Hey faggots.My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, ugly, retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures on the internet. You are everything wrong with the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of your crush on FB.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (she just blew me, shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic related, it's me and my bitch.
LMAO I'm posting in a copypasta thread, but this is so true too.
AI reply.
>>84875562>>84875588I miss these sorts of threads. Jannies are too trigger happy now a days.
>>84875562>This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of your crush on FB....that's bad?
Bump for epic bread
>>84875683they can see you doing this they know what you did anon
>>84877130They see you when you're sleeping, They know when you're awake...
>>84875562>This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of your crush on FBRight here is where you altered the copy pasta to evade the filter Am I right?
bamp for great justice
I always love seeing So Cash. It is the copypasya I never got tired of.
>>84877313I love so cash too, it is also one of my favorite copypastas along with gorilla welfare.
>>84877313>>84878122Every word, every punctuation mark is perfectly calculated to provoke a response
bamp for the bread
>>84878122*warfare
toasting in an epic bread amirite arcanine holy shit i'm old
>>84879434Yeah you're right we're all fucking old. Pic rel: that's how fucking old I am rigyt now.
>>84879448Habbo Hotel antics are how I discovered 4chan back in the 2000s. This place is more addictive than crack
>>84879457Ya it is.