nonbiney

early eepy time, who's with me?

>>84875024
Rape me and fall asleep with me, i'm already going to bed so i won't say no

>>84875024
I'll have an early eep tonight but not right now it is not my eepy time yet that's in maybe an hour or two

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Yep, another day at the 'puter.
https://youtu.be/gIclWxN-kcI

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would you date a boy who tinkered with children's toys ?

I always want to buy toys but never end up doing anything with them sad but true story

boy i sure h-

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Why is the thread so dead? Are we all normal fags now? I was doing blender stuff.

>>84876784
you should bend over right in my face

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Why is the thread so dead? Are we all human fags now? I was doing Bender stuff.

>>84877516
it's 4am nigga go to sleep

>>84877599
It's 2 pm, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>84877752
>not living in california
kek

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my e-bf broke up with me

>>84877819
>not living in third world country with an misfortunate ugly duckling like me and being my overseas rich elite radiant beautiful hot gay from cali weho boyfriend
dumbass

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>>84877833
Oh noo. I can't imagine why

I just realized Roger is basically the same character as Cartman from South Park except gay

>>84877867
why do you think he broke up with me

>>84877910
You were too sexy and cool for him?

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QUICK QUICK: pick a famous straight romance movie and make it gay and replace yourself with the male protagonist or the female protagonist. What are you choosing?

>>84877833
i can be your erebound

>>84878037
post e-rection

any of you going to the beach?

No I'm too ugly for the beach

I live a few hundred miles away from any beach.

I'd go to the beach even if I'm too ugly ungroomed and fat for it but there'd have to be a bf supporting me there or at least some anon who'd be obligated to do so. Otherwise I'm a good swimmer despite not being able to show off my splashing beach whale skills for about 13 years

>>84878908
sea doesn't care about your looks, neither do the fishies
>>84878937
cool! Are you going?
>>84878970
Going alone? Or even joining your parents if you have no friends to go with and don't wanna go alone? Dunno where you live but here it is not that uncommon, but even going alone is relaxing if you're well equipped and there's good people where you go that don't steal stuff

I don't like being around attractive people and there are lots of attractive people at the beach

>>84879081
maybe the popular beaches, yes. If you have a wide coast, there's quieter places you can enjoy

>>84879059

I'm not making a road trip to go to a beach, I can't my cats that long anyway.

>>84879128
sounds fair, that's a true cat dad :)
did you like it when you didn't have your cats to look after?

>>84879097
I do not. Anyway I literally live in middle of my country

>>84879139

Last time I was at a beach I was small child, like 7 or 8. It was fun I remember but that was it.

The sea is scary and the people on the seaside are scary too

I don't want to be hurted

My tooth is really hurting, it isn't even chipped. Hope I don't have to lose another one.

>>84879059
>Going alone?
No
>Or even joining your parents
Even worse. At this point only a boy would be able to get me there, I'm not going out unless there is someone I know I can try

I can't imagine going to the beach with your parents as an adult. Then again I can't imagine going by myself either.

Let's go to the beach-each, let's go get away
They say, what they gonna say
Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light
Bad bitches like me is hard to come by
The Patron own, let's go get it on
The zone on, yes, I'm in the zone
Is it two, three? Leave a good tip
I'ma blow off my money and don't give two shits, oh-oh

So chicken, pork chops or go out for dinner? I have nothing else and I just had pizza so no frozen pizza tonight.

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>>84874904
Good post OP. I have nothing more to add to this general.

>>84879825
if you were ask me directly i'd suggest shaking your pork chop in my lap so my chicken would rise and become very picatta and putanesca and then we'd marry our dishes and make a nice dinner and finish with blasting our pizza sauces all over

fucking bitches, probably roleplay here like johan how lonely they are while fucking their boyfriends every weekend whole day

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are you staying hydrated r9gay?

>>84881073
I am hungover but trying to keep up with my water consumption

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>>84881086
it's bery important to stay hydrated

where's meow? He's been missing since last week

>>84881645
he got a summer love bf

>>84881645
probably got a trip to the grippy sock jail or is just busy. He actually has a life besides 4chan, you know.

meow is my hero. He is so feminine and cool I admire meow so much for standing up to patriarchy. Women rule woooooo.

>>84881839
Alright meow simp but meow isn't even here so you can stop simping and sucking on the BIG BLACK COCK like you're a new born baby suckling it's first pacifier

>>84877404
Cuckbot posting vids now?
>>84882025
It's already been one year cuckbot?

Ewww, why is cuckbot (a known pedophile) is acting so gross and comparing newborns to penises? Is it because he's a mentally ill ugly loser?

Eww, why is meow simp (a known BLACKED sissy) is acting so gross and comparing vanilla ice cream to BIG BLACK COCKS? Is it because he's a mentally ill meow simp?

>>84878504
Cuckbot posting in biofem now?

>>84882183
Why is the dildo BLACK though meow?

how can we make bottoms slave labor and tops the ruling class?

>>84874467
Someone wants to confront and stop meow's BBC fetish? meow simp isn't going to like this...

>>84874514
Meow simp thinks women are pursuing BBC?

>>84874607
Other posters are calling out meow simp for involving them in his BBC BLACKED fantasies? uh oh...

>>84874661
Who is jamal and why does meow simp want to see white women have sex with him???

>>84882268
When will they call you out hanging from a rope in your bathroom acking? Oh wait, they never will, as no one cares for you and loves you! Aahhahaah, brown ugly retarded boring loser

>>84882279
>Brown
Uh oh meow simp is imagining chudbot as a giant canadian 6'4" BLACK BVLL with a 12 inch BBC again instead of the 166cm white manlet euro sissy that he actually is.

great more spamming back and forth, are we sure cuckbot and meow simp aren't the same person?

