>>84880819
>tfw no saggy obese black gf

>>84880819
he should beat you, because you're obviously a neighbors kid

Am I supposed to give a shit about this dumb transparent humblebrag? He probably doesn't think about it at all you're still just a lanky faggot little brother to him, being above 6'0" isn't a rarity these days I'm 6'3", my friend Joe is 6'6", my other friend Joe is 6'4", my other friend Joe is 6'3", wow I know a lot of tall people named Joe now that I think about it

>>84880840
Nice crash out buddy

>>84880819
BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS!!! YOU CAN'T MISS HER!!!!

>>84880819
Now how does your life compare with his professionally and romantically?

>>84880916
He has definitely had more sex than me and just got promoted at his IT job, while im a neet on welfare jfl

>>84880819
I've seen more muscular Chads (black, white, etc) with fat black women. Or rather, it's the 1 kind of interracial relationship pairing you see and wonder why.

>>84880819
You wanna know something funny?
My older brother is 5'11. He is by far the most oddly short one out of all of us. For reference, my sister (the shortest one) is 5'9 and I (a woman) am 6'1. My younger brother is 6'4. Its pretty awkward desu. But we're chill and it doesnt bother anybody, because its just how we are.


He is leading a great life, has had many relationships and is happy. So it really doesn't matter all that much

>>84881026
Then you probably think about your heights more than he does.

>>84881070
>has had many relationships
I mean... isn't the goal to find 1 (one) relationship and stick with it long-term, not to have many short-term relationships that don't last? This never felt like a good "I know a shorter man who's doing well" argument to me.

>>84880854
What does this even mean sorry I don't speak nigger

>>84881101
To put it like this, he was a massive player who have done all sorts of stuff and what not. Gangbangs and whatever by the time he was 16. Now he has settled with a girl for about 2 years, owns 3 homes with her and what not.

So he is doing well I can promise you that

>>84881102
if you don't know what crash out means you should probably lurk more before posting

>>84881125
>he was a massive player who have done all sorts of stuff and what not. Gangbangs and whatever by the time he was 16
This is also maybe not what you should tell shorter men to remoralize them. Most of us are sad about missing out on young love and true love, not gang bangs.

I appreciate your good intentions, but man...

>>84881150
>doesn't get intentionally abrasive tone
>HAHA NICE CRASH OUT SAAR BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME BUDDY
You're a fucking embarrassment

>>84881125
If I kidnap someone and then have them tied up in my basement, is it better to drive nails through their skin with a nailgun (mechanical, distant, easy to deliver like a thousand small nails in 0.1 seconds each) or just old fashioned with a hammer (more visceral and intimate, larger nails, but less of them and slower)? The hammer method admittedly does also introduce the possibility of driving other things in, like small splintery wooden stakes or just screws, but I'd like to assess this on a nails-only basis for now.

>>84881167
irrational zoomie has no chill what new

>>84881161
Idk what this board wants. First they say they just want sex and hate women, then they say i want deep connections with a woman. Uhhh if it helps he also had a long term relationship as a youngster and as an adult? Point is it's ok, it's not over, and you can still find love. He is doing well, and so can you! And if it helps even more, we live in a place where the average height is like 6 foot. So he's shorter than most guys here. And he is still doing fine.

>>84881182
I'm a millennial, how does it feel being wrong so many times consecutively

>>84881219
30+ year old man saaaar posting

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>>84881181
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHABAHABABHAHABABAHAHHA
STRADE MAXXING
ONLY CORRECT ROUTE IS TO LET THE CHOOSE, AND THEN WHEN THEY ARE INDECISIVE YOU PUNISH THEM BY DOING BOTH.

>>84881204
STOP PANDERING RETARD THAT'S WHAT THE BOARD WANTS

>>84881204
Different posters want different things. I would wager that shorter men fall into the "I want love and I love women" category more than the "I want sex and I hate women" category, but I wouldn't be able to prove or disprove it.

>>84881227
So what, people can live to 122 I'm only a quarter of the way through this life therefore my prime is mine to spend however I please, and right now I'm spending it mogging you into oblivion nbd

>>84881257
122 years of tardmaxxing, got it. you do you mate

>>84881266
>tardmaxxing
Otherwise known as having a good time, odd how much language can reframe what appears to be the same phenomenon

>>84881248
>>84881237
But did the re moralisation work?
I really mean it when I try to uplift shorter dudes, because it really isn't over. And it's completely normal, I was taller than my brother since I was like 13. Its just how shot goes. People are just people.

>>84881282
so you acknowledge your post was just a lark

>>84881230
It's more my style to just not speak to them at all, and have them gagged anyways, but I do like the spirit of this suggestion. Maybe a mix-and-match approach is best, e.g. nailgun in the torso and near major blood vessels where the larger nails might be accidentally lethal and stick with the hammer for the limbs where I can pretty much obliterate tissue at random without immediate concern for their survival.

