!!????? wtf
>>84854825I know, right??? You can get Tantalys for cheaper.
>>84854836or you can make one for free >Tantalyswhat's that?
The truth is fucking plastic is better than fucking women.
>>84854951The truth is, fucking silicone is better than fucking an ugly man and feeling raped afterwards. So I can totally agree with you there, anon.
>>84855129good we can all fuck plastic life will sure be better.
>>84855140Ikr???? Thank GOD we live in the technological peak era, could you imagine still using shit ropes and settling for the local syphilitic whore?
>>84854825That is a bit pricey considering it's only like 12 inches long, should be like 350
>>84855171i think its a lot shorter than that since its designed for you to fuck it in one end and your dick comes out the other
>>84854388>Meru>looks nothing like her besides the striped horns
>>84856483same haircut and face, only difference is the giant tits and ass and her gaping ruined holes
>>84856490I'm not seeing the resemblance.
>>84855171>>84856149it's 7.5 inches long
>>84856572actually i'm wrong, including the tits it's 12.5 inches
>>84856596Well, you were right where it counted at least.
>>84856572>only 3.5 inches of assgarbage, at least connect the asshole to the mouth/vagina hole like a forked path
>>84856572Who wants to DP it with me?