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>see cute guy alone at concert
>don't go up to him

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>84917560
YOU NIGGAS GO OUTSIDE?

DA FUCK?!
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>>84917567
It's a foid. They can never be true robots. No matter how much they try to be robots they still end up with friends, going to social events, get sex and live normie lives.
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>>84917567
I wanted to see a band I like...but it was very awkward because I was there alone
>>84917575
Yeah, I'm not. I'm a normie, WHATEVER I'm upset
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now he gets to live a whole life with someone else, while you fantasize about how it could/would/should have gone, forever.

ya dun goofed, OP.
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>>84917590
kys kys kys KYSSSS and do it originally
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>>84917604
and how about YOU go and LEAVE MEN ALONE.
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>>84917710
CLEARLY I did !!!! Did you not read the post???????
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It would be hilarious if OP was fake arguing with themselves.
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>>84917722
CLEARLY he had better options.
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>>84917734
that's 200% what is going on here
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>>84917734
stfu retard and leave this thread.
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>>84917734
i wishhh. the dog guy is an asshole
>>84917742
yeah CLEARLY but you don't have to rub it in
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>>84917749
Go fuck your mom, asshole.
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>>84917560
cade

>>84917604
mfw
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>>84917756
WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, DUMBASS!!!
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>be alone at concert
>some broad bothers me

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>84917560
just go up to him
the worst thing that can happen is that he gets awkward and tries to get away
inb4 he was also afraid of approaching you
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>>84917760
CUNT
>>84917770
notice how it said I DIDN'T bother him???????????? I didn't even talk to him !!! I maybe looked at him like...sometimes !!! ONLY
>>84917781
well too late i'm home now and whining on 4chan about it
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>>84917752
just screwing with you, anon-chan!

just like his girlfriend will be with him.
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>>84917560
i've done that a lot after seeing a cute girl
just can't go there for some reason
i should just retardmax and just do things instead what if i met a cute girl and was married by now?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIFE SUX
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>>84917789
ok pussy
tho how you can stand loud ass concerts is beyond me, fuck that
next time just rave it up and "accidentally" bump into him you doofus (him being whoever you find cute in the next concert)
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>>84917801
What the FUCK did I do to you??? No need to kick me while I'm already down !!!
>>84917819
See, YOU get it
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I saw seether in Fargo all alone. Shaun Morgan touched my arm. Can I still post here
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>>84917831
I would probably rather die, but thank you for believing in me
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>>84917845
man fuck, you miss all the shots you don't take
grow some balls, woman (if you can't then drink until you do)
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>>84917789
>notice how it said I DIDN'T bother him????????????
But you wanted to. Some guy was out enjoying music, minding his own business, and all you could think about was sex. Imposing on others for your own prurient desires.
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>>84917842
sure you can, i respect people who go to concerts and movies and stuff alone !! its really scary
>>84917862
if i drink, how am i gonna get home?? i would rather just cry about it on 4chan
>>84917874
>all you could think about was sex.
OKAYY I feel like you're missing some steps here !! I only said the guy was pretty
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>>84917842
lol I used to love that band growing up.

The first video I ever seen online was one of their music videos which I had to wait like 3hours to watch cause all I had was dial-up. My runescape account is still named after them and everyone would make fun of me for it after the whole cope & seethe meme. Anyway, it was mind boggling when I seen they were from Africa as a kid, I only thought blacks lived there lol.
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>>84917896
>if i drink, how am i gonna get home??
you ever hear of ubers? shit man
besides you don't gotta drink yourself under the table, just enough that your inhibition goes down so you can quit whining and get your pelvis pulverized instead
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>>84917560
>me seeing this cute femanon alone at the 4chan
>not trying to get her contact
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>84917915
This all sounds very nice in theory, but you're forgetting the fact that i actually really LIKE complaining on the internet, while i don't like having to follow through with stuff. In a way, this is the good ending
>>84917923
I see what you did there, but unfortunately I am currently still hung up on the concert boy
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tell us about concert boy, OP. what's the goddamn story FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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>>84917960
it's alright because i was joking it's not like i really wanted it or anything baaaaka
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>>84917970
Story? There IS no story, that's the story !!
>go to concert
>see cute guy who is my type a bit away from me
>look over
>he looks at his phone
>look away
>enjoy concert and go home
the END
>>84917975
don't pull a tsundere on me !! these are foul tricks !!
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>>84917960
oh for fuck's sake anon, that's so annoying but at least i can respect the honesty
but as much as you may like complaining, i doubt you like feeling as frustrated as you do, so what's worse, having to follow through with shit or feeling like that? huh?
you chucklefuck
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Thank you for not bothering a man who was just trying to enjoy music. Last thing he wanted to hear was inane foidbabble.
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>>84918002
i'm not pulling anything
huh!
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>>84918028
>oh for fuck's sake anon, that's so annoying
i never said i was particularly likeable
>so what's worse
first option for SURE. I will now spend the next two weeks imagining what could have happened if I DID talk to him, and come up with magical storylines so detached from reality it will make isekais look realistic. it'll be beautiful

