Imagine how much better your life would be if you owned a cow.
>>84861898I don't think my backyard is big enough for a cow
>>84861920Is your living room big enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJnIJDo-YWw
>>84861960Is anyone's?
>>84861898I dream of owning a female hucow someday
>>84861970Is this the thread theme now?>>84861974Maybe. Mine's pretty big.>>84861991She has a pretty big "third leg" there.
>>84862008>picThat's not how cuck chairs are supposed to work, he's doing it wrong.
>>84861898Would be too much trouble plus I live in an apartment. I do think cows are funny though.
>>84862046Normal cuck chairs are out of style. You don't get the control, smell and haptic feedback of the cuck kart(tm).>>84862119MOOOOOOOO-VE somewhere else!!
>>84861898>owned a cow.I was already married and it wasn't that great
>>84862310OOOOHHH!! pwn'd her ass with that one!
>>84861974the jew fears the indoor cow farmer
>>84863081The cow fears the indoor jew farmer.
>>84863081>the jewyou mean the jeet?
>>84861898>fresh dairy products from a well-treated cowIt would be kino.https://youtube.com/shorts/NC1jSkfZI98
>>84861898Cows are chill af, and they give you free milkIt's a win-win
>>84864516My cow charges me for milk.
>>84864868Where did you manage to find a jewish cow?
>>84861991This is a reference to the Top Gear Burma episode isnt it
>>84865559lol I'm going to be sad when these old faggots die.