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I don't want to be regular pretty.

I want to be biblical pretty
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>>84873419
Sweet mother of God she is pretty
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>>84873419
Even god decided good equals pretty
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>>84873487
What are you even on about?
>>84873480
She is. Mother of God.
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>>84873498
I see why God I see why God
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>>84873510
Bahah they God didn't choose Mary for beauty. But righteousness.
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>>84873419
sluts dont get to be biblical pretty
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>>84873746
I'm a virgin though
Never seen a dick irl.
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>>84873817
>esex and porn doesnt count!
cope and seethe
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>>84874044
Never had esex. Never sent nudes. Porn though... can't say I havent
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>>84873419
do u think god will forgive me for dirinking too mich? am i a bad oerson? i don't want to be a bad person
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Ur defo going to hell for posting these sacred images on 4chan also seeking vanity through them
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I wish OP were called Mary instead of me. I hate Mary and Christ.
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>>84874451
Only God dictates if I will go to hell, and he is the only one that knows my intentions, so I'm discarding your opinion.
Posting this on 4chan isn't a sin desu.
>>84874448
God forgives all sins, just turn to him. Don't destroy yourself anon. Get well soon.
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>>84874511
can you tell god that i'm trying treally hard and i'm rally sorry and i only mean good and i don't wanna upset andyone but sometimes it happena but i dom't mean it pleas i'm not christian or anyjting but pleSE can yoi tell him so he knows?
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>>84874422
>Never had esex. Never sent nudes. Porn though... can't say I havent
how old are you?
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>>84874535
Oh he knows anon..
Worry not! I will pray for you. I suggest you pray too, even if you aren't christian. Find a place where you're alone and comfortable, and tell Him. He always listens. And he loves you anon. He loves you so dearly, and he just wants what's good for you. And keep trying! Keep trying to get better. I believe in you anon.
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>>84874550
Im 21.
So not particularly old. Very religeous home you see.
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Why are you posting isthar so much
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>>84873530
god didn't "choose" mary
the concept of immaculate conception applies to mary's birth, not jesus. mary was created without original sin in the womb of her mother st. anne as the new eve.
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>>84874569
>believes in a personal god and mary but requires praying to god directly instead of mary, jesus, or any sort of saints as intercessors
Larper, not actually Catholic. You are committing idolatry in Protestanism.
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>>84874577
I see someone who spends too much time on foid social media and doesn't know where any of these images are from.
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>>84873419
I need to pick up a new blush actually. I love classical beauty.
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>>84874622
When did I ever denounce praying to any of the saints or theotokos? I just suggested the anon who is struggling could pray to Jesus and talk to him about it.
>>84874613
>god didn't "choose" mary
Yes He did? God had planned for her to be the vessel. Thus she was chosen. Im not saying she was randomly picked. She was chosen, before she was even born.
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>>84874636
I like to use akker fassi. Its a Moroccan blush made out of pomegranate and it gives you this beautiful passionate red colour. You can use it on your lips and cheeks :)
>>84874629
>foid this foid that.
Why reduce this nice thread to that garbage debate?
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>>84874645
Theotokos is an Orthodox concept, not Catholic.
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>>84874645
>god chose mary for her righteousness
>her righteousness which was only possible because she was conceived without original sin by his own hand
>he planned for her to be his vessel and therefore created her without sin and then blessed her being without sin by impregnating her with himself as a son
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>>84874645
How can God choose someone for the quality of their actions if he designed them to be incapable of doing otherwise? Your own definition of him "choosing" means it was his intelligent design, not her righteousness. In this logic she is only a blank vessel. Any woman would have done had he created her immaculately, which he also could have done at any point throughout human history had he so chosen.
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>>84874664
who said anything about foid being a debate? foid is a descriptor. why are you defensive? are they right?
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>>84874666
Theotokos is not an orthodox concept. It litteraly just means Mother of God in Greek.
>>84874673
Ex catholic? Protie?
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>>84874664
So where did you save all of these images from a photoset of the divine feminine mater dolorosa then? Pinterest?
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>>84874686
>if you follow my own theological logic and correct me on larping you must be lapsed
lol
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>>84874664
>I like to use akker fassi
Can it be diluted/toned down? I'm a pale dude I just like having a little glow to me and I can't find any images that aren't super pigmented.
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>>84874686
The way you just used the word Theotokos as the God-bearer is how the Orthodox, who are the only ones who use that term, use it. You are posting images of Roman Catholic Marian iconography while using Protestant theological recommendations and Greek Orthodox language. You are not what you claim to be. The Amazigh are who use akker fassi. Are you Sunni Muslim or interested in animism? Did you see it recommended by Hindu women on Tiktok?
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>>84874682
Theoretically yes. God could have chosen another woman. But he chose Mary, and sure God is the reasons she is righteous and that she said yes to Him and became the New Eve, but that doesn't make her less righteous. That just means she has a Godgiven inclination towards righteousness. I'm not denying intelligent design. God could have made a flower pretty, but the fact that it was made to be pretty doesn't actually reduce its beauty. The flower didnt choose, but you dont have to choose to be something.
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>>84874697
just pinch your cheeks and bite your lips, that's how it's historically done
if you want to be clever buy a $1 tube of fake blood and smear a tiny bit on the center of your cheeks and lips as a stain. it will look like natural blood flow
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>>84874715
intelligent design refers to a debate regarding the origin of life wherein it is justified as being too scientifically complex to have occurred by cosmological chance ala the big bang vs creationism which uses scripture to justify deliberate creation of humanity by god via literal interpretations of text
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This entire thread is objectification of the Mother of God. He did not make her beautiful. Nowhere in the Bible is she expounded upon for her beauty. Mary is praised for her goodness and her submission to God's will including that of the necessary death of their Son, not for being conventionally attractive. Vainglory is a mortal sin.
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>>84874715
>just as a flower does not choose its color, we are not responsible for what we have come to be
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>>84874697
Yes! You just have to dab it lightly on your cheek, then blend out. You get the hang of it after a while.
>>84874711
Theotokos isn't a term strictly used by Orthodox Christians only. It quite litteraly just means Mother of God and it isn't problematic to use the term to describe Mary.
>You are not what you claim to be
What did I claim to be?
>>84874731
I know..
I dont knoe why you ever suggested me denying intelligent design.
>>84874744
