Proper binmen editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2IrQA2yHL8
Bit fucking early oh aye xGape you, gape meGape it for alwaysAnd that's how it should beGape you, gape meGape it together, naturallyI had a dream, I had the wettest dreamBantus in the park playing games with my arseAnd what they played was a bumming gameAnd from behind the wokkle bank I was crying outGape you, gape meGape it for alwaysAnd that's how it should beGape you, gape meGape it together, naturallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OfoTaLXrUo&l
>>85382557Now they complain if your bin is slightly open and don't take it fucking jobsworths.
Hijacking on behalf of the superior crisps
cor, a hardy edish. remember ice men, back in the day?like the coal lads, but for the opposite temperature.
>>85382569Eh? I thought you'd been banned de lid
if there are two wantsit's1. someone to sort of refresh my memory on what it is i made2. praise for what i made (it wasn't the one in the picture but just the idea), yeah :(but like what even is computer science now? we had a lot of bullshit about>object oriented programming (on the way out)>paired programming (on the way in)>cloud computing (brand new and nobody took it seriously)like kids just learn the actual mechanics, right? i always ruffle a few feathers when i call C a 'high level language' (but it is...? like, that's the point of it lol)
some Royal Mail parcels can be delivered as late as 6pm, right friends? they just can?
>>85382641No idea lad. Neither me nor the young'uns could possibly know. They would probably ask chatGPT. Only you can educate us.
>>85382688this makes no sense this way around.
No cummy cummy cummy for my tummy and my bummy I like cumming yummy tummy.
>>85382631size of his nose
Frankly i feel most arguments here are rather shallow and pedantic
>>85382694What doesn't? The symptoms of your NPD? So if you go through those symptoms one by one you could tell me in all honesty it doesn't apply to you?
>>85382717maybe that's not the only 'ice' he's been using...(is 'ice' slang for cocaine? i really need 'ice' to be slang for cocaine, for this to work.)
Shipster cumming on Helpers face and recording it for his Help Helper Cumpliation
Wanking to TikTok sluts is my new hobby.
Nothing worse than bad neighbours
https://youtu.be/DnWZDvnEnXs
Phwoar nu breadinghamsX
>>85382769That is a class pepe mate. How's your transition going?
>classNI?
Arday is a british hero
>>85382778How's about you fuck up?
>>85382795How's about me? Fuck away off.
>>85382798Trafalgar square, 15 minutes. I'll be wearing 2019 west ham away shirt
>>85382557Never understood this Norfcore slave morality "proper grafter" cope. Like what is there to be prideful and boastful about having a broken back at 50 and dying of Asbestos poisoning? The cold hard truth is you lost at life.
>>85382557Thank you for this edition, mate. I like how it has a subject, a topic for conversation. And I enjoyed the video. Seeing how the job has changed over the decades was ace. >>85382688I watched this documentary a few nights ago, it was a good watch. >Narcissist's Playbookhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt28353545/
>>85382811what else do they have?
the rains have come
who remembers when we had bin apus? can't have them anymore due to woke
>>85382845could you post with a trip so i can filter you please
>>85382857>could you post with a trip so i can filter you pleaseno
Broadbridge gaping arseholes and taking names
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoW3Sywb5xQmoooodddss innit
'Bloomin' gobbity gosh!' said Marty, seeing Lorraine take a swig of liquor (the American word for spirits or something).'You know, if you drink...' Marty's thoughts turned to his middle-aged mother drinking vodka at dinnertime (as though that was unusual somehow), '...you might regret it ... later in life...''Marty, anyone who's anybody drinks!' Lorraine responded, accurately. The seventeen-and-a-half-year-old girl then lit a cigarette.'J*sus! You smoke, too?!' exclaimed Marty, who was in the process of swigging some of the booze, implying that he had done it before.'...Marty! You're beginning to sound just like my mother!' pouted Lorraine, already soaking wet at the thought of her mother berating her actions.
>>85382870>nobut i said please?
>>85382814>I like how it has a subject, a topic for conversation.i wouldn't mind this more, honestly.like i've half-jokingly gone>THREAD QUESTION: and i'm sure i'm not the first.but again nobody really...converses here? like with '(You)s' people joke it's an upvote/karma thing but...sort of? as opposed to just a message board where we have discussions I WANT DISCUSSIONSYOU PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF BEING INTERESTING
>>85382887>but i said please?still no
Remember Apuwogs? Can't have anything good nowadays.
Help Helper getting cummed on by bames, a compilation
>>85382903Trafalgar square. 15 minutes. we'll settle this like men.
Some of you might see me in the news. This isn't a threat just to make that clear, but you might see me.
>>85382965You're that guy who got caught with 250tb of kiddie vids aren't you.
times you've been in the news, lads?
>>85382739Delivery of 2k of cocaine
>>85383014Top Gear came to my school once. That was pretty exciting.
Her Royal Highness and Most Britannic Majesty, Queen Edgar Ilja Dragunov Oyinbo of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Sobriety is hard.
my can of IRN BRU has gone flat and a bit warm, but to some perfect degree where it now tastes like the old IRN BRU Bar sweets.this is amazing and 4x lush. but there's actually no way i can ever replicate the precise conditions that led to this.
My friend's band is gonna be huge in the next one to two years, mark my words. They're incredible.
Shippy bumming Welper in doggy while betting on lithuanian table tennis
>>85383062care to share, lad?get yourself to AA (if you're a bit religious or wired that way) or to SMART (if you've decided you're anti-AA). be honest with your GP, look at the physiological brass tacks of what you're doing and how/if it's affecting your pals + loved ones.but that's the end of.the good advice, that you probs already knew. me? relapsing atm, it's like a whole new way of my guts rotting, all kinds of new mistakes, a reply from my ex from a text i didn't even know I'd sent.so aye. type yer words lad.