Uh oh I remember when cuckbot said not every retarded faggot that complains about tiny white clitty in every single gaybait thread on r9k is him but whenever I made fun of him there he instantly starts spamming about his love for black dicks and attacking me for recognizing him. I thought I was supposed to be a schizo but turns out I'm always right instead. Can't wait for few months to pass so he can deny it's him even if his every failure is archived lol

>>84882298
I thought everyone knew cuckbot wanted to fuck meow when he was on no fap and getting rejected broke his mind turning him into this? I mean his first name was literally canadian simp

Uh oh I remember when meow simp said not every retarded faggot that posts about BBC in every single thread on r9k is meow but whenever I point it out there he instantly starts simping about his love for meow getting BLACKED and attacking me for recognizing meow posts. I thought I was supposed to be a schizo but turns out I'm always right instead. Can't wait for a few months to pass so meow simp can deny it's him even if his every BBC post is archived lol

someone has got to kill this guy

would you date a mexican top?

>>84882298
I thought everyone knew meow simp wanted to see meow get BLACKED by chudbot when he was posting his BLACKED fantasies about chudbot being a BLACK canadian and wanting sex with meow? I mean his name is literally meow simp

>>84882365
I don't think mexican is BLACK enough for meow simp's sexual needs sorry. maybe try in a less BLACKED general then this one?

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I have survived being dragged out of bed for fathers day

Very funny cuckbot but all I get from that post was you professing your love for bbc again but I like how you start drooling and mouth breathing at me the moment I accurately identify you. Should I do this more often? What if your comfy bbc ritualposting days are over and everyone will know you're a sad lolcow that got mindbroken by a mongolian tranny. Reminder you're a canadian simp, post during canadian hours like many anons noted already and were a constant feature of worst posters lists under the name canadian simp and later chadbot

If you were smarter you could've not sperged out and made it cristal clear I was right once again but you're a drooling canuck cuck with low impulse control and high cortisol. Spamming retard lol

>>84867308
>Erm actually you're not allowed to stay up late and watch movies with your friends even though it's a weekend night because this conflicts with my BLACKED fantasy of you being a canadian and not a euro o algo
Can someone explain what meow simp sissies are crying over here?

If you were smarter you could've not sperged out and compared eating vanilla ice cream to sucking on HAIRY SWEATY DRENCHED BBC but I was right once again but you're a drooling meow simp with low impulse control for BIG BLACK COCKS and high cortisol. Spamming sph sissy lol

>>84882447
bodied that shot ugly undeveloped freak, too bad it won't hear as the thing is deeply mentally ill and having a fit now

I can sleep well at night knowing I never begged meow for sex or refered to my penis is a "tiny white clitty" while masturbating to blacked fantasies. Feels good not being cuckbot.

I can sleep well at night knowing that I never begged chudbot engage in BLACKED interracial sex with meow or referred to BLACK COCK as vanilla ice cream while masturbating to BLACKED fantasies. Feels good not being meow simp.

2010s were so much better. I wish I could go back. Truly the peak of our civilization. I guess 1980-2020 was the best time to be alive. 2020s are really bad.

>>84882473
bodied that shot ugly BBC obsessed freak, too bad it won't hear as the thing is deep into his BLACKED fantasy now

>>84882515
Meow simp sissies so obsessed and mind broken they save chudbot's nudes and fap his sph clitty to them?

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Sorry chuds this ass is for black men only

>>84882699
Last year, back then he has still holding on and wasn't a lost cause and had a cute butt. Things have changed for the worst now.

>>84882553
Erm why did you spend 2 minutes of your time to read the archives and find the pic of cuckbots sissy's ass just to make fun of him surely his tiny white clitty is leaky now everyone seen his ass or something

>>84882729
Erm why did meow simp spend 2 minutes of his time to read the archives and find the pic of chudbot's ugly white manlet ass just to make BLACKED fantasies of him? surely his tiny ugly white ass is disgusting and not suitable for BBC o algo

>>84882726
I don't know what's worse
Getting rejected by everyone for being under 6ft tall and ugly or finding out the only person who's ever been interested in you sexually is a mentally ill stalker obsessed with BBC porn and simping for meow
I feel bad for chudbot

>>84882866
Idk how is this supposed to be a concern of mine but it seems like being severely mentally handicapped and behaviourly retarded is worse than two of those together. Can you tell cuckbot to post more ass? Is his hole pink?

>>84882866
Erm why is cuckbot talking about himself in third person again and why does he think anyone who makes fun of him for being a subhuman nigger loving sissy spammer is interested in him sexually?
European boys are asleep but canuck cucks surely do post into the "night"

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This ass is too powerful when it can mind rape someone this bad

>>84882909
Erm I don't think chudbot is going to post his ass pics so you can include him into your BLACKED fantasies meow simp

>>84882940
thank you for the spoiler, DON'T LOOK UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO SEE GRUESOME STUFF

>>84882960
Erm cuckbot I think you're extremely retarded and should stop mentioning your fregoli crush/outie/dominant personality all the time out of the blue.

>>84882923
Erm why is meow simp seething over chudbot here after he just posted chudbot's ass and flicked his sph white clitty to it? Does meow simp think being tsundere will get chudbot to accept meow simp's BLACKED sissy ways? Why does meow simp not want chudbot staying up for late night euro hours is it out of jealousy because meow's BLACK BVLL won't let him stay up late?

>posting your ass for black men to fap to is fine
>thinking it would be funny to remind us what he did is not ok
wow cuckbot is insane

>>84882981
Uh oh meow simp sissies are sensitive when you talk about them saving chudbot's ass pics on their hard drive and flicking their little sph BLACKED sissy clitty to chudbot's ugly white manlet gushy tushy.

