Typhoon update edition. Japan is saved.
does it count as the morning if it's 17 mins past midnight
>>85616206I think it has to get to 1 o'clock before you can say in the morning.
>>85616206i don't get it it doesn't change
>>85616194>Japan is saved.ok but this is supposed to be BRITfeel
>>85616234I have a pokemon related item coming from Japan, it's crucial to have these updates. It's a breddy cool card.
>>85616194>>85616234We /japfeel/ now
Like a choc ice x
Dogshit and dire thread theme
>>85616289And you chose to whinge instead of adding something of worth? Berry interdasting.
>>85616248Is it Misty's tears japanese version?
Wonder who it actually is behind the gay porn posts
>>85616330Starting to think it's a bot..
>>85616330I'm sure they aren't indian
>>85616333You've said that already think of something new
>>85616328Nope. Sealedass bandai sticker card. Pidgeotto, to go in the front of muh binder (I think the back of it looks cool).It's coming from near hokkaido, so not near the typhoon, but air travel may be restricted.
Brussels sprouts Wake up wormsBrussels sproutsWake up worms
Absolutely MENTAL kino de lids. Highly recommend it I would. Feeling a bit sleepy now.
Ngubu
>>85616262My cock looks like a mars bar
Came in the gfberg earlier didn't iX
Imagine having lived a normal life with sex and fun activities
Can't imagine something that is so far out of reach for a lad like me.
Yeah that's right, i AM here to save the thread.
>>85616330BN obviously
right eye hurts this morning, shant be going to work
me? couldn't sleep.>>85617715>shant be going to worknice one lad, me neither.>>85616194>picrelsame vibes.
>>85617715hmmm sounds like it could be super AIDS from sucking and fucking too many willies
me? I work for goo-goo-goooogle
>>85617774remember routinely meeting some Google lads in London and they were better than everyone, weren't they? they worked for THE Google.(sounds like Google was playing them all like a fiddle tho. wherever you are on the wagie-NEET spectrum, the megacorps will milk your teats dry.)
>>85617774i actually know a lass who works for google and the benefits/goodies you get there are fucking lush. she can work from home or whereever the fuck she wants in the world and when she had a sprog she took two years off with nearly full pay and job guarantee when she came back
I'm unemployed aren't i
Sitting on me ass lush x
spotify gotten pretty fucking pricey hasn't it? 13 quid a month to listen to music? not happening.
garn work aren't i
>>85617888used to cost that for a single CD lad and Nintendo 64 games were 60 quid and you'd pay 200 pounds just to see a film at the cinema ONCE.(if you ignore Woolies, renting, and buying second-hand)
mind you i always remember some lad at my school played World of Warcraft and i said i didn't understand how, you have to pay every month just to play it.it was something like 15 quid per month which was insane, and he went, 'well you're poor as fuck if you can't afford fifty pence a day.'i was 13, of course i couldn't afford 50p a day wtf Ian
>>85617963200 quid? Is this some sort of jape?
>>85617963>>85617996Is 200 pounds a lot of money for you?
>>85618035>Is 200 pounds a lot yes, fatty.
>>85617912Im sorry mate
More than 1 week since I stopped with the energy dwinks, not bad.
can't be doing with this 'up this early' malarkey tbqhneed to get back to bed for a minimum of 4 hours until the postie descends.
Work is like slavery
>>85618109You attached a cat pic to your post mate
Young lasses are the best for shagging. They are easily impressed and are eager to please. They have no objection to deepthroating or anal.
>>85618134That's facts
>>85618125sorry lad you don't need that in your life
if you were in a band and you did a cover of 'We Will Rock You' by Queen, would you leave the lyric 'kicking your can all over this place' or would you undo the censorship so it uses the four-letter word for bottom?
>>85618164i cant even play an instrument
He a pedo he had sex with a 16 year old food. Prison for life now.
I meant foid lol
>>85618255>>85618252You hungry, pal?
Hungry for fanny
The "inserting it" thread died on /gif/. Sad! One of the best this year imo.
Never even gaped a woman's arse
Got served by the fittest Greggs girlOther wagies seething
>>85618331>the fittest Greggs girl
>>85617912Same here lad, fucking sucks doesn't it?
>had sex with a 16 year old food.
What are some 16 year old foods that are still edible?
I'm up lads. Don't usually wake up till 12pm. Big this
>>85618395raw honey i reckon
I keep downloading more porn without watching it. Anyone recognise dem feels?
>>85618427I just stream it because I'm not a sex pervert
>>85618427Yeah I went through a period in my life where I did that. It's odd, but you get over it, just gotta find other things to occupy your time, I reckon you're probably just bored like I was.
>watches porn>not a sex pervert
>>85618466I don't make the rules lad
>>85618464Boredom probably has something to do with it. It's a distraction from work if anything. I should just read a book instead.
