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Ready Brek edition
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First for fuck /int/ jannies
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>Please sir can I have some more
GRIM how there's millions of people that eat this slop everyday for their breakfast.
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I'm am American yank bastard spying on you
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being forced to work despite being tired af it not right imo 1 bit
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>>85464334
What's the deal with trump importing all that fucked up toxic mystery meat from Argentina and fucking over thousands of American cattle farmers??
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>>85464338
it not right. should be like france where you get 3 hr breakfast break from 8-11 and a 3 hour lunch break from 11-2 and go home at 2:30 :)
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>>85464361
I worked for a french company and they legit had lunch from 11-2
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>>85464361
a long lunch where you can go home would actually be amazing id take a 30-60 minute nap every day i love napping
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Low key wish i was french ngl
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>>85464357
He's a retard man. Globalist to his core but the voters have caught on now so he pretends to care about America. The USA is not doing well.
>>85464366
I'd live in France if I could. Somewhere rural though don't like cities much
>>85464370
They get to drink wine too! I'm not making it up, French companies allow you a glass at meal time. Totally different culture than ours.
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farts are rancid recently
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>>85464338
Doing what? It's a fucking bank holiday, you a hospitality fag?
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>nobody works on a bank holiday
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>>85464459
Deliveroo doxed himself
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>>85464459
Nobody with any self respect. My life doesn't revolve around a job
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I wish someone would redact the Critical drinker
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Off tae bed di brids. See you guys next time I'm banned.
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sean's stretched sphincter
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morning bruvshines
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working might be for you but its definitely NOT for me
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Why do lefties always look and dress as if they haven't washed for 2 weeks?
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>>85464591
Wonder what ruthmong looks and dresses like
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>SEASIDE UPDATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Ku9Tx9G-s
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Why do rightoids always look and dress as if they haven't washed for 2 weeks?
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why wash when you cant get a gf anyway
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might get myself a gun
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got today off and my company gives us tomorrow off too :) 3 day week and that is lush x
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>>85464667
0 day week for me x
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>>85464591
Asmongold is far right and doesn't shower, lives in filth etc
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Shippy is far right and doesn't iron his shirts
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>>85464677
working might not be for you, but it is for me x
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>>85464680
RIghtoids usually stay inside locked away. Lefties venture outside and disturb my visuals
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Why is Shippy far right?
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>>85464699
Probably because of his low IQ
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>>85462210
I will try that, thanks.
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might go for a run soons
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>>85464717
might run off a cliff tbqfh de lid
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Alri guys 6 pints in only
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Cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8WYPOfPogk
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>>85464747
Me? 0 pints. Teetotal since may 2025
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He on a rocket
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>>85464751
Teetotal twat
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life without alcohol is objectively better
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Of course I'm doin alright there me lad
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>>85464765
Facts lad
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Me? Pregab day today.
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Alkie spastic hours
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Life is very short, guys
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>>85464806
Even shorter when you drink alcohol
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>>85464812
Very true. My dad said he used to be 5ft 11 and now he's 5ft 9.
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>>85464812
Hairy shoulders, yikes
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>>85464816
This is the one thing nobody wants. Some women like short guys, some women like fat guys, some women like skinny guys, no women like hairy guys.
It's what has made me who I am. I'm, tall, handsome funny and witty, a fine specimen to look at when clothed.
Nightmare fuel when naked. Full body so maintenance would be a nightmare, plus I have other things going on, so even if completely hairless I still wouldn't be able to smash whenever I wanted.
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>>85464439
alri noncelad
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gf onabout getting me a clone a willy, for when im not around
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>>85464849
>getting me a clone a willy, for when im not around
no she's getting it for you to put up your bum. Otherwise she would have got herself a willy for when you're not around. Or does yer gf have a willy?
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>>85464849
I've seen a video on how they do it. You have to dip your dick in a vat of wax and they make a silicone mould out of your dick and then turn it into a dildo. Enjoy!
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>2 whole days off slavery
>want to do something productive
>going to lie in bed and stare at the ceiling instead