You'd think a guy like meow simp who proudly talks about eating BLACK COCK like it's vanilla ice cream would be more open about his BLACKED lust towards chudbot...

>Saving meow's and chudbot's ugly deformed assholes on his hard drive to fap to and post BLACKED fantasies about is fine
>Thinking it would be funny to question him about this is not ok
Wow meow simp is insane...

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Did cuckbot just do the you want to fuck spiders meme unironically? Why does he keep projecting his small dick humiliation fetish onto me when my penis is huge?
I hate cuckbot

Oh I know it's because he kept arguing with meow and then posted paragraphs about how much he wanted to fuck him and later posted his fantasies of meow getting blacked by his coworker. So he thinks if you hate someone it's actually love or something.

>>84883031
Wow good thing no one ever did that and it only happened inside your sick head lol

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Did meow simp just do the you want to fuck BLACK MEN meme unironically? Why does he keep projecting his BLACKED fetish onto me when I don't like BBC?
I hate meow simp

Oh I know it's because he kept arguing with chudbot and then posted paragraphs about how much he wanted chudbot to be a canadian BLACK BVLL and have BLACKED sex with meow. So he thinks if you hate BLACKED it's actually love for BBC o algo

>>84883102
Wow good thing meow simp just did that and everyone can see him reposting meow's and chudbot's gross assholes here >>84882699
>>84882940 and eagerly flicking his tiny meow simp BLACKED clitty to it

>>84883106
imagine losing time editing this. weirdo fatherless motherless boyfriendless behavior

>constantly talks about how he is an inferior sissy
>calls his penis tiny white clitty and faps to sph
>posted blacked porn
>lies about meow making threads he made when meow never talked about black men but it's all cuckbot does always
>keeps talking about black men being superior to him
>posts fantasies of meow getting blacked every day to cope with being rejected by him
>is a compulsive liar who gets exposed daily
The truth is naked as you disgusting ass cuckbot. I wonder why anyone would think you're addicted to interracial porn when no one talked about it before you came here and now it's all these threads are about

>>84883065
Imagine losing time saving and reposting this. Weirdo BLACKED sissy meow simp behavior

>>84883127
Erm no one can see anyone fapping to your mediocre ass and how do you cope with being the one who fapped to meows GAPED PROLAPSED hole? Oh you do it by projecting your desires onto me just because I took the time to document your history of retardation for everyone to see. Well good thing I'm not you I guess.
>n-no you
Lol

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>>84883134
TL;DR meow simp sissy just finished bussing dreamybull style to chudbot's white boy gushy tushy and now he's having post nut clarity he just saved nudes of another poster and flicked his throbbing clitty to thoughts of him getting BLACKED?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80008867/#80037362
>I h-hate jonah
Projection and confession like I said

>>84883161
>Erm I just saved pics of meow's and chudbot's disgusting hairy dirty assholes as a funny joke guys lol
Weakest meow simp sissy cope yet lol
I wonder just how many days meow simp has spent flicking his pathetic sph clitty to those pics and spending countless nights tossing and turning over the fact chudbot's white manlet sissy gushy tushy never got BLACKED?

>>84883197
Except none of those posts were made by chudbot since he wasn't posting here back then lol

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80008867/#80037198
>Could you describe your physique and build that you have right now before you've started injecting blackmarket estrogen?
Cuckbot trannies noooooooo
>>84883201
You said your penis is a tiny clitty, mine is big so stop projecting sissy lol
I downloaded that pic today I didn't even care enough to save it to make fun of you back then

>>84883216
Except cuckbot is a compulsive pathological liar and that ass pic is from that time just like his legendary uralic argument he admitted to being his so maybe keep track of your lies and make them a bit harder to debunk

>I downloaded that pic today
Meow simp sissies admitting to downloading and saving chudbot's ugly white manlet sissy ass? this isn't looking good meow simp sissies how long until he admits he flicked his little white sph clitty to it? and he hasn't even said how long he's had meow's busted gaping BLACKED hole downloaded and saved on his hard drive for yet...

And he also argued meow was the one who wanted to have sex with him, literally confirming the posts were his and they're made in that same thread? Wow must be really embarrassing to lose that badly cuckbot. Oh well it's very day for you at this point.

>>84883239
Except chudbot has never once been proven wrong and meow simp is a mentally ill obsessed BLACKED sissy that admitted to downloading and flicking his clitty to chudbot's ass so maybe keep track of your BLACKED fantasies a little better and make them a bit harder to debunk

And he also proved that chudbot's posts were all made months after those posts were made, literally confirming chudbot wasn't posting here back then and none of those posts were his in that same thread? Wow must be really embarrassing to stalk and flick your clitty to chudbot's ass and still lose that badly. Oh well it's every day for you at this point.

>are you a bottom
>do you live near me
Why does every simp who uses this thread as a dating app turn into a bitter loser like cuckbot did?

>Are you chudbot
>Will you have BLACKED sex with meow
Why does every meow simp who uses this thread as a BLACKEDRAW dating app turn into a bitter sph sissy loser like meow simp did?

Ok cuckbot
You getting exposed to failing no fap to meow https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81812138/#81819177 july 13th
You admiring it was you in the same thread:https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81812138/#81819204
Now the link that was posted is from january 12th the time you said you weren't posting:https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80008867/#80037249
You lose again

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79761562/#79763473
>nooooo you snr confirm I posted back in 2024 how did you do that noooooo

>>84883335
>>84883355
Erm meow simp none of those january posts were made by chudbot he didn't start posting here till at least 5 months after that? I think you're confusing chadbot and chudbot which is easy to do since you're shit at recognizing posting styles and they have similar nicknames.

