Market edish
Never go to my towns market on a Thursday, it's asian market day.
Anyone watching the game tonight lads?
Deanos battered Marcel and locked me in the shed x
>>84932241Yeah but getting baked before
just had today's meal, chicken + rice.have half a breast left and one portion of rice left.dunno how i'm going to make this last until the 9th tbqh.
>>84932241Nah garn bed now x
GNU/Linux for my privacy.
>i don't WANT you to see my letters.if someone said this in Victorian times, you'd assume they're a murderer (or a sodomite).how do GNU/Linux users deal with everyone knowing THEIR crimes today?
>>84932241Nope, but there's going to be people talking about it on here, so I'll join in with the ooo ahhhh posting, if I'm awake.
Scottish lasses can't even handle a heatwave. Sad. How would they cope in the south of England?
I use linux because it doesn't use my resources unnecessarily like microslop
>>84932292Your computer/phone should be treated as an extension of your mind.
>>84932309Wow. So fascinating. Something to ponder.
>>84932327True lad. I can't Windows on a 2006 laptop. Gutted all the RAM and storage prices are going up so stuck with old hardware.
watching YouTube summaries of Murder, She Wrote episodes. too risky just watching actual Murder, She Wrote.
>>84932328some of our minds don't need extending, you daft hippy.
>>84932334You wish you could have her. She wouldn't care about you because you are not a nice man.
It's pretty weird some frauditor goes round telling some drunk you're scaring the young women here when he is a convicted sex offender. What is this disorder? What plausible reason would you have to photograph children at the gym and make them try on skimpy gymwear?
just found out muslims believe Muhammad rode around on a talking donkey named Ya'fur
>Google 'symptoms of Alzheimer's'>all the links are purple
>>84932391Disney adaptation when?
>>84932337Did she ever get arrested for planning all those murders?She gets away with it more than sam hyde.
Bet are wuby isn't watching the world cup.
>>84932408she always pins it on other people at the end. even if she gets caught, she can just say it was research for her books.she is a crafty one.
Weers, Wantu, and wooty tonight x
Going downstairs and laying on the kitchen tiles for a bit as I can't stop sweating in my boxroom.
who are the roses in the britfeel garden lads>wops>ruth>wanastasia wingsnorth>gregg woman>down syndrome poundshop
>>84932391Loved shrek when I was a kid. Really looking forward to the new one coming out next year
belpers batty beaten blue by bomalians
>>84932448Poundlass gets very sweaty in this heatwave. Poor girl.
Her sister is lush. I think they have different fathers though.
first Shrek is class, second might be even better.seems like too much time has passed. the world moves quickly nowadays and Disney aren't even doing proper Disney films any more. even if they did, it'd be all smug and self-aware.(not knocking Enchanted, mind. decent flick.)
>>84932491I knew a lass who looked like this at the spacker classes I went to. She broke two chairs while I was there
Some sweaty tart squirting all over you bed
>>84932515Not this one lad. She's a gentle giant. Very sweet but unfortunately no lad for her yet.
Me? yeah I'm shit at messing with images, you?
Ever met anyone famous irl?I met Steve McFadden at Zinc in Weston Super Mare about 10 years ago. He was sound but drunk as a skunk and had a posse following him around.I also saw Christopher Eccleston on a British Airways flight to LAX in 2010 but he disappeared behind the business class curtain before I could say ello.
Some sweaty bitch pissing all over your boxroom
Must be a right pain having a sister that vlogs and makes you part of the video on a day out. Couldn't be dealing with that.
>>84932537I like them lad. Very good efforts.
>>84932537I didn't realise the eye was that. It's shitter than slop.>>84932543I'd be happy with it, had it not been for the eye.
>>84932540>Christopher Eccleston>business classthat traitor.
Going to watch the world cup if that's ok with you lads. Time to change from the space channel on itvx.
Me and Deano sat in the buff with the fan on ready to watch the match come on england x
Thought we had a new titlod for a second after seeing the last thread. Shame it's already over.