>>85618395Got a 20 year old can of stewed steak in the cupboard. Maybe I'll do an opening video on youtube for some easy views some day.
How come pets get put down to end its suffering but the same doesn't apply to humans?
>>85618511are you in pain anon
>>85618511Yeah there's really no coherent justification for this, and people even agree in extreme circumstances - like imagine an action movie where a guy gets half his body blown away and begs to be put out of his misery, even people against euthanasia would be like 'yeah that's fair enough, put him out of his misery, it's the kind thing to do'. It's purely and totally an emotional thing. They find the idea of a human dying to be unconscionable. But there's no real principled objection to it.
Shout out to mi pal anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWF4YP4Xs7U
Sean should be put down
>>85616262I thought fags were always size queens why is he sucking bbc (big black clitty)
Fed up of this shit.Here anon take some medicine.Oh ta will it make things better?Maybe but also more likely to make you want to an hero.OooooooHow do muscle relaxants make you have suicidal ideation? Take them, but don't just stop or you'll an hero.The fuck?
Just got a windfall of 980 quid. Feels good, lads.
Incels ideating immolation ITT
>>85618600Nearly, but volcel tae fook pal.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1wlrm2a/molested_by_a_tuk_tuk_driver/Based
>>85618588What drug are you referring to by "muscle relaxants"? If it's benzos then yeah those are pretty serious to quit
It's so fucking boring how neutered all the AI image gens/editors are. Like even stuff that is obviously fine can't get past the filters. Snore.
Rare air max trainer
>>85618611Baclofen is what I have been prescribed. All below is a whinge, TL;DR is the first sentence.That is the first one I will tell them to SHOVE UP THEIR FUCKEN ARSE. They all come with similar side effects. They can fuck with serotonin and dopamine. That's happy pills territory. Pain killers now cause constipation, OH TAKE LAXATIVES, yeah but I have incontinence issues. just need a brave soul to walk up behind me and put a shotgun to the back of my head, if you know what I mean.
>>85618624It pretty bad, but you can still make some alright things.
>>85618656Is that Dolph
>>85618642>BaclofenYeah, it's a GABAergic like benzos (even if not quite the same), so you should be aware before taking it that quitting it is very difficult and has to be done gradually.
>>85618659I didn't specify Dolph, I used the following prompt: "Make the standing man considerably younger, exceptionally handsome and muscular, with a strong athletic physique, fair blonde hair in a sharp modern undercut, while retaining his pose and expression."It is remarkable how asking AI to generate tall, extremely attractive and muscular blonde men produces characters that look almost exactly like Dolph though. He's like an archetypal phenotype, the idealised aryan ubermensch.
>>85618656Every racist incel chud's dream
They're going to turn the 1100th anniversary of England into a celebration of corrie and nan. Fucking spare me.
>>85618589Is 980 quid a lot of money for you?
>>85618694Yes, sorry I'm not a multimillionaire like you, lad.
>feel depressed and tired af>hop on the bike for 30-40 minutes >feel happy and alertLiterally magic
>>85618674There's other side effects as well, 1 being can make somebody urinate more. Not good for a person with incontinence.
>>85618693God save the Queen
>>85618711Why not ride an actual bike in actual nature?
>BIG HAPPENIG Burnham paves the way for rejoining EU to be in next Labour manifesto - as he blames 'outside forces' for 'manipulating' Brexit vote
>>85618693Would you rather it celebrate windrush again?
Never liked Russell Brand
>>85618740It's all so fucking tiresome with these people
>>85618750desu lad. brexit was a mistake in hindsight. BLACK and BROWN immigration is WROSE than when we were in EU
>>85618734I live in the middle of a big city. Takes me 30 minutes to reach "nature". Plus I don't have a powermeter. With Zwift I can accurately measure my performance and compare it to my previous rides. It motivates me a lot see how I'm improving over time.
>>85618756are least those poles are gone
>>85618756This is not a result of leaving the EU, it's just that the government decided to open the flood gates anyway, despite the public obviously not wanting that. They could have and arguably would have done so regardless of the referendum result.
It footy break
Watched nefarious yesterday, quite an interesting film. Got to say the guy who played edward is a good actor.Also started watching rebel moon. Corr.
>>85618768Farage himself was talking about how we could have Commonwealth immigration rather than EU immigration during the Brexit campaign.
Me? I'm finkin a sausage roll from the bakery and a meal deal from co-op
When you die, the only people who will remember how much you did for your employer will be your family.
Corr, 1 good thing has just happened thanks to MS. I had some guy from the council come round to take some measurements last week, and he left his tape measure. I rang him and he said it doesn't matter just keep it. I've got a new tape measure BB, woohoo. 16.5 ft, corr.