>>84883381
>Meow simp was making obsessed BLACKED posts about meow going all the way back to 2024
Yikes that's grim..

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79761562/#79763507
Least cucked cuckbot fantasy?


https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79761562/#79763538
>Meow has cute hair though and a cute fat butt
Wait I thought you weren't simping for meow and wanting to fuck him like I said from the start?
>he could definitely get his asshole stuffed with his coworkers BBC any time he wants but refuses because he's still delusionally waiting for chad to show up and whisk him away
So meow wouldn't have sex with his coworker and that's why you hate him? Just like with jonah I'm sending a pattern lol
But enjoy getting exposed I forgot your disgusting posts were this explicit. I wouldn't even be able to type that out without feeling disgusted. I have second hand embarrassment for you cuckbot.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/4160832/#4161011
Least BLACKED meow simp fantasy?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/4160832/#4161069
Wait I thought meow simp only started BLACKED posting recently but he was doing it from the start?

>>84883393
Good thing I neatly included a post of cuckbot (chadbot because they're the same person we just started calling you cuckbot because you want to be cucked by chad) saying it was him and later we had many arguments where you didn't deny you made those posts but coped by saying meow was trying to seduce you. You did this under cuckbot persona so really there is no getting around this one cuckbot. You admitted to it being you eve if I could deduce that myself from being a genius that notices same patterns and obsessions you always include even in other threads just like I exposed you earlier today.


But here you go:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80502110/#80519703 muh balls march 3
Confirmation: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83115661/#83129925
>We already went over meow begging me to rape him and trying to seduce me while I was doing nofap mr meow simp
And as I said the date of your nofap is even earlier than january.
Like I said you're a compulsive liar but a good thing we can use your posts to piece up the timeline

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what is wrong with y'all niggers

>>84883452
Good thing I never posted about that and you're the only one spamming about it and I just make fun of you for being a cuck sissy?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80502110/#80520137
>Then I apply for citizenship after I accidentally get you pregnant and we have to wait for our marriage and my citizenship to go through and we move in together
Least meow simpy cuckbot post lmao

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80502110/#80520785
Cuckbot confirmed he'd have sex with bunnymutt too? Not that it wasn't clear after he kept begging for his piss lol

>>84883459
Good thing you neatly included posts made before chudbot ever posted here (because chadbot isn't the same person you just started calling him that because you want everyone who's posted the word "chad" to be the same person for some BLACKED reason o algo) saying it wasn't him and later chudbot had many arguments where chudbot admitted he made posts months afterwards that were his because that's when he started posting but you coped by saying chadbot and canada simp chudbot were the same person. You did this under the meow simp persona so really there is no getting around this one meow simp. You said those posts were made months later by chudbot but couldn't deduce that yourself being a retard that doesn't notice different posting styles and your BLACKED obsession you always insert into your posts just like I exposed you doing earlier today.

But here you go:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/4226630/#4228331
>that should never keep a true BBC slut away from the real thing: A big nigga dick to feast on.
And as I said the date of your BLACKED posts is even earlier than this year.
Like I said you're a compulsive meow simp but a good thing we can use your BLACKED posts to piece up the timeline

>>84883484
Good thing I never downloaded and reposted meow's gaping busted hole and you're the only one spamming about it and I just make fun of you for being a BLACKED sissy?

why is half the thread schizoposting and spamming archive links about some guy
I thought usually r9gay is more chill and lgbt gaygen is the attention whore obsessive one

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80502110/#80502186
>tfw meow would rather commit suicide then date me
>Non chad life is suffering
>A bottom having my dick in their ass could cure their depression and suicidal behavior
Bot oh boy cuck was persistent I forgot how pathetic he was

>>84883468
That's just meow simp ignore him. His clitty is currently throbbing and having a melty over the fact he got exposed for downloading and fapping to chudbot's ass pics

>>84883511
Not reading all that you got exposed by your own words because you can't keep your lies straight and post in a same easily recognizable way like a bot that you are

>>84883524
There's a poster called meow simp who's convinced that every poster who's ever said the words "chad" or "femboy" is the same poster and also happens to be a 6'4" BLACK canadian man that wants sex with meow.
It's some weird form of fetish posting for him.

>>84883521
Except you did post his ass before and youbegged him for sex lmao

>>84874904
Im so fucking terrified of aging. I dont want to hit twink death.
I feel so fucking hopeless it makes me want to cry

Erm ackshually I always said cuckbot is a tiny 5'5 white sissy with a small dick or clitty as he likes to call it because he's into sph and interracial porn

>>84883527
Not reading all that you got exposed by your own posts because you can't keep from fapping to meow's and chudbot's busted assholes pics and post in a same easily recognizable way (it's all BBC related) like a bot that you are

>>84883540
Except chudbot never did that because it was a different poster then him lmao

You know the bot is broken when he starts spam overdrive. Going to stay up all night frantically fapping to meows GAPED asshole cuckbot? Like the good old days

Erm ackshually meow simp always said chudbot is a 6'4" BLACK canadian BVLL with a 12 inch BBC as meow simp likes to call it because he's into BLACKED meow porn

You know meow simp is mind broken when he starts spam overdrive. Going to stay up all night frantically fapping to chudbot's HAIRY asshole meow simp? like the good old days

>>84883559
Why do all the links posted show cuckbot talking about black men and meow and his inferiority and desire to fuck meow?

>>84883546
Why do all the links posted show meow simp talking about BBC and reposting chudbot's hairy asshole and meow simp's desire to see meow BLACKED?

