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I do not want to be a plastic fucker, I don't want "plastic fucker" to be an accurate representation of who I am.
No matter how bad things get I will never fuck plastic.
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>>84854301
this is really cool. where do i buy one?
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>>84854346
https://www.mrlsexdoll.com/products/meru-the-succubus-co-branding-blowjob-sex-doll-red-skin-hentai-figure
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Not me, I can't wait to be a silicone fucker soon enough. <33 The people around me currently are unattractive as fuck, with many of them being unfuckable. I used to fuck Chads in Orange County, now I am sadly Chadless. </3

Seriously, I can't wait for my cabin to be built and I can't wait for my sexdoll!!!!
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>>84854346
>>84854388
>>84854424
PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER PLASTIC FUCKER
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>>84854511
LMAO OP you are a laugh riot.
Thanks for making this thread. <33
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>>84854301
Ok handfucker
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>>84854589
Lmao good one!!!

Origami oregano original oranges
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>>84854589
i'm surprised this post was original to be desu
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>>84854640
It's the rule on this board that only *I* am the one who gets constantly robotted lmao.
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>>84854301
448 dollars!!!!!????? wtf
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>>84854825
I know, right??? You can get Tantalys for cheaper.
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>>84854836
or you can make one for free
>Tantalys
what's that?
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The truth is fucking plastic is better than fucking women.
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>>84854951
The truth is, fucking silicone is better than fucking an ugly man and feeling raped afterwards. So I can totally agree with you there, anon.
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>>84855129
good we can all fuck plastic life will sure be better.
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>>84855140
Ikr???? Thank GOD we live in the technological peak era, could you imagine still using shit ropes and settling for the local syphilitic whore?
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>>84854825
That is a bit pricey considering it's only like 12 inches long, should be like 350
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>>84855171
i think its a lot shorter than that since its designed for you to fuck it in one end and your dick comes out the other
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>>84854388
>Meru
>looks nothing like her besides the striped horns
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>>84856483
same haircut and face, only difference is the giant tits and ass and her gaping ruined holes
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>>84856490
I'm not seeing the resemblance.
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>>84855171
>>84856149
it's 7.5 inches long
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>>84856572
actually i'm wrong, including the tits it's 12.5 inches
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>>84856596
Well, you were right where it counted at least.
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>>84856572
>only 3.5 inches of ass
garbage, at least connect the asshole to the mouth/vagina hole like a forked path
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>>84856572
Who wants to DP it with me?



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