Sandy the Seasider editionPrev>>85631416
>>85635606you've got cancer lad. sorry.
Bumsesh in fifty minutes oh aye.Cleaned out me arsehole enema style, pooey willies might be for you but they're not for me xGarn get my batty suplexed and stuffed x
Quite like a vegetable korma me tbqhwy
Gaped male arse 18+
Oh gape gape gapeGape gape gapeGape your booty.https://youtu.be/xWxLc555sgU
>>85635606Testicular torsion lad
Cool.https://www.aol.com/articles/claude-found-mysterious-crispr-system-185034000.html
>>85635729mate had this and they ended up having to remove the testicle. initially they sent him home from the hospital and then his testicle "swelled to the size of a grapefruit" and he had to go back in and they removed it.
>>85635778Did they accidentally twist instead of untwist
I would love one of my balls to be the size of a grapefruit. Obviously that would be very painful but I'd want it not as a result of an injury but just naturally
>>85635785from what I remember, they actually didn't catch it initially because it happened due to him being hit in the balls from a football during 5 a side. the first doctor basically said a football wouldn't be hard enough to cause it and sent him home. then he almost passed out due to internal bleeding and they had to remove it.
>Danny Tommo has been charged and remanded into custody . Danny will appear before Basingstoke magistrates court In the morningDanny Tommo has been charged and remanded into custody . Danny will appear before Basingstoke magistrates court In the morning>Danny Tommo has been charged and remanded into custody . Danny will appear before Basingstoke magistrates court In the morningDanny Tommo has been charged and remanded into custody . Danny will appear before Basingstoke magistrates court In the morning
>>85635821He was going to get me a gf I'm heartbroken to read this
>>85635821Good. Hope they execute him, to be honest with you.
>>85635821They're going to throw the book at him to make him an example of. Watch him get 10 years in prison and a list of crimes as long as your arm.
>JUST IN: Study reveals people who drink 5+ cups of coffee per day have less body fat, more muscle, & higher testosterone.
Corrr I love tits me
>>85635850That's untrue for me, maybe I'm an outlier...
>>85635850Couldn't be me as I have minimum five biscuits with every wuppa.
>>85635898Titlad is that you pal?
>>85635849He should be encased in that thing they put Han Solo in, in the Star Wars films
>>85636096That was Jabba the Butt's jizz I believe.
Gawp at gapes
Never having sex x
>>85636105That's right yeah. I remember the scene vividly now. Lando Calrissian said "No one has ever been encased in Jabba's jizz before" but then afterwards they're all like "He's alive...and in perfect hibernation"
>>85635849his Israeli lawyers won't allow that
Always having sex x
If I have an ickle bowl of rice krispies now then I'll have to buy more milk in the morning. Life is never easy is it.
>>85636186Not right what did you do to make kitty so sad?
>>85636216Told him there would be no milk in the morning.
>>85636223Milk is bad for kitties. Get him on some formula. STAT! He deserves a soupy belly. Little orange prankster!
Are we still fucked de lids?
Cats deserve (consensual) hugs.
*puts on burka*
Is this all there is? Just slaving in a warehouse, never having a relationship, never enjoying my life. Why would I subject myself to working in a warehouse and never having any fun in my life?
>>85636483are you having fun now anon?
M&S ice cream is fucking rank. A rip off for middle class people.
>>85636492Life would be even worse having to work in a warehouse.
Never having sex ever
Going to watch some british rose asmr bints to get sleepy.
>>85636483Yes. I'm sorry lad but that is your place in life.
>>85636483where your hi-vis lad?
Furnonce
Question Time making me very depressed tonight. Don't know why I bother.
Wonder if she has a challenging life.
>>85636640I challenge her to take my cock between her tits
>>85636653Was about to say the same thing. Corrrrrrr.
Dolly mong nonce
Hi-vis nonce
>>85636629Did Fiona show her wrinkly granny hands again?
>>85636567To be fair to you Ruthmong I can see why you like her. She is very cute.
>>85636572They don't wear hi-vis in all warehouses lad.
>>85636629I've checked out of politics all together now. I'm already depressed enough without the daily dose of blackpills to add to things.
>>85636685Just demonising disabled lads again. One one hand they said there are 6 million unemployed people not looking for work and on the other hand they said there's only 700000 vacancies. Something isn't making sense. How does cutting benefits create 5 million jobs?
Ash Sarkar on Question Time. Grim.
>>85636653>>85636669You lads probably wouldn't live up to her ex boyfriends.
>>85636688She is quite beautiful. She definitely looks less awkward than a few years ago.
>>85636707Lad there isn't actually enough jobs. They don't want to fucking admit it because there isn't actually a solution to it. It's why I would never bother lifting a finger applying for minimum wage jobs...there are already 50+ people for every role better than me.I consider myself mentally disabled anyway. I know lads round my way that just claim UC and PIP because they are fat or have a "bad back". Some have never worked since leaving school and they're well into their thirties.
>>85636828I'm in my 30s and have only worked very briefly, ending in disaster due to my autism. Even dropped out of university and everything because of my autism. People would label me high functioning and honestly it's a fucking insult. I am NOT functioning.
>>85636828You don't know any lads, either round your way or elsewhere.
