Virgins of /r9k/, what was the closest you ever got to sex?
When I was 17 two girls my age offered to have a threesome with me but that was too scary and sudden so I didn't want to. Now I'm a 38 year old virgin.
>>84862494Can we talk about hemorrhoids instead?
>>84862494I'm not a virgin. Lmao
>>84862494i don't know if its a false memory but i remember back when i was 7 or something. I was bouncing around in this bouncy castle place and this tall skinny girl would corner me and gave me a little smooch (im short)
>>84862494When my friend kissed me when we were 5
>>84862494When I stuck my penis in a vietnamese twink's butt
>>84862494Gay: jerked off on camera and sent (solicited) nudesStraight: Got a hug from a 50 yo woman who had been in my classesI'm 34 now
>>84862494when I worked at a restaurant one summer in highschool it was clear one of the servers wanted to sex with me. I'm usually really bad at picking up signs but she made it really obvious like playful touching, teasing, nice comments,asking if I had a gf, having other people ask what I thought of her. She had a reputation for sleeping around and that kinda put me off from her. She was cute, but I did nothing and nothing ever came of it. idk if I regret it or not. I'll be a wizard next year.
>>84862514I have one but it doesn't hurt or anything and I only feel it when I wipe my buttI thought they were supposed to be a nightmare but I sit on my ass all day without a problem
>>84862593They can be quite annoying to sit on sometimes. Perhaps you just have a big ole butt that cushions it. I always poke them back up my ass with my finger, feels good.
>>84862644Don't do thatIt will only inflame it more
>>84862494when i was a middle schooler, this younger girl wanted me to go to her house and have sex with her because we used to joke about how we would fuck one another if we got to spend time together alone.but she was a year younger than me and looked like she hadn't hit puberty where i had hit puberty so the optics wouldn't look right, you know what i mean?i looked like a high schooler and she looked like an elementary schooler so i declined because if people found out it wouldn't look good for me. it was probably the right call, knowing my luck she would have gotten pregnant with like a disabled child or something.
>>84862494At a party and unironic sportsball team Chad was going to fuck me, dream come true. He literally had his shlong against my vag, and commented>"Damn femanon, you've got a nice pussy"and I literally said>"Th-Thanks, you too"he paused for a moment, then burst out laughing, and got up and put his pants back on shaking his head, before leaving the roomI wanted to fucking die
>>84862655Sorry I'm an addict now. I'll never recover.
>>84862494A girl I found to be very attractive had a conversation with me in my junior year of high school. She lost interest after a while, because I was just so boring and unstimulating, and she went away without even saying "bye". That was around 11 years ago. There were a handful of moments where friends' girlfriends laughed at something I said, but in my mind that's much further away on the "closeness to sex" scale.
>>84862494whore at the club grinded on me, but i wasn't really into heri don't really like clubs either, and by the time it's later into the night my pregame buzz has worn off
>>84862678damn thats fucking based dude ywnbaw
>>84862494got a blowie in the psychward bathroom when i was 16 lmao she was down for penetration but the fish smell disgusted me... now im 24 nothing happened since then maybe i shouldve done it but man actual sardines smell better than that shit
i'm 36, almost sucked another dudes dick when i was 18 but chickened outi'm bi so i don't regret it either way, still remember the warmth of his dick and wonder what sucking it would have been likeand i like women but never really approached them as a teen and i don't talk to them outside of work, i still kind of fear them and their judgment even though i know from social media how flawed it can becurrently i'm not averse to going either way sexually, but relationship wise and social benefits wise i want a family one day so preferably want a wifepass torment has me still feeling undesirable to everyone most of the time though
>>84862494High school girlfriend offered me a bj but I turned it down because I was nervous and I thought we were too young
>>84862494>Virgins of /r9k/, what was the closest you ever got to sex?A girl touched the back of my hand once
kissing my supposed friends cousin but then he came over and ruined the experience before i could fuck so friends arent real lol
>>84862494Last week I was hanging out with a girl while she was doing some voluntary work at a carnival. Was hanging out with her for about an hour and we were walking around looking at stalls.We aren't dating and I don't think she likes me that way either and I don't like her like that too but that might unironically be the closest I ever got to sex, walking around with a girl for an hour. I'm 23 btw.
>>84862494>what was the closest you ever got to sex?e-sex
>>84862494i blew a guy once
I had to go to summer school for missing all of 8th grade and a girl there thought I was amazing and funny ext. She put her hand on my leg and was rubbing it and I looked at her and she said , do you like my tits? I like yours too.I was a little chubby I guess....No idea wtf was going on I was very spergy. I swear I saw her working at a McDonald's decades later. Found out im really handsome later on in life. If I had been more active instead of playing diablo 2 24/7
>>84862520This thread is not for you my friend
A hug maybe? I have never bothered to tryI know I'd probably be able to get something, but I'm a selfish piece of shit that daydreams with ridiculous standards so I'd be just making women mad or making myself miserable for believing losing my virginity has any value
>>84862494There were 2 girls IRL that I knew liked me, and a 3rd that I suspected but don't know for sure. But I chose not to pursue any of them. Why? One of them wasn't attractive to me. One I didn't find out about until near the end of high school when I knew I'd be moving away for college soon (and I want/wanted a relationship, not casual sex). The 3rd was attractive and otherwise fun to hang out with, but was very obnoxiously liberal and a non-virgin. I also had an online Minecraft GF when I was 13 for like 3 months. We briefly and awkwardly "sexted" once (only text, no pics). I'm also talking to a girl I met online rn, but I'm not sure where it's gonna go yet. We seem like a very good match so far, and its probably the deepest ive gotten emotionally with a girl, but idk how much she likes me, idk what her history looks like, and im worried she's talking to other guys. I'm not sure which of these you'd consider "closest". Fuck, am I a volcel?
final year of uni and this chick in my class was going for mei mean like trying to touch my arms, trying for eye contact, and laughing at my jokes even when i wasnt making anybut i was ignoring her moves because i know she has a boyfriend and i aint got time for dramawhenever she was doing the nonverbal signals to show her interest in me i literally always give her this look like bruh what are you doingi found out later on that she broke up with her bfand she slept with my friend insteadand she did it to make her ex jealousyeah not mad i dodged that tbhdesu
>>84862494The one and only time I was ever hugged by a foid in 7th grade in the hallway. It was so foreign and I didn't know what to do. I just kept my arms at my sides until it was over. I don't know why she hugged me either. Neither of us said anything. It was just us in the hallway and she just hugged me for about 5 seconds
Last time I had sex was maybe 10 years ago.Yes I am a virgin.How you ask? Very simple: (un?)fortunately, amnesia
>>84862494>Virgins of /r9k/, what was the closest you ever got to sex?Mine was holding hands with my crush at high school dance classes.
>be me, unironic sportsball team chad at a party>finally going to have sex with femanon, dream come true>LITERALLY have my schlong against her vag>nervous, comment "damn femanon, you've got a nice pussy" (oh yeah, totally nailed it)>she responds "th-thanks, you too">in shock for a few seconds>burst out laughing, couldn't help it>she fucking called me a pussy, wtf>shake my head and leave the room, mutter sorry under my breath>wanted to fucking die
>>84862494International students in college would give me glances and flirt with me
>>84862494with girls: showered with one (clothed)with men: assigned partners on a school trip and he told me he wanted to throw me off the cliff we were standing on because i couldnt walk fast enough
I'm 31 years old and literally lost my virginity tonight. I jacked off this morning so I couldn't stay hard and cum.My whole life I felt like if I could just lose my virginity I would be a normal person.I am still not a normal person. I feel empty inside.