How is this vainglory?
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>>84874772
i didn't suggest that. i was giving you the definition because you are using it incorrectly, as you are still.
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>>84874772
>How is it vainglory to objectify the Madonna for Earthly representations of her beauty and wish that I could be as pretty as her?
>How is it vainglory to distill the magnitude of Mary's role in the triumph of Christ down to her looking pretty when she cries?
>How is it vainglory to make physical appearance a determinant of spiritual purity and the focus of my own religious inclinations rather than beauty of the mind, richness of the spirit, and tenderness of the heart?
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>>84874772
theotokos is a title given to mary in orthodox christianity similar to our lady of sorrows or our lady of perpetual help. it isn't a word that people casually use to mean the mother of god. even in roman catholicism, they would say deipara. the third ecumenical council of ephesus already argued over whether theotokos or christokos was more appropriate. theotokos like platytera is eastern christianity spiritual terminology exclusively and every image you have pulled is western, predominantly spanish, italian, and french.
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>>84874772
>What did I claim to be?
>Very religeous home you see.
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>>84874645
>Theotokos
This isn't Catholic wtf
>praying to Jesus
This is modern American Christianity shit not Catholic, Catholics use intercessors
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>>84873419
Is it worth reading the bible? I was raised athiest and I have no interest in god but my ex was devoutly catholic and it made her happy so I kind of want to know more about it.
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>>84874853
non-denominational protestant christians recommend praying to jesus due to their personal relationship with him in their structure
older formalized religions are more hierarchical. op would know that if she wasn't larping
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>>84874814
I never ever stated i wanted to be as beautiful as her, how could i?
I never reduced the pain of our Weeping Mother either. And I never ever indicated that physical appearance is more important than purifying our souls and doing good. Matter of fact when another anon stared that beauty was and indicator of righteousness I rejected it. Furthermore i encouraged another anon to purify himself. Sorry anon but youre fabricating things about me, and selectively picking things to point out. Please stop.
>>84874793
Sorry for using it incorrectly then. I'll admit I didn't want to be wrong, but I see i was faulty and how I used the term.
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>>84874868
It's worth reading any holy book you can get your hands on to see how different beliefs regarding fate, suffering, and divinity shape human behavior and how fundamentally similar many are at their core, when you consider the existentialism of the human condition. I would argue the Koran and Talmud are more interesting but that is from deep familiarity with Christian works already. Whatever you grew up around is worth investigating to see why people believe as they do, if only to out-think their own arguments. It's also interesting to look back at early creation texts like the Enuma Elish for a broader scope of human belief systems. I like reading about Zoroastrianism and modern Afro-Brazilian/Cuban/Caribbean syncretic movements like Candomble, Santeria, and Haitian Vodou, personally.
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>>84874882
>I want to be biblical pretty
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>>84874840
Getting caught up because I called Mary theotokos is very redundant. She is theotokos i dont see a problem here. I'm sorry I used Greek instead of Latin, but it really doesnt make much difference.
>>84874853
Well I just said Pray to Him. Sure anon could pray to Mary, or to St. Peter, or to any other saint. Praying to Jesus isnt strictly a protie thing. You know what next time I'll tell anons to pray to Mary so that I wont catch strays
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>>84874905
Where did I say I want to look like Mother Mary?
Biblical pretty is quite broad.
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>>84873419
I'm glad they killed god when they had the chance.
Faggot had it coming.
If god was real these wouldn't exist and they would be able to move the heavens in their place. Ultimate power, but god isn't real cause reality is a mundane hell of cyclic rebirth through organic interdimensional portal of creation.
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>>84874882
Posting pictures as you were objectifying the Madonna, especially as you were posting them next to comments about cybering, nudes, and penises - and outright admitting to using porn next to an image of Our Lady weeping over the death of her Son - is inherently reducing her pain into a trite aesthetic. "Encouraging another anon to purify himself" is not your place. You are not a confessor, and you should know that purification is not as you have represented it. Anon like everyone will sin constantly, as you and I are doing now. He already stated he isn't even Christian. Baptism and good works will save him, not by unwashed faith alone.
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>>84874925
>Biblical pretty is quite broad.
>That's why I'm only posting images of Mary!
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>>84874915
that's not how you use the term redundant. you mean pedantic, and you're still wrong. using an orthodox title to refer to catholic worship shows you are not catholic nor greek orthodox. you are either disaffected modern protestant or someone with no religious ties creating an amalgamation of what you consider to be divine femininity out of online trends and words you don't understand. really, they're not mutually exclusive, but the question here lies in why bother to roleplay as this at all on 4chan? it isn't as if you believe what you are saying, and no one here seems receptive to the images you are posting off of your other social media. why are you not doing this there?
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>>84874868
Yes you absolutely should! I'd recommend starting with the book of James or book of Job! To me, the book of Job was deeply moving, as i struggled a bit mentally and felt very alone. You should try to visit Sunday sermons too! And dont ever be afraid you'll be judged. We are all there to purify our souls. People are super kind there, even if they dont have a sermon you can visit and just look around. Dont ever be afraid to ask people, so long you respect common courtesy and dont interrupt the sermon or people praying. Go to church tomorrow anon!
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>>84874915
>it really doesnt make much difference
>next time i'll say something completely different so i won't catch strays
fake ahh christfag foids i stg
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>>84874971
In Catholicism "Sunday sermons" are called "Catholic Mass".
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>>84874971
>book of james
the thing that was challenged by martin luther during the reformation and is called an epistle?
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Jesus probably looked like this if we being for real.
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>>84874971
Why recommend James or Job over Esther or Ruth? Even the Song of Songs or Genesis.
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>>84874983
Im getting fried over terminology. Sorry i thought it was more appropriate to call it Sunday sermons for a newcommer. But oh no i should always stick to this and that to appease the crowd.
>>84874978
Im getting tested bro. My patience is getting tested.
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>>84874993
he'd look levantine
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>>84874422
You're still young. You have your entire 20s left to give in to lust. Larping as a purity symbol means nothing now.
>Porn though... can't say I havent
Typical.
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>>84874997
You need to read good books like Holographic universe, behold a pale horse, mein kampf, and turner diaries.
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>>84875000
>Im getting fried
>Im getting tested
not very marian of you to lose your temper over being corrected on theological terminology
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>>84875010
You need to be reading classic mid-century philosophical hard sci-fi and transgressive French Decadent eroticism.
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>>84875013
Get em!
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>>84875021
I love Dianetics and 120 nights of Sodom.

