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Average night for gay anons while 30 year old straightoids cry over never having been with a woman
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this was literally me on the left on the weekend
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>>84857657
most faggots are disgusting. Its so hard being a bibro with standards.
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I hate that I sometimes fantasize about a man making me his bitch for life
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>>84857668
tell us more faggat
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I wish I could lose my virginity with a cute boy like that
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I'm not into poopdick though OP
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This is the only gay thing you faggots posted where I didn't reel back in digust. I think that means I should stop browsing this board before I become a faggot too.
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>>84857657
That seriously can't be good for his asshole
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>>84857657
i'm straight and i find this relatively arousing. it would be better if the guy fucking the twink was black thoiugh
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>>84857657
I tried to become lefty on grindr for 3 years. I never lost my virginity
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>>84857657
>tfw small dicked aspie so I'll never get to have sex with cute boys like this
I don't know why I stay alive
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>>84857684
What will it take to get my bisexual husband to fuck a twink infront of me? He says he doesnt want to because he values monogamy should I just drop it or try to convince him?
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>>84857858
How? Is it really that hard for bottoms?
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>>84857886
I wish my gf would let me do that. Try to convince him unless you think itd be relationship ending. Maybe tell him that itd only be nonmonogamy in this context, not an open relationship since he might be worried about that.
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>>84857898
Everyone wants tiny, cute boys. Most bottoms are just regular guys.
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>>84857657
>LOOK ANON I'M EATING FECES, BET YOU'RE JEALOUS HUH?!
Nope. Have fun though.
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>>84857699
Wtf happened to you? Was it prison gay?
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>>84857858
>3 years no ass fuck
>On fucking Grindr
literally how??
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>>84857657
not quite. we sometimes switch and he takes my small dick.
>>84857699
what stops you from looking for a bf?
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>>84857898
>>84858150
>I have a phobia of the stds I should have gotten in my teens and the harm they can wreak on an adult and everyone else on grindr is a latent superspreader
>so I wouldn't actually give a bj to a stranger or anal, ever
>I try to be open about myself like they want to the point where I get really irritable having to tell them about my life of isolation and self loathing
>I'm self conscious about my bare empty apartment
>they get impatient with me and lose interest
>I'm ugly
>I'm an unc
>i'm not out
>How does having gay sex NOT out you to the whole world with the way every modern person gossips and spies on you??
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>>84857898
Not really but it probably depends if you're fem enough or not.
I just never hookup with anyone because I fear rejection from randoms off Grindr just as much as anything else so I never find the will to commit.
>>84857749
that's because a fem enough twink is basically a woman in most peoples minds anyway.
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>>84858028
>Was it prison gay?
no Im afraid
>what stops you from looking for a bf?
gay dating is horrid in my country
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>>84858391
>>84858200
forgot to tag the other anons reply
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>>84857749
join us anon
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>>84858391
>gay dating is horrid in my country
gay dating is horrid pretty much everywhere.
but, with more bifags being open to experimentation, it is getting slightly better. i mean i am a bifag, but i wanted to be in a relationship with a man.
yes, it's a challenge. but staying gincel is worse. and it's worth the effort in the end. the warming love of a man is worth it.
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>>84857858
The fact that robots can't even fuck on grindr shows their problem isn't really with women, it's with themselves
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>>84858714
A lot of bifags only fuck guys on the side sadly, there are a lot of cases of them leaving their bfs to get married to a woman and be with them longterm so Im kinda scared of that happening to me
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>>84857657
nope, i'm an incel faggot because faggots are untrustworthy degenerates with diseases and i dont want aids

go on grindr 99% of are willing to fuck a complete stranger without even asking if they have any diseases, so i just fap in my room
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>>84858803
Even as a bifag there's not much point going after other bifags when there's the continuous option for most to just blend into heterosexual society, have an actual family etc, all things I could never provide as a retard on HRT.
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>>84858791
nta but sadly you're right. and ig i don't count as a robot anymore since i do have a bf.
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>>84858816
exactly! it's really depressing, I want a man who wanna make me his boywife and doesn't see me as just a hookup partner
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>>84857843
no. stop advocating for race mixing. hes basically a white woman: innocent, gentle, and elegant. please dont call for some savage animal to leave an indelible mark on his soul that would depurify him forever.

its already heartbreaking enough that china, russia, and muslim immigrants are taking advantage of and dominating the aryan west.

we are already losing something immeasurably valuable. dont make it worse than it already is. cultural and economic warfare are bad enough. if widespread race mixing and sexual domination were to occur, we would truly have surpassed the point of no return. and i really dont know if youre too perverted or too dumb to acknowledge that.
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>>84857668
your not tryna cuck me are u : (
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>>84858968
>race mixing
>gay sex
nigga nothing is being mixed except cum with sweat in a twink's butthole. just give him a BBC ASAP
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I'm a masc guy but going to be bottoming for a hung 20 year old tonight

Hoping he gives me several loads
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>>84859009
r u goonna rub youre jawlines togetherrr
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>>84859031
Probably frot together and have his black ass on my face while I get him hard enough to fuck my ass
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>>84858995
its not about losing one's hymen; its about losing one's innocence.
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>>84859039
is he a hot nigga? do you know what that is?
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>>84859060
>its not about losing one's hymen; its about losing one's innocence.
wow
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>>84859065
No he's in college and a pretty good guy otherwise we wouldn't have clicked together and I definitely wouldn't have taken him raw
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>>84859009
gross faggot, obviously not orginal
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>>84859081
>No
I am sorry for your lost : (
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>>84857657
unless there are cute fem twinks into chubby 30yr old robots, I'll be crying over never having been with them too.
Just like with women, I don't want a hookup, but good luck finding a cute guy like that not into hookups
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>>84859122
i'd like a chubby older robot and a lot of other "cuter" guys do too. it's actually a really common dynamic
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>>84857886
your husband needs to pass the controller
in all seriousness you should probably drop it but fuck I'm jelly of him
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bye bye lover
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>>84857886
Why does he have any reason to believe you won't immediately regret it and divorce him? There are many such cases!
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>>84859031
>>84859065
>>84859073
only learned about him a couple months ago and this nigga is so uniquely fascinating to me
no homo doh
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>>84859142
maybe I'm all in my head about it. But it seems they all want buff or dadbod 40yr olds. I'm not there yet, dammit!
>i'd like a chubby older robot
... hey?
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>>84859234
hi anon
strongfat is definitely popular, but chubbiness is endearing too. gay dudes are known for being shallow but i've noticed that mostly applies to hookups, which you said you didn't want so yeah you shouldn't worry. long term i don't think guys will be that picky, and the ones who are probably aren't worth your time anyway. people who are bound by physicality and aesthetics are disappointing to be with npc tier and will be lacking emotionally
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>>84859315
I'll fully admit I'm probably a little shallow too (bifag into cute fem twinks after all) but I do value connection over purely "get dick hard, use, throw away, repeat."
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>>84859453
that's not shallow imo it's only natural, if you're not attracted to who you're with you'll both be miserable, it's only upsetting when it's all the relationship revolves around with no real bonding in it outside of sex
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>>84857657
pounding a dubiously legal twink's ass must feel so damn good



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