>>85636706I've mostly checked out. I occasionally catch it on the news but don't regularly keep up. I stopped caring when Cameron came in. Even he seems like a better one than the rest that have followed. Every PM has a right go at us NEETs. They say shit "we don't want to write off people's lives, we must get them on a path into work." I really don't see how shoving me in a warehouse is going to make me care.
>>85636862I do but but my mum tells me about all the loser neighbours round here. We've got a single mum just moved in and she's got like 8 sprogs. Must be claiming thousands of quid every month in bennies. There is definitely some neets near me that have never worked.
Just ate an entire cucumber dipped in hunmous
>>85636852I didn't even go to further education me. I do believe it's mostly a few years of fun but for most people these days they won't really end up in a good career from it (especially if you're introverted).
How do i stop worrying about stuff? Im always worrying about something and the moment its over i replace the worry with a new one
>>85636961Uni is absolute hell when you're an outcast male. Have no idea how I didn't rope in my first year living in halls with all the sex having normies.
>>85636984I don't think I would have been intelligent enough to pass A levels. My brain just doesn't learn much beyond vidyas. I think my dopamine was rekt around my mid-teens. That's where it all started going wrong.
corrr just copped anudda beruviated pooingtoncizationpropa endugnant disshairftae be topogulated
>>85636983ask yourself why ypu care and revaluate what really matters
>>85636881Your mum doesn't tell you anything lad. You've never even seen her as a person
Are wuth enjoys university and has probably made lots of new friends and travelled to different countries. I expect her father could easily fast-track her to getting opportunities wherever she wishes to go. I don't even think having a degree will really matter but it's the experience I guess that counts. You can't ever get that past 30 because you are too old to have any kind of fun life now. It's why many go to university as soon as possible. It's over for the 30+ vampire lads up all night until the sun rises. There is nothing for you to live for any more. You just didn't make it.
>>85637100How would a guy who owns a few pubs fast-track you to opportunities anywhere other than maybe at a brewer?
jesus f ruthmong still bangin' on like he did 5 years ago or wheneverpropa mindbogglin' diss wun
Honestly, university made me realise I actually thrived under the structure of secondary school (despite relentless bullying). University was so relaxed and unstructured and half the times I didn't bother even going to the classes because it was so far away (no chance I would have survived halls or a flat share). Still got good grades because it was a social science and honestly piss easy. Still dropped out because I'm a mong. Had a meltdown during one of the Winter exams because every cunt in the hall was sniffling and it was getting on my nerves. Spent most of my uni life in the library reading.
>>85637129Lmao anything to make him feel better about himself
Even though wops and becky dropped out of uni they still have fun lives at least because they are female and are a protected sex. They at least can maintain holding employment even if it is not the place they want to be right now. Employers prefer women because they will most likely never stand up for their rights (like being underpaid or treated badly). You just never had the opportunity because unfortunately men in this shit country are seen as redundant. It's all about women now. Women must be offered all the opportunities and support in life because they need it the most apparently. Same for young minorities.Men (especially white) can just rot away because there's simply too many extra men in this country now. That's why the government only focuses on women and under 25s. All others are considered write-offs and the government just gives them bennies and PIP, then tries to snatch it off them (because they are having such a lush life being miserable and staying at home all day not working). The government literally turns the middle classes against us, the NEETs because they make out we're having the best time not working. Fucking cruel isn't it? What a horrible time to be born a white (unattractive) man. They want us to rope.
>>85637129Lad he is well known in the hospitality industry. There's lots of opportunities going that aren't necessary at the bottom. He probably had lots of other mates too that can help. Girls like Ruth will never do a hard day's graft ever.
>>85637182you have never done hard days graft either
>>85637182Imagine somehow your Dad knocked on your door tomorrow and told you he's gotten you a top job in the hospitality industry. Maybe you'd be managing a small chain of restaurants. You don't think that would be hard graft? To me it sounds fucking brutal.
You think Ruth will ever endure one day of work in a warehouse like a working class fool? No, it's only cushy coffee shop type jobs for her abroad probably and then some comfy hybrid desk job doing minimal work in an air-conditioned office. These middle class bints are so fucking predictable. They will have all the fun while many men just never have any from the start.
>>85637210ruth actually has worked in a warehouse before. it is well documented on her socials
>>85637210Only a mong would glorify working as a barista or admin office job. These jobs are easy as fuck to get for anyone, its not a woman thing. Cope harder
>>85637187That's because there are no desperate employers nowadays. We left the EU lad. We now have much higher immigration than ever before. Why do you think most of the security guards are foreigners that look like they just got off a dinghy less than a year ago?
>>85637216That's not true at all. She's probably volunteered somewhere for a temporary time and good girl points.>>85637225They're not easy if you aren't a pretty young female or reasonably attractive man. You have to serve customers and the company will not want ugly mong boys doing it. This is getting me depressed and worked up now.
>>85637200I would take it if it meant skipping past the bullshit application and group interview process. Unfortunately nepotism isn't available to a lad like me.
>>85637251she has worked in a warehouse
I've nothing against her really but she tried to fool others she was just a normal girl from a working-class family whilst showing off her Waitrose products and expensive products multiple times. Maybe that was just normal to her but it was a big display of "I have a middle-class family and we go to Waitrose." Imagine the third-worlders in huts or sleeping on flat roofs must feel so disadvantaged watching these asmr bints.>>85637273Fucking lying mong boy.
>>85637216True, that's where she met her old flame Jamal.