>>84932589Ohhh a /britfeel/ watch party, i'll get us a few bokkles and crisps
Only 3 white players in the England 11, imagine cucking yourself cheering this 'national team' on
>>84932542Wops films her family opening christmas presents together every year and posts it on youtube. Fuck that. I would just go open mine in my boxroom
Was the fookin water off that camera! For fucks sake!
Writing prom night erotica. Mainly lasses in special vehicles paying the driver(s) for their ride/hire charges with physical access to their body. Pretty raw stuff ngl.
>>84932648Useless drone gimmick camera.
>>84932628I just want a cup of tea lad if that's alreet with you
>home schooling my little prince he is my world
for me, it was assuming that the apu has a glass eye because he's the baddie.
Close your browser if you insist on watching the football you normie CUNTSFuck right off with your pally pally commentary and astute observations
>>84932656we've had a few lads ITT who drive (professionally). have any of yous ever been paid in access to someone's body?
fun idea - when its the hydration breaks, why not join in at home and have a drink yourself
What happens if they kick the ball high and it hits the drone camera?
my normie observation? that the football is on ITVX again. shan't be supporting sportswashing of Digital Restrictions Management (DRM).
Why does no one streak any more? Is the threat of never being allowed to go to a football game for life really that big of a deal?
>>84932685Yellow card for droneball and minus 8 points for Everton
Like the look of that 14 for Panama me proper fit x
Bellinghams big black British beautiful bulbous bellend battering belpers bubbling bussy during the hydration break
Come on Rashford. Get on the fucking ball.
Knockouts finally starting tomorrow as well so get in there
>>84932701you get sent to jail for pedophilia and rape if you do that now
Blacker than the ace of spades some of these lot
Shall be beating up the AI girlfriend if England don't score.
Didn't know Plymouth was that densely populated and that white British tbqh. Is there some kind of ethnic forcefield over the city?
>>84932740No way lad. Surely running around naked and potentially having billions of people see you isn't rape or noncey.
>>84932679Come on lad. Give it a go. The world cup isn't on every year.
the England experience
CAM ON WENGLUND
me? watching on ITVSEX - an exclusive version of ITV for top shaggers
>>84932679>Close your browser if you insist on watching the football you normie CUNTSFuck right off with your pally pally commentary and astute observationsMelty
>>84932775Don't about you lad but the stream quality is much better than nonceplayer.
>>84932673There's this as well, plus apu isn't a baddie.
At least ITV coverage doesn't keep guilt-tripping you into buying a TV licence.
Gonna get hydrated on some wantu spaffington x
>>84932798Surprised they don't cut to adverts during hydration breaks
h y d r a t i o n b r e a k x
>hydration breakBoo.
France scored 3 goals in the first half yesterday and we can't even get one in playing against a 3rd world team. Pack it in it's done
Panama to win 2-0
>>84932810Its raining there too kek
>>84932796that's an orb.
>>84932805They can shill their money-making competition at least.
>>84932754a woman will say she was personally violated by it and women are always believed and being naked around kids is pedophilia nowadays
Got my snacks
>>84932835Jammu dodgers are shite. Dry as a bone
>>84932835I would jam her dodger.
Why the fuck is the World Cup in America
>>84932834What if a biological woman does it?
Might be getting close enough to be thinking of heading to bed.
>>84932866women are wonderful
>>84932871Same. England are washed
Played one good game against Croatia and created fuck all since
Might switch over to itv4. Nothing happening here from England.
Used up all their steam during the Croatia match and now England are running on fumes. It over x
Shocking display
Deanos not happy about the score atm could be curtains for me if we don't win again x
Why is your rose garden severely balding
might actually go to bed soon. CBA with this
Mum wants to buy a galileo's thermometer
>>84932866It's just a bit of a laugh when a woman does it lad. Masturbating in a public gym surrounded by strangers? Just a funny thing to post on your tiktok
>>84932656saw a car with a fake taxi sticker in once, the driver saw me looking and grinning and gave me a honk and a knowing smile
>>84932948why does she want one?
