Floral
Never even tasted a girl's wee
Enjoy your Saturday night, alone posting on 4chan.
>>85647604Beautiful edition. Love flowers and gardening me.
>>85647629Bladcoded post
>>85647626Excretion.
>>85647637I love alstroalstroemerias, they look great, got a punch down home. Not got a vase so they're in a glass milk bottle.
>>85647640Not me mate. I don't post demoralising posts.
Wonder if greggs lass will still look beautiful at 30. I think she'll age like a fine wine but she has started drinking alcohol lately.
>download grindr on and off over the years (not any more...I don't have a phone now)>realise how easy is to get laid just by posting your torso as a display pic (skinny, not hairy)>I get dick pics sent to me but none of this turns me on because I'm a straight lad>it's all older men anyway>I message a few of them and all they want is unprotected sex>I tell them I don't want that and want a gf really>they block me or ghost me because I won't let them pick me up for sex>uninstall the app and get sad I will never have a gf>if I did this on a straight app no girl would offer to pick me up for sex or a relationship
>>85647712You posted this yesterday lad. Grinder is a gay hookup app. Not for straight men
Unconfirmed reports of Scud missiles being launched from Sunderland. State of emergency declared x
Is David Starkey considered a milf by gay men?
>Thomas, who appeared at Basingstoke Magistrates' Court in Hampshire via videolink, is also charged with failing to disclose the PIN to his phone.Don't know why you'd give them a code you may not remember all of a sudden.
When they took me from a night walk I gave them the code but that was because I reset the device for each night walk and it generates a new key. I didn't want any further hassle and my audits were safely uploaded online anyway.
>>85647712I posted that. It was actually a true event. I used to go on and off it every few months because of the loneliness and lack of sex. In the end I realised getting bummed wasn't the answer. I want pussy.
Waitrose lasses are cute.
Going to give my Drag Me to Hell Blu-ray a spin tonight as apparently a lot of people have had issues with it. My disc looks okay but looks can be deceiving.
>>85647792Her face looks kind of weird
Will and Ruth are probably having a nice afternoon pint together.
>>85647834I'm having a nice afternoon pint alone in my boxroom.
>>85647848As an average man you don't have much choice.
How tf can i lose my virginity. I have a budget of 2000gbp. Everyone i saw on adultwork looks like some soulless bimbo. I wanna have a comfy experience and not feel like im on a timer
>>85647864Find one that spends the night, otherwise you are on a timer or till you cum.
>>85647864Approach crackie homeless women in Piccadilly Gardens.
>>85647860The average man has mates
Not even feasible to buy harddrives and have a pirate server nowadays. Everything is too expensive.
Just hate going outside when there are too many people, simple as. Terrible island for a shut in autist, just too many bloody people. Cant even pretend to be normal anymore I just speed walk around with a disgusted face. At least if I was american its less people per square mile and quite spread out but here there is no other choice. Tiring.
Watching my rose talk about her immigrant bf makes me sad to have failed as a white man. Surely he doesn't love her.
>>85647922Don't know if this happens to you but random girls like to fall down in front of me sometimes with their mates nearby that help them up. I don't know if it's some sadistic trick they're playing to see if I'll do anything. I usually take the quiet routes when I go out (which is extremely rare these days).
Never got into music as a teenager. Did not make sense to me. Just sounds. How can you enjoy sounds? It is not like food.
Why even buy a DVD or Blu-ray when I'm just stop working in a few years?
Middle class parents push things on their kids too much sometimes. A lot of working class parents barely know their kids.
I hate music so much. All fucking placebo effect that. Cannot distinguish between genuinely enjoying something and experiencing the placebo effect.
Getting Gemini to give me a full report on UK disc failures. Let's get to the bottom of this.
Welpers fucking won x
>>85647934Music is nourishment for the soul
>>85647834He'll be encouraging her to have a few extra pints past her limit so he can have a good go on her tuppence tonight.
Dont like the vibe of rock music. Meant to be hedonistic and rebellious and angry and also sort of intellectual and clever. Those things do not belong together in my head. Did not like it. Rock music felt very pretentious and irritating. Rap just felt shit and awful.