should be 4x LUSH
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>>85464874
Get on the stimulants de lad
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still thinking of drinking. just a 6 pack of those 330ml heinekens. wouldn't do me any harm, would it?
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>>85464894
>wouldn't do me any harm, would it?
Actually it would
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>>85464904
i reckon i could start drinking again if i just stuck to small amounts. those heinekens wouldn't even be that bad, i'd get a nice buzz and that'll be it.
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>>85464908
NTA but, do it faggot, get 24 and smash them all in.
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>>85464908
You won't be able to stop after those heinekens
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>>85464911
not getting 24 that would be ridiculous. i'm being serious and realistic about it. if i just got a small amount i could enjoy it and that would be that
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Not even good enough to join the army with my mental illnesses. If I'm not good enough to die in a ditch what good am I for??
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>>85464915
No you're being addictive personality about it.
I'm the same, I do things that aren't good for me, and try to justify doing them.
Are you ketty?
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i've been sober for over two years lads. i think i've reached a point where i can engage with alcohol and have a healthy relationship with it now
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melty morning me, it lush
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>>85464924
i've taken ketamine but i'm not ketty
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Rearranged my bedroom for the 17th time because I cannot handle change it has to be the same way it was years ago. Zero tolerance on change.
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>>85464921
Do not worry lad. When Russia starts to bomb us you can be great canon fodder.
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Watching a lad slip back into alcoholism in real time. Fascinating.
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>>85464943
If I were you I would encourage it. Let the alcoholism and addiction demons remove weakness from our gene pool.
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Anyone here ever been to an AA meeting or something similar?
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>>85464940
How would the army make me lose 15 stone? Would they preform surgery or would they just plop me in the trenches and have me blown up with a drone?
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>>85464937
Ah ok, sorry.
You know yourself better than we do.
Sorry for being an arse, no excuse, I'm a cunt at times.
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>>85464940
Russia can't even take Ukraine and if they bombed us then NATO would decimate the silly buggers.
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>>85464955
They'd dress you up as an elephant and use you as bait.
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>>85464962
Looking forward to it. I like elephants.
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>>85464955
you lose it pretty quick when you see the NAAFI fare
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okay maybe a 6 pack of heineken would be a bit much. maybe i'll just get like a bottle of cider or something just to have with dinner. very slight amount.
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It'll be Operation Human Shield for the spackers I'm afraid.
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>>85464955
restrict your calorie intake lad
Exercise etc
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Why was Welper in a concentration camp? Bottom middle. Not even doctored.
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you lads ever wonder what its like having friends?
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>>85464979
Second row and seventh from the left is apparently Elie Wiesel, famous Holocaust survivor.
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>>85464984
Wouldn't know. Not had one since 2012
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>10 years ago
>fresh start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpoyeaJGvM4
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>>85465007
Fucking hell you can tell how much damage the alcohol has done to his brain.
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>>85465007
Hes doing well lad,

he went from sitting around drinking on his own waffling feel good bollox all day to... uhh drinking on his own waffling feel good bollox all day..

You have to admit, that is a MASSIVE amount of progress for 10 years
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This documentary about alcoholic wet house in 2002 reminds me too much of Britfeel
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MF5wNsfKo84&t=170s&pp=ygUMVGhlIFdldGhvdXNl
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>>85464979
his family been persecuted by seethers for centuries
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>>85465032
first 1 minute is the best anti drinking advert ive ever seen
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Woman crossed the street last night on my walk when she saw me. Must've seen me as a threat or something. Felt bad, but there was nothing I could really do.
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>>85465032
Aye. Mental retarded characters. Fucking pathetic creatures.
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Crossed the street to avoid this guy who absolutely reeked last night. Could smell him from 30ft away. Felt bad, but there was nothing I could really do.
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>>85465067
It happens before you even realise it. Slipping into addiction.
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>Are you ketty?
>i'm not ketty
>Ah ok, sorry. Sorry for being an arse.
it's like being me is an INSULT ;_;

but aye this anon speaks truth. we all sort of understand what hooks us. 'i COULD have a few beers' is possible for a lot of people but idk. we know ourselves. i'm not worried about porn or weed, i am worried about ket and booze.

