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wish me luck guys i'm gonna ask out my onlyfans crush
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>>85636883
>onlyfans crush
Absolute state of white males
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>>85636883
>i'm gonna ask out my onlyfans crush
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>>85636902
you guys dont understand she is literally perfection in adult-loli form
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>>85636972
>yet another belle delphine ripoff
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>>85637003
belle delphine is ugly dont you dare compare her to my goddess pockycats
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>>85636883
If you hadn't messaged her like a high schooler with a crush and had actually sent a pic of you, you would've had a great chance, but you decided to be a pathetic childish faggot and act like a total creep instead. Nice going OP, you've humiliated yourself nicely.
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>>85636972
>34 years old
>asking out a pedobaiting OF wh*re
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>>85637029
>you would've had a great chance
Why do you think this? What do you think OP looks like?
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>>85637029
being funny is the only way anyone gets e-girls these days. if you aren't chad it's your only hope.

>>85637035
34 year olds are the exact target demographic of pedobaiting OF whores. I bet all her past boyfriends have been 15-20 years older than her.
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I did this to my eceleb crush once and she called me cute but declined, still felt nice knowing she found me attractive
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>>85637035
>roastie seethe
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>>85636883
yeah man gl she's a winner fr
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>>85637108
Men can also not like pathetic pedos.
>>85637046
I bet all her past boyfriends have been black.
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>>85637159
>Men can also not like pathetic pedos.
she's an adult thoughbeit.
i love when zoomer men seethe over millennial chads stealing their women. get fucked lil zoomie this womb is reserved for fertile millennial sperm.
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>>85636883
Good luck, anon. Please post the reply once you get one. Ignore the haters, they don't understand game.
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>>85636883
She has a bf already and isn't interested. In fact, that's who you sent your message to. He handles all of her chats.
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>>85637276
what kind of cuck bf would agree to manage his gf's porn career?
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>>85637282
I don't know but I do know I have even less than him.
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>>85637173
>millennial chads stealing their women.
Whe exactly is that going to happen?
Right now it's just zoomer stacy steal millennial cucks money.
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>>85636883
a malaysian dude pretending to be her is gonna reply to you and make you spend hundreds of dollars
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>>85636883
OP here
which one of you was this? lmao
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>>85637449
lol what a pathetic roastie
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>>85637449
>comes to incel central
>LEAVE US ALONE YOU INCELS
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can u guys stop spamming my email im waiting patiently for my wife to respond
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OP here! my mail is meowzedong42@proton.me if you want to sign me up for anything!
also im trans btw and gay and wheelchair bound and a nigger
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>>85637040
OP is probably fat and gay, obviously, but a /fit/ anon with a non-deformed face could see success just being fucking honest and behaving like an adult with a foid. But OP is a pathetic loser with a neckbeard and bitchtits, so his behavior is kind of to be expected.
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caking on that much makeup regularly does irreversible skin damage and it tanks a woman's natural beauty permanently

also, looks aside, you are jumping dick-first into a BPD beartrap and you have zero idea just how bad the manipulation gets and how much that kind of relationship can utterly destroy your soul
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>>85637495
do you think someone using protonmail wouldn't be using a throwaway for this kinda thing?
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>>85637477
>incel central
Not your crybaby hugbox board. Pre-Elliot this board was longform /b/ until you subhumans brought it to utter ruin with your loser circlejerk
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>>85637507
>do you think someone using protonmail wouldn't be using a throwaway for this kinda thing?
who tf is this nigga
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>>>85637495
>do you think someone using protonmail wouldn't be using a throwaway for this kinda thing?
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>85637496
Not really I'm /fit/ and nondeformed and I doubt this girl would message me back either.
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we should post clothed loli to make the shartyniggers go away
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>>85637525
>shartyniggers
take your meds goy
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>we should post clothed loli to make the shartyniggers go away
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>85637533
https://basedjak.cf/onions/thread/18066146
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>>85637536
oven microwave
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>>85637541
is this even loli? looks too old
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>fell for the screenshot bait
kek nigger got banned from his own site
also to ban evade on the sharty go to https://%73%6F%79jak.cf/%73%6F%79/thread/18066146
make them leak their clitty as much as possible
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>>85637537
>their thread is faster than ours
Grim
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>>fell for the screenshot bait
>kek nigger got banned from his own site
>also to ban evade on the sharty go to https://%73%6F%79jak.cf/%73%6F%79/thread/18066146
>make them leak their clitty as much as possible
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>85637557
>their site is less of a dead nigger baby than ours!!!! OH NO!!!
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Kek did shartycucks BTFO this simp r9ktard? Good riddance
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>>85637572
He obviously wanted this for how poor of a job he did with redacting the address.
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>>85637549
I was wondering why this thread was getting so much attention. Lmao sharty teens are so easily offended.