>>84918067
STOPPPP
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>>84918090
you are not my boss
i'll stop whenever i feel like stopping
huh!!!
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>>84918097
How I imagine you behind the screen btw
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>>84918002
>>84918090
focus, anon-chan.
we do not live inside your brain. describe the scene, who was this guy, how was he your type?

you can sit and fantasize but you can do that about anything. what if you won the lottery last week? what if you get hit by a car tomorrow?
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>>84918113
i mean what else could i be?
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>>84918135
THIS FUCKIN GUY
BLAST FROM THE PAST
BASED AS ALL HELL

(sorry about your dog or whatever it was, op)
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>>84918133
>describe the scene,
a lot of sweaty people around me
>who was this guy,
IDKKKKK but he looked just like picrel I SWEAR he did
>how was he your type?
that's LITERALY my whole type
>you can sit and fantasize but you can do that about anything
yes, and I DO. its great. you never have to actually do anything
>>84918135
you're beautiful, anon
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>>84918090
>i never said i was particularly likeable
naw bro don't put yourself down like that, sure you're annoying but that doesn't make you unlikable necessarily
>first option for SURE.
oh you def got some deeper issues than that then, fuck
are you perchance riddled with anxiety or something of the likes?
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>>84918169
here come 50 anons saying
>i look like that.
sup.
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>>84918191
>are you perchance riddled with anxiety or something of the likes?
UHMmmm I don't think so, I'm just not good with new people. I don't know what to say and get quiet and awkward
>>84918202
were you at a concert today perhaps??
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>>84918221
>I'm just not good with new people.
too relatable to judge, FUCK
i mean my exception are "public" spaces like this shithole of a website, here i can strike a convo with just about anyone anytime and not give a fuck but irl i'm a klutz and stumble all over my fucking words if i try to talk so i don't and freeze
ugh.

well in a sense that's anxiety anon, social anxiety
booze can help, try it next time or if you can spare the time and effort, some pro help with it
people like you gotta learn to enjoy happiness instead of misery, fuck
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>>84918245
>"public" spaces like this shithole of a website
Same here, but I think thats just cause this is all anonymous pixels on my screen, from the comfort of my bed, and if I say something stupid I can just close my laptop. Irl people DON'T work like that. its hell
>i'm a klutz and stumble all over my fucking words
EXACTLY
> that's anxiety anon, social anxiety
nope, i don't have that, those are fancy therapy words.
>people like you gotta learn to enjoy happiness instead of misery, fuck
well, do YOU practice what you preach, anon??? That's easy to say, but do you actually DO that?
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>>84918221
>were you at a concert today perhaps??
if this actually happened 10-15 years ago, when i was a scrawny geeky (intentionally) long haired thing, it is possible.
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>>84917913
I appreciate your seether story. I also saw them in the middle of a field by little falls. He didn't touch me that time tho
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>>84918291
>if I say something stupid I can just close my laptop.
that does help yea but i think maybe it's cause it's written, you gotta think faster than i do to talk properly and i'm a slow thinker lol
>fancy therapy words.
fuck yourself, you're anxious about being social with someone and as a result you don't do it, that's social anxiety you fuck
>do YOU practice what you preach, anon???
YES. i fucking hate being miserable and i do what it takes to have some fun around and bee happy (see my first post in this thread)
now follow along and GET SOME LAUGHS AND JOY GOING IN YOUR LIFE
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get a room, you two!

or swap Discords. you both want to.
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>>84918319
Sorry about blog posting, I usually talk about them on /mu/ and people shit on me which makes me laugh.

>He didn't touch me that time tho
lol he cleaned up his dirty habits I guess.
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>>84918298
unless i accidently entered a time-warping wormhole on my way to the concert, that probably wasn't you then :/
>>84918340
>that's social anxiety you fuck
DON'T tell me what my problems are !!
>YES. i fucking hate being miserable and i do what it takes to have some fun around and bee happy
OKAY WELL...WELL, good for you !! I'm working on it !! Don't tell me what to do !!!
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Fargo is a real place?



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