>>84881308
Nuance exists

>>84881337
so does crashing out

>>84881283
I'm shorter than your brother, so you've been taller than me even longer than that.

I do appreciate your good intentions though. I'm not so demoralized in real life. No woman in real life has ever told me that I'm too short to find love. It's only online that women tell me I'm too short for that.

>>84881342
You're brown and if you aren't your brain is

>>84881353
ok... what are you other than a friend of Joe?

>>84881342
Since when did having an appropriate reaction to retardation constitute BRUH CRASHIN OUR FORREAL CUZ, fucking brainbroken, enjoy having no substance

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>>84881318
Woaaah buster, we're not trying to kill them here.
Nails go in the arms. Screws go in the knees. You wanna incapacitate em somewhat, and for accuracy to the plot, get aroused by their pain and "feel" their pain in a way. Dont forget to stab their thighs, before sewing them up again. The goal is to fuck with them for as long as you can, and do whatever you wish really. In true Strade-ian spirit.

>>84881371
mate be honest are you really a millennial?

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>>84881352
Then lemme tell you that they are lying to you. Just today when I was at the movies a saw a guy who must have been 5'5 and a woman who was a bit taller, like 5'8 go with their kid to see the new toy story movie. I myself went with my lil bro.

It isn't over anon. Anybody who tells you that is a faggot liar.

>gf-ing this
I can see plowing this is if she's in town and willing to come straight to your door to see her Nat-geos bounce for a night, but imagine this beating your post-nut clarity. Imagine lying next to her with the niggers stank and hair you can't stroke through like any other race. Imagine dealing with her nigger family staring daggers at you from all the marxist education. What happens when you break up? Does your house get shot at?

>>84880819
Hate to break it to ya but he doesn't care. Older brothers will always mog little brothers by virtue of being the first one out of Saigon. You'd have to earn 10x as much and be famous and have a harem of women just to get him to think about you even a fraction of the way you're obsessing over him.

>>84881399
Yes, but that's in real life, and the rules for real life are different from the rules online. Here on 4chan I get to be demoralized and you can't stop me.

Was it a good movie? Why didn't the four of you go?

>>84881462
>the based and trad plastic toys vs the new and evil ipad
there is no way it's anything but fucking slop and nostalgia bait even though i want to be in for the anti-tech revolution angle

>>84881070
Just saying, your brother might not be your full brother, at least not unless he was malnourished growing up or really sick.

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>>84881462
>Here on 4chan I get to be demoralized and you can't stop me.
Why would you do that to yourself :( I mean there is a fuck ton of hatred towards blacks (like a reply right above yours) but you can choose to close your phone and live. Life's better outside anon!
>Why didn't the four of you go?
Well my brother has moved out, and he is real busy all the time, but i did get to see him on Friday, and we ate ramen (yum). I did bring my sister though! So us three :)
>Was it a good movie?
Pretty good! The pacing was a little weird, and the movie had a parallel storyline for like half of its duration. But I really liked the the main plot, where the kiddo Bonnie goes from playing with toys to using a tablet, and how everyone is becoming disconnected due to screen usage. I was very satisfied to bring my brother to see it, as I dont want him to be stuck to a screen. I really liked the end, where Bonnie got a new friend and they played together (she ditched her old friends who bullied her for playing with toys).
Overal 7/10. Very nice. Made me realise how much I miss going to the movies and that I need to put my phone down. Maybe get a monthly movie pass? Only cost 30 bucks a month. I need to get out more.

>>84881553
Oh he's my brother for sure. My parents fled our home country and he was never breastfed, and he came to europe later. When he was like 3-4 years old. So he didn't really get as much nutrients as a baby as the rest of us. Whereas I had a huge appetite and would unironically drink 4-5 cups of milk every day for years until blacktose intolerance got me.

>>84881591
Wait, they left him behind at first? What country do you all live in now?

>>84881561
>Why would you do that to yourself :(
Why do people cut themselves? They escape from pain that's outside of their control by embracing pain that's inside of their control.

I can open up 4chan and be a laughably small pathetic manlet, and then I can close 4chan and just be a normal guy again. Isn't it a little fun when someone calls you slurs, you roll your eyes at how dumb they are, and then you close 4chan and be just a normal girl again?

>I did bring my sister though! So us three :)
Why didn't you originally mention her? RUDE.

>>84881612
It's a very complicated story desu. I have many more siblings. Its all very enmeshed and very retarded. I live somewhere in Europe.

>>84881667
>I live somewhere in Europe.
I doubt anyone's gonna come after you if you say the name. But maybe your life really is in danger, in which case good on you for protecting yourself.

