first time making one of these.hiya,, im dizzy.nearly 20 / cis fem / nzhikineet lolicon. Im currently watching kamen rider zeztz, mahou no shimai lulutto lilly, meitantei precure, and mitsudomoe. One of the few things i frequently enjoy doing is cooking japanese foods - id love to see what everyones eating! ask whatever, post whatever and stay nice :]
this is great. r9k is gonna love this.
>>84936763Unfortunately /r9k/ will eat this shit up fuck you faggot KYS
>>84936763dizzy, you are my queen, my goddess, i've never loved another human being like i've loved you, please love me back, i'll kneel before you and beg for your love my darling>>84936792say that to my little princess again and see what the FUCK happens next bro
>>84936801I hope youre not confusing me with someone else lol. this is my first time not being anon here
>>84936811i was just joking i actually hope you die of AIDs, sage
>>84936792so angry waow. i just wanna chat and make casual frens without any hardcore friendship-commitment
I'd rlly like to know what everyone's eating today. I made this bacon, mushroom, spinach pasta thingy. Twas good, good food
>>84936817>i actually hope you die of AIDsWow not just one Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome, but multiple deficiencies? Gee Bill, why does your mom let you have two?
>>84936885it looks... gooooooood @_@please don't post any more food you've cooked; I can't handle these kinds of horrors this early in the morning
>>84936902it was really easy really! I made it all in one pan so the pasta starch thickened the sauce naturally. Basically just fried the bacon, then the mushrooms, seasoned with salt and pepper, then added the raw pasta and dashi. Then I just kept stirring and adjusting the flavor as I cooked, chucked in the spinach and added some butter.I'm sure you can make it too anon!
>>84936920>I'm sure you can make it too anon!I indeed could, but just because you *can* do something in the kitchen doesn't mean you shouldbtw using dashi/hondashi with normal western pasta is diabolical, and typically for a dish like that you want noodles with a high alkali content, since the alkali adds a springier texture
>>84936967using hondashi with pasta is pretty normal, no? It's delicious and savory. Also, there's nothing wrong with the texture. it's just spaghetti with a basic creamy salty sauce
>>84936997>using hondashi with pasta is pretty normal, no?oh, my bad. i assumed you were whitegood luck with your thread cooklet
>>84937014I've been observing the situation and I'm sorry for his racism OP. But I'm still not sorry that you're an eslut looking for simps on 4chan. I'm judging the content of your character and not the color of your skin.
>>84936763Squeaky 2.0 just dropped
>>84936763>kamen rider zeztz, mahou no shimai lulutto lilly, meitantei precure, and mitsudomoe.Is this supposed to be the name of a show?
>>84937060I don't want simps. I have no interest in romance and I can't stand the responsibility or commitment it takes to form any relationships. I just want casual friends, especially from other lolicons or girls
>>84937091yep, multiple shows
>>84937092>especially from other lolicons or girlsSo you're a pedo then?
>>84937091very new stuff... all from 2025/2026. OP you should get some taste and watch old anime, they're all better than the crap they pump out today. If you like this cute crap you might like Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan and Lucky Star, just off the top of my head.
>>84937060Stfu kike, pretending to call her out for simpseeking just so you can simp for her
>>84936821>Translation: give me attention and if you simp hard enough I'll show you my tits before blocking you The absolute state of /r9k/
>>84936763Kek that didn't last long xDGonna have to work on your stamina if you wanna beat squeaky foid
>>84937158>t. obviously squeakygo back to bed squeaky this isn't about you
>>84936885FAT WHORE!>>84937086nodboy wil ever be me
>>84936763>lolicondizzy thread more like diddy thread lmao
>>84936763>cis fem>loliconWhat?Also, can you provide a small proof that you're a woman? Be it vocaroo, pic with timestamp or whatever>>84937228What does Diddy Kong have to do with op?
>>84937215you should send pics of ur butthole to ur dad
>>84937258diddy as in the producer and more importantly pedophile, though you already knew that
>>84936763people like you genuinely deserve to be locked up and raped and tortured for the rest of your lives.
>>84937215THAT'S RIGHT TELL HER
>>84937274You aren't good with jokes, are you, anon?
>>84937286just wanted to make it clear for the uninitiated
>>84937299If you want to bring important things up to the uninitiateds, you should be talking about Epstein instead. Close to him, Diddy is just a pitiful dog.
>>84937274>>84937315Wrap it up boys, the instagram newfags stopped lurking and started posting. This site has never been more over.
>>84937378not all of us are into drawings of kids yk
>>849373784chan needs to die so a new main imageboard can be born. It's our only hope.
>>84937396>not all of us are into drawings of kids yktourist alert. real 4chan users are lolicons.
>>84937412yes, therefore all serious 4cuck users in 2026 anno domine need to be executed
>>84937421>getting this mad over drawingsheh, keep seething baka gaijin. i'll be here with my loli harem.
>>84937434>loli haremthose are pixels son you'll never reproduce irlis it even legal where you live?
