>see men with big penises whining about sex life, saying they're depressed and going to kill themselves because they can't get a girlfriend, yet have an 8 inch penis I have no sympathy. If God blessed you with a massive penis, all you have to do is meet him halfway and have basic hygiene and try not to be disgusting, and have bare minimum social skills. just enough to manage your way through a 10 minute conversation without being cringe or overly boring. Or simply just pretend to be cool and a bit of an asshole. You don't even need to be charismatic.you don't need to learn how to navigate a relationship or be a halfway decent boyfriend. you don't need to know how to make a woman feel safe and understood and appreciated. That's what small penis guys have to be able to do. literally just slightly taking care of yourself, not dressing like a slob, and being able not to be incredibly boring is literally all you have to do to attract any woman you want when you have a massive penis. literally any shortcomings you have can be made up with your massive penis. women are incredibly shallow and superficial. you have no idea how much of a blessing your big penis is. you don't even need to treat them well, you can even be an asshole. they find being nice to them boring. there's a reason women don't buy 4 inch dildos. you think they buy 8 inch dildos for their personality? stop whining and threatening to kill yourself. you literally only have yourself to blame unless you're horribly disfigured or something. take a shower, stop dressing like a 10 year old. trim your nose hair, get a haircut or learn to cut your own hair. maintain a job and have a car. be a functional adult and you're already in the top 10% of males with your huge penis. you think that woman is dating that fuckin bum who has to be driven around by his girlfriend because of his amazing personality? it's because that bum of an NPC has a bad dragon sized penis.
>>84888075I have a bigger ding dong than you lol
If I had a big penis I would just be a sex freak, that's why Yahweh gave me a small penis so I would be humble.
You should play 1.32 instead of 4.0
>>84888075>it's only* dick size>* Terms and conditions apply. Dick size must be in conjunction with Basic Hygiene(TM) and Not Disgusting(TM) standards, and must adhere to the conduct required of the Minimum Social Skills (MSS)(R). To qualify to meet MSS standards a minimum of 10 minute conversation without being Cringe(TM) or Boring(TM) must be achieved. In place of these negative markers, the positive markers of Cool(TM) and Asshole(TM) / Bad-boy(TM) will also be accepted.
>>84888075Dog, Im 6 ft tall and have an 8 inch dick. It doesnt help at allWhat do you expect me to do? Brag about my cock to every girl I meet? I told a girl about it once in the middle of a dry conversation and she instantly blocked me
>>84888157it's 70% - 80% dick size. I thought I spelled it out pretty well. it's not that complex of an issue. why would any variable of attraction be the single only thing that mattered? you wouldn't date your dream woman if she was a ghost you couldn't touch.or an incredibly sweet woman who was incredibly ugly
>>84888167>Im 6 ft tall and have an 8 inch dick.then you're doing it wrong. you could just be vapid and self centered and talk about yourself and you'd still attract most women
>>84888191>it's 80% dick<I have an exceptionally big dick>no not like that (lists out 10 extra qualifiers and variables)
>>84888182Actually, lots of guys settle for less. You think guys wanna be married to fat bitches? Fuck no, but they couldnt find anything better and the fat bitch knows that. Then women see some fat bitch with no job on easy street and think they shouldnt have to stay fit either. Fat bitches ruin everything. Fat bitches ruin the world. FBRE
>>84888197so you made it 80% of the way to getting laid. what do you not understand? are you more autistic than I am?
>>84888191They get bored quickly unless you pull out a bag of coke and buy them expensive drinks.Women can go on tinder and find a taller guy with more money and (maybe) a bigger dick
>>84888075>you don't need to know how to make a woman feel safe and understood and appreciated.To stay in a relationship, even big dicked guys have to do these things?
>>84888211women have an understanding on what they *could* get. but also have an understanding that's not what they're going to get literally every time. that's why women have a minimum bar. it's not about being perfect, it's about meeting the minimum bar in the moment, depending on what you expect to get out of it. she's not going to fall in love with you but she will sleep with you. maybe even several times or even enter a casual relationship with you if she can stand being around you. is everything this black and white with you big penises? is there a correlation with big penises and rampant autism? I'm Warhammer levels of autistic and it's not difficult for me to understand
>>84888204I mean maybe for a normalfag that gets awarded sex on the first date but if you're not even given a first date to begin with, probably doesn't have a causal relationship to the thing that effects the sex
>>84888216see>>84888225if you want a woman to love you, you do need to be capable of those things as well. but not being perfect to a woman is the struggle of every man. not getting laid when you have a big penis is the struggle I can't sympathize with.
>>84888227I have an incredibly small penis and I go on dates with women on a weekly basis. I've even had women think they've fallen in love with me. unfortunately, as you can predict, that only lasts a few weeks before they realize my penis isn't enough for them. It's really not difficult winning over a woman, the difficulty is satisfying their superficial desires. which isn't something you should have difficulty with.