>>85383079I think they are overrated desu
In the next thread I'll be revealing the hidden connections between Shippy and Ian Huntley.Only on /britfeel/! Don't miss it!
Just back from a 6th stay at Pikes in Ibiza and can't help but wonder is it me, or has it changed?
>>85383079are they called free the pedos
Pulling your dick out on Omegle but checking if they're a minor first.
I miss Omegle. Used to go on there drunk as shit and fuck with paedophiles. Is there an alternative now?
>>85383120I've literally done that
oh yeah my boyfriend was in love with me and even after years he just said some nice things in a message and not like 'ew get away from me you alky freak,' because he actually understands and cared about me as a person.how do i get my ex-bf to hate me, /britfeel/? i need this
>>85383139You can't. If you reveal something about yourself that makes him hate you, you'll also make him hate himself for not seeing it before. And that will hurt worse and for longer for him.
bored, someone get an argument going
Copping some more sleepberg now meX
HelperWelper getting spaffywaffied on by Shippywippy
>>85383177Shippy is innocent
>>85383153nah he always knew i was an alky/druggie, lad. i was honest enough after a point.and i know it's cliche to be like 'oh, you dick over your friends/family/loved ones' (true, we do this)but he totally fucking SURPASSED my expectations at every turn. i felt like the prickhead because i could have understood any of the following:>i can't do this any more, sorry>we'll get through this together, whatever you need, anything, PLEASE just tell me!!! >i have no idea what to do in this situation either way.but he was just so measured and sensible while also being compassionate that you realise like, oh yeah, i'm in love with this guy, aren't i? and he loves me. holy fucking SHITi fucked it. i fucked something that was actually just fine and good.
>>85383177am suffferin from ennui at the miute
>>85383188Nobody likes you. Your existence makes britfeel a worse place.
>>85383196I think his posts are the best thing on here right now. Not because they are good.
>me at 20 - "say the 14 words">me at 30 - "brown ladies, yummy yummy"
>>85383196this>>85383214not this. I'd rather have nothing
Emerald Chat.
zesty black men make my huwhite boipucci wink
WelpHelper getting donkey punched by ShipShippington
just want to empty my bladder without feeling like it's either pain or muscular effort.that's not a lot to ask, is it...?
Don't listen to them lid I like them and I'm happy you aren't a tripmong x
Nervous to talk to people online, apart from 4chan. Weird.
Let's say Jess Philips or Angela Rayner went to Afghanistan and, upon arrival, they received some pamphlets telling them that, in Afghanistan, men and women are not equal.Would she change her views just because she got given that pamphlet? No, of course not, so why do they now expect others to change their views after getting given a similar piece of paper?
"Don't rape kids" isn't something we usually have to tell people. Millions of tourists passing through Heathrow and we take it as read that they understand raping children is wrong.We have to spell it out for the people crossing the Channel. What does that say about them?
>>85383315>>85383321Brit/pol/ is that way lad >>>/pol/541112660
Polmong does realise that if people wanted to read Twitter posts they'd go on Twitter and not here, right?
Seasidemarks porked multiples birds and I haven't
Wanta Black Wandingos Bum Bumming WelperHelper
Remember, there's nothing to worry about and there are no legitimate safety concerns, especially not for women and girls. That's why we have to explicitly tell all the boatpeople that they absolutely have to not rape women and girls, okay? If there were legitimate concerns, this leaflet would obviously solve them all, but there aren't so it doesn't because there's nothing to be concerned about. Got it?
loading up skyrim just to walk around at night, watch the auroa and listen to the music
>>85383315>check if they're compatible before you let them into the countryWooooooowwww, it's not like people have been saying this for 20 years or something.>b-b-b refugees!There are none. You don't have to trek all the way through Europe to seek refuge from the middle east and Africa. Next question?
>>85383374walk around at night in real life lad. much more womfy.
>>85383388no auroa, no stunning nordic inspired scenery
To what extent do you think someone like Burnham genuinely cares about the fact that kids are getting raped by fake asylum seekers that they refuse to deport and live off the taxpayer?
might stick a 'za in the oven.
Moni taking helper up the arse
Haha shippy poo poo xD do I fit in yet guys xD
>>85382811Because most of the British population are just natural slaves. That's why SSM has so many trolls who genuinely seem to hate him and want him dead. They see someone who refuses to comply and it fries their subservient brains.
if you're sexually attracted to a woman under 5ft tall you are a nonce, it is as simple as that
>>85383428he's in Labour, so not at all. He thinks it's a fair price to play so we can have diversity, inclusion, and communism.
Got a permanent round now lads, and some if not most days Ill have another as well
>>85383485But Petite Tumi is 4'7" and is a fully grown mature adult woman of 24 years.
>>85383428His job is to put on a performance pretending to care fooling the Goyim for another term while the globalists keep on replacing the demographics. White people are on the verge of becoming a minority and they only need to ride this out for another 20 years for the browning of the country to be complete.
what are you doing about it?
sticking a 'za in the oven.
>>85383428Shitlibs just rationalise it by thinking "white people rape too". They'll always refuse to see the reality as that would require recognising differences between people, i.e being 'racist', which is the cardinal sin as a 'progressive'.
>>85383511Not sure, I'll have to have a proper think about it after shagging your mum, that always helps clear my head.
>>85383428Who cares? White people rape too.