The humiliation of filling out a form online before you go to the dentist saying that your on benefits. Soul crushing when I walk in that room they will know that I'm a dole dossing waste of space loser.
And speaking of middle-class...this Turkish nasty bint comes to my country, acting like she's a British bint, pretends she is poor and yet dates a posh British boy...and her father gives her all the money for her studies. She would never have been able to do that all by herself. She is a very good liar...I'll give her that. I hope she enjoys living in my country and taking away yet another opportunity for a British person.
>>85637326just dont go den innitbrush your teeth
>>85637326They ask again when you are on the chair too. They probably do an inferior job when you're on bennies knowing you aren't paying private costs. I think you can pay up the normal NHS rates then claim it back on an HC5 form.Opticians is quite humiliating too as they ask you "do you need to use your glasses for work" and of course they know if you are claiming a eye test voucher. You only get the cheap glasses on the NHS.
>>85637387I feel like I have to go because getting a NHS dentist is fucking hard now a days. Luckily I have one.
>aged 21>need to go to the health assessment centre because I don't have a warehouse wagie job any more and got depressed from doing that and going nowhere in life>it's in the university city outside of my dosser area>I have to get on a train and all the university students my age laughing and chatting together>a chinese lad is with a bunch of white girls and is doing better than me with my own race>I have to walk past all the university are in old town to get to the grotty little 1970s looking assessment centre just on the outskirts>a female assessment officer asks me some questions and I claim back my travel costs from the reception desk (receptionist is also a female) then go back home feeling worse than I came in>mum had given me extra money and told me to get myself a mcd or kfc up there but I'm too depressed to do that now>get back home mentally exhausted and leave the money on the side, then go to bed ignoring mum's "how did it go?" talk>wake up at 1 am>mum left dinner in microwave>I heat it up but it doesn't taste good microwaved>I stare at the kitchen wall for an hour or two thinking about life and let the cat in>never come up with a solution to sort life out no matter how often I think
>another time...mid twenties maybe>on my way back from the dentist, only went because been putting up with extreme tooth pain for months>walk past a cute couple on lunch break holding hands my age talking about their day at work and plans for the weekend out together>I'm just some scruffy looking dosser in my trackies because I'm too depressed to put any effort into my appearance, buy big boy clothes and don't really have a chance of finding work>they probably made a comment about me like "wow he seems like a sad man, probably on his way back from the bennies centre just up the road">get my tooth taken out because I'm a dosser and they won't cap it on NHS plus it's pretty bad anyway, easiest just to rip it out>go home numbed up and get in bed (don't even change out of my clothes) because depressed and suifuel levels through the roof>sleep and wake up at 1 am with a bit of blood on pillow>not allowed to spit so just let drool out my mouth by gravity>look in mirror and now look worse and have yet another tooth out
>don't have car>even if I somehow got a gf she would talk to her mum about me very soon into the relationship>her mum would probably say "so what car does he have?">she says "oh I don't think he has one.">then her mum says "what!? so you're going to go on the bus everywhere together!?">the potential gf then rethinks about the relationship and calls it off then finds a lad with a motor who can drive her placesThis is one reason of many on why I could never even put myself on an online dating app. Women expect the man to have it all prepared for them. They don't even need to have a car or their own place and can find a date easy. Not the man though.
>download grindr on and off over the years (not any more...I don't have a phone now)>realise how easy is to get laid just by posting your torso as a display pic (skinny, not hairy)>I get dick pics sent to me but none of this turns me on because I'm a straight lad>it's all older men anyway>I message a few of them and all they want is unprotected sex>I tell them I don't want that and want a gf really>they block me or ghost me because I won't let them pick me up for sex>uninstall the app and get sad I'll never have a gf>if I did this on a straight app no girl would offer to pick me up for sex or a relationship
>>85637519And how are you doing now anon?
Me outlook on life is positive
Woke up for a drink (cordial) and spliff, due to falling asleep at 20:30 as I was drunk. Nearly fell over in the kitchen and in my front room last night. Fun but also not fun.
Locking in alstromeria as my favourite flower, final answer. I've bought myself 3 bunches this year (from lidl, not a fancy bouquet) to cheer myself up.
>>85637630grindr is for blokes, if you want a girl youll have to use a different app
just woke up, work in 60, knackered af after a terrible night's sleep, feel pure shit, it friday x
Appointmentshire cumming up later, is it notPhwoarrrX
>>85638306Final push then you get to relax (hopefully).Any reason for the terrible sleep?
>>85638325had a couple of jars yesterday, which does a number on my sleep quality plus sprogberg woke up at 2 am and proclaimed he doesnt want to sleep anymore, took half an hour of convincing to get him back to bed
>>85638359>had a couple of jars yesterdayIKTF.I don't know the sprogberg feel, but heard they do things like that.Any chance of treating yourself to an early night tonight?
>>85638019What's the point in flowers? Do we need em
>>85638455>What's the point in flowers?Bloody look good dun't they.
Off back to bed for a few hours, methinks.
>>85638400nappo bappo on the cards when i get back from work
mental how big china is when you really think about it
Incredibly hungry but sadly there is no food. Will have to venture out once the shops open.
What's the point in NEETs. Do we need them?