>>85647932Perhaps your autistic aura is producing a psychic interruption in their nervous system causing their knees to buckle? I get men staring at me sometimes in a way which feels as though they are sizing me up which is uncomfy. My only interaction with women is that they look away quickly. I am basically a swamp monster at this point.
>>85647974Yeah I always felt left out of music conversations. Never understood it. My music IQ is like bottom 1%. I am a music retard. It does not appeal to me at all. Not sure why. Maybe I have the same thing as dyslexia or dyscalculia but for music. Depressing.
>>85647985This, howeverthougheverbeit noise, is fantastichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74eAERyDoYIbaroque>>>>>>>>>>>>>>classical
I haven't worked since 2011. What possible job could I even get? I doubt retail would hire me (can pay teenagers less), warehouses no longer desperate because of outside EU cheap labour. Can't afford to drive either. Let see the fuckers give a solution to that on Question Time.
>>85647976I bet she's so easy to lift up and fling about from a nice tall lad like him. He must love the weekends.
>>85648004I would suggest sivil cervix but the absolute goyidity that are 'references' fucks you over I'm afraid as does getting your foot in anywhere. I hate references, no I dont fucking know people.
>>85648003Completely boring to me. Just a bunch of sounds strung together. Do not get the appeal. What emotion does it evoke in you if any?
>>85648020Yeah definitely no references here. Even my warehouse job tried to demand it whilst I was on the job but they gave up.
>>85648004Why have you not worked since 2011 lad? Unless you are seriously disabled that is fucking mental.
>>85648020>>85648004Lads it is simple. You need to do some volunteering for a bit. Just volunteer at some homeless shelter or conservation programme or whatever. Clean up leaves for free for the council. Do it for a bit and then you have a reference from whoever is leading the volunteering programme.
>>85648034I just haven't. I got sacked from being too depressed to turn up after a few years of enduring that shit. Then I just went through a phase of "fuck it, I don't care anymore" for a good few years, wasted my twenties playing vidyas and used up all my disposable income in the end (on vidyas). Time just flies when you're NEET.
>>85648042And why would they want to use their time to be a reference for me? What's in it for them? They might not even have liked me enough to do that.
>>85648025It doesn't evoke an emotion, I just enjoy the sequence of notes and appreciate it from a technical perspective.
>>85648057>using my disposable income >since 2011 >15 years >entire 20sFuck me lad. How much in savings did you fucking have? Were you supported by mummy and daddy or did you get on mental health bennies?
>>85648063> And why would they want to use their time to be a reference for me?Does not take that much time for normal people to write a few sentences. Most references are just >he turned up to work between x date and x date. Yes he is reliable Just do the job/volunteer for a bit and do not talk shit. Be quiet and say fuck all of you want. Just be reliable and paint the fucking fence or whatever and you will get a reference.
>>85648004Go back to uni and get a degree in something useful
>>85648064How can you enjoy a sequence of notes? They are just sounds in a certain order. How the hell does it make you happy to hear some sounds at different frequencies?
>>85648004Not our problem. Figure it out or enjoy being homeless.
>>85648103Not to sound harsh but I think he is well beyond that point now. Unless you are self motivated it can be very easy to flunk out of uni for the kind of lads that end up here. Also, no guarantee of a job after uni these days as well. I reckon people should be happier working a solid working class job tbqh. Thatcherism and Blairism both sort of removed the pride that working men used to have in their job
>>85647629>>85645886Witnessed before it falls off. Not exactly what I'd consider screenshot worthy, but whatever.
>>85648108because they work together and it amuses my brain, its all down to brain chemistry. Why do some blokes like cock and ball torture? why does anyone like anything. I cant fathom why people enjoy watching people play sports, doing it myself is fine but watching it gives me no pleasure, but a certain order of notes does. Just how your brain is.
>>85648118Ruthmong is a smart lad. Just needs to get on antidepressants and methylphenidate.
>>85648132Not entirely true though, ive been here since 2013/14 yet have achieved many normal things. If youre spackerwired youre destined for spackerdom with or without britfeel.
