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Does r9k masturbate?
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>>84875385
Hell yeah I do. But never to porn.
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>>84875385
Not in a couple days. Think I burnt myself out
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>>84875385
I do but only once a month due to the fact that I take antipsychotics. Before I started taking antipsychotics I'd masturbate at least three times a day.
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I was about to come in and say obviously we are all goners here but I guess maybe not
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Yes, with assistance.
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>>84875385
Boy, do I!
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>>84875385
no never, masturbation is a sin
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>>84875385
>Types 4chan.org into search bar
>Clicks on /r9k/
Hmmm... what is the most retarded question I can ask
>This post is made.
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my meds stopped working and my libido came back and i can't stop thinking about kit from gameoverse
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>>84875385
i can't i'll start hallucinating if i try to goon.
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>>84875385
I beat my dick like it owes me money
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>>84875385
like once a week just so i know that i still got it, using imagination to do so
apparently that helps against alzheimer
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>>84875385
1-5 times a day, every day for the last 14yrs. Recently getting into edging/gooning. I'm an experienced coomer. It's the only way to actually enjoy life and stop caring about foids. At this point, I prefer masturbation, because I've heard how normies talk about their gfs/wives. Too much effort for too little reward.
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>>84875385
yeah and i like to film myself shooting rope
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>>84876008
What does your goon paralysis demon look like anon if you dont mind me asking?
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It's physically impossible for a board to masturbate hehe
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>>84877968
You got him there anon he looks like a complete buffoon
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>>84875385
not in this heat
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>>84877159
morphing black floating orbs that talk
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>>84878543
Yeah that does sound pretty freaky tbf I would avoid gooning if that happened to me
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>>84875385
My sex drive has been weird lately. I will have zero desire to masturbate for like 3-4 days, then it hits all at once and I jack off two or three times in one day.
When I was younger I just did it once a day consistently.
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>>84875385
yep. just jacked off to a doujin of Kogasa raping a human this morning with her asshole this morning before going to church.



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