How do you pick up chicks anyway?
>>84864825By the pussy
>>84864825Only a faggots doesn't know how to pick up chicks
You don't. 95% of "pickups" happen this way:>woman see you, thinks you are hot/qt/stud>she selects you by looking at you in a certain way and smiling>you notice and say some BS to her.That's it. This is how the large majority of vaginal fucks begin, if anything the woman is picking me up.
>>84865865Fuck, fuck, fuck.I didn't want to acknowledge that I blew it but I did.>See cute girl at the store>Look at her, she looks and smiles.>Trying not to spaghetti all over the store I just nod and smile back>When she is going to the checkout line she passes me again and smiles again before turning to the older lady that was with her (probably her mom)>I didn't know what I would say to approach her so didn't even ask her name or her number>Never see her again at that store.
>>84864825it's pretty easy anon
>>84866149Hard to ask for number in front of her mother, it's worse when you are alone with her and have multiple chances to set something up but still end up doing nothing.
>>84866188>approach mother>"excuse me. I was going to ask for your number, but I don't want you to get in trouble with your husband. maybe you can give your sister's (pointing to her daughter) number instead?"
>>84864825That guy looks tall, mogs me to death.
>>84864825Grab her by the jeans and give her a wedgie
>>84864825Use your hands, pick her up by the waist, and then suplex her bitch ass into the pavement.
>>84866395And yet he's so hideous that the girl is extremely uncomfortable at the thought of even kissing him. It's never been more over. The hylic world is a cursed hell scape.
>>84866454He's just fat and low test, it's his fault. Not a truecel.
>>84864825what a loserwho kisses like that?
>>84866454>And yet he's so hideous that the girl is extremely uncomfortable at the thought of even kissing him.Like who fucking cares?Thats set up for kiss, her opinion doesn't mater in that context. Grab her back of the head, jam the tongue into her tonsils.
>>84866454>It's never been more over.ok. We have case of memes outbreak.
>>84866379Something tells me I'm too autistic to have this come out properly and not cringe.
>>84864825Is it common for girls to walk around with unzipped jeans like that, and have them still be high enough that you don't see her panties?Also I feel bad for both of them here. She clearly really didn't want to do it, but she could have been nicer about it, and he clearly has no respect for himself by putting himself into a position where he's force kissing a woman that doesn't like him.
>>84867135ive literally never seen that, online or irl outside of that specific webm