>>85648153Fuck all to do with being smart lad. Outside of top Russell group unis the uni work is not actually hard. You just have to work consistently well and hand shit in yeah. Some people without someone shouting at them or the threat of unemployment and destitution really struggle to get shit done on time. Why the army is best for some people tbqh
>tfw an awkward 25 year old woman who apparently has anxiety and panic attacks around people yet has no issue finding a (non-white) boyfriendAny woman can easily get a boyfriend 24/7. They make all this shit up about having no friends every time. They do not know what it's like to be lonely and mentally ill like men.
Might rent out my arse. Need the money innit.
Might play some Command and Conquer Red Alert 3 x
>>85648103Couldn't afford it lad. As someone said, there's really not much out there these days for graduates anyway. It would be a complete waste of time (and money). I've never had any interest in anything. Some people are just meant to do nothing and be on bennies all the time.You can try forcing long term unemployed to work a shit job but they just don't want to do that until they die and have no real fulfilment. It's better to be on bennies.
Might mong out and just have a go at every poster because I've got zero real mates
>>85648309Uni is free in turkey
Going vegan for moral reasons lads x
Another day with no post. 1 thing I'm expecting is a week late.>>85648320Or be nice to us because we are yer mates.
>>85647792How do you feel when you're peering into someone's life knowing you will never feel their joy and never make connection with people like they do?
Average wagie lasses like this probably take a split second look at your online dating photo and swipe you away never to be seen again. That's your worth to a woman - a half a second. It's brutal being a man these days if you don't stick out and look handsome like their favourite celebrities and athletes. Women know there are always lots of single men out there and just hope a Chad comes to their rescue in time. There is absolutely no need for them to care about giving you a chance.
>>85648352I thought you only use apps for gays
just be cute looking and kinda twinky and pick up emo baddies from concerts its not that hard mate
>>85648162It's not what you do, it's what you are.
>>85648369I'm only going by reading subreddits on online dating experiences (AskMen, TwoXChromosomes, Tinder).
>>85648326It's not free if you live in the UK. Here it's a very middle class thing. I was meant to be at the bottom.
I once created a profile as a female on hinge and set my location to sunderland. Even there the first 50-100 guys or so you see are literal 10/10 chads. Now imagine what it's like in a bigger city. Ugly men like you and me won't even get shown on these apps unless the woman literally swipes for hours.
All these beautiful asmr bints have lovely teeth and I don't. No girl could ever want a lad without perfect teeth.
>>85648371Mate, lad.
Sparking out mongy pricks
>>85648407My teeth aren't perfect and I have a wife.
>>85648415You can't fight, you have never been in a fight and you're scared when you go out alone.
>>85648427I'd spark you out n'all big man
>>85648433Of course, you would big man, of course.
>>85648417Mine are far worse lad I reckon. All crooked and never got to have braces. Plus they're very yellow like I'm some fucking smoker/drinker. fucking brutal.
I reckon at least 75 percent of ASMR girls have borderline personality disorder
>>85648454If this was true, how closer to having sex would you be?
>>85648454Of course they do lad. They get upset over nothing.
Three beers in and I just feel fucking tired and want to go to bed.
Imagine not having the emotional intelligence to understand women.
>>85648475This is what you do to yourself when you can't get a drop of pussy and see no way forward in life.
>>85648482How many times a week do you drink, lad?
Favourite PS3/Xbox 360 game, lads?For me, it's Lost Odyssey x
>>85648475Hate it when it's like that, I always go to bed then wake up around 02:00.
>>85648502Me? I don't actually drink any alcohol. It'll only make my life worse than it already is.
>>85648446Any pics? Let us have a look
>>85648475Sucks getting old>>85648510When this happens I just take a midazolam
>>85648515You just vent and project on 4cha where you feel safe.
>>85648502He's Turkish so he doesn't drink lad
>>85648522Don't want to be profiled. The government has access to my mouth x-rays and could easily link the two.
>>85648537Don't know about that, he is a lonely and angry boy in a man's body though.
>>85648351It sucks lad. You have so much more fun if you are handsome and working in retail early in life.
Too many Turkish people in our country too mate.
cant blame them coming here you make about 2 quid an hour working any job in turkey
Lovely AI slop wall art inside your Turkish barbers. Would never see me use one. Been buzzing my hair off for years.>>85648598Turkey has a better economy than this shithole country now.
I reckon at least 90 percent of britfeel posters have some kind of disorder
Going out now with my mates, have fun posting the same incel shit here again tonight x
>hehe I'm only on the telly because me dad was in eastendersFucking nepotism eh lads?