Nice to see seanmong has stopped spamming gay porn for a bit x
Gonna get off to the butchers in for when it opens at 8, miss the rush hopefully
I want to sniff a fanny
>>85638780Freshest cuts for you my leeeed
>>85638803If fresh cuts are the best why does dry aging exist?
Quick petrol station sandwich in the car before work. This is the reality for thousands of wagies.
Might go Widemouth Bay this morning.
>>85638625Corrr look at them hangers
>>85638848What for? x
>>85638843I bet she knows her way around a girthy cock.
>>85638865Breakfast and to watch the world go by. I am sure Budey was a gimmick so no point in looking for him (?).
The last person who went looking for the beast of bude never returned. I always wonder if bude actually got him...
>>85636640Looks like a bargain bin Lena Paul
>>85638871You wouldn't come back anyway
Ended up not having sex again last night, not that I thought we would really
>>85638954Holy larp x
>>85638955Why would I larp about not getting pussy?
lots of browns where i live, not ideal
I look in the mirror and see an ugly man. If my cheekbones were slightly higher, if my brow ridge slightly sharper, my chin slightly squarer, I would be good looking. A few millimetres of bone and muscle and fat all predetermined genetically at birth have condemned me to a life of misery.
>>85638961Because you're a Chad, mate
SSM just upload time to not watch
>>85638969Looks are life if you don't have looks you don't have a life. Sad how it is.
>>85638973Thanks for letting me know lad, was about to watch but will avoid it now x
>>85638981No problem mate, have a good day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6X-DQr2p5k>I don't mind taking time baby I'm down to do the little thingsImagine having a woman so in love with and committed to you that she would do the 'little things' for you like making breakfast, packing bags for you, running your bath, writing you little love notes, ironing your shirts etc. Fuck me my woman won't even hold up her end of the marital duties.
>>85638696next week, Jellyfish.
>>85638780gigot chops please, Billhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwlP47oveZw
gm, e.had a pure sleepo beepo (>>85638526) didn't i? needed to teleport ahead a good 14 hours.dreamt that down from my childhood home was a 'library' which was actually just a small room with a few shelves of cassettes and SOME books. but it had been founded as part of a scheme in the 1970s where people could go in and learn to sit. they still ran the classes, proper strict madam of a teacher where they'd get all the chairs out and over 2-3 hours you'd sit in a hard chair to learn posture (and just for the privileges of sitting) or something.gave it a go, it was fine. preferred the books though.
>>85638954sorry to hear that, lid. are you tied to the relationship because of sprogs?
nobody here actually has sprogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXGyAd5g3xY>Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Over the Rainbow
>>85639037back in the day smirnoff and more recnetly zimmy showed they did
>Obesity is draining 20bn from Britain's economy as weight-related illness leaves people too sick to work, research has found.>The 19.6bn economic toll comes on top of 14.2bn in healthcare costs, taking the total annual burden of excess weight to 33.8bn across the UK.>Two in three adults in Britain are overweight or obese.>Britain's 19.6bn economic burden was equivalent to 19.4bn in Germany despite its smaller population.>Obesity costs the economy more than housing>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/25/obesity-costs-britain-economy-20bn-drug-nhs-weight-loss-ill/fucking hate fatties me
>>85639059If you're overweight and on bennies you should be told that you must start taking weight loss drugs or you get cut off. Simple as. You cannot simultaneously be entitled to other people's money and be exempt from any duties to reduce the amount you use or inhibit your ability to find work for yourself.
>>85638526Enjoy the nap, and hope work isn't too bad.>>85639026Morning laddie.I remembered a dream, weird.I was in a taxi fleeing something/somewhere (most of my dreams involve conflict) but got out of the taxi near a caravan park and started walking, but saw a couple in some woods, but they were only walking a dog (thought phew in my dream). Then I was watching a rugby game, and then one of the players grabbed me when the match finished, but they started to play another game, but I went and sat on some grass and watched them. And then woke up. Rare to remember, and it's fading now.
want the onus to be on the supply end of the shite food equation, tbqh.i have been a skeleton and i have been a blob, both while properly skint. i'd argue the latter was healthier overall because i wasn't staggering around like i was drunk etc.wah wah woe is me but i think there's a middle-ground where it's not>let's price everyone out of biccies and McDonald'sthey're already doing that, people buy them anyway, they just get more skint.even the 'fresh' food you sometimes get at actual Foodbanks is like rotting carrots and sprouting potatoes and stuff. yeah you can use them, but it's not great.don't we technically have a SURPLUS of food? get price controls in there. trve laissez faire capitalism doesn't (always) work. say they came up with some ULTRA ultra processing method or new filler where you can make tins of stewed steak 2.5% meat instead of 5% meat. the old, classic tins of stewed steak won't become cheaper, they'll stay the same, or grow more expensive as the 'luxury' version.shrinkflation is similar, we've all seen it, we haven't felt the benefits, people just have less money if they want the same things (in real terms)
>>85638747Since you're so adamant to frame sean for this I think I'll start doing it. Sure you can say I'm sean but do I give a fuck about dickheads like you? No I don't.
>>85639086just go for a run
>>85637630Have fallen for the same vice, it's great for attention farming.