>>85618811i wonder how many unsung heroes there are out there. like some bloke's just 90>i wrote the loader that made MacOS possible, you know. if i hadn't, the whole project would have failed, Apple probably would have went under.name buried in an old textfile somewhere.
>>85618869not a bad gift from the ol' universe, that.is it a good'un too? i'm still rocking my Wilko Functional and okay, it measures things. but on SOME LEVEL surely the whole point of being flexible metal is you can keep it straight when you need to (like a ruler) or you can have it bent when you need to (like sewing measuring tape or <insert poster here>).Wilko R&D SOMEHOW created a tape measure of the perfect density where it's useless at either ;_;
https://www.reddit.com/r/royalmail/comments/1wn4nva/delivering_a_parcel_and_some_bodily_fluids/not right this, send the bastard back to his own country if he doesn't like it here so much xx
>>85618923It's better than the one I have now, mainly because I don't know where my other one is but I know where my new 1 is.
Anon measuring his 3 inch willard with his gifted tape measure
cor n phwoar wot a treatit's the battle of the suppliers lads: Indians vs Scousers, Easts versus West...who will win??
>>856189587.5 when hard BB.
Paying for Spotify? Don't fink so, mate. I got an advert free Spotify and don't pay a penny.
Sean measuring his 3 inch willard with his gifted tape measure
>>85618984HHL doesn't have MS, I'm not that nigger, kek.
>>85618982how've you wrangled that, kidder?Spotify is one of those things i DO pay for and the program/app is fine enough (just stop loading videos, why do that? grr)had you figured for some mad magician who'd be prefetching lossless FLACs from an Arduino hooked up to an aerial on the roof, before they fall down a series of tubes directly into your earholes.
>>85618986your life contains a lot of suffering, but there's no need for language like that, is there?>kekjust say 'lol', you nigger.
its a hostile world init?
>>85618994A little tinkering with ${xpuiDir}. I'll message you on Discord.
I forgot to say, I have my music on a HDD too, which I can stream via SFTP, but I like Spotify for finding new music and for my binaural beats.
>>85619028paedophile freak kys
IF YOU LIKE PENIS INSIDE YAAND GETTING GAPED WITH SOME PAIN
anyone optimistic about the future and if so why?
>>85618711Big news for blad (or nightmare)
I'm optimistic about my future for reasons of my own. If you're not the same, then you have work to do or just rot, not my problem.
>>85619123why did you dox sean?
>>85619123vague and hostile but ok
Looking for a hard drive to store music files and games and a 5TB hard drive is 150 pound what the fudge! Is this because this of AI bollocks??
>>85619162Lollers uses old USB sticks he bought at the flea market with cash to store his CP videos
>>85619162You a nonce? I bet you're a nonce. You're a nonce, aren't you?
Hitting the THC vape as I'm off out to an appointment in an hour, and don't want to feel like I'll kill some cunt. Reality is scary at times.
>>85619146>vagueIn what way?>>85619146>hostileIn what way?
>>85619172No. I refuse to pay for Spotify and I have a old hard drive full of albums that I torrented back in the day before ISPs clamped down on it
>>85619194Whats complicated about being peado?
My mate Lollers. Oh my days. You ever read Kodomo no Jikan?
Listening to anyone under 20 speak makes me want to fucking gouge my eyes out. They might be saying totally correct, reasonable things and might be genuinely nice people, but it's their manner of speech that grates me to no fucking end. It's always so breathless, like they're trying to snap out a sentence before they expect to be interrupted. All the little micro tics like saying yep over and over even when there's no 'call' in the conversation for them to reply using that term with. It's like they were never taught how to converse.
>>85619220nobody wants to talk to you anyway
Some bo1 zombies today for me
>>85619232Not even referring to talking to me specifically, they could be talking to anybody in a video or whatever, they all have the exact same mind-numbing vocal tics and cadence. It's like the younger generation's version of vocal fry or uptalk.
ladsladsLADShttps://github.com/SpotX-Official/SpotXSPOTIFYWITHOUT THE CRUFT
>>85619220A sign of turning into an old man lad
>P-p-please don't r-rape anyone! Here's a l-l-leaflet explaining it to you. Now, let us pay f-f-for you to l-l-live here, it's our privilege.
Rather have a rapist than a NEET in this country
>>85619241It's possible, but I think there really is an objective decline the the quality of people's ability to communicate reasonably, maturely, from a considered perspective, without becoming breathless gotcha-seekers. You can go watch interviews of people from a long time ago, even young people communicated clearly and steadily and were obviously more aware of their own opinions and better educated more broadly. Today we have just bred generations of retards who can barely form a sentence.
>>85619248NEETs never hurt anybody, rapists destroy lives.
>>85619259NEETs cost this country more than rapists
>>85619262That's a problem of poor economics and an inability to regulate internal behaviours. The imported foreign rapists shouldn't even be here in the first place, so it's an easy win to simply get rid of them all. Then we can focus on things like how to properly control the welfare system.