>>84932959Because it looks cool. She's seen one at a friend's house and wants one now. She has that much money left over from her monthly pay check she doesn't know what to spend it on
>>84932973They aren't expensive, but are easy to break. Speaking of*remembers he owes his mum 1 galileo thermometer*.Also, weak joke time. Are lava lamps digital verions of them?
Utterly embarrassing
Wuppa and a wiss now xx
Can't even beat Wanama phwoarrr
>>84932995Maybe a Panamanian witch doctor put a curse on Harry Kane?
>>84932987They do actually tell the temperature, under each coloured orb there's a temperature number on a little metal plaque but you have to go right up to it and look at the little orb to see what the reading is. A bit crap really it was impressive back in the 1600s but not so much now, mainly for display purposes.
Bring back Southgate x
We need more African players I reckon.
>>84933024Alri Lollers la
Yea fuck it i'm off to Bedistan. Might actually get some sleep now the gaff's cooled down
>>84933007The owner knows. Still cool, is your mum into buying cool stuff a lot more now?I bought my sister this for her birthday, bends in hot water, then can straighten it back out, and the site also has cool stuff.https://www.grand-illusions.com/collections/nitinol/products/nitinol-teaspoon
>>84933037It's got hotter here, sweating like a nonce
>pay checkYee haw pardner
>>84933024proper noncey wrongun
>>84933042She spends 1500 a month on temu and shein and other various clothing shops she currently has a mountain of shoes in her bedroom in a corner like smaugs gold in the hobbit. I asked can we get an air conditioning unit and she said it's too expensive.
Notice the cameras always film young gals in the world cup audience instead of old women.
>>84933068Why did you deIete your post
Mums gone to bed Kek she said this shit
imagine getting to work on the rose cam x
>>84933065Couldn't you sneak an air con unit into her basket when she leaves her phone unattended?
>>84933081mum knows ball
>>84933081Same with my dad
>>84933068sometimes they show kids, discusting
>>84933089Would be a bit awkward when it comes it's not a bag full of Chinese crap
>>84933081>>84933092Do you think they're hooking up? Bit weird timing.
>>84933102Order a chinese one.
>>84933104I'd fucking hope not
Dry your eyes mate and get up fuckin ell
How the fuck did we get to the final last time?
>>84933104No. Mums done with dating now she says she's had enough. Doesn't really help that the men she meets are all from Facebook marketplace
>>84933127playing like this
Get me a Panamanian Deano right now x
When are we going to pass in the final third
I'm worried lads
Little bird tells me there's a lot of noise at trout towers in Dorset. Somebody shouting and screaming at a woman called Helen not sure what's going on sounds like somebody being beat up x
Will we ever see female football hooligettes?
My bollocks are sticking to my legs like superglue
Rashford off, please.
Bout fucking time x
BELLLLLINNGHAAAAAAAM
Ok we're so back x
Love our Jude, Deanos buzzing it's lush x
another set piece goal
Aryan Knight Harry Kane
Common kane good lad x
At least 4 minutes time I am expecting so far, let's see how much they actually give.
We couldn't have lost to Panama fucking hell thank God we turned it around
>>84933301Appreciate you capitalising the G lad.
Stadium announcer needs to pipe down
Yeehaw kick dat soccer ball engererland
What's that spacker jaw mask that little lad is wearing?
>>84933350broken jaw https://x.com/docwhofan1138/status/2057549306849104323
>>84933350ICE broke his jaw
Deano will be having his sweaty bollocks worshipped shortly
Kekkingham smelly panamachud
Offside unlucky mate x
Deanos got that stella and that batty on tap tonight x
Steve is greasing the old man getting ready for tonight's bumming in the communal garden. Shandy bass and nobby's nuts on tap it lush x
Cringe playing it's coming home please fuck off bastard americans
Scotlands out what shame. Keeping crossy in my thoughts tonight x
>>84933525Steve Clarke really needs to apologise to him
>>84933525They deserved it bunch of shitters
Fackin smash some hen in er face ya ken wha am sayin like?