Looks like gook moot forget to pay the captchas provider again
You won't be
Waiting for my bf to come back with pizza. I hope they have Pepsi Max this time.
goddamn i wonder why am i alive x
Favourite PS2/Xbox game?For me, it's Shadow of the Colossus x
What was your dream job as a kid?For me, it was to be a pilot
>>85648675Final Fantasy X easily
>>85648675Quite liked streets of LA. Gun was a brilliant game, and smugglers run.
Wanking to females in their prime.
>>85648712When is that, lad?
>>85648718NTA but he's probably doing it now.
>>85648718Right fucking now.
>>85648753Wouldn't they be in their prime?
Not as clever or as funny as he thinks he is. Many such cases.
Me and HHL doing fat lines while you saddos post old gimmicks on britfeel
>>85647604Ruth's fanny smells floral
>>85648638basedoh boy, here I go spamming again
Knew it wouldn't be going out
Knew it would be going out
Ruthmong going out for a couple of jars
don't have the energy to continue my gamesdon't have the pills to sleep or at least zone outdon't have the gumption to order scranall i have is hope that i get 4 grams of ket tomorrow, to tide me over until i can get 7 grams of ket on Tuesday (scousers let me down again)all i have is that, and 14-18 hours to wait until said tomorrowthing might occur.
Should I choose a nobler occupation?If I did, I'd only show up late and sickAnd they would stare at me with hatredPlus my only natural talent's wasted, on my alcoholic friendsMy alcoholic friendsThe party never endsMy alcoholic friendsx
>>85648956Is ket addictive? I go a bit crazy at times without weed, but occasionally it helps free up my mind from thinking too much.
gf gone to bed early
some lad's gf just joined me in bed.
>>85649000Just in time for babestation.
Got that ache of someone who will never fulfil my biological destiny
na night anon's gf, see you in t' mornin pal
>>85647629No one ever describes what "being better" actually is. Enjoy just replacing britfeel with instagram, pub soicializing and tv I guess
>>85648675same probably>>85648680golf prono i cant play golf
R getting a good seeing to tonight I bet
>>85649074In the pink and in the stink.
>>85649050people higher up on the pyramid turn blind to those who are lower.it's like when someone gets a bf/gf and sort of assumes EVERYONE ELSE goes out to restaurants etc. i'll admit, i've been guilty of this one.when you see some news site has a random article from a tidiness expert about >how you can declutter your kitchen by moving some items to your pantry or atticor a relationships advisor gives >hot tips on spicing up your sex life ten years into a marriage, or an financial article daresask: >10-year bonds vs 20-year bonds, which is the better investment option?...these are the kind of people you're dealing with. their intended audience is normal to them.that anon is comfy. presumably he's becoming comfier, whatever that means to him, but it includes leaving /britfeel/. i don't get why he couldn't have the nice things AND post here, but apparently he can't? o well. it's our fault, he brought him down, he's not like those people who don't take self-responsibil--oh wait.
(sorry poor formatting wankered in zops atm)
>>85649074W will be half mast thinking about what he's going to be doing to her in roughly 60 minutes while she's visibly and audibly drunk at the bar ordering her final pint of the evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jluLPQxOkgY>GUNSHIP - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies
friend was fine in the end.i hope you, my friends, are fine too.
>>85649172I want to die me lid.
Going to bed alone on a Sat night and waking up alone Sun morning ;_;
Why did he do it, lids?https://youtu.be/3gN-Vqg7ORM
whos diss who was posted in last breadingtonshire?
corrr up to 40% on 'White Claw', is it?didn't know what 'hard seltzer' is (i thought seltzer was just soda water?) apparently it's flavoured vodka. so like alcopops.could get a variety pack in, see what these are like.then again i just had a Xanax, didn't i? don't mix your benzos + booze, lads, it not rite
>>85649292My girlfriend and I'd appreciate it if you stopped posting her and deleted the picture, thanks.
>>85649301>benzos + booze, lads, it not ritefgt
>>85648675best game evar
Tiredness.
gary eats batty
Sick of being around Turks and fudge packers
off to bed. think i will dream of travelling to the far future where magic and myth have returned to the world, and i run a shop or something like thatgood night all
>>85649473>good night allnight lid.