>wants a gf>installs an app for gays
Forcing my unwashed cock down Ruth's gullet
Having nothing worth talking about and being a dull minded spastic
I have lots to talk about just not with you
>>85639164why? my body DOES have aches and pains, but tbqh that was always going to happen. i'd quite like to die at 40 or perhaps 50.i don't want to be seen (modern gyms = you will be filmed for TikTok, too). i don't want to become more attractive. for five minutes of every other day i carry some heavy parcel upstairs, that's the only time i'd (acutely) benefit from being more fit.but i do overall agree the British populace should be slimmer. i just think it's like any similar situation:>introduce opium to a country>people start smoking opium>'lol at all these low-willpower weaklings, who smoke opium. the agency is on them!'well, what was going to happen? NOT that?
doing atm with ruth
>>85639262Anal thrust motions?
>>85639262Arial tweaking method because your tv has lost its signal?
I watched 2 of my favourite x-files episodes last night, Je Souhaite and X-COPS
>>85639262Angry town meeting because the council is putting rapefugees in a disused army barracks near her house?
can i skip ahead to the musical episode of Buffy, or do i have to watch all the boring college years episodes first?
*enters his or her PIN number into the ATM machine*
this country is shit desu
some electrician bloke texted me last night asking if he can come over today to do the flat's electricity test.didn't agree though, did i? he has NO implied right of access, and that's not even 24 hours' notice.will have to be careful listening out for the postie. don't need Steven Sparky showing up in his stead.
>>85639290Still in the top 10 worldwide desu
desu all of Season 7 is great
>>85636640Her OF chapter will come in due course. The bra reveal is the thin end of the wedge.
I am new to this whole rose asmr thing. What is a good video to start with? Preferably one I can stroke to and talk dirty to. Cheers.
>>85639163that's ok, hope you're day gets a bit less seethy x
>>85639298top 10 for shit countries?
>>85638932Well observed. I wonder if she will follow suit and adapt to taking multiple penises concurrently.
>>85639290Why haven't you left then? Let me guess, you can't get bennies if you leave the UK
uh oh, i'm going to get monged for that :( x
>>85639290True>>85639298Less true, I'd even argue not true, but fuck me it's shocking that this shithole is even a contender for a top 10 country overall, says a lot about the quality of civilisation generally.
>>85638951Yeah. True. Makes you think, doesn't it?
Waaaaa waaaaaaaa sobbing neet incel hours
if you cant hack it in the uk you couldnt hack it in 99% of the countries
>>85639314NTA but this does not invalidate the claim. You can be a loser and correctly identify that the country you live in and parasite off is still overall very shit.
Me? I live in one of the whitest counties.
>>85639315i hope your mum gets raped to death by niggers whilst dying of cancer you fat small cock having retard.
Me? I live in an area with lots of browns.
>WAAA BUT I CANT GET A PASAPORT WAAH OTHERWISE I WOULD FOR SHURE DEFO LEAVE WAAAThe actual state of that
>>85639322Being a loser invalidates the claim. Your opinion is as worthy as your status.
>>85639314nobody wants English immigrants. Also I was raised to have mental illness in this diseased society and you expect me to find work and success in another country? If I was bulgarian I could have some pride in the country but this shithole is a fucking joke.
>>85639324And a good morning to you, professor.
>>85639334Not true at all. The biggest loser in all of history could say 2+2=4 and they'd be correct. The claim is independent of the person making it.
>>85639336Tired trope is tired. And yet you continue to trot it out to make yourself feel better/worse.
>>85639342You're comparing/conflating subjectivity and objectivity.
>>85639343>deploys ad hominems >gives up any sort of attempt at an argument>realises I actually genuinely hate this countryit's a shithole mate. just go outside and look around
>You're comparing/conflating subjectivity and objectivity.you just gonna sit and take that, >>85639342?
>>85639347I'm literally outside. Your world view is limited.
>>85639344are you implying there aren't objective metrics to say a country is shit? idk even know what that means and it you sound like a handicapped retard.
>>85639351just because you're a privileged normie doesn't make the country good. Even in totalitarian countries they have a privileged class.
>>85639347I don't think you know what that means. What precisely does moaning about your world view do? Is there any tangible difference to your trajectory after you've just ranted about stuff? Or are you just being here for the hell of it?
>>85639352>idk even know what that means and it you sound like a handicapped retard.This is delicious.
feeling retro. might stick on the choon 'Mr. Brightside' by The Killers for its 23rd birthday.
I think everybody should just calm down, nip to lidl and buy some alstroemerias. it's the only sensible thing to do.
>>85639356You've marked me as a normie on what grounds? Because I dared to comment on you trotting out tired tropes? If that makes you feel better, crack on. I mean, you're wrong, but clearly you know best and you're not worth my energy in convincing. Open goal - knock yourself out.
Now he's wrong AND seething.
I don't have to give any kind of response to that, everyone knows I'm right and him seething about how it's illegitimate to make a claim because of some totally unrelated personal factor is ridiculous and everyone sees it. He's doing himself, all I have to do is sit back and watch.
State of it, trying to get BBC more online, and charge us for it.They can fuck right off.https://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2026/09/government-considers-11-monthly-uk-broadband-fee-to-fund-bbc-tv.html
>>85639360>I don't think you know what that meansreally?are you this anon? >>85639334you call me a loser and say status is important or something.i just think it's funny anyone would defend their home country. really goes to show how much of a retarded people we've become. a normal person just says "yeah, total shit hole" and moves on but you had to go acting like a fucking retard. how about you get hit by a fucking car?>>85639370tired out trope of calling of calling the country shit because i recognize it's a total shithole? what are you on about normie?
