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All I want is a somewhat unhygienic girl to describe her body odor to me in lurid detail

Is that really too much to ask for?
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Why do you want that that's gross

Go ask AI or something
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>>84867500
But AI isn't a girl who stinks good
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>>84867460
The image is a joke and not implying she actually smells bad as in unwashed. She's some early 00s scene girl and probably has some pungent cheap perfume on. The artist is being flippant and sarcastic by descriting it as a stink that is good.
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>>84867585
OP's image, along with imagining that cheap sickeningly sweet perfume smell instantly takes me back to a certain time and place. That specific sort of quirk chungus has gone extinct. I feel bad for gen z.
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>>84867635
They also did the RAWR face, which just vanished from the culture.
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>>84867635
these things go in cycles
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This except $50 instead of the smelly girl
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Okay but let's get back on topic folks
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>>84867460
I smell like sweat and stress 90% of the time, my mother says I smell like my dad when I sweat, so if you smell an old fat man then theres a chance his daughter stinks the same, idt i smell all that unique though just musty
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>>84867674
Back then they did it for the love of the game, now they've been replaced with egirls selling online content
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>>84867719
Smell is deeply psychological to me

The same smell that's repulsive on an ugly old lady is heavenly if it's coming from a pleasant-looking young woman
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I want a hog of a girlfriend who works out but doesn't shower, wash her hands, shave her pubes or her armpits, trim her nails, or clean her clothes.
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>>84867772
OP here, that's a bit much for me, but you do you

I just want the classic bedrot build
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>>84867460
>pokemon
bitches don't know about tetris and donkey kong 94
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>>84867460
the most attractive girls are the ones who look like their B.O. smells good
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>>84867772
How about you don't post my wife, little guy
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>>84867772
>fat grotesque anime chick still has a normal attractive face
every time
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>>84867460
I eat so much goldfish (about 80% of my daily calories comes from them) so I smell salty.

Hope this helps
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>>84867850
That much sodium can't be good for you shawty
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>>84867860
>That much sodium can't be good for you shawty
Not showering, not leaving my house, 16 hrs of screen time per day, and atrophy from not moving enough also isnt good for me.

I think sodium overdose is the least of my issues.
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>>84867882
Finally, a femanon who really belongs here

Depressed? Otherwise mentally ill? Crippled?
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>>84867811
Yeah, I like a butterface, but most artists and moids are pussies. I love fat ugly voluptuous bitches!
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>>84867934
Her face still doesn't look obese
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>>84867893
>Depressed? Otherwise mentally ill?
Not to trauma dump, but I suffer from severe bipolar depression. NO, it does not make me randomly hateful or angry (that is more linked to BPD). I go through phases of being normal and content, and other phases where it makes it hard to leave my room. Taking a shower goes from "get in, wash up, get out" to a huge process that requires me first leaving my bed, which is hard enough as it is... hence the 80% goldfish diet. The depression gets very bad between semesters, often leading to atrophy, weight loss, and general grossness.

>Crippled?
I am very lucky that I am not. I just have mental issues, and the fear of leaving the house and having to meet people.
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>>84867967
That's rough Goldfish-chan

I would haul you into the shower (but not EVERY day)
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>>84867982
>That's rough Goldfish-chan
Aww thats kinda sweet I like this.

>I would haul you into the shower
I have an alarm set on my phone every day at 8pm to remind myself, so I really do try.

Also, I feel very disconnected from my family because of the way I look. Makes me feel like an outsider in my own home, so I end up accidentally isolating myself from the very people who should love me the most.

Going into public is scary because I live in a moderately conservative area with multiple face piercings and I get paranoid that people are watching me.
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>>84868017
You probably get some disapproving looks but that's it

Have you considered ditching the piercings if you think they're that big an issue?
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>>84867460
I forgot to mention I'm a fat fuck who hasn't seen my penis in 5 years.
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>>84868064
Excuse me, only one of those things is true
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>>84868043
I just cant shake the feeling im being watched.

>Have you considered ditching the piercings
Yes. A thousand times I've taken them out and left them at home on the way to the grocery store.

But since its an anonymous thread and ill never see you again.

They've become such a part of me and memories of who I used to be. I was always told by my family I was so pretty, and in effort to break my families expectations of me, I started getting piercings.

Some of them make me think of the times I got them with friends. Makes me think of how I got one when I graduated high school. Makes me think of when I went to visit a long distance friend and we got matching piercings.

It just makes me feel like me, and I guess its the same as a woman with a large nose who often feels insecure, but realizes that its a part of her, and an homage to her ancestors.

Theyre memories of when, instead of going home and cutting myself, I would get an ear piercing.

Part of me feels like someone will look at the piercings and walk away rather than look too close at all of the flaws I have. Even if it makes me feel like I'm being watched.
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>>84868102
I see, ideally you could cherish those memories without having to keep the piercings in, but clearly it's not so easy

Well I hope things somehow look up, try to take some vitamin pills at least because I don't think Goldfish are packed with nutrients
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>>84868176
There is always something to look forward to as everything will pass.

> try to take some vitamin pills at least because I don't think Goldfish are packed with nutrients

Good idea. Okay <3
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