>>84937446you feds really need to step up your game.
>>84937446I ADMIT IT! I WANNA FUCK A KID!
>>84937480i'm not a fed, just saying you might get arrested and put on a registry
>>84937505you wont catch me alive glownigger
>>84937111This is just what I'm currently watching because it's fun to watch something seasonal and partake in discussion. Most of my favs are from the 70s-2013
Btw I forgot to mention that im transgender and I love to jerk my cute little clitty to lolis >.<
>>84937215I don't want to be anyone but me. And if you've got a problem with what I eat, then I'm glad I'm skinny and don't have to worry so much about my weight, unlike you.
>>84937412Real and based! At least they're not moralfags who can't tell the difference between kids and an anime girl kek
>>84937480kuroneko based!
>>84937567cringe. try harder fag. I'm not some egirl that would call myself cute nor would I say "clitty"
>>84937567>Btw I forgot to mention that im transgender and I love to jerk my cute little clitty to lolis >.<Every. Single. Time.TTD can't become real soon enough>>84937215i'm gonna need you to listen to this wise gentleman right here >>84937261
>>84937562>>84937568>>84937584>>84937588>>84937606just do all your replies in one single post what are you doing brotato chip.
>>84937258nz time, obviouslybut here's where it says female on my birth certificate
>>84937614Mb. I like to slowly go through replies while I do other stuff. I jst woke up
>>84937639>monday 29 june 2026wtf? baka time travelled to the future.>>84937652go back to sleep
>>84937639I see. I suppose this thread can be seen as an AMA, so to start, could you tell me what was your menarche like? Always wanted to know how one feels in that situation, but it's not like I would ask it to anyone I know.
>>84937676new zealanders live in the future and upside-down, we all learned this in middle school
>>84937676I'm usually awake from 1am-8am. I get up at sunrise to feed the pigeons and then nap for most the day.>>84937697I hardly remember considering I was 8. I do remember being curled up in the fetal position and thinking I was gonna die tho. I also remember my step-grandfather came over to pick me up since I'd go to his in the weekends and he just opened the living room door to see me curled up screaming. I get cramps a good like 2-3 days before any bleeding so at the time we all just thought I had mystery death syndrome idk. I think it probably felt the same as it does now tho. dunno what to tell ya
>>84937738>I was 8Isn't it supposed to happen when you're 11 or 12?>we all just thought I had mystery death syndrome idkWhen did your relatives explain to you what was really happening and what did you think about it? Was the pain continuous, or did it come and go?
>>84937778It started quite suddenly. like over the course of maybe 10 minutes. then it was just continuous pain for like hours. They explained to me what was happening the next day when I bled. also yea, usually 9 is the youngest but my family has a history or girls hitting puberty at like 8-10 so just got unlucky ig!
>>84937794What wen through your head when you saw blood? Did you think you were done for?By the way, everyone was worried with you but no one brought you to see a doctor in the first day??
>>84937821It was like pretty late at night, I'd guess maybe 10. The nearest hospital was a good 2 hours away and my family has always had a strange approach when it comes to medicine and what-not. Quite religious nutty family. The kind to just pray instead of go to a doctor and call it "God's will" if it doesn't work.I think when I saw the blood, I kinda knew what was up. I had 2 older step sisters (like 19-24) so I knew what a period was.
>>84937735but... if its sunday... how did baka take a picture on monday... IS THIS SOME SORT OF TIME BENDING RITUAL?!?!?>>84937738do u wake up at 3am... to do evil magic...
>>84937835I see, that closes it.You said you were a lolicon, why do you like little 2D girls as a woman? Are you bi?
>>84937840Yes, ofc. I actually own a spirit board because I thought it was pretty. It has moths n stuff on it>>84937858Yeah, I'm bi but I also just grew up watching loli media. attraction aside, lolis are just wholesome and cute. I've also self-inserted while reading loli doujinshi since im a short flat girl myself so there's that element to it too.I think flat chests are just incredibly erotic and cute too. 'long as they cute, tis all that matters
>>84937913How would you explain your love towards japanese media to a normalfag?>I'm biWhen did you realize it, op? Do your parents know about it?>I've also self-inserted while reading loli doujinshiWhich doujin? Do you remember the name?
>>84937954>how would u explain ur weebness to a normieits less 'japan cool' and more its what i grew up on and a lot of japanese media has these tropes and taboos i enjoy that dont exist in the west. if you spent 10 years rotting in front of jpn vns, shows, music, and internet culture inspired by otaku culture, your brain would be rewired too.>when did you realize it?i was 9 and fell in-love with a girl my age who was bi. before that though, i always preferred to watch anime full of sexualized girls aimed towards guys. i had a crush on sailor mercury and mars lol>do your parents know?my mother died before i hit puberty but she was bi. my father knows and doesnt care. he believes most women are bi and its natural to find women hot lol>which doujin?i dont mean just one, theres a lot. but some i can remember are 653438 (senko one) , 645677 (henreader my goat), 645370 (presea one), and 549383 (oreimo)