>>85464952
went to AA a couple of times and in my experience, the religious aspect was there. the model it follows has that 'recruitment' angle to it. and i'm sure that might be for some people but it wasn't for me.

i went to SMART more times and it was actually decent. even just sat around with real people in the real world having a natter and sharing experiences, i didn't think that would be as useful as it was. lads coming out with stories where you're like, 'oh god, aye, iktf haha.'

those are the big two options, neither have any real pressure, might as well give them a go IMO.
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>>85465047
Yeah.
British and Irish people have a weird relationship with alcohol. So built into the social culture. So many people have alcohol issues in this country. It is like a hidden underlying problem. Britain is hell for an alcoholic because so much socialising revolves around drink.
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>>85465068
Think you're funny, aye? I have a hidden disability. Think it's funny now?
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>>85465083
no..no.. *snickers*
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Call me a fucking puritan but drug and alcohol abuse is just fucking rampant. Yes a lot of people do it to deal with trauma and shit but ffs so much of the discussion around it is just avoiding personal responsibility and avoiding telling people off for the terrible decisions they make.
Like ffs why are you huffing ketamine at uni you mong? Every fucking day. Bladder is now fucked.
>ooooh well maybe if there were more things to do
There are fuckloads to do other than drugs you cunts. You like to get off your face. So many British people do.
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>>85465109
puritan
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no rite what happen zammo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwKIGs0Znxs
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Drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
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>>85465071
Not being an arse to you, just I'm an unpleasant person, and spoke to that anon unpleasantly (IMO) in my other posts.
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>>85465109
>There are fuckloads to do other than drugs you cunts.

Can you provide some examples lad?
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tfw will never fight at the battle of towton
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I'm 25 and still live with my parents. Is it too late for me, lads?
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>>85464952
Sort of, I went to a thing for drugs and alcohol a few years ago, and will be going back as I'm struggling, so going to see what they can offer, but depends on if I can do it.
Also did a thing years ago for heroin, but that was 1 to 1, not a group thing.
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We all fresh starts in life x
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>>85465158
Sports
Martial arts/combat sports
Weight lifting
Gaming
Art/painting/drawing
Learning musical instruments
Listening to music and getting really into it
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>>85465172
Lived with my parents until 23/24. Now at 31 I have a job abroad. It can happen lad. Good luck. Gotta fucking work hard tho.
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>>85465172
Mate there's lads here in their mid 30s who still live with their parents, and in this economy there a million people like you all across the country. Don't worry about it.
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>>85465184
But all that shit is boring as fuck lad, OR could be improved big time with the addition of drugs


>noo anon, put the bag down, lets sit and play some shit vidya for 4 hours instead!
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I Am Not Altogether on Anyone's Side, Because Nobody is Altogether on My Side.
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fucking no non-ascii is so annoying
>noooooo you can't use that apostrophe, you have to use the one that looks basically the same!
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Haven't had a wank in a few days. Reckon the next one is gonna be a good one.
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>>85465243
might start getting into semen retention tbqh, build the strategic semen reserves
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Hoping to change my UC each month from two payments to one payment.
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Well, obviously we have a seether in Feel Street. He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up, trying to seeth them; so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide your husband, because they're seething err'body out here
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Clanker being funny today.
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Women can tell if you've had a wank.
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>>85465262
My mate gets his split into 2. He used to get one payment, but not sure what happened.
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I haven't had a shower in a couple of months, but to be fair to myself I haven't left the house in months either. No reason to have a shower if I'm just sitting in my room all day playing JRPGs.
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>>85465290
do you not feel all like grimy and stuff
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>>85465278
It's annoying as fuck split into two. It would definitely be easier for me to have one payment at the start of every month.
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>>85465295
Not really. I catch a whiff of myself sometimes but it isn't that bad. I think I've gotten used to the smell so my nose doesn't register it most of the time. I don't really 'feel' grimy.
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>>85465304
i last had a shower friday and my pits feel really uncomfortable shall pop in the shower soon methinks
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Fuck me almost 2027 lads. The fucking 20s are going quickly. Soon it will be the 30s. Fuck me. Feels like Covid and George Floyd was recent. Fuck. 2016 US election was 10 years ago.
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PROJECT CHANOLOGY WAS 19 YEARS AGO.
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2014-2024 was the woke era with the peak in 2020 with Covid and George Floyd and everyone going insane.

I do not think we will be able to sensibly reflect and make sense of that era until there is enough distance from it. Some time in the 2030s I imagine.
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Had a dream last night where I was attending a colosseum-like brothel. It had two tiers. Basically you pay an entry fee and every hour they let the lassies roam free in the arena and you catch whoever you want and fuck 'em. The second tier was more expensive where you picked a lass and took them to a private cell. Had the distinct feeling of fucking a black lass in the first tier and her already being full of cum.
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>>85465364
Honestly that would be an interesting idea for a business in a country with legalised prostitution.