>>85619268Getting rid of all NEETs is an easy win too
>>85619220>>85619237corrr curious about this, aren't i?i'm a simpleton wot uses lots of filler words and like, overuse of the word 'like' has slipped into my natural discourse because America's psionic field has permeated my brain, but what are more of these <current thing>s, laddington?>trying to snap out a sentence>little micro tics like saying yep over and over>mind-numbing vocal ticsdo you think they're intentionally being a bit theatrical? or is it some unconscious change in the way da yoof speak?
>>85619273And I agree, I don't think we should have welfare, but first things first, lets get the army of rampaging imported foreign rapists out and then we'll deal with the loners sitting in their boxrooms all day claiming bennies. One is way more prominently evil than the other.
>>85619279sadly the cool people they want to emulate all speak like wankers
>>85619213Nope, I never read much manga and still don't. I was more into Western comics. I prefer anime over manga and I keep my reading to intellectual and some fiction. Yotsuba&! is awesome manga if you've no tread it.
>>85619279I think part of it is the media they consume has trained them to communicate in a certain type of way. Short form content in particular, if you watch it, tends to speed the clips up ever so slightly and also slamcut to the next sentence without the natural breathing room you'd get in the original video, all to fit it into whatever time limit the short form content has. They watch thousands of hours of this stuff and it trains them to blurt out sentences super quickly and not wait for natural pauses to allow for back and forth flowing. Just my theory.
>decide to check out TikTok>just an endless stream of attention seeking womenoh my gosh thank you for the like, thank you for the heart, oh my gosh, hello mark, hello cockmeister, thank you for the galaxy, lets try and get 500 likes guys, hi jeff, hi analrod
>>85619290Intellectual? What do you mean by that? Of course I've read it and it's very good! Do you just read philosophy and history and stuff?
>>85619283>I don't think we should have welfareWhy not?
Might buy some kitten formula and go and steal a feral kitten.
Here we go lads, hot off the presses. Used AI to generate angled headshots of Mark and then used GIMP to shop them in and create the composition and effects. The body is a random image of a worker pulled from a royalty free asset page.Thoughts?
>>85619303ntabeing a lazy dosser is NOT a valid reason to leech off the state tbqh
>>85619323What about lads with disabilities?
>>85619303Just don't think it's a very good thing:>other people shouldn't have to pay for your life>incentivises being lazy>doesn't produce any better outcomes>creates a permanent underclass that the government can leverage as a voting bloc>the ratchet invariably turns in one directionNo country has ever thrived because they have a generous welfare state. Now we have a situation where 25% of all government spending is some form of welfare (that's just the overt welfare btw, implied subsidies and other handouts laundered through 'arms-reach' agencies account for about another 10% on top, so around 35% total govt spending just for bennies).
>>85619330I feel sorry for them, but being disabled doesn't mean you have a right to my or anyone else's money. I've got my own problems too.
>>85619343>I've got my own problems too.What kind?
>>85619323are you currently hiring white british heterosexual males with sizable gaps in their employment history?
>>85619330we just don't have the money any moresorryit would be nice, but we can't do it
>>85619366Various things like everyone does, point is it doesn't entitle me to other people's money.
>>85619376>like everyone doesI don't have any
>>85619252>interviews aye we've deteriorated. this is near where i grew up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQyxIH1Px20you can just skip through it, you'll get the gist.obviously there are poshos who were actually taught to speak all prim n proper. it's artificial nonsense, but we always knew that.but what gets me is old footage like this, where you hear the common man speak plainly and clearly. there was no expectation to 'perform' a certain way, like a television presenter or a YouTuber. a 'thick person' now sounds more eloquent just in how they spoke.pop a 20something British lad in front of a camera now and i know EXACTLY the voice they'll put on. you can hear their traitorous undertones, while they're blabbing about their 'truths'. there's more candy than candour in your gobshite, sunshine.
>>85619367me? no im not an employerCheck your local council lid, they are always crying out for groundsmen in the summer
Really need to give this desk a clean
>>85619415they're not though
>>85619415You tell me this the day after summer ended. Kinell lad it's going to be stale bread and water for the next 9 months.
>>85619422>>85619440Plenty of winter work also de lidsHedges, tree work, parks, leaf blowing etc
>>85619401Well alright then, congrats lad
>>85619422>>85619440also ive been saying this for fucking years to anons hereApply for the post office Christmas workThe only way you wont get the job is if you have convictions , literally fill out the forms properly, show up to the induction and pick your shift for the next 3-4 months
>>85619473>>85619454We're getting somewhere de lads. In summer I'll be a groundsman. In winter I'll be a post officer. What can I do in spring and autumn?