>Ricky Gervais birth name is actually just Ricky >not Richard Not a fan of this at all. People officially called "Ben" "Tim". It should be a short form of a real name not an actual name.
had a nice chat with someone on emerald chat. they were cute
>>85383537ben and tim are fine, ricky is what you call a dog or something
If you use mac, you're gay.If you use windows, you're a mong.If you use linux, you're a nonce.You just can't win.
>>85383541i really liked you too xx
WippyShippy taking helpers smelly bum
she dead so good luck with all that
>>85383560I use TempleOS :)
>>85383503I reckon it'll be quicker than 20 years. We're a few years away from whites being a minority of births, the last census was taken before the 4 million Boriswave and didn't take into account those in the country illegally. That's not taking into account the 'climate refugee' scam that will inevitably start soon and there will be shit loads of chain migration from the Boriswave too. My village was overwhelmingly white pre-Covid and is full of Nigerians and Indians now too.
this is peak fucking slop, absolute slopima
slips inside the eye of ruths mind
When I was an active alcoholic, I used to piss the bed every night. My room smelled like a public toilet. That's one good thing about sobriety.
first bottle of wine down the hatch, tempted to open another
does anyone actually pay for twitter? is grok broken for you to? can't imagine why anyone would pay for this garbage
ShipShipington parting welpers arse and slipping his shaft inside
>>85383581If it quicker than 20 years then whites really have dropped the ball big time to be conquered so easily. In some way I have to give kudos to those who orchestrated it all making us believe having kids was evil as I've become tired of how pathetically docile whites have become just bending over backwards for fear of being called a racist by some subhuman monkey.
Just finger fucked my arse quite roughly. It was very spur of the moment. Used my own spit... it will probably hurt tomorrow.
>>85383126yeah like 40 different splinter sites
>>85383682you should invest in a prostate massager, proper lush. good bit of kit
Gonna listen to some more Darkthrone on my walk later. Maybe A Blaze in the Northern Sky.
When did you realise DVDlad might be on to something?
>>85383560The real divide is devices grandad and its prety simple, phone = sound lad computer = nonce
>>85383485I made that little lad have a full blown meltdown yesterday over that "woman" he posted. VERY nonce coded wanking over a woman who's 4ft 7
>>85383691used to play this in browser with friends at school
>>85383672Been tempted a few times but whenever I get the urge to they release an update and it just makes everything worse and I come to my senses and think ah yeah no fucking way lol.Seriously it may be the single most awfully mismanaged site ever and I say that without hyperbole. Some of the decision literally make no sense.>removing the media grid>no voice notes>circles removed>totally broken janky messaging system>moving like and bookmarks into a 'history' tab>dogshit algo>arbitrary shadowbansetc. etc.
>>85383695But DVDlad is holding onto worthless stuff that there's already a million copies of and not one of kind irreplaceable material. It's not like he's saving 35mm prints of films.
>>85383710Not that lad, not attracted to blacks but you sounded much more noncey desu going on about 8 year olds. Was actually quite disturbing.
>>85383695why wouldn't you get bluray instead
>>85383695YouTube is ephemeral (hopefully we realise this by now) but people will ALWAYS save the highest quality source files they can.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6ZRENGCVEThis is the greatest interpretation of The Odyssey, much like the Rugrats' adaptation of The Exodus.By now, it will always be around in some form.
>>85383731Not worthless to me, is it? But you're right I don't claim to be some sort of archivist. The pirates are doing that.
all my favourite fizzy drinks are made or owned by barr
Turns out it wasn't just the one post. WTF is wrong in your head to go on like this about children.
helper cupping Broadbridges bollocks
>>85383760Accusing others loudly to take attention away from himself
>delving into archive = proper rattled
>>85383735Shite deflection lad. I'm not the one wanking to "women" that are 4ft 7
>>85383760Is that spam mong? Not surprised he's a wrongun
>>85383780Yeah if you can't see an adult woman who's short without thinking of sex with kids you're a bit off to say the least. Especially when you post about it 10+ times in a row.
>>85383760Sick beast green texting his kiddy fantasies
Shippster in his Whipster bumming Welp Welper
>if you can't see an adult woman who's short without thinking of sex with kids you're a bit off to say the leastReal talk desu
Me? About to wank over either Eva Nyx or Coco Lovelock and no one can stop me
Wonder how many other images of petite women has on his hard dive. Check them ASAP
Had a dream earlier during my afternoon nap that I inherited 90 grand for some reason.
>>85383757Barr used to make shandy bass, I bet helper was heartbroken when they discontinued it
had a dream i could buy my way into heavenwhen i awoke i spent that on a wizza
Shippy blue balling all day in the back of his lorry then bursting his thick creamy cum ropes all over helpers face and neck
96 grand a year to live in a care home and the care home is forcing the grandmother to sell her London home to pay for it. Also they have banned the daughter from pulling her out of the home to look after her. Imagine working hard all your life and some blood sucking vulture care home company takes it all away when you are on your last legs. Awful. https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/s/wQoDoqCjQ0
Succumbed to a bumsesh.Feel fucking ashamed of myself.
>>85383880>96 grand a year to live in a care home and the care home is forcing the grandmother to sell her London home to pay for it. Also they have banned the daughter from pulling her out of the home to look after her. Imagine working hard all your life and some blood sucking vulture care home company takes it all away when you are on your last legs. Awful.>https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/s/wQoDoqCjQ0kek owned!
>>85383865Kek, just checked and you're not bullshitting. You can even see where he's been travelling to Sunderland for a bum rape and gape session lmao. Must've got really pissed the mongoloid! Good riddance... until he's inevitably back.