Maybe tie the guys hands behind his back and he had to touch a lassie with his erect cock. If he can then he can fuck. They all run away giggling dancing around him.
Nightmare for fat and slow cunts.
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>>85465343
Based, hopefully that means the rest of my time in this hell realm will go by quickly
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>>85465343
My PIP review is next year..
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>>85465349
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQ

they epically pwned those cultists.

starting to think the only thing that works is violent revolution tbqh.
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scientology is basically dying out, theres essentially no new young people joining
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>Zyzz documentary released this month
>on the 15th anniversary of his death

what the FUDGE
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>>85465372
It was a very strange situation. I think I was in sixth form as well and my head teacher caught me and banned me from school. Didn't stop me going back and having a go on a few random lassies.
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>>85465415
CORRRRRRRRRR! Haven't heard that name in a while. You mirin' brah?
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>>85465410
Lies. I just joined last week. Tom Cruise sucked me off behind Greggs.
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Just seen that new Ali G trailer. Painfully unfunny and about 20 years too late. Won't be watching.
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>>85465438
>Didn't stop me going back and having a go on a few random lassies.

how many years later?
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Not had a wank in weeks corr
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>>85465462
shame tbqh. luv me Ali G Indahouse but it's hardly a top-rate kino.

i know people will say 'Americans don't know Ali G' but series 2-3 of Ali G were produced and filmed in the US. surprised he even got away with Borat tbqh.
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Bank Holiday Bumsesh booked and me arse is getting cooked in two hours. It a free country x.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dymoke
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nobody wants him
he just stares at the world
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back on me Farscape programme. on that series 4 now.

>plot threads wrapped up conclusively
>unravelled immediately so they can keep going on adventures

well, okay.
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>>85465636
prefer the 2009 remaster myself
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4 major signs a woman is playing you while you think she's attracted to you. The first sign is:
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>>85465665
1. you think she's attracted to you.
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calling people 'chief'
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>>85465680
good word bossman.
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Love coming from my cock and accidentally spaffing on my own face.
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Lick my big cummy arse oh aye gape that cock head and eat my urethra and fart on my cheeks my lovely batty boy the shites the shites are callllllllllllllling!
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>>85465462
Pure nostalgia shit.

Would be funny if he made it more relevant and modern like Ali Gs nephew who is a proper Roadman all about the ukdrill and shit.
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>>85465658
Deleted it because I got the timestamp wrong. Sorry
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What is your embarrassing guilty pleasure?

For me, it is ABBA.
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>>85465748
What's guilty about that? Mamma Mia is the best song ever written.
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>>85465756
It is a bit gay lad.
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>>85465462
it'll flop and the wokes will be blamed
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>>85465748
>>85465748
>What is your embarrassing guilty pleasure?
https://youtu.be/6bynGPiON8g
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>>85465748
this website.
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Should have made a new character in blackface.
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I have a small penis. Not as small as HHL's but nevertheless I feel pretty bad about it.
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>>85465769
me? i already have my 'is Ali G a dated, racist stereotype?' article penned for Blog #1, and 'woke loonies are TOO OFFENDED by the new Ali G masterpiece!' for Blog #2.
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>>85465756
t.Sandra, 54
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I have a small penis but because I've gotten fatter over the years its become even smaller looking as it gets swallowed by the fat above my penis. Doesn't bother me though
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>>85465782
Bet you still do big cums.
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>>85465785
now this is grifting
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i have an 8 inch penis but i've never had sex
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When's the last time you've trimmed downstairs, lads?
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>>85465785
respect the hustle desu lad
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Spraying aftershave on my nuts, just in-case.
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>>85465800
when the fat is finished with your penis, it'll make a start on your balls, then your legs, before working its way up to your brain.
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>>85465748
Wanking to THAT image of Sean gaping that I have saved in my computer x
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its like having a Ferrari but no petrol
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>>85465822
Yep, you end up with a bloaty head like SeasideMARK.
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My sister is completely obsessed with Reddit, she's a moderator on a couple of fairly big subreddits. I have to pretend that I also browse Reddit when we talk, she has no idea I've been browsing 4chan since like, 2012. I think she would be mortified if she found out.
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>>85465837
Does she get her tits out on any? Wouldn't kind wanking to her. You ever sniff her shit-stained panties, lid? Could get some nice pink eye going.
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Shippy ripping welper a new one
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>>85465848
Read back what you just typed.
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>>85465837
i mean there are websites/people that view Reddit as some sort of pervert/degenerate/whatever scum. or just lolsorandumb (narwhal bacons and that)