>>84883511
I don't get why would you deny you made those posts when you admitted to it under cuckbot persona?
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83115661/#83129925
>Then I apply for citizenship after I accidentally get you pregnant and we have to wait for our marriage and my citizenship to go through and we move in together
These are your words you confirmed it even if you try to deny everything else now, which is just silly and no one believes you

And if you follow that chain and read that thread you will notice you were called chadbot back then. You admitted you made those posts under cuckbot persona. It doesn't take a genius to understand this. But I do wonder if you remember who changed your name into cuckbot because none of those names were voluntary

>>84883595
I don't get why you deny you made these posts when you admitted to it under meow simp persona?
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/4311730/#4311914
>I honestly cannot tell what age she is. Could be 14-19. Regardless, she is seriously half my height and I'm afraid my bbc would demolish her.
These are your words you confirmed it even if you try to deny everything else now, which is just silly and no one believes you

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80502110/#80513773
Like I said I don't lie cuckbot

And if you follow that chain and read that thread you will notice you were called archive schizo back then. You admitted you made those posts under meow simp persona. It doesn't take a genius to understand this. But I do wonder if you remember who changed your name into meow simp because none of those names were voluntary

>durr if I link random non r9gay threads surely everyone will think he's a schizo for accurately linking my posts

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/4401781/#4402373
Like I said I don't lie meow simp

>>84883641
>piss mentioned
So another cuckbot thread?

please stop schizoposting I come here for gaycel posting

>Durr if I link random r9gay threads that contain the words "chad" and "femboy" surely everyone will think he's the same poster for inaccurately identifying his posts

>>84883641
>Piss mentioned
So another meow simp simping for bunnymutt post?

>>84883653
Sorry but meow simp comes here for BBC posting and if you don't like it he'll shit up the thread with schizo posting and drag you into his BLACKED posts he's now done this with 6 different posters

>>84883653
i am both schizo and gay though.
I could probably get laid if I wasn't so mentally fucked up. I'd fuck me is all i'm sayin

i need a friend
i don't have any

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thinking about getting back into lego star wars

This is a very bad idea... Need bf to stop me.

>>84884591
you are now my (boy)friend. How are ya?

>>84884840
harsh toke he already ghosted you

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Tempted to grow a mustache and become a full on celibate gay
>>84885082
Such is life

>+100 poste arguing about the same stuff
I was just asking where meow was...my bad

>tfw no north american man boy love association bf

>tfw no bf that shows off his splashing beach whale skills in...

>>84874904
we need to normalize being a male femcel

>>84885311
Meow is currently in the hospital for overdosing (on BBC) and meow simp feels responsible since he's the one who supplies meow with fresh BBC for his BBC addiction to keep meow well fed. This is why meow simp had another melty since he feels responsible and is sensitive about it...

>attractive twink/gymbro type throwing shade at pride but still regularly whores himself somehow on social media
100% insufferable pick me with inflated ego. Avoid
>not attractive autistic shy guy throwing shade at pride
might or might not be a chud but probably justified. Might be just a cuti potato that hates loud noises and happy people when he's lonely

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>>84874904
Im so fucking lonely and i just want a shy incel bf that i can relate too. But because of my avoidant personality disorder ill never be able too.
Life is cruel.

>>84885530
same, instead i just do drugs and play guitar rock and roll dude

most gay men are avoidant, including myself. Is this a modern thing or a us thing?

>>84885569
probably from the stigma

>>84885579
i don't know I guess modern dating and social media really do a lot to this. I should ask to some 50+ gays how things were back in their days

>>84885589
>50+ gays
there aren't many of those around and the reason might shock you...

>>84885569
i highly doubt that. Nearly all other gay men i see have no problem entering relationships or even just finding hookups on grindr, and they dont tend to have any problems being loud and extroverted either.

>>84885594
AIDS? I know, but they definitely exist, seen plenty on the internet
>>84885597
>no problem entering relationships
but how long do those last?
>even just finding hookups on grindr
that's the part right before the ghosting. First the guy wants some love and pleasure but then the avoidant nature kicks in and the ghosting happens, or it starts with emotional unavailability
>have any problems being loud and extroverted either
some avoidants can be like that too

it's not about avoidance, it's about commitment. Gay men are very sexual and like to try more things, that's why open relationships are more common here compared to straights

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It kinda feels good afterwards when you're exercising, like running, and you feel a bit of pain but push thru it. I say this as a crybaby that can't handle stubbing my toe, let alone something more serious.

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having a bf has a lot of cons to it, it's only good when you get your first kiss and date and sex, then there's the up and downs of couple life, do you think you are ready to give up your comfort for those?

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>>84886187
Just like with everything in life it has pros and cons. In my case the juice just isn't worth the squeeze so I don't want to bother with dating at all and am happier for it. I would disagree that it's only good when you said because having a partner in crime is great in theory. Honestly if you can't care about le kiss and le sex you lost before it even began.

>>84886222
>would disagree that it's only good when you said because having a partner in crime is great in theory
agreed, the complicity and you both sharing intimate and vulnerable moments are magical, that's what I used to live for when searching a bf before giving up
>Honestly if you can't care about le kiss and le sex you lost before it even began.
what do you mean?

>>84886229
>agreed, the complicity and you both sharing intimate and vulnerable moments are magical
Yeah that's what I mean
>what do you mean?
That it sounded like you put a lot more emphasis on that than it needed to be imo but for some reason I mistyped (probably because I had to kill a wasp that was attacking me) what I wanted to say was all you care about, not can't care about sorry

Damn I slept 'til noon and still feel like I could sleep for hours more

>>84886361
can you? If so, do it if you have nothing else to do. You might get some pretty dream

>ftw no femboy survival bf

>>84886454
I would but I hate waking up past 4pm

Everytime I take an afternoon nap I wake up feeling sad and melancholic, about something specific or just generally. Does that happen to you?

porn-induced heterosexuality

>>84886614
I feel groggy and not well-rested. Maybe that makes me feel a little sad sometimes if I nap.