>>85619311cor a daring synthesis.i am proactively trying to keep myself in the 'AI is a tool' camp (i mean, we're already in the wider context of creating art on a computer screen).it is decent and i do mean decent but it's like the gripe i have with 'pixel art' games that randomly use vector fonts/lines: you can see the seams on the vintage effect. i don't actually know what it's called, dot matrix printing maybe? two-tone printing? that way comics and flyers used to be printed, if you EMULATE it then my brain will pick up on the discrepancies, so it will.sounds negative, this. but overall i am giving your output a C. which means that i like it and it passes, so don't be going all glass-half-empty on me now /britfeel/.
>>85619311Added to my slideshow of papes
>>85619311>Thoughts?Why?
fuckin... AI
Look what AI did. Aren't I clever, look how talented I am.
>>85619290>I was more into Western comics.why Lollers you absolute selloutmight read that Batman: The Long Halloween i bought last Halloween THIS Halloween corrr
>>85619500Appreciate the honest lad, will take the critique on onbard.>>85619507x>>85619509Just like to make things and post them and see if the lads like them is all.>>85619519>>85619527I used AI to generate the angled headshots of Mark because there aren't really any good high quality images of his head at every angle you could want. Then made a composite of the head shots and other assets and put it together in GIMP with the layering/effects etc.
>>85619484Its literally what i do ladWell, i tell everyone i work the post office in the winter but in reality i just NEET it out until April then back to cutting grassIt may go tits up after this year as new management have driven everyone i knew out of the place and turned into a fucking shit show New contracts>"Just give up 1.5k of paid time off for a massive pay increase of SIXITY THREE PENCE (63p) ">no time and half or double time >no over time>no bonuses Cunts try and pressure you into never taking your one 30 minute break a day Cunts expect you to come in early and stay late for no extra pay Weekend work is now one person who is expected to do the work of 2 people for no extra pay Everything is falling apartThe "boss" is a fucking spasticMy pay slips are fucked up at least 2 times a month, ive been chasing up 12 hours they "forgot" to pay me since august Sorry about that rant there lids
Never worked a day in my life. The idea is frankly horrible and I don't know how others manage it.
AI makes me smart. Simple as.
>>85619580It is horrible, the only reason I do it is because if I didn't I probably wouldn't be getting pussy.
>>85619536I've been planning to read a Dickens book I bought for Christmas for the last 8 or 9 Christmases. This year's going to be the one.
>>85619589I appreciate that era of classical literature as important to the overall canon, but holy christ I just find them so boring to read.
>>85619547so you work in the summer and NEET it in the winter? sounds womfy. do you go on UC as soon as the summer job ends or do you live off savings?
>>85619600That's the problem with it. I like the idea of reading it. But the actual reading is a complete and utter chore.
Dickens? He's dead mate. Move on. Read those gay hockey books instead.
>>85619614Yeah, my problem with it is entirely aesthetic. I recognise that Dickens was an immensely skilled writer, but I just don't like it. Pic related. *snore*
>>85619602pretty much lad yesI did sign on the first few winters but once i had over 6k saved up there was no point signing on as id receive fuck all but still have to jump through the hoops
been blasting a caked on shit stain in the toilet bowl with my piss for a few days now and making good progressI reckon it'll be taken care of by the end of the week
>>85619580Work in itself isn't bad Anon, it's often worth it and somewhat enjoyable.Being employed on the other hand...
>>85619661Lol I love doing that. It's one of the best things about being a man.
Lads I just went on outer r9k out of sheer boredom and they're very weird. I need a hug from my /britfeel/ pals to calm down.
>>85619695There there, lad. Yeah, they're a bunch of weirdos out there. It's womfy in here x
>>85619632Women are so fucking stupid.
>>85619542I suppose it killed some of the time you have an abundance of and made you feel like you were doing something worthwhile
>>85619542>Appreciate the honest lad, will take the critique on onbard.much love, anon.think i've recommended this before, but it's just a nice little /x/-ish project:https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/in my ongoing quest to destroy irony itself, i've encountered many a shitposter waving around their magna carta while professing, 'i-i'm not talented!'no, i don't know what i mean, either. yes, drugs.
>>85619707*makes more money than you ever will simply by existing*
>>85619699Thanks lad. I shan't be going out there on my own again.
>>85619716Great, now I've got to go wank
I haven't been posting here much lads, because tomorrow it will be one year since I'm living with HIV. I did therapy about it and I know I carry half of the responsibility for not wearing a condom or taking prep but on the other hand the guy (a lad called Ponce I met here) knew he had it and didn't take his meds and consciously decided to infect me.I know he knew because when I saw blood I straight away asked him if he had anything, he put his head down and didn't say a single word, I panicked and I asked again and he remained silent.I left his house and I send him a lot of messages on the /britfeel/ Discord and until today not a single answer.Things could be different if I went to the hospital but I didn't. Despite that I still love Ponce
>You must sign up to fight and die for some retarded cause that Britain has no interest in, all so that the government can continue to, um... destroy the very concept of the British nation and demographically replace British people or something. Oh and no, I won't be signing up and nor will my kids, but YOU definitely need to do your duty.>Please vote for the Nigerian woman Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke "Kemi" Badenoch for PM.