at the end of the day it's all just dumb message board fights innit. even /b/ edginess is gone, go check out >>>/b/ RIGHT NOW it's utter shite.
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>>85465852
You read, replied, and pressed submit all within 31 seconds did you samefaglad?
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>>85465856
You have to wait a minute before posting again. Clearly not a samefag connoisseur.
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>>85465868
>You have to wait a minute before posting again
No you don't, why lie?
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>>85465872
You literally do?
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>>85465837
Me? Here since 2009.
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>>85465874
No you don't now please stop lying silly bugger
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>>85465852
What's the issue, lid? Do you sniff her poo poo pants or not?
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>>85465872
>>85465878
What is this then?
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>>85465882
Ah I see the issue, poor fags whom can't afford a pass don't count
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>>85465886
Absolute mong. Imagine paying for 4chan
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Corrrr! Have a whiff of that, little bro!
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Welpers Crapped Nappies
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>>85465895
That looks fucking lush! Got a big boy stiffy now!
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Nearly 20 years on 4chan. Grim.
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>>85465890
No need to be jealous my good fellow, a couple of quid a month is no big deal for me. Perhaps if you cared to pull yourself up by your bootstraps it wouldn't be for you either
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>>85465895
Looks like someone died wearing them.
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>>85465895
Helpers nappy after a good Bantu bumming LOL
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today is a hard day for me, for personal reasons. i want to drink
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>>85465943
watch some animes or play some fun games.
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Get up, come on, get down with the bumsesh
Get up, come on, get down with the bumsesh
Get up, come on, get down with the bumsesh
Open up my arse and let em cum into me
Get up, come on, get down with the bumsesh
You brother, get up, come on, get down with the bumsesh
You fucker, get up, come on, get down with the bumsesh
Bantus are the gift that has been given to me
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My Criterion collection is becoming quite unwieldy de lids.
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>>85465985
how do you afford all the road tax?
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>>85465985
their fault lad. they're giving them out to any old flick these days
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>>85465998
Is that AI de lid? Hook has never been in it as far as I know. Criterion are annoying... too expensive for the UK market but I DO like the design. If they didn't exist we'd get them cheaper from a different boutique but it is what it is!
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>>85466009
do you keep an eye on the actual criterion website? they apparently have decent sales several times a year
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>>85466009
>Is that AI de lid?
probably lad, found it on Google Images. that was just my little joke dohoho.

mind you it'll go the way of Penguin Classics publishing that Morrisey autobiography (NOT a classic).

not sure i understand what their criterions are tbqh.
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Klaus Schwab won, humanity lost. You're now living in his world. How does it feel?
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the most 'important' Kevin Smith film is Clerks and the most enjoyable Kevin Smith is Dogma.

why would you pick Chasing Amy reeee
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>>85466035
That's only in America. I will be looking in to that for big imports but the cost of reshipping and also paying VAT sometimes eats the savings when compared to buying from WOWHD.
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the kino apus say criterions star is waning and arrow 4ks are becoming the new kino
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>Criterion
a bit bourgie if you ask me, more for the aesthetic of being a movie enjoyer than the love of the artform
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>>85466139
Arrow are great but very much release different kinds of films.
>>85466141
They are the only option for certain films, lid, otherwise I wouldn't even buy them. They just increased in price too the cunts. Wild at Heart 4K pre-order is 35 quid. Scandalous when Radiance and Arrow offer new 4K limited editions for 25 quid. It's the Criterion name and Americans worship them like mongs.
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for me it's SF Masterworks
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I mean, is this a cool box set? Yup. But I DID have to move all the discs to a different case because they're a pain in the arse to get out.
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>>85466167
Corrr, used to get those from the library when I was a big reader. Indicator has quite a nice shelf aesthetic.
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look at the size of this fella
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>>85466191
nowt to compare it to. could be 2 ft tall, that horse.
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>>85466191
How big is it's cock?
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>>85466228
meant muscles not really the height
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>>85466191