>>84886651
I do feel dizzy but I wake up feeling downright sad, thinking about my loneliness or my past, the people dear to me that are no longer alive and stuff like that

Taking afternoon naps with boyfriend...

>>84885554
that sounds fun tbdesu

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I could really use a kitten now, a cat right now

>>84887048
give this anon a cat right meow!

I can't even try having a bf or experience a relationship at all because I can't even get past the greeting/getting to know you phase because as soon as the bottom figures out that I'm not 6 feet tall it's an instant rejection so I'll never be able to know how I handle relationships or how I'd act when finally in one

>>84887265
Have you considered being the bottom? Maybe you'd enjoy it

>>84887359
No sorry I can't do that since I'm not gay

boys can have eggs too

Sex with boy and getting his egg pregnant with my peanus

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Kids are sad
The sky is blue
There are monsters in the spare bedroom
We grow up
And move away
Seasons pass
But the monsters stay

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Hello Bottoms... Please suck my cock, I don't want to touch yours but I'll love you forever if you just put it in your mouth

I got fast food again, what I wouldn't give for a little self-control. Oh and they forgot the honey for my nuggies :(.

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Proud of myself for running how much I wanted and managing to do it before they closed the stadium. I did slow down after few laps I should work on that but I did pick it up towards the end. I didn't expect to be cold this time of year given how the weather has been these days but I was so sweaty and went to get ice cream so while I was eating it I felt cold and had to take a hot shower when I got home.

It's too early to die

>>84888769
>>84889744
the absolute duality of r9gay

>>84888769
craving some fast food rn. I had nothing to eat for dinner

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I'll lay a nigga down and I just won't give a fuck bro

I need to go to the dentist tomorrow, this tooth pain is getting bad. I'm probably going to lose another tooth :(. Its what I get for being a fat lazy disgusting fuck though.

>>84891203
you should tell them to pull everything out and get dentures

>>84891396

I might get a partial dentures here pretty soon but I'm not getting all my teeth pulled, jeez that would be horrible on my all meat and junk food diet. I'd loose some weight though.

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Holy crap at this point I feel there's no escaping my heartburn because yet again I just do anything and have horrible heartburn. This time all I did was go for a bike ride and apparently even exercise can trigger it ;_;

>>84891598

Welcome the club, get some acid reducers or antacids. They really help me.

>>84891613
I had a prescription for it once but it went away on its own and I didn't need it anymore and now I can't get that same prescription because apparently those pills cause cancer :)
Luckily I find Alka-Seltzer works pretty well though I just used the last of it today so I'm going to just have to put sodium bicarbonate in water myself so I'm going to get some water flavourings I think.

>>84891674

I take omeprazole 20mg daily by prescription but you can get the same thing OTC here in burgerland anyway. Some times that isn't enough so I have to take antacid tablets too (the chalky kind).

>>84891702
You should be careful with Omeprazole. It's been known to fuck people up because it stops all acid production and your body needs some acid

>>84891702
I was recently prescribed something but I don't want to take something that I have to take daily I prefer as needed and I feel it was what you take. It definitely worked but unfortunately the chalky tablets don't really work for me and baking soda is pretty cheap so I don't have to worry too much

>>84891713

I've never had any problems with it. Mom was on it for years. I do know if I skip a dose the acid rebounds hard and I get horrible heartburn.

>>84891822

I'm already taking 3 other pills daily so another wasn't a problem for me.

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WHY DID YOU RAPE ME?

balltism

I bit my tongue, can I get a volunteer here to kiss it better?

anyone else chew their tongues here, I don't know why I do it.

i wish i were deserving of love. i wish i had something worthwhile to offer anyone that could be useful and worthy of affection. but i am lazy, fat, and gross. i spent almost all of my time sitting and playing shit like elite dangerous. i have no real skills. i dont practice anything, i dont study anything. it isnt fair of me to pine for a love that could never exist as i have no worthwhile skills or traits. i hope to change this one day, but it wont. ill always make an excuse as to why it cant happen or make excuses to delay it. have a good night, anons.

>>84892548
good night, love you, nini

*looks at pictures of myself* yikes...

>tfw no bf to hate on chads with and laugh at their misfortune

>>84892036
can i chew your tongue

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Not to vague post, but...

Is it weird I've kinda accepted my place in the world? I'm still a traumatized man and somewhat mentally ill, and loveless. But somehow I feel happy about it. I just feel thankful for being here and having been able to resist hurting anybody. Maybe I still have a good heart, I dunno. Regardless I think there's some hope in the future for me, and maybe the world.

I love you guys for giving me a place to speak and be myself, even if hardly anyone ever acknowledges me.

consider yo asses whooped

>>84893507
you should hurt me

meeh...

If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!

>>84893736
i don't have an ass

stop all that mansplain
Nobody's listening

tell me who gave you the permission to speak

Sometimes I wish I could just exist in my dreams forever

>>84894220
I had a zombie dreams recently, pretty scary but cool too, I don't know how I survived in it I would be one of the first victims in a zombie story. Did you have any nice dream recently?

>>84894323
I had a dream where I went to an exhibit with friends (I don't have friends irl btw) and the exhibit involved going through areas with things attacking us. My friends got frustrated and when we got to the end with the person guiding us he revealed there was nothing at the end. My friends got mad but I realized the point was that there is no reward or goal for suffering. You suffer because you simply do.