Fannies being ravished as we speak
>>84933525deary me*informs the apus*
>>84933127jude bellingham doing a bicycle kick
Tucked up in bed with Deano now x
Jew'd Bellenstein.
harry kane sucking me off
Black bodies
Enjoy a week of tranquility lads, the suffering will return soon
>>84934139Should have muh SFV (stay frosty vest) by then, see if it works/is actually what I think I bought and not just some useless cover (hopefully a vest with pockets that I'll be putting icepacks in).
>>84934190You could have purchased one of these, I used one when it was 32 degrees. Works wonders on your bollocks.
>>84934139I'm planning on fucking off somewhere on the east coast for a few days where it is cooler and windier. Not putting up with this for another week.
>>84934462I think purchasing a portable air conditioning unit at this point is a must, when it was 32 degrees where I was it was insufferable. Argos offer 12 months 0% finance if you repay it back within a year I think I'll probably go down that route
Last post of the night guard lads. Keep it up and running for me if you can!
>>84934711>325 quid for cheapest modelfuck me lidl do one for 150
Holy shit imagine being Iranian right now
No Carling detoothing for foids todays
id shave my gay policeman stripper moustache right off my persian mug me
Sucking on deanos nips xx
belper barfing in the bottle bank as big bull bakamwe breaks his bum in with his brutal black baton
17C outside, flat is 27C still lmao.
>>84935672>>84935711What a lush way to start the morning
only 4/15 of england team last night were white btw
>>84935836This isn't brit/pol/ mate.
>>84935828He sick in the head and annoying as fuck
>>84935852>>84935836football is for dykes and niggerlovers
>>84935852just spreading the word
>>84935855>He sick in the head and annoying as fuckwomp womp
Got myself some bacon grill for this morning I'll send some pics of my assembled knock off spam butty later
>>84935823house is the same, had windows open all night
All morning will be spent getting drunk in front of the telly followed by hitting some golfballs with me uncle at the local practice range followed by a full English and a cuppa at the caff and that is indeed lush.
i thought this bad bunny fellow was a slutty negress until i saw photos of him
Had an accident in bed last night it not lush shit all up me back all over the sheets even got it on Deano x
i always find it funny watching femboys on pornhub and knowing when the video jumpcuts that shit sprayed out his ass a couple of seconds after the cut sort of ruins the mood though
>>84935938Ive downgraded my needs from 12k btu to 9k, any cooling is better than optimal now i feel.
>>84936091Literally just woke up and this is the first thing I read what the fuck man
>>84936179blame helper he brought it up
Me? Looking up some Congolese Deanos x
helper getting his transplanted cervix beaten up by a 6'8 vantablack nigger from the darkest depths of the congo
got my bacon grill sandwich now
might turn the AC on soon
Might be a lonely mong on 4chan
>>84936518You already are one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC8xmP7G6eI
Me? Spinning on Deanos shaft like an unruly piece of meat xhttps://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU
having sexual thoughts about meekah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO_RLGa9aoscorr looks lush that
>>84936524>spacker_pass.gifCringe
id feel less embarrassment at being seen with a sunflower lanyard by random girls on the street than with a spacker pass by mods on this board
I know you're jealous it's fine I'm used to it
he going to eccles, he going to belgium, he going to cinnamon
Going Davidstow airfield for an outdoor shit so I can say I have had an outdoor shit on a former race trackBet none of you lads can say that waheeeeey
>>84936625Lanyard and a BRITAIN IS GREAT flag shirt and a long-running but no subscribers YT channel for so-called auditing vs a pass. Not even close.
He turned his spacker pass off. He triggered.