The ideal woman on /fit/
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>>85466238
could be the musculature of a midget. they have less mass (i'm sorry that's just how it is)
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This DUDE is lusting over a HORSE.
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Of all the genocides in history which one is your favourite?
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>>85466272
The Rape of Nanking is quite a good one. The Japanese really did a number on those Chinese lassies.
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>>85466272
I like the Rwandan Genocide. I hate Tutsi liars.
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Massively gaped batty creases getting impregnated by shippy and his massive spunk cannon
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>>85466278
was it rape in the 'rape' sense?

like that whole 'Rape of the Sabine Women' thing ('rape' means 'to take' or whatever, not just rape rape)
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>>85466272
I like the cheeky ethnic cleansing of the Lhotshampas by the Bhutanese. The Bhutanese make themselves out to be so peaceful and Buddhist (gross national happiness ect) and just quietly ethnically cleansed their country of minorities in the 90s. Incredible.
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>>85466287
They killed and raped the whole lot big man.
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>>85466272
does it have to be humans? not sure what counts as genocide tbqh.
animals, dodos. we wrecked those goofy fuckers.
humans, maybe the Irish potato famine, Holodomor if it has to be more man-made.
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>>85466296
>They killed and raped the whole lot
in that order?
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>>85466300
At best, the Irish potato famine was a passive genocide. We did not cause the potato blight, the British government just did fuck all about it.
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>>85466272
Cambodian genocide hands down. Fucking kill all the nerds and city folk fuckers. I like the idea of an English Khmer Rouge. Combines the ideas of socialism, ra
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I like the idea of an English Khmer Rouge. Combines the ideas of socialism, extreme ethno nationalist racism, Agrarianism, anti-urbanism, anti-intellectualism, anti-upper class. A brutal English Khmer Rouge that wants to bring England back before 1066. Undo 1000 years of Norman Oppression. Create a nation of Anglo-Saxon peasants.
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>>85466329

Not nerds only, anyone who wore glasses.

You're not near sighted there, are you?

I visited that famous tree where they used to swing babies and decapitate them.

This is beside the point, but do you actually know about this, or are you just trying to impress robots with your edgy autism?

Mind of makes me laugh. I like this board. Like an autistic b.
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>u have bad eyes u therefore smart

let's just call Pol Pot what he was:
a VISIONARY RACIST
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>>85466346
I visited S-21 in Phnom Penh lad. I met a survivor there and bought his signed book. He hid under some clothes whilst the Khmer Rouge killed his parents. Saw a lot of skulls and torture. Gf was too upset to go see Cheong Ek killing fields so we did not go which I regret. Did get to see Angkor Wat tho which was cool.

Read a fair amount about it and listened to podcasts. The glasses thing is exaggerated. There are photos of Khmer Rouge leaders with glasses. The illiterate peasants joined because their king told them to join to fight Lon Nol. They got brainwashed by the propaganda and already resented then wealthy educated elite.
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The point was that if you were perceived to be part of an intellectual class you could be targeted. Glasses might be a sign but mostly speaking French and 100% having worked for the government.

I like the Cambodian genocide because I can 100% see the mentality of the 70s Cambodian peasant in the common white English council estate dweller. Racism, anti intellectualism, socialism.
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>>85466191
Having nostalgia for the old internets.
>Amazing Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cCJqya7wc
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>>85466404
You like genocide? You are evils
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Dole check tower blocks no life poor scum oh aye
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>>85466388

Nah, it isn't, you autistic weird fuck. You are pretending to know a thing, only to make shit up? What the fuck are you doing?

Fucking, you went to tuol sleng? Saw the photos?

You a sex tourist or just a autist pretending to know what the ruck you're talking about.