>>85619632>>85619707have to say, 'women cannot into purple prose? FAIL!', that's a pretty weird one.i'm not up there with Lollers and you /lit/, /his/ etc. dudes (all two of you). are there not just universal 'knacks' for stuff like this? a passage of text can just BE good, the way a pop song can just be good?
GF had an abortion yesterday (I know, I know) and in the foulest of moods. Can't fucking win lads
>>85619792>are there not just universal 'knacks' for stuff like this? a passage of text can just BE good, the way a pop song can just be good?There are foundational rules which are black and white e.g. the rules of grammar, non-contradiction, spelling etc. Then there are secondary guidelines on how to write effectively e.g. Orwell's distilled rules for writing effectively in 'Politics and the English Language', or other similar writing guides. Then you have a third layer which would be the style of your writing - minimalist, maximalist, verbose, meandering, poetic, concise, stylish, evocative and so on.Each layer becomes looser and more vague as you move up the tiers. Good writing maximises the effect being sought in each tier and renders the text in a way that conforms to the rules in each to the degree that they are set.
>>85619815Are you sure you're the father?
>>85619815it's actually a fetish of mine but I'll never get a girl pregnant
>>85619786wearing your white feather with prideoh aye
>>85619786>>85619853Not going to fight for a flag they've made it a hate crime to wave around.
>>85619695Let me guess you came across r9krinkle?
>>85619871it's called being a man
>>85619871just say you sexually identify as a coward and they'll let you off
>>85619887>>85619908This shaming is so feminine lol. I will happily do all of this to avoid dying in a fucking cold muddy trench being peppered by drones so that the government can continue to destroy my country. Not fighting, get bent x
>>85619786Not in a trillion years is there ever going to be a draft in the UK. Good fucking luck trying to draft millions of young Muslim British born men who have zero allegiance to the country that they are born in.
>>85619931Well that's the point. Homefront and womenfolk protected by the New Brits :)
>>85618362Imagine having her, a 25 year old woman as your girlfriend.
>>85619931Yeah this lol, the armed forces and police have basically given up any pretence of being effective, so they couldn't in a million years drag men to the front. Most soldiers wouldn't even follow the orders to, and can you imagine the police women trying to drag young men off lmao.
>>85619924You could go, get the training, get the weapons then shoot your commanding officer and go AWOL.
>>85619815Should have wrapped it lad
They're not going to be drafting autistic lads but if there was ever a time to consider trooning out, now would be it.
Still can't work out why he packed his fudge.
Scottish lass doing well I see. Wonder if she'll be the top scottish asmrtist one day.
>>85619786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szGxq3pvJPQquite a qt when he was young ngl.
So sick and tired of dealing with Indians at work, lads. We deal with people overseas all the time but holy shit Indians are always the most obnoxious. Izzat really is a thing, they can't accept even minor criticism or pushback on anything and also expect you to bend over backwards for them by default. Such a thoroughly unpleasant people.
>>85619162Sadly yes. Supply and demand lad. It's over for affordable computing and vidya. Horrible AI era now. You'll just have to sign into a cloud computer on a terminal in the future and pay a monthly fee for your storage in the cloud.
>>85619716These women have never done a single day of mundane work in their lives. They have never endured a warehouse without windows. Imagine your purpose in life is to not have fun because you aren't female and pretty. So you must do some shit job.
My cock inside your gaping arsehole
>>85620036Aye, it's fahkin rough. PC gaming became a luxury hobby basically overnight. Fucking sucks. But hey, at least I listened to Citrini and invested in the right suppliers lol.
>>85619323>being a lazy dosser is NOT a valid reason to leech off the state tbqhdisagree tbqh, as long as your British ancestry goes back to at least before world war 1
Ohhh ohhh ohhh ohh ohh ohhhMY NEIGHBOURHOOD
>>85620034They lie constantly too but they're also shit at it.
>>85620000Put him in a cell with this lad and make sure they have a kettle, sugar and some water. Who'd win?
Fill me with cream x
>>85620034How people deal with conflict and losing face is different in different cultures. That thing about not accepting criticism in honour based face saving culture like India is real but the Germans sort of say the same thing about us. It is very normal to be extremely blunt, critical and argumentative in Germany, especially in a workplace context. Really takes some getting used to if you are an Englishman working in Germany.
>>85620045I spent my 20s having fun and doing glamorous, interesting work. If you didn't it's your own fault.