>>85637577
it's a throwaway email and discord, as it obviously would be. they really dont teach tech literacy to zoomers it seems.
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>>>85637549
>I was wondering why this thread was getting so much attention. Lmao sharty teens are so easily offended.
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>>>85637577
>it's a throwaway email and discord, as it obviously would be. they really dont teach tech literacy to zoomers it seems.
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>>85637603
yeah luckily their entire operation fails apart as soon as someone posts something thats not approved by their (((guidelines)))
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>>85637603
Have you considered that you are out of your damned mind? Id kill myself if I was unironically calling a whore online my wife
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>>>85637603
>yeah luckily their entire operation fails apart as soon as someone posts something thats not approved by their (((guidelines)))
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>85637624
what makes you think it's unironic? this is /r9k/ anon. we're here to have fun.
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>>85637640
>its unironic
Holy fucking insecurity
Listen just get the fuck off my board or go to /vt/ newfag. I dont have time for your e-whore worshipping threads. Or stop calling yourself incels.
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>>>85637624
>what makes you think it's unironic? this is /r9k/ anon. we're here to have fun.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>85637657
dont take yourself so seriously anon. hating whores doesn't make you better than the other incels. you're still just an incel like the rest of us.
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>>85637667
What the fuck do you even mean? I dont call myself an incel because i would be ashamed to associate with you absolute cuck losers. Most of you people arent even incels. The whining you people do whilst at the same time doing everything to drag yourself and other men down is fucking nauseating. You are subhuman.
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>>85637449
how did he get your email you just censored it???
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>>85637510
yes it. You holes have taken over the whole internet
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>>85637693
I never did any of that tho this is just a funny thread where I email an egirl out of boredom and see if she responds. You need to calm down and reassess your anger.
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>Anonymous
>09/24/26(Thu)21:44:39 No.85637667
>>>85637657 #
>dont take yourself so seriously anon.
>hating whores doesn't make you better than the other incels. you're still just an incel like the rest of us
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>>85637705
Stop the cope and lies immediately. Your kind would kill a person if an e-whore on discord told you to. I will never not be angry at you fucks.
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>>85637700
not censored good enough
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buckbroken thread award
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>>85637711
I'm old enough to not fall for egirls as anything other than goonbait anon. I will admit all my past girlfriends have been streamers though.

>>85637719
I peeked into the sharty thread and they seem way more buckbroken.
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>>85637736
Goonbait that you pay for and obsess over and actively try to form relationships with. Stop trying to dodge guilt. Stop trying to even imply that being one of cucks that give a single shit about e girls is a good thing.
>I had girlfriends but im an incel
As always, fuck right out of here
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>>85637752
pay for? why would I do that? all her content is available for free if you aren't a retard.
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You most likely sent that email to some Indian onlyfans manager
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>>85637766
You will still never be an incel and your opinion pertaining to women will still never matter, fucking simp.
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>>85637783
i'll never be an incel because i've slept with women yeah. i never claimed to be one. i've been on 4chan since before you were born most likely so i'm not sure why you think you're an authority here lol.
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>>85637282
>>85637282
>what kind of cuck bf would agree to manage his gf's porn career?
simpcucks
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>>85637145
meh I've seen better
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>>85637714
>he isn't deleting the pixels entirely in ms paint
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>>85637844
you'd be retarded to use your real social media accounts to post images on 4chan anyway. the literal only reason to censor them is because the mods might get mad if you don't since it can be interpreted as advertising or baiting for a raid. both my discord and email have been posted in the sharty thread and so far all they've done is send me silly emails. this turned out way more entertaining than i expected tbqh desu.



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