You met a survivor, you fucking retard? ONE? Lmao
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spending a portion of your PIP on a 4chan pass
that's what it was made for x
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>>85466417
I am super evils
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>>85466427
I am an expert in the Cambodian genocide. You are embarrassed by my superior knowledge and getting scared. I can see you crying. You have failed to even point out what you think I am wrong about.
https://www.shadowsofutopia.com/blog/raskhistorians-answer-did-the-khmer-rouge-really-kill-everyone-with-glasses
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just had wagamamas, paid for by the taxpayer. thanks for your hard graft lads x
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England needs a super Cambodian style genocide that will eliminate the poshos and middle class nerds. Only rough working class Anglo Saxon peasants.
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Steak and beans for dinner today. Keeping it simple.
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My favourite genocide is the Circassian genocide. Top quality genocide that.
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All those intimidated by my superior intellect. I pity you. You are pathetic. My mind is beyond your petty comprehension. I watch Rick and Morty.
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>>85466416
>>Amazing Horse
weird how the Weebl lad had some whole DMCA/copyright beef with a band for covering this.

i think his problem was that they sold the MP3 or shirts or something, but that's sort of just normal now tbqh. YouTubers REALLY stretch the whole fair use/fair dealing thing.
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My favourite genocide is the current white replacement in the west
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My favourite genocide is the total femoid genocide. GAS THE CUNTS SEX WAR NOW
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Someone who believes in this white genocide/replacement thing, explain it to me. Do you think all the jews in the world meet up every week or whatever
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>>85466483
>I watch Rick and Morty.
for me it's Duckman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knIroVvPZU4
>comedy SHOULD be offensive and against the grain
corrr i think like this and say things like this.
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>>85466501
I am not concerned about whether it is literally true or not or how it actually happens if it even happens. We Julius Evola states, it does not matter if the Jewish anti-white replacement theory is even true. The myth speaks to a deeper and more profound psychological truth that should be promoted achieve to society that we want.

Thoughts and words and beliefs and perceptions were developed for practical uses therefore beliefs should have practical uses. Whether or not they are true, whatever that really means, is of secondary importance .
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>>85466501
what i don't get is why it has to be an intentional conspiracy. not comparing humans to pests, mind, but it's like if a bunch of rabbits made their way to an island with a high carrot population. nobody's steering the course of what happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZCg9HsDntY
the power is ours x
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Why not join a gardening club lads? Not many lads in those. A fair few roses there I expect.
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I hate others.
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Would have more respect for white supremacists if they just said what they were.
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What historical countries or regions do you think/wish should be countries?

For me
Tibet. Be cool for Tibet to be a country with the Dalai Llama as ruler.
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>>85466554
Ireland should be split into Ulster, Munster, Leinster and Connacht, with Ulster still tied to the UK.

Occitan should be independent.
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>*walks in jd sports and intentionally sets the alarms off*
>doesn't let staff check his bags

Grown men making drama out of everything. You never see women act this way.
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>https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1w3iv3p/son_has_serious_mental_health_issues_three/
>Son doesn't show interest in modern women
>Pump him full of various drugs of various doses and constantly send him to multiple Doctors over a period of YEARS
What is wrong with boomers.
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>>85466485
I don't remember that, desu, mate.
It does seem a bit much to serve a DCMA for something that to me seems trivial. Unless Weebl was selling MP3s and tshirts of Amazing Horse.
Glad no one caught up with me for making a Blu Tack wanky shit demon.
Remember that? hahaha
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>>85466579
I dislike auditors, but how do you intentionally set the alarm off when entering a shop?
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dadberg denying the rwanadan genocide again, keeps calling it 'a pack of tutsi lies'
i don't understand it, he's white and never even been to africa
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>>85466585
Maybe he is asexual and just wants to focus on university. You can't force a man to shag a foid. That would be rape.
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>>85466596
>foid
You're exactly the type of person their son is trying to avoid.
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>>85466593
He walks in clothes shops with these things up his algerian arse.
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Remember that video one man one jar? Griiiim
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>>85466592
>wanky shit demon.
>Remember that?

cor this one was new to me. but that's some kino.

R.I.P. high effort internet silliness.
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>>85466540
Mad to think one chad could impregnate every single non-menopausal foid in that photo within 30 days.
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>>85466592
Gross paedophile cunt freak kys
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some would call it 'cringe' but remember when everyone on the internet was making lightsaber videos?