And if my parents are cryingGonna dig a big fuck off tunnel I amRight to yer fucken winda
>>85639383The entitled pomposity is hilarious.
>>85639385Funny that. The only BBC content I enjoy watching is already online.
>>85639383You know you're right. I know you're right. Please stop replying to his bad faith questions. Now and in future.
>>85639386>a normal person just says "yeah, total shit hole" and moves onYour view of what constitutes a normal person is miles off. I think we've found the problem.
>>85639412but he so mad thohe close to a great victory
>>85639414by normal person i mean someone with an iq of >110. Of course your average retard is going to defend this shithole. That's what he has been taught and he has never questioned it.
post arrived last time at about 11:45 who's to say it won't do the same?that is, if it arrives at all.(no choice but to be awake. stuff needs sorting sharpish.)
>>85639405I suspect you aren't talking about Iplayer.
Turkish incel posting engagement bait and you're all falling for it
>>85639429Me? Day 5 of not getting the thing I expected to get 5 days ago. Might come today as I ordered some vape stuff on 24hr guaranteed delivery, so hoping the lazy cunts put my other thing with that. I doubt they will.
all my posts are engagement bait.what can i say? i'm on a discussion site to discuss things.also to generally yell into the void. so maybe i'm wrong. not robbing you of your engagency
>>85639385>considersOperative word. Won't happen. Calm down.
>>85639445>engagencyYou clever cunt. Can I suck you off and cup your balls, please?
>>85639446Keep calmAnd keepPAYING THE FEE
The only BBC I enjoy is in my arse.
>>85639452>Can I suck you off and cup your balls, please?of course you can't
>>85639386Evidently not that anon (see picrel). You were throwing around 'ad hominen', and you were wrong - hence "I don't think you know what that means".
>>85639456Sin biscuits with a pigeon is ILLEGAL!
>>85639453I haven't paid since 2012 when I moved into a house with no TV. Just so you know.
>>85639456Oh lawd I was so close.
Can you fuckwits PLEASE use a trip so I can filter out your FUCKING whining.
>>85639440They're goading each other. Both Turks or what?
>>85639477Filter this, big man.*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>85639480CONSIDER YOURSELF FILTERED BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLAAAAAD
if my aerial is loosely connected to the telly because i bought three different connectors and neither were the right ones, and i have to reposition/rescan all the channels any time i feel like watching telly (once or twice a year), do i still have to pay my licence fee?if the licensing goons so much as touch my TV, the pins will break contact and i won't be receiving live telly signals, at all.
SNIFF THIS ONE LADSBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAW FUCKIN ELL
>>85639486>watching telly (once or twice a year), do i still have to pay my licence fee?legally yes, realistically they can't tell and won't check beyond a letter now and again, and they can go in the bin. telling them you don't need a licence once a year usually (not always) keeps them off your back, and they're not gonna find you if you're sensible about it all.
I am fully on board with incel blackpill ideology
>>85639489>BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTRUST ME DIS ONE'S A STINKAH
Just ate an absurd amount of food, now ill af x
Refuse to believe there are mongs watching freeview in the year 2026.
>>85639507A gallon of soup?
>>85639502yes lad love to see it
>>85639505EAR ME NOW RUDEBOI*ERA ERA ERA ERA*>BRAAAAAAAAAPWE BLAZIN TONITE ME BWAIS
TV is for boomers, alphabet people retards and adults who drink squash.
Jamaican fartlads weren't on my bingo card for today's /britfeel/ experience but it's a pleasant change from the usual dross. Despite the stench.
>>85639517ABSOLUTELY T FOR TREMENDOUSWHEEL UP AND COME AGAINMY SEEEELEKTAH-AH-AH
just don't have the reflexes for games any more.there was always a bunch of instakill nonsense in these Jedi Knight games, it's not one of those NEWER games where you heal by staying still for a bit (until later on).but it's 30 seconds into the first level and these Stormtroopers are being proper bullies.>haha Stormtroopers always miss, don't they?NO ;__;
>>85639519>adults who drink squashAlex Gordon Jahans?
>>85639522MANDEM INNA AREA SALUTE
>>85639511Green thai curry
MIGHT BUY DE FORCHAN PASS FUH DE GYALDEM RIDDIMBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Bush fanny
>>85639528I had to look that name up. I am not Alex Gordon Jahans. Adults who drink squash are odd.
big up to the /britfeel/ missive! shall be 'dropping' my 'hot' new single later, "Stimmin' for the Women". pizza love to you all x
>>85639527im a fucking god at cs2 lad but im just bored now ive mastered it, almost 30. dont even see the point of farming for the egg. might do that now desu actually. Maybe u just suck?
I had 10 de-pastried sausage rolls and a 6 pack of reduced Mr Kipling for my breakfasterino. A litre of pre workout to wash it down. I will be dead by 40.
>11:03>no postie>no post>no guarantee there'll even be postie post todayI HATE WAKING
>>85639542LOCAL RAPS FOR LOCAL PEOPLEBUMBLECLOT
>>85639542very fuckable mouth on that lad corrr
>>85639550What did you reduce the Mr kipling to, just the cherry?
I need to put on a name and trip to be as unfunny as I am when anon
My least favourite gimmick is the lad who pretends to be in a sexless marriage. If you're going to larp why not at least make it interesting or funny or cool, but no, he picks the saddest shit possible to come online and lie about.