>>85383880Jeets own large numbers of Care home companies.
>Must've got really pissed the mongoloid!This bit sends me every time. Bro really thought he was cooking.
>>85383916The Spackers in the care homes aren't patients they are customers. That woman is 68 living in a care home (grim) and she might have another 10 years in her thats almost a million pounds that they will take from the government and that's just off one person. I bet they will try to take the daughter to court to prevent the mother from being taken out of the home.
>>85383934Proof that small things amuse small minds.
ShippyWippy cummies in helpers tummy
shippy making helper take a pregnancy test and punching a wall when its negative
>>85383880Because we have too many old cunts and not enough young people to wipe their ass so care is going to the highest bidder. This is also what is driving the immigration because they want these young blacks are the only ones who'll do these jobs.
WippyShippy injecting Welpers Bottom with a lethal dose of cummies
try increasing your browsers text size whilst zooming out a little, looks nice in my opinion
>>85383934Guarantee the original post was a southern melt. Got souf written all over it.
Finally, a baguette built for a bumsesh x
I'm sure that you're much funnier IRL and you've always got your mates in stitches.
you lads really need to get on prostate massagers, good bits of kit
>>85384144i'd be scared to break something
Spam mong desperate to fit in It sad
it imo NOT rite what the mods did done to ARE boy welper, there is no justice in the world anymore
Moni going to town on helpers hole while Shippingham records it for his collection
>Since did it acceptableESOL out please
>>85384197>Since did it acceptable Try again big man lmao
>>85383880Since when did it become acceptable to post reddit shit here?
>he deleted itLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>85384230OH MY DAAAAAAAAYS what is he like
>>85384222It never has been it's always been frowned upon
>>85384230Well the other guy did tell him to "try again"
>Since did it acceptable
Some very sad samefagging going on tonight :(Night lids x
Shippingham Shippy in Welpers Bottom
Soundspacker posts a lot of reddit content desu
>>85384230Kek, just checked and you're not bullshitting. You can even see where he's had another go lmao. Must've got really pissed the mongoloid! Good riddance... until he's inevitably back
SCREAMING right now lads
Just HOWLED the roof off the house. Just told mum of the epic faux pas someone just made on my secret club website and even she let out a CREASE.
>>85384198i don't think they have anything to talk about or contribute to a conversation that's why they spam and low quality bait and troll
>>85384290kek your mam sounds alright, no wonder you turned out such a great lad
>>85384266It's not the original soundspacker that's why. Just another mong that's hijacked another 'gimmick'.
>>85384299>It's not the original soundspackerProof?
It funny when you proper rattle spam mong gape mong if you attach a pic you know he's speeding over to archive to check it against previous images. Makes me laugh knowing he will double fume at finding nothing. Gay paedo sad bastard.
>>85384315kinda sounds like your life and happiness revolves around spam mong
on one tonight aren't you
The Bumsesh Mafia rules over /britfeel/ with an arse scented fist.
Shippywippy cummies going everywhere
Don't recall asking you to reply to me matey
I Keep smelling a chippy smell but there are no chippies within a mile of me, hope I'm not getting fish man syndrome
>>85384310His posting style has totally changed and so has his interests. I know that's not proof and just my observations, the same as I have no proof you're a banal gobshite, but your posts speak the truth of the matter.
>>85384334Phantom chippy. You could be living on the ancient grounds of a chippy and that's just the smell coming back? Wild but you never know
>>85384334no just a brain tumor
>>85384335So you have no proof its your idle speculation. Lads like yourself just say things like that with no actual proof so don't get pissy when asked for proof. >His posting style has totally changed and so has his interestsMate he first posted here what 5 years ago at this point? You can't talk a bit different and have new interests as time goes on?
>>85384335>>85384352both of you are dafties and take this site too seriously
>>85384352You seem awfully upset that it's been noticed lad scared of losing a dolly you play with online?
2 Toby Carvery's for shippy to visit in Sunderland when he goes up there for a bum rape and a gape session with helperlad
Back from my walk. Listened to Transilvanian Hunger. Forgot how good the riffs are on that album.
>>85384368Now showing me you suffer from paranoia, ie mental illness... sorry I didn't believe your baseless claim with no proof. I don't think it's impossible I just don't see why you believe it. You actually think there's some mad scientist poster lad getting his kicks by lying that he's a German going on a bike ride? For no actual gain, not even interacting with replies? And he doesn't develop this character at all. It's the same spiel over and over. So it's either soundspacker, or it's a mysterious frankenstein understudy. Simplest answer is usually correct mate.
>>85384368You're chatting shite as usual and it's funny
>>85384411>and it's funnyFunny how?
https://youtu.be/3_vFTuRfxiw
>>85384407Shan't be reading all that little lad
>>85384407Going all in defending this soundspacker that isn't you aren't you lad. If I noticed then others might have noticed or they're thinking about it now.
The spacs are bickering again..
big wobblily boobies soft and warm to the touch
When did the fake soundspacker take over schizo lid? If the OG SS stopped posting was there a gap before SS2 picked up the torch? Or did SS2 just somehow happen to start the gimmick JUST as SS1 stopped so it looked like a smooth handover?
>>85382738No, it's slang for meth, at least in the states. Some junkies do crush it up and snort it, for reasons.
It was a moisture problem
>>85384437Sorry I didn't play into your schizo fantasies but having "new interests" 5 years later isn't proof someone has been bodyswapped. If anything a fake would just copy the old interests?