I'm like OTVIII right now *hits bong*
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>>84873746
Especially ones on this board
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>>84875013
Mary is kinda defined by her ability to withstand suffering with serene grace. Our Lady of 4chan this ain't.
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>>84874997
Well James is a nice way to be introduced to the ways of a christian. Its more straightforward. To me, the book of Job holds strong emotional value as it helped me during my darkest hours. It helped me understand pain, and what it meant to continue for the sake of God.
But yeah Book of Ruth is also great, but i just think James is a better way to be introduced to things. Havent read book of Esther however.
>>84875013
This is my sign to leave MY thread. Im sorry I'm not perfect. I am trying to be better.
>>84875008
We all sin anon. I have sinned and i recognise my wrongdoing.
>You have your entire 20s left to give in to lust.
Nah i think im gonna make it. Worst part is over now.
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>>84875050
>Nah i think im gonna make it.
I found this place at 26. This website only corrupts you. I had never sinned before.
>Worst part is over now.
What makes you say this?
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>>84875038
I was thinking I want to read Stranger in a Strange Land, Eroticism: Death and Sensuality, and Super-Cannes soon, but first I need to get through The War Hound and the World's Pain, House of Stairs, and The Accursed Kings series.
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>>84875050
>haven't read book of esther
are you picking and choosing which parts of the bible to read...?
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>>84875056
>This website only corrupts you. I had never sinned before.
True...
It does only corrupt you. I think we need to leave anon. You never sinned before this? Wow. That's an accomplishment. Until 26! Pretty hard.
>What makes you say this?
Puberty is over, and I was able to withstand all the social preuse until now. The worst part of the storm is over. Only thing that could ever get me now is if I fall head over heels to someone i cant marry.
>>84875088
Wow youre ragebaiting me.
I havent read the whole scripture. Not YET
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>>84875097
it's literally impossible to not sin. you are born with original sin, unless you are mary.
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>>84875097
>I havent read the whole scripture. Not YET
This takes you 21 years?
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>>84875126
Besides original sin. Duh. Do i have to explain everything?
>>84875131
Okey youre just trying to ragebait me.
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It's a godless vast universe of oblivious dust that hallucinates it's waking hell of inevitable doom and death.

