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>Talk to a female.
>Tell her to sexually satisfy me.
>She says no.
Okay, goodbye then. What the hell else can you offer me as a female?
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>>84888612
Based sailor Mars enjoyer. But you weren't thinking straight, women can also clean and cook things.
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Kick you square in the dick for not caring about mutual pleasure with a woman, and teasing minds together instead of just pleasing your own selfish mind.
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>>84888637
That's actually a good point, I should have asked if she wanted to start with that. But likely she still would have said "n-no I can't just leave my life and give it to you, I-I don't know. I do agree with gender roles but I don't know it's so r-risky!"
Just hecking remove their rights and let us hunt and capture foids, they can't do anything on their own. If it wasn't for the police, I would have a happy asian foid as my bangmaid. And a few other foids mounted on my wall.

I'll feel better when I cum. But I've been suffering from girl meat fever a lot recently. I wish I was 20 again and didn't care at all. And I hope it goes away soon for good.
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>>84888663
If mistakes made people stronger, the guy who gave women rights would probably be able to lift the sun at this point desu.
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>>84888659
The moment you hit me, I will rape you in self-defense. I will beat the ever loving crap out of you.
I am ready to explode on a foid, do not give me the opportunity or I will unload years of tension on your foid ass.

I'm going to go eat some food. Yummy.
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>>84888659
i would bet good money that you wouldnt. everyones a tough guy online
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>>84888637
>modern women
>clean and cook
Those two should not go together
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>>84888637

Single men already have those things taken care of for themselves.

Men have access to the same cookware, washing machines, and roombas. It's not much more work for them to push those buttons instead of a woman doing it for them. In fact, the woman will probably still find a way to fuck up that basic shit creating more work.
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>>84888708
Females especially would be terrified of speaking the way they do online if we were all in person. The racist posters would also cower in fear I'm sure if r9k was all in person.
Of course if r9k was all in person no one would really say anything, you'd have 30 people in a room too shy to talk, then someone would say something cringe.
I can truly see all 30 r9k users in a room, the two fat foids, the lanky male losers. And me, the handsome superstar.
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>>84888690
I box. Let's beat the living shit out of each other, leave each other with black eyes, gut each other's solar plexuses, get knocked unconscious. Get all breathy and sweaty. See your frustrated flustered cherry red boy body exert itself. Wrestle and straddle each other and see who rapes who first. I wouldn't even be mad if I instigated and lost to be honest. It will be honorful to go out in battle like a true soldier.
You better give it your all. Knock me cold on the pavement. If I get you first, then I'm locking and tard tying you in my basement for at least a month to toy with you as I please. And watch you whine and cry. Bite a finger off and try to get set free. Tsun tsun boy.
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>>84888720
Femblobs can still be trained to perform cooking and cleaning.
Theoretically they can be.
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>>84888732
A professional female athlete gets outcompeted by teenage boys. Stop living in a fantasy world, you'll get killed.
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>>84888732
All I understood from this is that you want to fight me and lose, to satisfy your defeatist masochist female urges to be dominated. And that's really nice. But I don't care whether you're happy or not when you're beaten on the ground and I'm pissing on your face to mark you as my territory.
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>>84888741
God forbid a woman have a fetish for some mutual, passionate roughhousing. See what I mean? You're no fun.
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>>84888762
>watching moid piss himself after a knockout and getting all flustered over it after
I can only get so erect.
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>>84888767
You just want to be played with like a toy.
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>>84888767
I think a female who fights back is fun. I want to experience the strength difference. Especially if you've "trained" and went to the gym to lose your girl fat and gain 10% girl muscle, that's a lot of work to still get put in your place.

But my thread is not for sexting. I understand you're horny.
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>>84888788
Look, man. The crux of your question is; "why can't I get a girl to play with me?" And my answer is, "play with her together."
And try to make her feel safe and loved. And cuddle after.
And, it was fun to harass you with my fetishes irregadless. I like harassing boys.
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>>84888730
>The racist posters would also cower in fear I'm sure if r9k was all in person
doubtful. i say racist shit all the time irl and noone gives a shit. most people are too scared to engage in any sort of conflict, and r9k are a particularly bitchmade sort.
>Females especially would be terrified of speaking the way they do online if we were all in person
oh im sure theyd try to run their mouth or do something. but theyd quickly get silenced.
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>>84888767
"woman" doing some heavy lifting here, troonnon
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>>84888807
Am I being harassed? is coming into this thread, and then and me telling you that I'd beat and rape your limp body for fun, harassment towards me? I guess a female in my presence even if you were one, is naturally harassing, and therefore I am justified to take action by grabbing them by the bra and throwing them to the ground.
Isn't rape so exciting for a virgin, I've never felt any parts of a woman, but I'd get to feel all of them however I want at once and experience all their little reactions.
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>>84888612
...because youre clearly terrible at it man. It takes under 5 minutes of convo to get literally ANY woman talking about how she'd be a good dog for you, how her body exists only to serve you, have you gugs really not been learning through trial and error over years what a woman wants to hear? theyre insanely easy to figure out
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>>84888690
Absolute GOD TIER doujin, I love that artist, PUNCHY CHAN FTW



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