>>85639552BIG MAN LOSING HIS MIND OVER DM26 WORKFLOWSCOUNTRY = FINISHEDREES MOGG SO NICE
>>85639547>Maybe u just suck?aye it's this. just something i need to come to terms with, like cancer or the decline of /britfeel/.
My least favourite gimmick is pretending everything is a gimmick.
Grown man playing video games at 11 in the morning. Wonders why he's a failure in life.
My least favourite gimmick is framing everything as a gimmick.
when everything is a gimmick.......
>>85639561Actually that were quite funneh. Cheers lad needed that laugheringtonberg.Fun fact: the cherry on the top is the only part of a Bakewell tart that factories cannot reliably get the right way up so they (well Kipling at least) uses real people to put the cherry on.Source: did work experience at one of the Kipling bakeries
>>85639567I wish he'd go to /b/ and post her nudes or whatever so we can at least get some value from his presence.
>>85639567What makes you think he's larping? I know guys who are married and a good number of them say the same thing, that the sex just drops off a cliff in terms of frequency/effort/intensity. Sounds fucking grim ngl.
>>85639578>Wonders why he's a failure in life.i don't wonder this.
>>85639578and he will continue to opine on the state of the country to as to make himself feel justified in his pursuitpa-thet-ick
Me? Playing games because I'm unemployed and I don't like daytime telly
>>85639594I mean the mere presence of him / you / me / us on this board is the biggest red fucking flag herePS: hope you're well lad, not calling you a cunt etc.
>>85639296of course you will stand in the way of a guy trying to do his job, the big man you are.
Me? Vidya dossing because I'm not capable of finding one of the many jobs out there.
need jungle pussy in my life asap
>>85639296I can imagine stamping your feet in a little tantrumYou wouldn't last in the real world
>>85639588I used to work for nestle, and sometimes one of the jobs was putting the walnuts on top of the whips (same issue had to be on the right way up). It was fun, but messy at times.Glad you liked the joke.
>>85639600nah that's probably not even my biggest indicator of failure, lad. if anything i'd say booting up Jedi Outcast for a bit isn't that strange. neither is chilling on a message board with you people (no homo but some of you are pleasant, imbs.)no, the bigger red flags are staying indoors all the time and abusing drugs. those feel more obvious.
also i reckon i'll rustle myself up a sarnie DESPITE not even feeling hungry.summat to do, innit.
>>85639605There's a series of porn from some years back called safari sex or something like that - basically white Afrikaaners roughly fucking naive indigenous vulnerable black women and it makes me FUCKIN HARD AS DIAMONDS to watch these women get pulverised,
>>85639605>junglepussyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtwVdabW0GElmao okay now it's original
My fan has just broke. The little lad won't turn around anymore. Absolutely gutted I am.
>>85639609>he bigger red flags are staying indoors all the time and abusing drugsgp;wm.
>>85639614Do you self-insert as the guy or the girl?
>>85639621goal posts; wantonly moved?
Me? I play games at whatever time I fucking like because I'm an adult, unemployed or not.
>>85639617>My style is dumb clean, your style is hum drum>You're not exciting, your man never cum>I caught him crying, he said he want some>Some of this nanaImagine growing up in a culture where the women take it as a point of pride how much and how hard they make their guy cum and will go behind other women's backs to do it if they sense you're not doing it for him. It must be heaven to be a black lad.
i hate landlords
God bless landlords, keeping us sheltered and allowing us to use their property, fixing it up and maintaining it when it goes wrong. Without landlords we would be in the shit. Give your landlord a generous tip this christmas and send them a heartfelt thank you message.
>>85639633Close enough>good point>well made
HHL hates sikh landlords
>turning the landlords lovely property into a tweaker pit
It's easy to hate landlords, but do you have the courage to hate renters?
Multi boxing on everquest
Me? Homeowner but not landowner.
>>85639628The observer. I am fascinated by the nuances of what drives the whole process, and what a tribal/indigenous woman has to live with knowing she's been triple penetrated for a few hundred dollars equivalent. The chunky ones take a real hammering too, there's definitely some low level or overt racism in play. I don't have a thing for black women, I just appreciate the roles and psychology. Too many years of porn has broken me, basically.
leaseholdlet
>AIs can answer all these trivial questions>not ONE of them can answer:>'how did the foley artist make the sound effect when Big Bob whips his massive willy out in Harold & Kumar 2?'
>>85639650*checks Companies House again for the address of HHL's slumlord*
>>85639641To be fair I've lived in this house for 8 years and the landlord has never put up the rent can't call him a cunt can I?
I love my landlord he even kindly gapes my arse when I'm short on the rent. Proper cheeky chappy. x
Lush sleepington was had. Full length, no getting woken up early. Corrr desu.
Me? Landlord doing annual safety check compliance paperwork, some smoothbrane pisswit in the HMO won't let the sparky in to get it sorted. Time to start eviction proceedings and have the cunt out-out by Christmas.
>>85639668Well he didn't lower it, did he? So he's still a cunt.
>>85639650How many times a day do you think about Sean and other 4chan personalities?
>>85639672Nothing better than getting 8 hours of uninterrupted high quality sleep
in a moral quandary friends
>>85639668Is he a cunt though?