>>84880871
Last time I gave a shit, I GOT FUCKED!!!!

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>>84881658
>Isn't it a little fun when someone calls you slurs, you roll your eyes at how dumb they are, and then you close 4chan and be just a normal girl again?
Well I get you now. It is funny. But sometimes it becomes way too much and even i have to just take a breather. I'm just assuming most dudes here actually struggle with it, and aren't just joking. I mean alot of em even discuss killing themselves, and thats terribly sad. So you uplift them, because we all need that sometimes. Cant beat a man who is already down.
>Why didn't you originally mention her? RUDE.
Well if you read closely, smarty pants, you would see i did mention her. She's the one who's 5'9. ;)

>>84881730
>I myself went with my lil bro.
AHEM. Your lil bro AND WHO ELSE?

Also, why is it awkward when the four of you are together? Does she wear heels that make her taller than big bro, or awkward unrelated to that?

>>84881150
retard posts tik tok zoomer slang on 4chan and tells people to "lurk more"
kys

>>84881695
Okej, men jag vill inte egentlig svara... Och kom ihaag! Det ar inte bara ett land som talar detta sprak.

No dont think anybody would go after me, but I dont really wanna say it because its very off topic imo.

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>>84881775
>AHEM. Your lil bro AND WHO ELSE?
Aww maan. Got me there i guess.. it was a bit rude.
>Also, why is it awkward when the four of you are together?
Because I tower so much over my brother that we dont even look related :')
But other than that, its always a treat to see him as i dont really se him much. Sucks ass to be estranged from your siblings due to adulthood. Then again I was never really close to him, but his presence was always soothing.

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>>84881793
There's a topic? Your English is very nice, by the way. Even though you sometimes type Britishly.

>>84881823
>Because I tower so much over my brother that we dont even look related :')
Totally, two inches = complete strangers :'). And I asked if your sister wears heels because I'm already guessing you don't.

I hope you can bring him with you next time you go to the movies. Four tickets to The Odyssey or something. At least we're all taller than Elliott Page, right?

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>>84881886
>Totally, two inches = complete strangers :')
Pretty uncommon that a female relative is taller than the male relative. And we dont look very similar either. He and my sister though look very similar.
>I hope you can bring him with you next time you go to the movies
I doubt it :( its hard to make plans with him and he works all the fucking time. I miss seeing him.
>Four tickets to The Odyssey or something.
Id rather read the books. I will however, watch the spiderman movie. Im very exited :) but again, he wont really be there, just me and my sister.
>At least we're all taller than Elliott Page, right?
Just searched up his height and I was kinda flabbergasted. 5'1 bruh. My 9 year old brother is like 4'8. Bruuuh. I sometimes have to remind myself that its is indeed I who is abnormally large, and that others arent really small, just small in comparison.
>Your English is very nice, by the way. Even though you sometimes type Britishly
Thank you! I do type Britishly but my spoken accent is standard American. Im pretty good at english id say, not amazing but ok.

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>>84881953
Oh, uh, you probably don't spend enough time online to know that Elliot Page is short because he used to be Ellen Page.

Here, have a different short man being bullied instead. Anybody up for some Supergirl??

>Id rather read the books.
Based if you do. What translation do you think you'll try?

>Alexander Pope's nursery rhyme
The man for wisdom's various arts renown'd,
Long exercised in woes, O Muse! resound;
Who, when his arms had wrought the destined fall
Of sacred Troy, and razed her heaven-built wall,
Wandering from clime to clime, observant stray'd,
Their manners noted, and their states survey'd,
On stormy seas unnumber'd toils he bore,
Safe with his friends to gain his natal shore:

>Robert Fagles' modern take
Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns...
driven time and again off course, once he had plundered
the hallowed heights of Troy.
Many cities of men he saw and learned their minds,
many pains he suffered, heartsick on the open sea,
fighting to save his life and bring his comrades home.

>Emily Wilson's extremely modern take
Tell me about a complicated man.
Muse, tell me how he wandered and was lost
when he had wrecked the holy town of Troy,
and where he went, and who he met, the pain
he suffered in the storms at sea, and how
he worked to save his life and bring his men
back home.

>Samuel Butler's plain simple prose
Tell me, oh Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy. Many cities did he visit, and many were the nations with whose manners and customs he was acquainted; moreover he suffered much by sea while trying to save his own life and bring his men safely home;

>>84881953
>>84882036
Oh wait, you probably won't be reading it in English. Have fun with your [unnamed European country]'s local translation.

>>84880828
she should try harder. look at the guy's face. he's going to be looking elsewhere.
t. was this guy with a slob for a gf, went elsewhere. oh she was "ebony" too