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-I have a penis that's 6.88 inches long with a 5.78-inch circumference.
-And girls have called me "cute" or "really cute"; a stranger even asked me to kiss her once.

Given all that, if I aim to get a girlfriend like this one, what do you think? Would I be delusional, or would there be some hope for me?
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>>84892167
No, to get a woman like that you have to have a 6.899 inch long penis with a 5.799 girth like me. Better luck next time, dicklet
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>>84892167
Keep dreaming OP
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>>84892167
would it hurt to try if you see one like this and you two have things in common?
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>>84893293
however, i would like to add that i looked this chick up and she is one of them club chicks with a fake booty
you should probably avoid those types because they are usually insecure and prone to cheating if youre into ligteskins/latinas just find one that has similar traits or interests to you
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>>84892167
OP what do you think girls like that behave like in bed I'm curious and haven't put in enough thought
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>>84893449
She is a brown mystery meat slut who has turned herself into some weird bimbo visually so either a dead starfish gold digger or a total freak nympho, no in between
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my dick is 2.5 inches longer than an iphone 16e
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>>84893454
I assume you would prefer the latter
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>>84893477
id respectfully suck your dick in a straight manner
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>>84892167
girls like this tend to be more brash, and it requires a lot of surgery and being her wallet, if you're into that then it'll work out and she'll marry you, if not then she'll cheat on her husband with you, best play is to find a girl that's a 6/10 and encourage her to workout and diet until she's hot enough
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>>84893755
>best play is to find a girl that's a 6/10 and encourage her to workout and diet until she's hot enough
The gym doesn't make girls hot. Hard pill to swallow.
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>>84893761
body wise it'll give her better proportions, if you want a bimbo you have to pay the bimbo tax, choose your battles



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