spill hares edition previous: >>85336642
Might go wokkle bank laters xOh, give me cock, lots of cock under batty boys aboveGarn stuff me inLet me ride on the wide Bantu willies that I loveGarn stuff me inLet me be on my back with Deanos to appeaseMy batty getting blown up till I fall onto my kneesSucking cock forever, but I ask you pleaseGarn stuff me inhttps://youtu.be/vMnLoOnrwbg
Firstly
>>85342801better look next time chum p.
genuinely fucking fuming with myself
Just ordered 5 amazon bags, will make sorting the parcels a lot easier and I'll be able to get more in the carWill be delivered by Evri so hopefully I can pick it up from the depot myself when I go to collect my own round
EVRI DID IT YAY
Watching my Uber driver, and shes gone completely the wrong way to pick up my order. Do Uber drivers make multiple pickups /d eliveries at the same time?t. never do deliveries
>>85342828Leave them 5 stars lad they'll appreciate it
>>85342829Maybe she is spilling hares?
Spaffly Express leaving Bollocksham via Bell End station
>>85342818it'll be alright mate
>>85342839Not the usual lad delivering, this one was a nice looking lassie instead. Gonna leave 5 stars and next time she will flash her luscious tits at me. Corrr.
>>85342842Is that Gianna in the middle?
>>85342842these bodies disgust me
>>85342851Loads of peng birds at my unit desu lad
>>85342799Choccy Deano coming?
>>85342754Jeans off ebay. Three pair second hand. My delivery was blessed by Evrilad last night and he called in some favours.
>>85342854Yep, what a lady eh?
Disruptions to the rail network on the day I'm planning to travel. This is going to be a rough one.
>>85342971Absolutely. Unrivalled.
Nightrideberg cumming up in a couple hoursI fink X
>>85342986>Nightrideberg cumming up in a couple hours>I fink >XFORREN.
saw someone smoking a pipe today
>Britain's streets are rotting in plain sight. Road signs coated in years of grime, pavements choked with weeds, blocked drains, overflowing bins and potholes have become everyday features of life in what was once a first-world country.>Local authorities, funded by rising council tax, routinely fail to deliver the most basic maintenance. Ordinary people - including schoolchildren - are now having to do the job themselves.>All across the length and breadth of the country, from London squares to provincial roads, citizens are cleaning signs, restoring bins and clearing litter because the people paid to do it will not.>/modernity.news/2026/08/11/the-great-decline-of-britain/Sad innitX
Pop and Slop: The Diary of a 37 Year Old Intellectual
>>85342855dangerously homosexual post
>>85343025Shits n Fits: The diary of an incontinent epileptic.
Helping Shippy guide his meat missile into Helpers Hole
Never had sex, should I neck?
Some people think they're always right.
>>85343114why would you hold an opinion that you simultaneously know to be wrong?
Parcel delivery guy who delivered my 2x24 IRN BRUs was fucking hench. Like, a proper bodybuilder. Schwarzenegger level.
>>85342955Happy for you, i really thought it wasn't getting to you today but you did get a blessing that worked. 11 days though ><
woke up covered in chocolate. left a packet of m&ms on my bed and they rolled onto my mattress and i slept on them. #justchumbathings
absolutely hanging lads
>Downloaded too much pornberg>7GB left nowRuh roh X
Helpers Hole getting creampied by Moni
was taking the bins out and usually I boot open the door to the room and yeet the bag as hard as I can and some girl appeared as I was doing so and started laughing saying she does the same thing, but it was like a genuine belly laugh. Was quite nice making someone laff I cant lie lads.
cor, new thread is it?finished that burrito (>>85343178) now and it was LUSH lads and i do mean LUSH
can YOU make the wan chai connection lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdr94WySmPs
>>85343239cute thisundercut in my brain by how much a certain-looking type of person (let's call him 'Chad') would make a woman proper belly laugh multiple times at work, for lower effort jokes/situations that don't even rely on established events or even have to make sense.but you, in that moment? it is very sweet anon.
>>85343020who'd have thought forcing councils to sell off their main source of income would mean they'd have no money
Using Codex to search for a van
Got two nicotine pouches in while vaping. I'm that addicted
>>85343267This sort of thing never happens because I have literally no charisma, not even entirely sure why she laughed so hard, I could hear her giggling to herself as she went up the stairs, but it was a nice moment. I shall file this into the nice random moments category in my brain. Imagine if I could do this with my words naturally to people cor that must be nice, being a comedian or something must feel fantastic.
Starving. Only eaten a bit of mango today.
>>85343269feels good knowing my water bill is going to a subsidiary of a Hong Kong multinational and not a British water board.oh wait, no it doesn't.oh well, as long as capitalism and the free market means i can choose a DIFFERENT water supplier.oh wait, no i can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eZ3WCthsagInterestingarse little docukino thisX
>Marks having EIGHT days off Alcohol!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utmDSm5f-no
Welpers bloody gaped arseholes dripping in diarrhea
>>85343406wish you would do 8 days off 4chan you massive bore
>>85343406>message from the spirit worldcorr its all getting about esoteric innit
I have, not once in my life, experienced working wifi on a train in the UK. Does it even exist? Like is there actual wifi available in the trains or did they just promise it twenty years ago and never install it? What am I missing here? It just isn't a thing.Have used perfectly good wifi on trains in other countries. Just this place. Just this shithole where nothing works.
>>85343473you know you have to be in the wi-fi car, right?
>>85343482No you don't, all companies I've looked at say it's broadcast throughout the train.
>>85343501well they would, wouldn't they
>>85343473i find its normally slow as shit as everyone is on youtube and tiktok and streaming football
corrr all the new capeshite hitting our screens (large and small) sooni just hope that Lanterns tomorrow is as good as Krypton. there's been a real glut since such classics as Pennyworth and Birds of Prey.
>>85343473sometimes i can get onto the splash screen page. and i'm glad those are becoming less obnoxious (they used to ask for all these details, or to register an account).but yeah sometimes i'll even get past that and i'm connected, i can't load a page, then i'm disconnected. i wouldn't mind if it was just fast enough for basic web pages and texts, or something, but it's never even stable.
>>85343473>Does it even exist?Yes, I used it earlier today
>>85343565you were in the wi-fi car right?
wonder who these Virginia State University shooters were.multiple of them, apparently. university, so adults.dunno what's going round the usual circles, but i suppose we'll find out soon enough.
Shippy blowing fat vape clouds up Welpers Bottom
too fucking humid
Wutted again just now meX
>>85343148>11 days thoughYeah, that's mad. As Evrilad says: c2c is the lowest priority, but I will actively avoid listings where they use Evri from now on. Can't be waiting more than a week to get something, even if it isn't urgent.
>>85343039sex disgusts me and i only like thin female bodies
i love a good book
>>85343675a good book can change your life
did an AI 'type' test