a more civilised age x
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>>85466625
>R.I.P. high effort internet silliness.
Plus 1.
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>>85466628
see this is why men 'cheating' is a ridculous concept, a man has MORE than enough semen for his foid so its only fair he has side pieces to
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>foid puts her phone down to take a distant shot of herself
>I have to walk past and now am in the shot
>worried I'll be in a tiktok video and the foid will make a misleading video about me
>decide to film her back and say "hey guys this creepy woman thinks its acceptable to film men and make them film uncomfortable" then post the video online
>it goes viral and the foids rep is damaged
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>>85466596
Well his dad is certainly trying.
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>>85466652
and then you wake up in your boxroom and spend 16 hours on 4chan
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>>85466647
It just means there will always be redundant men in society. There are men that have impregnated dozens of women. Women would rather become a single mum knowing they are going to have attractive sprogs with a chad fuckboy.
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>believing anything from a throwaway reddit account
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everybody wants to rule the world
so true x
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>>85466662
Last time I went out I was arrested for harassing women and released with a no further action. Obviously I have to be more careful next time. They even tried turning on my laptop during a PACE search when I was in custody.
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>>85466682
sure big man and they drove you to the middle of nowhere and dumped you with no shoes in heavy snow right? or was that a different time
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Next time I will have to get rid of everything before filming foids in public. They'll have nothing to take then except just one hardened GrapheneOS phone.
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>>85466665
we recently hit a male majority. the bottom-rung of men are more redundant/disposable than ever.

the world is overdue a war.
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>>85466694
That has happened when I gave them attitude. That was before bodyworn videos though so they haven't done that in recent times. Also I wouldn't be a cuck this time. I'd just go knocking on some random home in the countryside shouting and screaming saying I don't know where I am call the police now.
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>>85466698
>9 billion people
>50/50 gender ratio
You cannot prove we aren't living in a simulation. How obvious is this.
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>>85466698
Is this a factor in why many depressed, unemployed women somehow have boyfriends?
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>>85466711
Apparently when lots of men were killed in WW2, more men were born than women. The simulation also gives cancer to randoms for population control.
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what you do is you yell 'LET GO OF ME!' even if the bizzies are nowhere near you.
then some witness somewhere hears you shout that, they'll form their own conclusions. easy compo months down the line.
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>>85466711
what do you mean by this me lad?
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>>85466706
and don't forget the time you arrived in los santos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYgcqV1PCpQ
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>>85466724
This makes sense. Higher test levels in men produce daughters, and those with higher test in society volunteered and died in the war.
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>>85466725
Getting compo is hard. The police just say the arrest was necessary to prevent a victim from danger and suspicion is all they need. So people can lie to the police and they can make a lawful arrest.
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>film foid
>they say you were following them when you weren't
>other men nearby make up shit too to make it seem sexual and worse

fuck normie scum.
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>>85466767
do you have any dreams that aren't being a minor nuisance to random people?
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>tfw she has had a anxiety panic attack again

lasses really don't know how easy life is as a female.
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>>85466802
No all of this happened over the years. Wouldn't just dream about it. It fucking happened and I'm mad every day about being arrested because "they won" by using the process to punish me.
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>tfw you bought a condom in the asda toilets once but someone walked in
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bit windy lads
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>>85466733
Good game that. Have 100% finished it and played it many times since 2004. A shame GTA isn't fun anymore.
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>>85466579
>Walks into your minimum wage workplace
>Intentional causes trouble and films your reaction
>Is literally wasting police and security time
>Is hailed as a hero for some reason
How do these people have tens of thousands of subscribers?
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Charlie bumming lads even though he could've had all those York roses. Imagine being GAY.
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>meeting at the office ends
>team manager visible upset because I talked back to her in front of everyone
>when everyone leaves the meeting room she pushes me to the wall and starts screaming at me
>I get hard as a diamond, but I think she didn't notice
>every time she's at the office I play "Master and servant" or "Venus in furs" on the speakers
I just hope she gets the hint
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>>85466839
Thousands of dossers, police haters, criminals, misogynists and racists love watching auditing videos.
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>peeling plastic film off fruit salad
>it breaks off in pieces instead of coming off in one piece these days

Did they change something? Can't settle until all the film it off otherwise little bits might end up in the fruit.
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*does a kickflip*
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not rite what the evil twolls did to Arday
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>>85466904
i don't even try any more. i just puncture everything with whatever cutlery i have to hand.
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At a gig right now lads.
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>>85466986
photo of you holding your ticket next to a phone (can be someone else's) displaying the time and date, while holding up three fingers with the band clearly visibly on the background.
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>>85467003
I'm in my boxroom.
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Just put the bin out lads, didn't encounter any old men to bully for clout on britfeel unfortunately
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>>85467018
deep down, i think we all knew.



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