>>85384422Anon explained it well>>85384438
Shippinghamshippyshire taking helpers hole as his concubine
>>85384423American police chases are always good but it really make you appreciate the UK plod in a way because fuck that imagine doing these chases on some shitty windy back streets? At least the americans just have miles upon miles of straight roads.
>>85384407>Now showing me you suffer from paranoia, ie mental illnessI'm mentally ill?>You actually think there's some mad scientist poster lad getting his kicks by lying that he's a German going on a bike ride?You're reading my mind, you know what I'm thinking?>For no actual gain, not even interacting with replies? And he doesn't develop this character at all. It's the same spiel over and over. So it's either soundspacker, or it's a mysterious frankenstein understudy. Simplest answer is usually correct mate.Why are you defending him or the fake so hard lad, why are you this invested?>>85384460Deeply invested in this /britfeel/ poster from Germany, why?
Spaffing inside a ginger woman's moist fire crotch
>>85384485That's all you've got? No proof provided of original claim and no rebuttals of my points except wHy dO yOu cArE tHoUgH. Not worth my time. Cheers.
keep going lad, the next post will skewer him for sure! he'll admit defeat, apologise and skulk away in shame never to return. whilst we'll all respect you, think you're cool and you'll get a gf
He's not defending soundsacker this hard because it him. Honest. He hasn't been pretending to be him for years because he's a gimmick addicted tosser.
Wish I were dead, it's as simple as that
>>85384513>been pretending to be him for yearsClaims require proof mate. You make a claim you prove it. It's not on us to prove you're wrong.
>>85384523>Wish I were dead, it's as simple as thatcheer up
>soundsacker>it himWanna try that one again, big lad?
Another dolly bites the dustAnother dolly bites the dustAnd another dolly gone, and another one goneAnother dolly bites the dusthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Shipster of Shipshire King of the Bumsesh taking helpers hole by force
So basically this mong originally liked soundspacker then he said something he didn't like which caused this retreat into fantasy it's a NEW soundspacker who says BAD things the old one he liked wouldn't say. And I'm the dolly fag? Lol
Footlad wonSoundspacker losthhl lostLollers lost
Why is this lad hurting so bad that the validity of soundspacker is being questioned? What's in it for him?
>>85384550You're the one making the claim with no proof.
>>85384542Oh you're the bantuu karaoke mong taking out the other mongs, right.
still don't know who soundspacer is or what his modus operandi is
>Footlad wonWords nobody has ever said
>>85384549>Footlad wonAs it should be x
footland won
>>85384562>Oh you're the bantuu karaoke mong taking out the other mongs, right.Proof?
Footlad won
>>85384574KEK of course its original
she saw my ig and she said im handsomebut in real life im too ugly
>>85384557Proof he's the German poster?
>>85384572You karaoke posting? It isn't hard to put the pieces together. Here all day, loves posting his special music, need I go on?
Shippywippy up helpers bum
Bantu Karaoke all round!He's giving dicks a lickHis Bantu got a chode.They're known for their hose.Their meats big and it grows.Helper don't know nuffin about vagineOnly bros, forty something willy rubsOr so then he blows.He's in his spine and he's been working on his form.He needs new Pampers nowCos these ones are all torn.He's in the care home from the couch to the floorHe's getting piped, he thrustsAnd busts on all on his poresWoah-oh-ohHe can't keep his batty closed.Woah-oh-ohHe really can't keep his batty closed.With his teeth on his meatGiving head till it stings.What's dark brown and a ring?It's never condoms that he brings.He believes that Bantu meat is off the chartsAnd all that bending over's gonna make him fartWoah-oh-ohHe can't keep his batty closed.Woah-oh-ohHe really can't keep his batty closed.He's gay with Bantus always looking for a bone.He eats them out, he gives them head, he sucks their toesHe's taking rod, they're in his buns, they're gonna blow.Their meat is hard, foreskin is peeled, bumps like a toad.oh aye-aye-ayeHe can't keep his batty closed.Woah-oh-ohHe really can't keep that batty closed.https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y
Pointless being alive in Klaus Schwab's world
>>85384600That's not proof, that's speculation. Speculation based on behaviour of a poster. Very much like the behaviour of soundspacker changed.
>>85384621>That's not proof, that's speculationOk, what is your proof then? Can't be speculation either.
>>85384608Got me in the mood that has oh it has hasn't it
Literally me right now lads x
>>85384615It's Welper's World and you lucky enough to live in it. x
>>85384624You should prove me wrong by proving he's the German lad you're defending so hard for some reason. Go on lad, proof, make a cunt out of me. If you can't, I'll accept your defeat.
Welpers burger nips getting fondled by Shippy
Always wanted a badger as a pet
>>85384598I don't care if he is or not desu. You made the claim he's not. I'll believe it if you have proof. So prove it.
Bought vegemite at the international store. I think I prefer it to marmite.
>>85384637Lol you are now monging out at a complete different lad thinking he's me. Schizo mode activated. It all HIM innit haha x
>>85384654That's right, I still believe it's not the German lad. Why are you so upset at this, what's in it for you?
The old, it's a different poster you're replying to yyy you're schizo. Status: Rattle. Dolly status: Exposed
>>85384662Nothing. Just curious why you'd make such a strange claim. For no reason at all apparently. >your mother was replaced by a robot clone 5 years ago>proof?>...I just know it. I just know. WHY DO YOU CARE ARE YOU THE ROBOT!!
Helpers hole getting sparked by shipsteringham
>>85384637You won't answer the question, why?
Wish we wouldn't use schizo as a negative term. I know a lad with schizophrenia and he's a good guy.
Masturbating used to be one of my escapes, but now I have little to no libido.
>>85384679If this is meant to change my mind you need to try harder.
