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Anonymous
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 No.85030660
morning everyjuan!
tell us an interesting fact about yourself
lets start from (You) then we go clockwise
go!
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Anonymous
 No.85030737
 No.85030737
I survived a murder suicide attempt and earnestly wish the guy had succeeded in killing us both.
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Anonymous
 No.85030795
 No.85030795
>>85030660
I really can't think of anything, I must be one boring fuck
>>85030737
What the hell happened?
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Anonymous
 No.85030814
 No.85030814
>>85030795
QRD is
>In Army
>friend has PTSD episode after bad argument with fiance
>Take him home, take his phone, try to get him to cool off
>He gets into liquor stash, then grabs shotgun
>Threatens to kill us both, I have to WWE wrestle the cunt for the shotgun
>Asshat later balmes me for suicide attempt because ???
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Anonymous
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 No.85030839
>>85030814
you should have convinced him to blow his stupid bitch wife's brains out like a #boss and helped him do it #MGOTWstyle
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Anonymous
 No.85030993
 No.85030993
>>85030839
Nah his ex was basically a walking punching bag, feel bad for her because she is literally one of the meekest people I've ever seen.

I do wish I would have just let the cunt kill himself though, he's really just a piece of shit that gets worse and worse as time goes by
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Anonymous
 No.85031013
 No.85031013
>>85030993
Her fault for choosing a guy like that
#OnlyGoodHoleIsADeadHole
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Anonymous
 No.85031050
 No.85031050
At 8 years old, I almost died from drowning.
I was at the bottom of the pool floor, this was at least 8 ft of water by the way so it's super deep for an 8 year old.
When I looked up toward the ceiling, I noticed a hand coming down and physically grabbing my body and I started to ascending. This hand didn't look like any other hand I would have recognized, it had an aura. I believe that day I've seen God, or a glimpse of his presence at least. He saved my ass and I am forever thankful.
Why did I post two anime girls kissing? I dunno.
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Anonymous
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 No.85031061
>>85031050
Also sorry for the ESL tier writing. I just woke up.
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Anonymous
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i'm 34 year old and i have been logging on to 4chan daily to read highly targeted demoralization since the late 00's. i have been psyopped. i wake up at 2:00 AM and it's the first thing i do. can't rest for a full eight hours without my team of handlers putting me down.
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Anonymous
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>>85031050
>I've seen God
did you start going to church afterwards?
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Anonymous
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>>85031304
No. Unfortunately not, anon.
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