>>84888233See what?It matters way more that you're good at sex than your size. You can have a small dick and still be good at sex. Also, I don't know if you've ever been in a sex shop, but they make and sell smaller dildos. Is your assumption about what women by based off of porn? Where people generally take things to an extreme, because that is what porn addicts want?
>>84888243Are you sure it is your dick size and nothing else? What do they tell you it is?
>>84888244>good at sex this is a memeso doing some foreplay, while also having a big penis.>porn addictionanother meme>every opinion I don't agree with is because of porn influenceare you a male feminist? or a leftist? you talk like one.you can understand all these points just by listening to what women have to say about what they want and what their preferences are, or more importantly, who they choose to be with or their dating history
>>84888243>I have an incredibly small penis and I go on dates with women on a weekly basis. I have an incredibly unremarkably adequate penis and I have never been on a date And then there's also the anon ITT who has the remarkably exceptional penis of 8in. If women deign to give you dates on a weekly basis, not to mention falling in fucking love with you, you're doing better than us Which means I have to call into question the veracity of your statements. How is it that you're going on weekly dates with women? Are you fucking 60? I know you're fetishposting and this thread is babble, but at least make it halfway believable.
>>84888262>this is a meme. so doing some foreplay, while also having a big penis.No, it's not a meme. There are plenty of things that can make someone good at sex. Oral, fingering, foreplay, toys, sensuality. There are also plenty of men with big dicks who are awful at sex. The vast majority of women cannot cum from PIV. >every opinion I don't agree with is because of porn influenceI asked a straightforward question. I didn't say that at all. Is that what you are basing your experience with females and their dildos from? If not, where else are you getting that information? >are you a male feminist? or a leftist? you talk like one.No, I don't identify with either of those labels. >you can understand all these points just by listening to what women have to say about what they want and what their preferences are, or more importantly, who they choose to be with or their dating historyWhere are you finding these women that you can draw this big of a wrong generalization?
>>84888249>Are you sure it is your dick size and nothing else?no you're right I am being a bit facetious, I apologize for that. I should be more genuine and less frictitious. My other main flaw is I'm too nice. I would have more success if I was slightly more of a dickhead. but I have a flawed view of romanticism and want to be genuinely kind to the women I'm with, which they find incredibly boring. I just can't bring myself to be more rude or mean, even if it was performative. That's probably a millennial problem with believing a true relationship is one with being kind and the reciprocity of it. like something out of a Disney movie. >What do they tell you it is?unless a woman truly doesn't like an objectively bad quality about you they usually won't tell you that there's anything wrong with you. so if they're self aware that it's for a bad reason, they won't tell you about it.
>>84888289no I'm 30. I don't see the correlation with the age thing. sorry I might be a bit slow. can you explain what you mean?
>>84888233Having a big dick doesnt give you much confidence, it just gives you immunity to one of the most desperate insults someone can resort to Having big tits on a woman is way better than having a big cock.
>>84888244>You can be good at sex with a microNah, dog. You better learn how to eat pussy and use toys.
>>84888296How are you "too nice?"
>>84888309If you are literally a micro, under 2.75 inches (.6% of the population), then yes, I can see that. If not, you can still pleasure a woman, if you understand what makes her feel good.
>>84888292well like I said, what else is "good at sex" other than foreplay, while also having a big penis>women cannot cum from pivthis is a meme that's honestly spread around too much. yes, some women are disensitized to the point they aren't physiologically capable. but unless they just simply aren't turned on enough or the penis is too small, they *should* be able to climax from it. I have a 4 inch penis and even I can make my girlfriends cum from piv intercourse.again, not ideas from porn addiction. that's a general dismission tactic when the wrongthink isn't socially acceptable or combats with a worldview. that's why I called it a meme. you can just have deeper, more personal conversations with a woman and see these things. >Where are you finding these women that you can draw this big of a wrong generalization?simply women I talk to, or women I'm on dates with, or women I've dated.
>>84888323Pretty sure what makes her feel good is a body wand that can do over 10,000 rpms on her clit
>>84888302How are you getting the dates in the first place My dick is bigger than yours, and the other anon is bigger than the both of us put together, so by your logic he should at least have dates. Nonetheless you apparently have women falling in love with you. None of this is proportionate to reality of the people around you. You are a bizarre anomaly for whom dates fall out of the sky on a weekly basis.