Why is he fighting to protect this 'German' poster that isn't him?
>>85384675Has it occurred to you if someone was copying a poster they'd just... copy them. Apparently we've got a new frankenspacker who looks the exact same but is actually TOTALLY DIFFERENT in ways you can't share with us. Lol so why wouldn't a copycat just copy his old posts. You are such a thick mong. Inb4>whY dO yOu cAREBecause schizophrenics are funny and you were so confident chatting shit so its funny to expose you have no proof.
>>85384691have u tried a fleshlight lad
>>85384688You know they are on the back foot when they accuse you of being mentally unstable, they have no argument.
>>85384698Literally all you have this isn't it? Why even say anything if you get rattled at other people replying and taking an interest?Really the lowest form of post tbqh>wHyyYy dO yOu cArENone of the shit on this website means anything mate. You could say this about anything.
It's not an accusation, the proof of your illness is contained within your ramblings/samefagging
>>85384703So why are you defending this lad so ardently against a schizophrenic? What's the pay off to you, what are you gaining?
>>85384723You made a claim with no proof, you were exposed and cooked by logic. Too scared to even reply now haha.
>>85384729I ask the same question the other way around to you. There, super witty epic wins out the way. Got an actual response now instead of this boring slop?
>>85384721I'm rattled but it's you getting flustered because I voiced my opinion that it's not the same soundspacker?
>>85384742Ah you've downgraded it to just an "opinion" now lol. Might not even be true, eh, who knows eh? Hahahaha cooked mate. Concession accepted.
I'll say it again. I believe that the soundspacker that posts now is not the same soundspacker, this one is just a poor copy.
I won /britfeel/ in 2018 and again in 2024.
>>85384763Can you show me the post where I said I have proof?
>cooked mateChrist, 40 year old man acting like a teenager.
>>85384769You are entitled to believe that, and we are entitled to ask you for proof. You are entitled to offer none, would really be ideal if you could but you obviously can't.
>>85384778Now backpedalling that there isn't even proof haha I am starting to feel sorry for how cooked you are and continuing to more and more cook yourself with every word just call it a day big man
Shippywippy stroking his willy and making it explode onto welpers forehead
>>85384789Well you can ask, or demand proof like a frustrated child because someone questions your beliefs. It's still not the same soundspacker, not even a good imitation tbf.
>>85384781I am 24 lad.
>>85384800So have you won and it is the original soundspacker?
>>85384807>It's still not the same soundspacker, not even a good imitation tbf.Why what's different? Specifics not "idk just is"
You need to show me the proof that you never said you have, Mong.
>>85384825Why are you getting so aggravated that I'm saying it's not the same bloke?
Bro in that slow cooker broiling and tenderising haha I never said I have proof! Hahaha
Think I'll import some more Criterions. Quite a few I'm wanting, as it goes.
>>85384840Tbh I'm just amused that you have this whole para theory that when asked you say you don't even have proof. Do you not see why thats amusing? It's got nothing to do with the poster. It's you lol.
Some poster who hasn't been the same in years, is now posting the same two or 3 topics, using soundspackerism as a weak connection. I'm just not buying it.
>>85384854What you thinking of getting?
I think its reasonable if you present a 2016 infowars tier body double theory you give some details about why you think so.>i don't NEED proof>I just KNOW>I don't NEED to prove ANYTHINGI agree you don't. It's just a boring conclusion to the conversation. Anyone can just say things..
>>85384858I'm a paranoid skitzo lad. You've won. I'm still saying soundspacker hasn't posted in years. Change my mind or shut up you boring mong.
Been binge-eating like crazy the past week, even more than I usually do as a fatty. I'm starting to get heart palpitations which I didn't before. It's getting worrying.
>Sean get drunk>Sean make threat>Sean get banAgain again againCinematic level of cringeImagine being that mentally challenged
>>85384886I know I won lad. I cooked grilled and sauteed. I hit you with several points of pure logic you completely ignored to retreat into fantasy. It's all good. You are free to your theories.
>>85384814That's actually worse... wasting your best years arguing with your fellow spackers on an incel board.
>>85384903You have you have done all that. It's not the same soundspacker you know.
Phwoar some proper bickering tonightIt 6.75x lush
>>85384877La Ceremonie (1995), Marketa Lazerova (1967), and Le Amiche (1955). I have Andrei Rublev (1966) on the way as well as a bunch of Rivette films (they're not Criterion... don't want to gamble on a UK label not releasing them).A couple of others will have to wait for another time such as Cruel Story of Youth (1960), La Poison (1951), and The Life of Jesus (1977).
Absolutely piss weak imitation of a German lad that posted here years ago and he's fuming he's been spotted pretending to be another poster. CREASING.
Me? I can close this window any time and not give it any thought. You lads are not even slightly riling me up. I am immune to this bickering. Marvellous times.
>>85384918So did you like the old one but you don't like the "new" one? He got "new interests" you don't like therefore it's a different guy? Do you not see how on the surface that looks like some weird psychological cope? Why do you even care that much to make up this theory? Soundspacker aside, if a school mate hated football then 5 years later started playing football is the only conclusion that he's been body swapped illuminati style?
>>85384948Yeah lad all of whatever you just typed.
>>85384943Lad you do know we can just look at the "original" "real" soundspackers posts from 2021 and confirm they're exactly the same as now.
Wippyshippys cock in helpers bleeding hole
Bubbling because pretending to be the German lad has been noticed
>>85384976Boring lid.