In the second part of my dream it was heavily snowing outside and I could hear people talking outside. A lot of moms were gathered around someone with their kids. I asked one of them if the person was a famous children's author or something and they said no. I don't remember the rest but I woke up after that

>>84894378
sound like vivid dreams in the way they played out, my dreams are weirder and more abstract and the questions I ask are often unrelated to whatever's going on or connected to something in my past. I don't know how to interpret the snow one for now, but the ride one might be related to some lesson you learned recently or a deep thought within yourself you have been thinking about more than usual, what do you think? The ride is more important than the destination?

i had a comfy dream. it's too bad i woke up

I had a sex dream like 4 months ago, the guy was so thicc and hot. Woke up right before getting at it and never had any other dreams like that, no matter how much I tried. Do you ever get sexual dreams?

>>84894429
I can have quite abstract dreams but lately my dreams have been more grounded. A common thing in my dreams is that I'm surrounded by friends and people who are never openly hostile or display anonymity toward me, I think that's one of the major reasons I like my dreams because I've rarely encountered that in real life. Recently my brain has been bogged down by the notion that other people have super attractive bfs and it's made me unable to concentrate on other things. I think the creatures attacking us at the exhibit represent those thoughts and the ending is meditative and telling me there's no reason to bog myself down with such thoughts. It's pointless and only giving myself unnecessary suffering. In a broader sense comparison to others only puts pointless suffering in our brains. It's a human flaw/folly that we all have where we always look at others and envy what they have. We put pointless suffering onto ourselves.

The second dream I think was about being on the outside. That person the moms and kids are looking at is the object of attention but I can't figure out why. I'm on the outside of that circle of people and I can't change that. I think I end up just giving up and laying in bed.

>>84894488
>I'm surrounded by friends and people who are never openly hostile or display anonymity toward me
does that happen in reality? If so, do you think there's a reason why people are hostile to you?
>that other people have super attractive bfs and it's made me unable to concentrate on other things
you feel like they don't deserve it? Couldn't this make you think you have better chances at getting someone attractive too?
>In a broader sense comparison to others only puts pointless suffering in our brains. It's a human flaw/folly that we all have where we always look at others and envy what they have. We put pointless suffering onto ourselves
true but envy is part of human nature, no matter how much people want to deny it. Of course it's one of the most poisonous frelings for our soul but it seems like you acknowledge yourself feeling it and accepting it it's the first step to manage it. Envy can never be fully cured, but it's often a way to tell us we're lacking something or the world out there is unjust
>I'm on the outside of that circle of people and I can't change that
good interpretation anon
>I think I end up just giving up and laying in bed
you seem very passionate about your dreams. Start a journal, write about them and do some dream research. Hobbies help a lot

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There's only two ways to make it in this town
One is to be brilliant, the other is to drown
Don't take both drugs all in one go
Can't reach the heavens passed out on the floor

>>84894582
>does that happen in reality? If so, do you think there's a reason why people are hostile to you?
I don't know why people are generally unfriendly/hostile to me. It's one of the mysteries of my life I have yet to solve
>you feel like they don't deserve it? Couldn't this make you think you have better chances at getting someone attractive too?
No I've been on all the apps over the years and pretty much never had someone that attractive message or contact me. I think my best chance is a 6-7/10 unless I get super rich or famous or something.
>true but envy is part of human nature, no matter how much people want to deny it. Of course it's one of the most poisonous frelings for our soul but it seems like you acknowledge yourself feeling it and accepting it it's the first step to manage it. Envy can never be fully cured, but it's often a way to tell us we're lacking something or the world out there is unjust
I think envy only positively exists in humans as a motivator. We see others having things that are better and we want that too. The problem is is are the things we perceive as better actually better? People put up facades of perfect lives to make others envy them and feel better about themselves but nobody has a perfect life. This effect is more pronounced than ever with social media where people portray all the good and amazing parts of their lives and we never see what's happening behind closed doors. It's difficult to know what's even worth envying and striving for nowadays. Compared to in the past when Bob in the village had a bigger farm or something.
>you seem very passionate about your dreams. Start a journal, write about them and do some dream research. Hobbies help a lot
I guess I could buy a dream journal

>>84874904
how the hell is anybody able to just go to some strangers house and be naked and vulnerable infront of them?
My social anxiety is way too high for me to ever do that, so im probably gonna be a virgin forever at this rate.

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fuck it's warm out lads

>>84894639
>. I think my best chance is a 6-7/10 unless I get super rich or famous or something
are looks marks really that important? Not talking about the apps because of course a lot of people naturally become vapid bitches there it's part of the app's nature, but what about falling in love with a guy without basing your chances on his look?
>People put up facades of perfect lives to make others envy them and feel better about themselves but nobody has a perfect life
it's not about perfection but about how better their lives are compared to ours. Of course influencers and so have their problems and issues but it's better to cry or fight with someone when you have money, abs, or a good job compared to when you don't. Some people have significantly better lives, and sometimes they do not deserve those

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sayonara means until we meet again but sometimes you never meet again

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>>84894663
if you were a character in Total Drama, would you be him?

>>84894702
No because I'm not black. He seems quite feminine also and I'm not that feminine surprisingly.

>>84894723
you have to go with the vibe of the character
>feminine
he's flamboyant, but very sporty and capable. He's also a nasty bitch and sabotages others, expecially women contestants

If you're not him, then who?

>>84894663
how warm?