Good to be back de lads.
Angie who the fook is angie!
Get a bit of a depression wave hit me when I fall in love with a new asmr bint.
>>85649616Stop watching it then. I don't consume any media that makes me feel more inadequate than I already do.
>>85649616New dolly to play with lad?
>>85649632It hard not to lad. Imagine finding a gf irl and she isn't a skank/trouble. Obviously I wouldn't play the nasty gimmick irl.>>85649634No not new really. Watched her from a few years ago.
It's a grim life when you're up watching looney tunes and scooby doos all night in your 30s.
>>85649667Nowt wrong with that lad as long as your happy that's all that matters
Last post from me tonight lads. Hopefully the thread is still here in the morning
The poison is what they need to cope with the tribulations
Gotten up me phwoarPage 7 innitX
Woke up again back to page 1
Beer is continuous bloodA continuous lover
dreamt Captain Picard was out training the new recruits in a line on the street, with no proper organisation or equipment.he said, 'bring back the days of sacred geometry and Hiroshima,' and i have no idea what he meant by this.
Up this early to take the sprogberg to footy phwoar
>>85651107better than doing your wollocks in classic HHL style
>>85649667If that's your choice for last night then fair enough, it's more innocent than most.>>85649860>as long as your happy that's all that mattersHappiness isn't guaranteed anon, this is the main fault of the liberal/material zeitgheist of our era.
the move wasn't so bad yesterday. managed to get everything in the van so was only one trip. assembling my new bed was a fucking nightmare though, took me 5 hours and I've done me back in. felt like a right mong.
>>85651361Glad to hear that mate
Awakened.
Aching.
Nutting on Sean
watching that tales of the unexpected about the german duellers
This guy must be on some decent uppersInnitX
descent downers
Moisturized.x
Today is going to be a pregabalin day. Think it will also be a pain filled day (pain as soon as I woke up), so co codamol will also be consumed. Maybe beer as well, and definitely weed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ4gYehwz28
>>85651646Foreigner.
Jovial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAvqcB4HT5w
Medicated.
Me? Big fan of uppers but not allowed to take them due to heart problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTLntgJoLwY>>85651682Would downers also be an issue, if they caused your heart rate to slow down?
>'-ize' suffix renders one a foreigner
>>85651688No, downers are fine.
>>85651704I don't make the rulez.
>>85651711>No, downers are fine.I prefer them to uppers. Saying that, they are good if needing energy to do something.
Most of what I say is based around a joke to make myself laugh. I think that is why people don't take me seriously IRL. I think most are humourless faggots that don't get comedy. Not my fault. Still makes me laugh, and laugh as I have a great deadpan delivery, so they think it is serious. Bellends.Not you lot, but also sometimes you lot. Just life innit. Got to have a bit of fun.
False flag season has started>A major incident has been declared near RAF Fairford, Gloucestershire, and several men arrested on suspicion of explosives offences, police say.>Residents in Whelford, a nearby village, have been evacuated and taken to a leisure centre while investigations continue.>A cordon is currently in place in the area and officers say they believe the incident is contained
I should say most people think I am the bellend when they encounter me. I don't disagree with them.
writing a Saw prequel called Was. Jonathan Kramer is a carpenter in Elizabethan England who invents a new cutting tool. after an unfortunate accident with a wagon full of drunk nobles leaves him a cripple, he denounces God and decides to use his invention for evil instead of useful, putting His judgement into his own hands...
Saddened.
Apologetic.
Reevaluating.
Reborn.
>>85651646I never apologised, sorry if I made you feel sad, it wasn't my intention.Thank you for participating, good to see a 1 word post, and surprising that a murrican hasn't said that.If this was a game (it is) then you would have an achievement that 2% of /r9k/ anons have completed. It's the cooldown, it puts people off.
Inspiring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-eRNBiYC1wSlopposting nibba censoring the cut-off arm so he can stay monetized there, innit
hmm downstairs' neighbours' item was delivered yesterday at 10:29am. strangely early (my items are NEVER that early).forget what's typical for a Sunday but i feel this one in my bones, lads. glad that parcel was from yesterday and not today. just means we're due that sweet Sunday post.
