>talking to customer service agent>asks my birthday >tell him (1995)>he's like "young guy">im like dude I'm 30 what are you talking about while chuckling>he's like to me you're a young guyWhy was he patronizing me and trying to make me feel better about my old age?
Look at this young guy over here acting all grown up.
First world issues on display.
>>84887499nigga cause he remembers when he was barely 30 and shit through them nostalgia colored lenses he probably know you old enough to THINK you feel old but god damn nigga just wait another decade your body just stop doing things it used to and it start doing things you really don't want it to do and it just keep getting worse and worse and worse from there.why you think retirees only talk about yet another dead friend, whatever new affliction they got, some new medicine or side effect thereof or some other bullshit like that
>>84887499I'm 30 and I'd find it flattering if old men thought I was still young. I feel so fuckin old
>>84887499he thought he was talking to a normy
>>84887540in a better world 40 could feel like 30 and so onhumans didnt evolve to live the way industrialized societies suggest us to
To some humans, you're basically a talking sperm cell.
>>84887499small tits, big ass, many fembots dont know how sexy this is
>>84887734Her reddit account got me pissed off she has videos of her fucking some dude like how is that fair
>>84887665I can make you feel young, cupcake.
>>84887852teehee nuu I'm shy
>>84887499I mean you're not even middle aged yet
>>84887499Why is the female body so mesmerizing?
>>84888093Monkey brain attracted to shapes angles. Literally just old ooh ooh ahh ahh shit. We even model sexy cars after sexy lady.
>>84887499tits too smalli hate americans
>>84887499anon you're like a womanthat was a genuine complimentyou're literally in your prime as a manan older dude can't help but feel healthy jealousy
>>84887499Why is it that in the zoomer age 30 is apparently old? LeBron is pushing 50 and still doing LeBron shit. What kind of retard logic are we running on now? Your 30s as a man are your prime. You all function on woman logic of wanting to be forever 21. Maybe I'm just preaching to literal faggots that all want to be uwu femboys or some shit. Wouldn't surprise me with how the board currently is. But you're only in your 30s. You don't get to just assign yourself the rank of old. That's stolen valor. Stop listening to retarded zoomers. I'd expect better from millennials, even if you're the younger ones.
>>84889057At last there's one guy here saying the truth. I hate zoomers.
>>84887499Age is always relative. If the guy you were talking to his was in his fifties or sixties, then 30 is indeed young from his perspective.
>>84887665>>84887499I'm in my 40s. 30 and 20s look like kids. same way if you're 30 the early 20s look like school kids. I'm sure to 60 year Olds I'm baby.
>>84889310Yeah. Funny you mention that last part but it's all relative. I witnessed a woman in her late 60s asking for help from a grocery store employee with salt and pepper hair, probably in his mid 40s, asking "young man could you help me with this."Though I'm in my early 30s I don't really see 20s as kids. Teenagers, yeah. Annoying as fuck. But 20s seem grown to me, even if a lot of zoomers act and talk like retards.
>>84887499that's a really nicely-shaped body but for some reason i'm not aroused, it's just nice to look at
>>84889397Give it a few years. You probably see them and think they're teenagers already.
>>8488768440 can feel like 30 if you take care of yourself. Hardly anyone does.