>>84894691
>but what about falling in love with a guy without basing your chances on his look?
How does that even happen naturally with gay people? I can't just openly flirt with some guy I don't even know is gay

>>84894740
>He's also a nasty bitch and sabotages others, expecially women contestants
I wouldn't necessarily say that I'm a nasty bitch who sabotages others even though I do have my bitchy moments. Nor am I flamboyant really.. although there is also moments.
>>84894741
pretty fucking warm lad

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>>84894702
nta but probs noah. I wish I was as outspoken and extroverted as bowie was though

>>84894762
he's snarky and very good at whatever he's doing. Pretty good villain, reminded me of some nasty gays I met. What's your bitchy side like?
>>84894783
Noah is the better bf material anon he's all snark but no bite

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>tfw no cute Rodney bf
Pahkitew was mid btw, but he was cute

>>84894810
The funny thing is, I did get told I was a plotting kind of bitch last night. So I'd say that. Not necessarily nasty though, at least most of the time.

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Zees beta design looks so much better than his final design. I liked the reboot but hated how bright and cartoony all the colors were.

>>84894920
I like the colorful clothes personally. Zoomers barely use colors, so much beige, grey and black, so it was a nice thing to see. Callback to the original season that was also very colorful
>cartoony
at least the season itself was less cartoony than like the 3 seasons that came before it. Still not on the same level of the OG

>i'm a bitch(y gay)
okay babes
*rolls eyes*

just saw my brother naked in the hallway

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How do I jerk off straight guys

>>84895383
how did u feel about it?

>too hot to go out in more than shorts
>embarrassed about shaved legs

>>84895471
just stop being a faggot

>>84895006
Now who said they're a bitch?

two men, loving each other...does that really feel right to you?

My brother wants to do a road trip type thing across the country in a couple of weeks but we haven't even really planned anything and I know I'm going to get drained after 2 days. Man I hate travelling. If I could just teleport places and teleport home after I would enjoy travelling but all the logistics and navigation are headache inducing

>>84895471
>yeah haha im a swimmer....

>>84895663
gay love is the purest form of love straggot.

i'm incredibly depressed and burnt out and i desperately want to give up on life and let everything i've worked for over the past few years collapse into dust like it was always going to the moment i faltered for even an instant in this evil capitalist hell

>>84896607
+1 pity
savour it

>>84896607
it's just a bad moment anon...in a bad world. Don't give up on whatever you were doing because you were probably doing that with love and passion

>>84896674
I might try to keep going to work as long as I can and just not do or care about anything and completely check out, but I think they'll probably be pushy about trying to make me actually work or I'll get irritated with a rude customer and crash out like I almost did last time. That seems like asking for a confrontation. If I'm going to do that I should just quit instead.

>>84896607
This is me since I was like 11 years old. I should get on some meds my brain clearly isn't functioning correctly

You can boil every single comment on reddit down to "this is mens' fault and women are the victims"

You can boil every single comment on /r9gay/ down to "this is tops fault and bottoms are the victims"

I spilt soda on my desk. This is top's fault for creating soda cans for big top hands! It's bottogynistic!

fuck I could go for a soda right now, this is the tops' fault for not being my bf and getting one from the store

This >>84897112 is actually an unironic post they would make on reddit btw about things being mens' fault that would get 50 upvotes

i wish i could top but im too afraid id cum in like 10 seconds and humilate myself.

>He's so excited to be with you he can't contain himself
too cute. Whoever doesn't find this sweet doesn't care about you, just about the sex

>>84897324
>He's so excited to be with you he can't contain himself
Give examples where this happens irl

how smelly is too smelly for a bf?

>>84897324
This is how i would personally feel if someone came inside me quickly but i assume im probably in the very small minority that feels that way. Plus most gays only care about the sex from what ive seen and heard

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>that rare feeling when you find a cool musician with a backlog of songs you can listen to now
Moments like this are make life fun

i'm gonna do a no call no show. it's not worth the stress

There's such a beautiful sunset this evening, it's one of those times where I wish I had a bf to share the magic and wonder with, but then it goes away

Good thing r9gay isn't like most gay spaces where everyone is into buttfucking, outside of few schizo regulars it's more side friendly

>>84897467
doesn't take a shower at least every other day smelly. Cleanliness and a nice or neutral smell are very important for a gay man. Guys smelling like hay or hot dog water aren't it unless they have a condition or they're idk depressed

>>84897696
If only most gays in real life were side friendly too </3

Hello i need rape right now

>>84897819
yeah yeah yeah get in line pal

side...friendly? Is that a way to say bottom?

>>84874904
how do i cope with having a circumsized penis? no gays will ever truly admire my cock like they admire uncircumsized ones :(

a beefy top with a side of fries please

>>84897819
even by a gross fat unwashed ugly manlet?

>>84897445
this >>84897205
>>84897480
I'm vers and not very experienced to be fair. Sex lasting longer is of course more pleasurable and intense I guess, but the fact that someone is so happy and nervous he can't contain his cum makes me wanna protect and love them more and if he ever learns to last longer the progression would make the sex feel special

you will never get any sex, whore

read a story about a guy who got tricked into having sex with his AIDS ex bf. He didn't know his ex had AIDS and he wrote about all the pain and the effects of the disease. I think nature made me so unsexy and autistic to protect me actually, but I'm still a little naive

Some cute twink who must have been shorter than 5'6, appeared in my life and threw himself at me but I was experiencing some sort of episode at the time and thought it was a part of some conspiracy or joke and ignored him. Babbled about entry level chudphilosophy and race, no idea how to suppress his power level. I should have fucked his ass until he was normal.

>>84897467
three day no shower is the sweet spot

>>84898772
This description fits me exactly

How good looking do you have to be that 5'6 twinks are throwing themselves at you? must be another chad top that's 6'4" and completely moggs me in every single way completely destroying the dating market with no way for me to compete against him

>>84898772
>5'6 chud racist twink
He's perfect

why are so many skinny gays right wing?

>>84899278
Weak men who want a father figure will seek it in the government and in their peers.
>>84899198
Black and racist too which is always a funny mix. Unfortunately insisted on calling me a "troon" because of my long hair.