>>84888330>well like I said, what else is "good at sex" other than foreplay, while also having a big penisOral, fingering, foreplay, toys, and sensuality. Like I said before. >this is a meme that's honestly spread around too much. yes, some women are disensitized to the point they aren't physiologically capable. but unless they just simply aren't turned on enough or the penis is too small, they *should* be able to climax from it. I have a 4 inch penis and even I can make my girlfriends cum from piv intercourse.Can you pull up any reliable sources on this, because everything I can find, and, in my personal experience, what I said is true. 18% to 30% cannot cum from PIV. In fact, women get insecure about it, and it is discussed a lot in their communities. So, then your dick size actually isn't a problem? Your stories are fishy. >again, not ideas from porn addiction. that's a general dismission tactic when the wrongthink isn't socially acceptable or combats with a worldview. that's why I called it a meme. you can just have deeper, more personal conversations with a woman and see these things.You're just deflecting with some ramblings that have nothing to do with what I'm asking. Where are you getting that information? Because you still haven't answered a direct question. How are so knowledgeable about women's dildo preferences? Porn would have you believe women only like big dicks, but it's porn, and like I said, pornstars take it to the extreme because that is what porn addicts want. Porn addicts have to keep escalating.Why do women buy smaller dildos from sex shops if what you're saying is true? I worked at one.
>>84888310I don't know how to exactly spell it out, but being affectionate too often without being rude as well. being considerate or attentive too often or always listening instead of being more self centered as well. being too calm instead of showing anger or other emotions to make myself interesting. being too appreciative or genuine instead of being ungrateful or rude as well. it's a balancing act, the best example I can give you even though it's probably corny and on the nose, is when you give a woman a compliment, they respond better if you say something like "I like what you did with your hair, it takes away from how ugly your face is."if you just give a genuine compliment of something she's put effort into, she's going to get bored of you. it's not exciting. but if you're rude or even somewhat abusive, it creates that rollercoaster effect that women like. I simply hate being that way. I don't want to be mean to people. it's not in my nature.
>>84888347That can feel good, too, yeah. But there are plenty of other things that can, too.
>>84888380Okay, man, I'm sorry, but none of this is believable. You sound like the guy saying "I just work too hard" at the job interview. You're either leaving shit out, are not self-aware at all, or are trolling. >Pick up artist trickThis only works of vulnerable, insecure women, and that one would absolutely not work.
>>84888379https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/00224499.2023.2175193#d1e1183
nth dick size thread this is exhausting
>>84888393I'm not a pickup artist. I'm genuinely sorry if I made myself out to be one. I'm not an arrogant person or pretend to be good with women. if anything I thought I was insisting the opposite. but you can still just meet women. if they make eye contact with you it's essentially a signal they won't (hate it) if you talk to them. women are pretty good at making sure you know that they aren't available or approachable. you can just go up and talk to them. I don't know the best methods to pick up women. I don't know one liners and all that stuff. you can just talk to them and generally women aren't rude to the point of being cold or standoffish. they'll talk to you as long as you aren't too weird. and if the conversation goes well or especially if they show any interest like prolonged eye contact I'll ask them if they want to get lunch or a drink sometime. I make a lot of money and I'm a sociable person so I enjoy going on dates. I do have to make it clear it hardly ever goes further than that though. I'm not good with women. but sincerely, you can just talk to women, if anything, you have nothing to lose by talking to them. they'll make it pretty clear if they don't want anything to do with you. then you just go on about your day. and as far as how often, you can just talk to women anywhere, at your apartment building, at the grocery store, at the coffee shop, literally wherever. they'll put up with conversing with you even if they're just minimally available or approachable. I don't know how else to explain it. I did not realize other men didn't do this. I didn't know this was an unknown.
>>84888407It's one sperg fetishposting
>>84888403I don't think this argues for what you think it does.
>>84888459>Insertable Length in our sample was significantly larger (mean = 7.07 inches, Min = 4 inches, Max = 14 inches, than the described population-wide average (5.16 inches; Additionally, Circumference was also found to be significantly girthier in our sample (mean = 5.52, Min = 3 inches, Max = 10 inches) when compared to the mean erect circumference of 15,521 penises (4.59 inches;I don't understand how it doesn'tthe average size of dildos bought by women were 7.02 inches in length and 5.52 inches in circumference. that's a big dildo. massive even.
>>84888500>>84888500You're not reading it right. The sample-vs-population comparison tells you where the market is pitched. Manufacturers and retailers apparently assume bigger sells, so the product range skews well above average penis size. That's a supply-side fact about what Lovehoney, who this study is based off of, stocks.Within that already-inflated range, the relatively smaller options are more popular. The minimum circumference in the sample is still 3 inches, so "small" in this context doesn't mean small in any absolute sense.What the findings actually suggest is something like: the market overestimates how much size drives demand. Consumers aren't seeking the most extreme option available, they're selecting toward the moderate end of an already above-average range, and they care more about price than maximizing dimensions.There's also a possible confound the study can't fully resolve. Popularity measured by ratings or review volume could be capturing accessibility and repeat purchasing, which would both correlate with lower price and more manageable size for everyday use, not necessarily peak preference under ideal conditions.Essentially, the study is saying replication is not the goal, and the most extreme sizes don't win even when the whole range is already large.And, like I said before, working at a sex shop, I saw what the average person bought and it was mainly average sized dildos.