You die, so what, your gone for a spell and the universe is so large you can be reincarnated back in time since nothing is faster than light. Women are dead portals to this dimension and so procreation is inheriting a fatalistic endeavor to endure a cosmic strain of persistence to cull fitness out of populations of horny idiotic beasts. The truth is there is no end to this hell, you are probably just a ghost of a long dead alien that first dreamed of itself.
A soul doesn't have size, just parts of how many living beings with sentience are alive throughout the cosmos at any time.

God is a dying pussy.
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So thread, what is this the purpose of this roleplaying exercise?

https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPk8aLgE
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>>84875097
>>84875141
now you're really not behaving at all like your idol mother mary.
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>>84875161
I know when *I* get caught not knowing what I'm talking about I say 3 quick Hail Marys, thumb my rosary and prayer card, and immediately start having a meltdown online about how everyone is ragebaiting me.
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>>84875050
06/20/26(Sat)20:35:47
>This is my sign to leave MY thread. Im sorry I'm not perfect. I am trying to be better.
>We all sin anon. I have sinned and i recognise my wrongdoing.
>>84875097
06/20/26(Sat)20:45:18
>It does only corrupt you. I think we need to leave anon.
>Wow youre ragebaiting me.
>I havent read the whole scripture. Not YET
>>84875141
06/20/26(Sat)20:54:14
>Duh. Do i have to explain everything?
>Okey youre just trying to ragebait me.
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>>84875169
>>84875155
Oh how this thread has been bastardised
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>>84875193
You bastardized your own thread by sperging out the second anons who knew your claimed religion started challenging your misrepresentation of it. Go back to Twitter, you're better suited there.
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>>84875193
the crying marys every time you have a narc melty really help seal the humor
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>>84875204
I'm going to start posting crying Marys every time I start sperging out myself now. I think it's a funny bit.
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>>84875204
>>84875203
Oh my days.
Fine you win or whatever. Here, the thread is yours now.
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>>84875148
why would you put that next to such a BOSS pic of shirtless heysus
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That was kind of hot to watch. Damn..
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>>84875223
>I'm not backed into a corner by my own contradictions, I WANTED to fuck up and have a fit in my own thread!
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>>84875155
This is by far the most embarrassing post in this thread.
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>>84875250
So thread, what is the next course of action here?

https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AELJGgN



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