>>85639676Who's Sean? x
>>85639668thats an unusual case
>>85639676and take screenshots for archival reference*have a word
>>85639666Our Gurby x
>>85639683The GOAT Sean
need to buy btc, change it to monero, make a new dark net account, set up that pgp shit, transfer the crypto, buy the shit, wait for postie. it's so tiresome, I just want it legalised for easy access. fucking nanny state wont let me destroy my mind and body if i want.
>>85639692More of a Connery lad myself
>>85639690who art in sikh heaven
>>85639692*peels your wallpaper*
>>85639693nobody tell him the better/easier way x
>>85639688Grim when your life revolves around people who post on 4chan
>>85639684I think the reason why is because the house is paid off and the landlord is in his 60s so he probably wants a quiet life, we have never missed a rent payment.
Might buy a second hand Optiplex micro for FreeBSD
>>85639701sucking a drug dealers cock for free drugs? It's harder than you think to find one...
>>85639701you mean there's a better way?
Quite funny seeing how hard AA has dropped off. He's become genuinely paranoid and his ego is crazy brittle. Now he larps as like some guru or something in his den smoking cigars, like a fatter Andrew Tate. Got oneshot by the JQ as well like Scrump and his boyfriend Evelyn.
>>85639702Hilarious and pathetic, in my view.
>>85639707I place an order on a website, I get a call for a credit card payment, it comes next day Royal Mail. None of this fucking around with crypto.
>>85639711Multiple better ways, yes. Just needs a little time to research and find out.
>>85639712>AA>JQ>Scrump>EvelynWho ARE these fine people lad?
my flat was less than 10k in the mid-90s when my landlady bought it. yeah yeah inflation but i've paid far more than that in rent, i dunno why they say>oh your rent HAS to go up because HER MORTGAGE has gone up.they wouldn't even agree to a scheme where some council-funded company puts in new doors and heaters, because it turns out they still have to pay 1/3rd of the cost. getting your property upgraded for peanuts? not when ANY amount of pounds > 0 pounds.
Me? I don't do drugs. My crypto is booming thanks to scamming newbies. No need for a job when crypto pays your bills.
God I love landlords, they are so cool and amazing
Alright, no more posts today, lids. This is the last one. Simple as.
Whenever I interview for a job the employer is always like "so what makes you apply for a job all the way down south / up north / out west etc" like uhhhhh maybe because the job market is terrible and this is a tiny country and I don't care where I live?
Me? I do drugs. No need for a job when crypto pays for your drugs.
>>85639703pray he never sells it to blackstone
>>85639717glad that one's worked for you, lad.but it's like eBay or something, innit, all this 'escrow' stuff. a few lads ITT had bought gear from the same seller and all got a random bloody FLYER through their door one day lol.i might even trust CoolSeller69, but a few years ago a bunch of them set up private websites: cut out the middleman, no fees for them, lower prices for buyers, cor.turns out the web developer who made all the websites for them added in some backdoor, where he could redirect to a phishing site and nick everyone's money. no honour among thieves ;_;
Gonna be one of them days lads
>>85639734thanks for your service, wise-investor-san. i depend on lads like you to acquire my drugs.
As for me? Got another American delivery coming today. Some Maggie Cheung, Anita Mui, and Michelle Yeoh goodness. Is it lush? Course it fucking is you pricks. x
Shut in rotting his brain with dire dvds and being a wanker online all day everyday
>>85639765>no honour among thieves ;_;That's why I get the phone call - they do that for everyone. It ends up on my statement as an office supplies store in Exeter, it's a low key cover story.
>>85639692comedy is subjective and all that, but when he died it's like there were all these massive Lockheads who REALLY loved his stuff.not trying to act all blase but he was fine on panel shows, so then i went to watch picrel and tbqh it's not just as good as i WANTED it to be. tidy little sitcom idea, just never clicked with me.hedging this a bit because again people REALLY loved this fella. but you go rewatch early QI or something, some 'who's this guy?' shows up every second episode, died in 2017, no1curr.
>>85639692wouldnt be surprised if this guy gets exposed as a nonce one day
>A 28 year old North Carolina woman, Q'Laundra Hood, was sentenced on September 22nd for killing 25 year old Lance Sotelo in a hit and run incident on January 14th.>Q'Laundra Hood was driving without a licence when she ran a red light at an intersection and struck Lance Sotelo before fleeing the scene, leaving him to die by the side of the road.>She was sentenced to 30 days in jail with a suspended sentence of 16-36 months, plus restitution to Sotelo's family of 765 dollars.>The sentencing judge in this case was Reggie McKnight.30 days in jail for killing a white guy. She will spend less time in custody for recklessly driving and killing someone than people who have been charged with reckless driving without causing death or damage.
>>85639807cor how canny (in the other sense).mayhaps i can assume you've altered the particulars somewhat, but i wonder how these lads DO explain the money.we could be funding gangs raping our girls and pirating our DVDs, and >>85639693 is right they should just let us buy heroin in Boots (for the good of the country)
Fuck me. Forgot that Sean Lock is dead. Grim grim grim.
imagine being gangbanged by these lads.
>>85639844I'd prefer to get raped by Oakie Doke.
>>85639846it's not rape if you prefer it. UNLESS the option is one of two rapes. in which case jesus lad, you're the unluckiest person alive. should probably get a scratchcard pre- or post-rape since the universe owes you a favour.