>>85384966>Lad you do know we can just look at the "original" "real" soundspackers posts from 2021 and confirm they're exactly the same as now.Go on then, I'll wait.
laffin at my own Inbetweeners sequel fanscript, i must be honest. obviously we can't get the original actors back so it opens with 'Nill' saying>feisty two, you are!and then a middle-aged Inbetweeners fan goes>what? that's not how the story goes...and someone else (also in their 40s) says>shut up, you retard mong gaylordand frankly i think the funniness of that line speaks for itself (if i can get it past the woke censors, that is.)
Ooh he is proper aggy now x
>sss.ss...stop noticing its not the same lad
>>85384993Nah you can do it for us to prove they're different.
>>85385007I never said I would or could. Why are you back peddling?
>I.its a different soundspacker>MY s.s.oundspacker w.wouldnt say mean things about my t.t.trans identity Lol. The sadness of this.
Glad Helper is gone. Glad Bude is gone. Two fewer wrong uns.
>>85384898Someone predicted it would happen yesterday, eery.
He's posting things that were not said to win. Oh dear. This tactic, again.
Anyone in apart from these two cunts arguing the toss and their hangers on?
>>85385014It's a request. You'd think it would be easy to find if it's so obvious. Away to watch my show, feel free to post any proof that comes to mind at any time, fair to say I shouldn't count on it though eh? Haha cheers
>>85385039You'll have no problem using that logic and proving me wrong then, no?
>>85385031The signs were there. We know what to look for. The insults can be refreshed now. It clearly bothers him.
>>85385038Yeah but I'm only lurking
>>85385057End of the day you're his #1 fan and you're an NPC to him
I wonder when it sunk in for him how fucked he is
>Away to watch my showSitting there malding with clenched fists more like
im VER drunk right now
>>85385051I've been quite open lid that I don't know. Could it be the case a new poster takes over a gimmick. Absolutely possible. If you provide proof that happened here I genuinely will believe you.
>>85385087where did the bad mann touch you?
>>85385089what u drinkingg lad
>>85385077Having fun filling out the captchas on your phone lid?
Shipshipster dressing up helpers hole then bumming it vigorously
>>85385038It feels like mummy and daddy are fighting again..
>>85385104>subject change cope
>>85385072Alright lurkerlad.
>>85385087He must have known from the start that they were never going to buy that cock and bull story about him drowning in the bath, he didn't even fill the bath up or put Preston in it to even make it look like he'd been in the bath.
>>85385088Cortisol through the roof. Heart thumping in his chest. Teeth clenched.
>>85385126Sure sean whatever you say mate
Bumming seshers in the house tonightEverybotty's gonna have a good time
>>85385115And both will go to /gif/ for a wank to clear their heads.
He probably goes to /gif/ to watch BNWO clips and then has a rant about forrins and sovereignty. Utterly bankrupt.
>>85385185Is that what he does lad haha you've got your arch enemy all figured out what does he have for dinner lad
Imagine saying you're 24 because you got called out for behaving like a zoomer on 4chan
>>85385197Probably chicken nuggets and beans on a Thomas the Tank engine plate from the nineties.
>>85385208>Probably chicken nuggets and beans on a Thomas the Tank engine plate from the nineties.Lad you've done him. That's it. No recovery from that nuclear doing.
The Paki Shop
>>85385207I mean... people can just be 24 lad. Why is that unbelievable to you? How old are you?
>>85385197Turkey twizzlers, you tedious prick.
Lots of jingoistic posturing tonight.
might write a script that pulls up /britfeel/ posts and renders them as if they were Ricky Gervais' Alley Cats subtitles.you'll all go>zomg thats totes cringe!!!without even realising you are one and the same.
>>85385237It's concerning that you don't see a problem
All day breakfast in a can.
>>85385057What was it that got to him? Was it the men thinking of anal sex with men and posting their thoughts?
Corrr all this aggression on the internet. Here for the histrionics, me.
Helpers bleeding blood ridden hole
>>85385274Doubtful. He is not mentally well and isolation makes it worse. He needs attention and was not going about it in the right way. Hence numbing with booze and the rants that followed let him down.
All day Rustlers burger in a packer.
Also a packet. I will take a mong, please.
>>85385237I do not think the lad is 24. He was acting like a zoomer he won't prove otherwise
i actually don't believe anyone is 24. but it's 'vibes', and i THINK that's what 24 year olds say?so like if you aren't 24, you won't even understand, proving that you're not 24.
>>85385298So what was it that got to him?
>>85385338Being ignored on /int/. He was rambling and was ignored. Came back here like he was a someone and was derided. Cue rant and melty. Then a ban. Tried and tested formula.
>>85385235Want anything from in there?
>>85385355Cornetto, please.
Helper developing scrot rot
>>85385354The meaning of this I meant >The insults can be refreshed now. It clearly bothers him.
Me? I was never 24.
>>85385354>like he was a someone He is the biggest personality in britfeel past and present. Is that not someone?
>>85385385Oh fair one. I meant the insults will be renewed and intensified because he broke the golden rule and fed the trolls. Therefore the trolls know they have an effect and they keep trolling. Like a timer has been reset.
>>85385398He also fucked off months ago because he was enough of a cunt to get doxed. He is not exactly welcome here.
>>85385401Been able to read minds for long?
You know who would be welcomed back?Titlod from Covid era britfeel.
>>85385409If he cared why would he post on /int/? He obviously knows people from here see him on /int/.
>we still don't know where the Teletubbies are buried.
>>85385415Doesn't even make sense either. HHL posts the same drunk nonsense he's always posted for years long before the mentally unwell gapemong started attention seeking. So how does that make sense.