>>85619817good post, this. obviously we don't know each other (anonymous message board, and all that) but hopefully we can politely agree you are on a higher level than me.and then if you'll indulge my gobshite: does it stand to reason that we can solve writing? like it's a puzzle? a disease to be cured, a bridge to be built?and before any of yous waffle on about me not being poncey enough for this don't think i didn't question Mr >>85619817's decision to place a comma outside some apostrophes (title innit, had to be done) and reluctance to use the Oxford comma when it WOULD have been effective (not knocking you >>85619817 i feel like you're a guest here but the rabble gets roused by the slightest thing)
Im going to import 500,000 italians into the country
nice happy box o poplad brought it up this timecor
Downloading unregulated porn will become a financial burden in the future because of computing costs. You will have to use your government-approved, age verification enabled sites to stream boring, studio (no amateur) porn. Old drives and computers will eventually fail and it will be too expensive to buy new ones. The only devices on the market will be AI powered locked down terminals. So unless you're making good money, a "classic" computer or laptop will be a luxury.Normies will not understand why you'd want storage drives because there is a "solution" like buying a cheap AI-powered device that always goes online and keeps all your files "safe from hackers". They will say "just stream your porn" pervert...this isn't the 2010's any more. They will all be brainwashed into believing AI is the solution, cloud computing is the solution and that you no longer need expensive hardware for computing and vidya. "Just stream your games. Can't you afford a monthly fee and a Fire Stick? I couldn't imagine having a big box taking up space in my room these days."The only positive I can see is at least you can beat your porn addiction and start enjoying life in other ways when it's all gone to shit in computers and vidyas. Maybe live off grid with other like-minded individuals. Some people will just kill themselves because that's what the AI bros want for leechers who are no longer necessary for capitalism.Grim times ahead...especially for those at the bottom. Girls will probably be fine because they have pussy but men will be hit hardest. Many will be redundant. Thoughts like this keeps me up at night.
It's not just us lads on our computers that will be affected. Many sites just won't be able to afford the costs of hosting in the future. A lot of sites I've noticed have gone - it's all slop in the search results now. Barely any human content out there. I guess we'll have to go peer-to-peer like the good old days but it may all be too late. Everything requires a locked down phone these days...try finding an app where you don't need a phone number to chat to someone on a computer. Very difficult.
>>85620099and look where that got you. Trying to act like billy big bollocks on 4chan. Unlucky
>>85620099We can't all be born into middle-class, loving families lad. My parents never inspired me, they never took me to interesting places other than the cinema. I have never stepped inside a museum, been to Europe, enjoyed the beauty of this world...they just have no interest in that stuff. A holiday to them is going to somewhere like Disney World. There is nothing better the world has to offer than that. Sad.
>>85620106>does it stand to reason that we can solve writing? like it's a puzzle? a disease to be cured, a bridge to be built?Language is not infinite. For any book of a given page length, font size and character pool there will be a finite number of combinations. The Library of Babel is exactly this: a library containing books of 410 pages long, 40 lines per page and 80 characters per line, leads to a total number of characters per book of 1,312,000. Since the pool of characters in the LoB is 25 the total number of permutations possible is 25^1,312,000 (for context the total number of atoms in the universe is about 10^80). Since it covers all possible permutations there are books about everything that could ever be written. There is a book about your life in the LoB written in the style of Dickens, and another in the style of Mishima, another in the style of McCarthy. There are books about 9/11 written as a comedy in Creole French. There is a book about britfeel written in the cadence of SSM and so on because every single combination of letters exists and within those possible combinations all those books exist.In theory you could screen every single one and identify the one that most perfectly matches your desired output. But the vast, vast, vast, VAST majority of them will be utter gibberish from start to finish, random assortments of punctuation or meaningless text of non-words. It would also take unfathomable amounts of time. (the book A Short Stay in Hell riffs on this idea, its good and short give it a read; a character is trapped in a Library of Babel which is just two shelves facing each other but each spans 7.16^1,297,369 light years in width and height) to be functionally impossible.So you can't brute force your way to a 'perfect' output as such. That's where human agency comes in as a requirement to arrange the characters as best they can. In that sense writing will never be 'solved' and will always rely on geniuses to produce good works.
No December releases for Eureka this year. Shame. January announcements coming on Thursday, however.
>>85620166My parents worked minimum wage for the last 30 years and I fucked about on the continent paying from my own minimum wage job.You don't need all inclusive package holidays on a gucci KLM flight, just go to their country's equivalent of travelodge or a hostel and fly out with Ryanair for 30 quid
>>85620153Everyone needs a hobby>>85620166I wasn't brought up middle class either. My parents didn't have the money to take me places either. I did it myself. You could have too.