Nah mate, these fackin OI-ran twats need sortin' ahh. This is fackin bollocks mate.
I'm now so disconnected that I hear of any news story and I simply don't care. Usually people read headlines but not the main story, I don't even care to ask what the headline is. It's so much better than being into that rubbish desu desu wa.Got me kinos and me vidyas and that is lush.
headlines are my fault. said summat the other day about the /pol/ lad always complains but never DOES anything.that pushed him over the edge, i reckon. lad packed up his explosives and marched STRAIGHT to RAF Fairford.anyway time to play Pokemon until the post arrives x
>>85651949It is lush lad. It's liberating when you stop caring about geopolitics, national and international news and just focus on your own life. There will be millions of people sat F5ing the liveblogs about RAF Fairford and that march in Belfast. Tell me how any of that affects your life and why you should spend your day getting wound up about it. Utterly pointless.
>>85651958Nothing annoys the seethers more than having the ball put back in their court while their target carries on with their life. I often ask seethemong when he's next visiting his mum for tea. He never answers me sadly.
>>85651964>millions of people sat F5ing>Tell me how any of that affects your life and why you should spend your day getting wound up about it. to be fair, i do this about two other things. although i consider /britfeel/ and my post/deliveries both highly personal matters x
>>85651964I think it's the psychological consequence of democracy and egalitarian thinking desu desu wa. It's as if people think that thinking/discussing/"figuring things out" on [news event] means they are somehow involved in what happens, and all their worry and energy and attention somehow is important. Corrrr. It deluded. What winds me up is how the penny never drops. They never seem to realise that they're not "getting informed" or something, they are just willingly waking up in the morning and hooking themselves up to the "elevated blood pressure, seethe, fume, anger" machine, whether that is their twitters or their gb newses or whatever. At least in Nineteen Eighty Four the telescreens were actually mandatory lmfao. Imagine *wanting* to consoom this rubbish.
>>85651991i agree with you laddington like they've really capitalised on that whole FOMO i-am-part-of-something feeling. but idk it's so narrow-sighted, of course it's important we have events in the news but i'm also not checking the UK's GDP every week.you'd think the internet of all places would learn, like>some of us are here to escape a little, it's why we're discussing Star Trek on the Star Trek subforum. we'll add a News subforum in the Off-Topic sect-->TREKLORD66 HERE, AND ACKSHYUALLY, STAR TREK *ITSELF* IS POLITICAL NAY ALL OF SCIENCE FICTION NAYHAPS ALL OF FICTION *EVER* REFLECTS SOCIETY AND POLITICS AND SOCIAL POLITICS AND THEREFORE YOU ARE *CENSORING* MY *FREE SPEECH* ANDANDANDidk i feel like some people needed to lurk more (in the past). i like it when people are excited about things, but they're all just dead chuffed to come and post.when was the last post to do with football? lads love footy, including on here.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WAJOR WINCIDENT BEING DECLARED AT RAF WAIRFORD DE LID
won't be checking downstairs until 12:00 on the dot.i think that's fair to the postie. and he'd probably buzz anyway. IMO fewer deliveries on a Sunday = should get here sooner, but the parcels are different cohorts or summat so what do i know
Today Ronaldo will score 0 goals
Nonaldo
>banned from /int/ for essentially contacting aliens last night
>>85652085so you only return because we are 'your second choice'? your ONLY choice...?
helperlad used to enjoy f5ing happening threads
I just go where I am needed de lid x
https://youtu.be/_DUlTMaMdeg?is=6P_KNNTxaqwRIKUP
>no post
>>85652132Dismayed.
>>85652100I only come here when the other threads I'm in are slow or I have been banned from another board.
i just need to re-frame my thoughts. every hour that passes just makes the NEXT hour MORE likely some postie will show up, rushing about, 'sorry mate that should have been here hours ago!'an hour is a long time but it's like sitting through them is my form of wageslaving. lads today driving around, sat at computers with tasks, or constructing buildings on sites? that's LESS work, in a sense? enjoying the gym vs toiling in a field.
>>85652154Hopeful.
That they can be part of something bigger x
>>85652154I've given in, all hope lost, I doubt my card will turn up. I have other things I ordered and I now am questioning if they will turn up.Sad state of affairs.