>Sean was a nobody that's why I give him so much attention and posted about him everyday
>>85385415Common sense. There is evidence of him getting affected and lashing out. Put yourself in the mind of a Sean troller - him getting mad is just fuel for the task. No mind reading involved, is there? Just a bit of exercise. Unless that is beyond you. See also The Breakfast Question.
I'm legitimately looking forward to a third Inbetweeners film. People here always say it's not accurate in the show but for me it's very accurate of sixth form teenage life in the late 2000s. We all knew a lad like Jay, and we all all knew a lad like Will or Simon. Obviously it's exaggerated for telly but otherwise it would be boring.
We know you're here sean just put the trip on instead of posting about yourself anonymously x
>>85385409>He is not exactly welcome here.Says who? Most here still like him. He avoids this thread because most of fhe thread is a gay paedo spamming about wanting to shag him. If he was scared of trolls he would leave 4chan altogether not just one thread.
>>85385446I couldn't put my mind into the mind of the troller lad. I cannot read minds like you. What do other lads think, what am I thinking?
>Most here still like himGlazing yourself sean? You know that's untrue xIt doesn't count if you're the one replying to yourself x
>>85385422Because /int/ is higher traffic. Threads are shorter and more rapid fire. And there are no Sean spammer trolls. So he gets to use his pass and post his drivel without being bombarded by spam. The fly in the ointment was him being largely ignored because /int/ are way less character driven. So less attention, less of a feedback loop, less dopamine, he acts up, escalates, crossed the line again, and banned.
>>85385452Sorry it upsets you lad but nobody here likes you and most like Sean. You're desperate to be a personality but you're a boring nonce so your only option is gay spammer. Did you think that would make you a big britfeel legend lol.
>>85385457You liking him does not equate to most.
Sameseaning
>>85385480You think I'm the gay spammerI'm just a evening regular who dislikes seanIs that hard to understand? x
>>85385472He was in the thread last week and nobody objected apart from the gay paedo spammer (you). Have you forgot that day when we had about 3 or 4 threads in 1 day and it was actually fun here again?
>>85385475Lad you post like you're a cinematic director of 4chan, very odd behaviour, worrying
>>85385489Haha because some lad pointed out you're never here at night you're doing a night shift >i can be a night lid. Im proper night guard me night lids assembleHahaha you are so cringe trying to fit in here
>>85385494>nobody objectedYou were talking to yourself like always
Gets defensive. Throws ad hominem attacks. Love to see it.
It appears I've done him.
>>85385507Cope and mald laddy it was 4 threads worth of sean content and sean (You)s while your gay paedo spam was ignored even more than usual. HelperLad IS britfeel and nothing will change that.
>>85385502Literal common sense. No need to be dramatic.
suicidal ideation again. going to go out and walk about gloomily.
>>85385514You were talking to yourself like aways
It's 100% not sean posting it's 100% a random lad defending himFucking hell no one actually believes this shit
>Fucking hell no one actually believes this shitRattled haha
>>85385524shut the fuck up about sean.
>>85385533He can't lad. Sean is unpopular and only sean talks about/to Sean which is why he can't stop talking and thinking about Sean.
TRACE
>>85385533Are you new here? Bless.
>>85385533It's been going on for that many years you just notice these things
>>85385524Why can't you believe that not everyone hates Sean that he's all they think about
>>85385533No, he's a sad 30+ year old virgin
>>85385549From my perspective, Sean is a character who posts his stupid frog memes, and you wont shut up about black men having sex with him.I like him more than you.
Black and white thinking with no nuance is a low IQ marker.
>>85385555yeah, so am I. It's /r9k/. We're all spackers here.
>>85385560black men having sex with himI'm begging you to show me where I've said this
>>85385571Fucking months of posts about "bantus" and "lads from down the mosuqe", while no one responds, and we all try to pretend you aren't here, because we hate you.
Can't get enough of vegemite. Might go by the online handle VegemiteMan4 for the foreseeable future.
The drunken racist 3am meltdowns complement the frog posts, I find.
Ended up getting Six John Cassavetes films from Criterion. Some other lad here said his films were good and they sound interesting.
>>85385560No idea what they expect. Sean is a decent lad, likeable when he's sober, why are we supposed to hate him and side with anonymous trolls who act like subhumans and spam gay shit about "bantus" all day. I understand trolling as a villain but this spammer lad seems to think we're meant to like him.
>>85385567Quads of truth, clearly.Listen to this lad.
>>85385579The irony of Vegemite being a forrin.
>>85385578I've seen the posts but I'm asking specifically for you to show me where I've posted that, you can't because I haven't. You are as bad as the spammer, he thinks everyone is sean and you think everyone is the gay spammer you pathetic mong.
>>85385590There is no siding. Just stop engaging with that drivel, filter it out, and life will be markedly better for you.
no im not just a spammer. I'm actually a cool guy im bantulad. I'm actually cool when you get to know me much cooler than sean. Can I be the new main personality here. I'm the legendary bantulad. You've all seen my work you know I'm a banter legend might as well call me "banterlad" more like waheyyyyy haha! Please hate sean and like me instead please
Might as well prep new thread for later. Any requests?
Might make a new thread out of spite now so the jannies delete the 4th one later on
>>85385608Miss the feel street editions.
>>85385598Who else is this obsessed with this guy?
>>85385608That you don't make a new thread and let these worthless threads die
>>85385619Same lad. They were class.
>>85385624For later. When these obsessive pests have gone to bed.
Might start a rival /britfeel/ on /int/.
>>85385624You know as a dying general that there are obsessive pricks who keep new threads coming, right?
Footlad won You all lost
Why the sage? Odd.