I really don't know if the twenty year old laptop will work once the 2038 bug hits. I don't use ext2 filesystem so that won't be an issue. The bios however...not much I can do about that. Maybe roll back time on it, rely on the os time, disable saving rtc time. I have no idea if the Linux kernel will support the instruction sets of early amd64 systems at that point. Even if it still works, one web page will probably be 8GB of RAM to open. It will be completely useless for just one tab open. I really should have upgraded when I had money. Now the AI is destroying my future. All I've ever known is going on a computer every day for decades. There is nothing out there for me. They want me to die.
>>85620179It won't matter lad. Blu-ray players won't be manufactured any more, no more disc drives in consoles...all AI cloud streaming crap coming our way. If I were you I'd stock up on spare players and keep them in a non-humid environment.
>>85620217Terrified AI robots will stop you wanking? Christ
>>85620190Sounds so easy but to me that is a massive task. First I'd need to get a countersigned passport. To you, it may be easy because you know people to ask. Someone like me has no one to ask and I wouldn't want to be a burden and ask people for favours.>>85620198I was unable to. I have no money now, no chance of ever getting anywhere.
>>85620226Bloody Hell me lid. Very doom and gloom. I have two spare players. I know it'll all end eventually. Is what it is. x
>>85620259I've got a PS3 and some Xbox Ones. I've never even bought a 4K Blu-ray despite the consoles having a 4K player. I really hate how those will always be expensive in these streaming times.
>>85620247No offence lad but have you considered you might be a bit of a coward?
I go outside and film people legally. The police still sometimes tell me to delete the videos like it's a crime. Like they will say it in a way that implies I am going to be in trouble otherwise. So many people must easily fall for their bluff tactics. Not me.Once they had five bored police car mongs turn up for me. I get on the radio they must say about something so they all go check it out but that was ridiculous. There really is not a lot for them to do during the night shifts. Because they've pissed me off with arrests and no further actions I will now go film more people every fucking day and night until they get the fucking message...leave me the fuck alone. It is not a crime to film people in public. Jog on muppets. Waste my time, I waste yours (legally). HAHAHA.
>>85619871Anyone who still thinks that this is their country to defend deserves to die anyway when they can't see that half the country is filled with people not even genetically related to them. Football supporter flag waving mong civic nationalism is cucked cringe and ethno nationalism for whites was long dead in the water 80+ years ago.
>>85620301Little fantasy time is it lad? Too scared to catch a flight so you make up stories in your head about filming people?
>>85620290I'm not a coward. I just don't have the energy any more to start my life. It's too late anyway...I don't really find the thought of getting a girlfriend my age that appealing.
>Brother and his girlfriend (not wife) are in couples counselling>The "therapist" is a divorced old womanThis cannot be real life. Holy shit.
>>85620301What MONG
Me? Licking maldon salt off the back of my hand for that savoury kick
>>85620347Do you think all rape counsellors need to have been raped?Do you think history teachers should have lived through everything they're teaching about?You cannot be this stupid, surely. Holy shit.
At this point another day where royal mail hasn't posted something they were meant to, is not a surprise.
>>85620347Sounds like she's experienced in troubled relationships
Miss my twitter bros. Can't get in because it wants to scan my hand or some shit and fuck that.
>>85620367Going to a fat bird to learn healthy eating and exercise routines
>>85620367>>85620376>These anons seriously think someone who's previous relationship(s) collapsed are qualified to give advice.Yeah sure, I'll take driving lessons from a convicted drunk driver please.
>>85620386If the person is overweight, is the knowledge they have useless?
>>85620395going to a poor person to learn how to get rich
>>85620313Did you always have energy issues? Ever seen a doctor about that?
>>85620168you are a smart man. it is my hope that you are young, and that you will do good things.but IMO we might as well do a brute force attack on art anyway. run every possible combination through the system. we might produce good things.output is the point. we will get good stuff. i just want humans to be comfy.
>>85620403You're an idiot, pal.
>>85620310Not him. Anyway one thing I do is sneakily take the photo of someone in public, quickly run it through my AI face scan thing and see if it comes back with anything good (I copied this from DJ Audits). Security and rubbish collecting types at night often have convictions so you see the local news articles of them leaving court (face matched). I bait the ones with results by filming them intentionally to get their attention and keep the news articles open.My youtube audit fans love it when I expose their crimes in front of others who may not be aware. It's often the types that play the moral card with me. Yet the ex-partner beating mongs, the criminals doing deadend jobs cleaning the streets at night, the convicted foreign sex pests are telling me "there are women over there". KEK. Fucking look on their faces when you lead them on and casually mention their criminal past. It's fucking funny when others around them were totally oblivious to it all. They say "show your face" and expect me to take off my balaclava. The police turn up and make out I'm the bad guy. I'm not the fucking criminal loser 50 year old sweeping the streets at night. Hahaha.
>>85620421Does it feel good lad? To retreat into this little fantasy?