>but can you afford a pass you peasant scum>picrel: owning a pass
>>84936682>oddly specific made up scenario with nothing to do with what i said
Eggs benedict for brekkie x
Love a bit of Karaoke me xYou were Deano you were throwing pebblesAnd my daddy said "Stay away from WelperLad"And I was crying in my boxroomBegging you "Please don't go" and I saidDeano take me somewhere we can be aloneI'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunkYou'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story Deano just say "Yes"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
Granit Xhaka says jumpSunderland says how high
i dont know how im going to do another 40 years of this
>see a murrican on youtube trying to justify (it seemed like) advertisements during sporting events>leave him a lethal post of yeah murrica is the home of consumerism thanks to your man Edward Bernays. Ya love it.
>>84936790Not happy with your life? Just change it x
>>84936797Jews say jumpAmericans say how high
>>84936780he go welsea x
Brown turds slave away in dusty windowless boxes so I can game, watch films and take drugs and that is indeed lovely xo
>>84936802They are so programmed over there, they do it withut thinking.The jew says jumpMurricans say woah we're in the air, how did we get here?, WOOO I LOVE IT ISRAELICA NUMBER ONE
Couple of jars on the cards later today why not? It sunday so might aswell x
>>84936797Kekarooberg
Mak stabbed in the back by Davieboy. War is on now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvwPm5bZSSc
Jewnited states of Amerikike
>>84936823How would you describe the british mindestens using the same analogy
How would you describe the sensation of my neet pintle up your bumslit x
Bantu bumsesh
Need to pee but mumberg refuses to pull over
pee and poo
>>84936888piss out the window lad
>>84936839I'd start by saying YOU BLOODEH WHAT, and point at picrelBut then I'd be serious and think "ah that's meant to say mindset I think", so would say, not that far behind really, and as humans we are susceptible to psychological manipulation and we do be being psychologically manipulated constantly over here.Then I'd finish the post with, just a load of bollocks innit M8.
Pass it on lads, the far left radicals are now to be called pinkshirts.
Get me a Wantu round right this fucking second x
>>84936972Seek welp
>>84936863Need to be careful with that, a couple slip's of the finger and you'll have a hot bowl of japanese noodles up yer bum.
need my wollocks cooled
>>84936712Who says I was talking to you? Cunt.
>>84937108i dont know poopdickschizo maybe if you actually used the reply function id know who you were talking to
*establishes a post-Marxist anarcho-syndicalist /britfeel/ subgroup**elects self as secretary of female oversight*hope that's ok with you lads x
>>84937165lollin. someone post the screencap of this post.mad how 4chan wasn't like this BEFORE, really. accusations of sameswanning were ENOUGH
>>84936700what a grim pic
also a good morning to all my /britfeel/ friends. some of the thregs AWOL atm but maybe it's the heat.me, went to sleep during the match last night because it was too hot. glad to see we (and i do mean we) scored some flippin' goals!!!
Not possible to survive in my super heated boxroom, might have to venture out
the rat auditor has turned off his spacker pass again and he is a known abuser he stuck his phobia in ssm's fishy arsecrack till it agora!
I'm the spooky auditor?
Seig heilp
heil dirlewanger
>>84936700Grand theft deano
>>84937204The only way to get hot water in my shit show of a house is to run the heating>tfw sisberg has had the heating on for 2 hours now
watching that episode of Recess where Dirlewanger becomes a heckin evil capitalist.good'un. forgot this lad was even in this cartoon though (hated it as a bairn)
if i ever saw a deano irl id probably rape him in front of his orange bimbo
>>84937262my flat's decided it'll only heat the water when i flip the Turbo Heater(TM) on.mind you it's just the water (central heating is electric) but you can FEEL the tank in the cupboard.i do not envy you. strongly advise you just do the washing up with boiled water tbqh.
>heavy breeze blowing inLUSH>my creepy random loose tissues everywhere are blowing all over the flatAAAAAAAAAA
No one will be touching my Deano. You've got me to go through firsts x
>>84937273yeah lad the kettle gets used for doing the washing up, probably not the best for the electric bill tbqh The heating was properly fucked last year and i got it all sorted because my family are a raging bunch of spastics The plumber (who fucked off mid way through fixing everything to go on holiday and didn't tell anyone) is adamant that its now "impossible" to have the emersion heater working Typical plumber shit, do the bare minimum, leave the place a state and fuck off with the pay cheque, the heating does work now but running the heating for over an hour to get some warm water is a piss take, especially in this new extra warm hell scape we are living in
>>84937225>I'm the spooky auditor?For you?