Had enough yet?https://youtu.be/o4rMkCrW-xA?is=P7aJ9-_SxJybO94a
Bathing.
Ngl I'm blasting this vape. Don't usually vape. Just in one of those moods. Better than smoking ciggies I suppose x
A woman determines whether or not you can have a job in a lot of places. Think about that. Your attractiveness definitely subliminally affects their decision making. Us NEETs have got no chance in today's competitive market for a job at Boots or The Food Warehouse. Don't know how some men haven't gone fucking mental yet.
>>85652197Your blinds here look exactly like the one on google street viewhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/225039360/#225040618
People have asked why do I post movie clips when I'm drunk? I say why not? I love drama. Everything is connected in ways you couldn't imagine x
>>85652212Why do you care where he lives, you've done nothing and you'll do nothing, big man
>>85652205Judging
Fink i'll lie down a wittleVerily yesX
I have failed you britfeel, I have failed you...https://youtu.be/S3OtoO5zjjU?is=TgZ6gMTX3mvVdpdO
>>85652213I like when you do the Bane routine. It funny x
>>85652224Tranquility.
You missed out on having a girlfriend when you were in your late teens and early twenties. You never got to live your twenties. There is no fun now for you.
>>85652245Not everybody here is a loser like you, Ruthmong.
>>85652205No actual red blooded male would want to work in boots or the food warehouse so no fucking wonder its full of bints just doing busy work and acting like they really are making a difference Trades, ground work etc, all the miserable jobs that men do, aren't generally filled to the brim with useless foids
>>85652248Yes you are. There's a lad here in his 30s, definitely one in his 40s too. There is a lad aged 25 or 26 too.
See? I'm just another part of the simulation. It's chaos and order at the same time. A perfect balance x
>>85652251Notice a lot of retail makes you answer 50+ questions before you even can get to the interview stage. I think it's to make only women apply as they like filling in useless shit. Women may answer questions the "right" way too compared to men.You can't just jump into a trade. It's actually not as good as it seems. A lot of trades don't want to train up young blood...many old men still working in the trades.
>>85652253Yes, there are posters here and they are of varying ages.
>>85652217I'm doing something in the coming days. Keeping it private though x
Nobody wants to see the big picture, life's too complicated xhttps://youtu.be/boDgkH7Yw-0?is=f0-dSxTazGV8Pzna
A vague threat won't silence me x
Imagine spending 15 years locked in a boxroom.
UP UP UPIT'S OUR MOMENT Xhttps://youtu.be/yebNIHKAC4A?is=RbxKROYjxg7XA4rg
>>85652266Pretending you're powerful and have agency in the world by posting on 4chan. We know lad.
Committed.
There's plenty of single mums with 3+ sprogs by different men and druggie homeless women for the lads still single in their 30s. Lower your fucking standards incels or be alone forever.
>>85652293No, i dont think i will lad
Why do the twolls never threaten to report me the DWP anymore? That was like their main thing before x
>>85652293My gf wouldn't be happy if I did that and I don't want to.
>>85652293Settling.
>>85652298It would be better to not think of them at all lad because they are nothing and can do nothing.
>>85652298The DWP people know you're a legit spastic
>>85652295Being alone is brutal.>>85652299You don't even have a girlfriend.>>85652300Settle for roast beef because there's no way you'll ever have a young woman unless you're rich and handsome.
>>85652308Unbelieving.
Universal Credit + PIP is basically my idea of UBI. I will never work some shit job because those aren't even desperate enough for us NEETs these days. Fuck it.
https://youtu.be/R6A1HpWgXdw?is=W7ecJTjdiHaCymUb
>tfw no leeds or yorks roses for pathetic older lads like me
>>85652317Octogenarian.
I thought they have affordable dentists in Turkey. What did she expect coming to England? A free ride? She's already been to hospitals several times and GPs. It's no wonder we British lads struggle to get an appointment with all these immigrants in the queue. Pisstake.
I don't have to fear anyone or anything while my frens in the sky watch over me. They've been watching over me since I was born x
I'd love me dad to pay for me university education in a country half way across the world and get me citizenship. I really would. Turkish women should be deported.
>>85652348Freeloader.