Make way for Mr moneybags hereI am sick of this fookin heat and just bought this bad boy here, bet your all jealous
>>84937309A few days ago i would have mocked and thrashed you soundly for buying a 7k btu unit and accused you of living in a box room the size of "under the stairs" but today i'd grab what i can get as well.Also you live in London? Amazon seems to only selling AC to Londoners atm which is ghey.
>>84937263Wanted to rail the shit out of Spineli as a young lad
>>84937297Not him but, I remember this story, didn't you and your dad have to fix some things till he got back?
>>84937356what race is she meant to be?
>>84937195I thought I'd go to sleep early, but was fannying around till almost 02:00
>>84937359yeah lid was a right bolloxThe new boiler was too powerful for the old rusty radiators and they all blew holes in them one week at a time
Do the single mothers on tinder who say>not looking for a step dad for my kidsrealise how it comes across?Like they don't respect you, you are nothing but a beta provider to them, they will never consider you to be family
More stuff came for the cool card collection binder yesterday, but too hot to be excited about it at the time. Need to finish off cataloguing it, only 17 cards to do today, and have 1 or 2 on the way, and a booster pack (sealed fresh potential coolness, but realistically there won't be anything cool in there).>>84937437Surely that just means I WANT COCK?
>>84932850She's not actually going to eat them lad it's performative
>>84932850they are fucking LUSH lad You are correct about the dry as a bone part tbqh, 2 at max, eating 7 is fucking mental
I hear coconut mushrooms are going to stop being produced. another Top tier confectionary almost gone forever.
>>84937437>>84937444i assume that's just LYING tbqh.like what's the other option? it's above casual sex, but you DON'T want it to work out long-term? what choice does your new bf/husbo have...?
>coconut mushrooms are going to stop being producedgood.
a lot of old bald bazzas were giving me dirty looks in town today and im not sure why
>>84937472Too right, bloody devil's testicles should be banned outright. Well maybe 1 or 2 button mushrooms can exist, as I weirdly eat them raw, but ban the rest.
>>84937444>>84937461No lad it says they are looking for long term and all that but they're just not looking for a step dad for their kids. Some of them will word it differently and say their kids already have a dad. I assume it's an attempt to not put blokes off that they have kids, but it's off putting on its own because most of them have the I don't want more kids option set at the same time, so what's the point in being in a relationship with them? Like what's the end goal of that relationship, you can't have more kids with them, they won't consider you to be part of the family, you'd literally just be spending time, effort and money on her and her kids while getting nothing in return
>>84937472What do you have against conconut mushrooms then? Come on, let's hear it.
The amount of currently pregnant women on tinder is ridiculous as well. There's one that I saw regularly on tinder a few months back, kept coming up she must have been deleting then redownloading, didn't see her for a bit, now she's back on there 5 months pregnant, so hers got knocked up from a hookup yet decided to keep it? What the fuck? It's insane. Do they really expect another man to step up and take care of her and her unborn child?
>>84937508>No lad it says they are looking for long term and all that> Like what's the end goal of that relationship, you can't have more kids with themSex, the looking for long term could be a long term fuck buddy. They have to appear a certain way, but realistically I think they just want to fuck. Not all women obviously, but a lot of them do.
>>84937529Women have realised that they can get knocked up by a badboy and have drama on tap when they feel like it but not have the bloke around all the time so they can fuck random blokes and do coke on girls nights in when they can get babysitters, humourously this makes their mental state completely not workable for any decent bloke as the women start to realise being a single mum is a drag (but they can have drama around that too, but not too much) and new blokes pump and dump them over and over.Who's to blame? People who don't like coconut mushrooms that's who.
Me? About to get impaled by Deanos meat x