>>85652298Getting on bennies is the hardest thing. Once you've been on it for a while, they realise you are a loser and leave you alone.
>>85652310Scrounger.
Everything is fucking connected x
You don't just come to my country, study and continue to live there. Not fucking right. We are full.
>>85652364I have no choice. Immigrants are preferred over white British men because they can have the threat of deportation loom over them. So naturally employers will find them more reliable and less likely to know their rights.
>waahhhh i want free money for the rest of my life because im a massive lazy bastard >but the job market!! I never applied my self to anything and never got any qualifications and then act shocked when its a struggle to get even the most horrible jobs >sure somehow AI will just do everything and we can all have free wages for lifeDeluded fucking spastics lmao Not a good look what so ever lads
>>85652380To be honest lid not working is better than working if you're only competing with immigrants for some shit deadend job. I have my pride and mental health to think about.
They call me a loser. Why? Because I challenge the status quo?
>>85652383so you cannot complete with brain dead immigrants? thats a very low bar lad,
>>85652384Get a fucking job you useless oxygen thief.
>>85652384>Why?Because you look like ftm tranny
You just wanted to make fun of me xNothing can hurt me anymore x
>>85652338Memes aside why dont you try to migrate to the UK on a boat? At least here you could claim benefits
>>85652401I am British lad. I don't need to migrate anywhere.
>ADHD lass is ignoring my messages on WhatsApp Welp, looks like it's time for escalation between Russia and Ukraine x
>>85652416What did you text her?
>>85652420dont fucking encourage the cunt lad
People celebrating the collapse of my regime xYou'll miss me when I'm gone x
Welcome to shithole Britain de lids. I can almost smell the curry through this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FERbj1LdPw
>>85652425Rather talk to him than you, seethemong
Just threw a twizzler at some chad only bint. At home eating cheese and drinking wottles nowz x x
Sitting on a traffic cone OH AYE x x x
>>85652309He's doing his best trolling and demoralization posting bless his little mong heart
Seething x
All I wanted was a fair chance xA normal life xInstead I've been forced into whatever this fucked up mess is x
>>85652404https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84034791/#q84037673
>>85652459Prove that was me.
Fuck the lot xhttps://youtu.be/NHi_8FGMObQ?is=GBIfrRCFDLRR3xWI
ckinell. everything happened at once:>postie brings my parcel, buzzes.>while the food shopping is en route.>as the downstairsmost neighbours are ushering other zoomers in for a ganja soiree.>same time in which the Hindu neighbours' entire extended family are ascending the stairs for a Gujarati get-together.>all-the-while i'm running around like a blue-arsed fly taking a bin bag out (might as well) juggling some Romanian woman asking me where my door is over the phone while i'm dodging sprogs and stoners to collect my parcel/scran/get to the bins.what's good is the nice Eastern European lady didn't understand me very well but she had a pleasant demeanour about her, and now i have my meal deal.what's bad is she didn't hang up the phone so she possibly heard some quasi-coprophilia about 'fingering anime arseholes' as i was muttering to myself and unpacking.'tis a hard life, being a NEET.
Spending her PIP on a week long holiday in Tenerife. Being an autistic woman is cushy.
Couldn't sleep now could iFink i ought to induce a foodberg coma later onX
Think of the millions on bennies and PIP spending it on holidays. It's no wonder we need some kind of bennies reform.
>>85652476She's the spitting image of a lass I knew in spacker classes. It's uncanny. Although she wasn't Welsh and would be in her 30s now.
Working part-time and claiming PIP is not fucking contributing to society imo. You pay your way in with a full time job. You shouldn't ever need the government to pay for your existence. If WW2 ended differently we wouldn't be seeing this.
Finishing off my last drink now xDebating whether or not to go shop xAlcoholism might be ravaging my life but at least I've been off the sniff for 6 weeks x
>>85652492There's a fair few of them dotted around the country. These are the only women that don't give you dirty, disapproving looks like the rest. ;_;
>>85652495Wonder what Sandra thinks of all this. Probably ashamed af to have a son like you.
Out am I?We'll see about that x
>>85652501Yeah she was a real nice friendly lass. Hung around with me when I first arrived and didn't know anyone else there. She was heavy as fuck though even though she was like 5ft. Literally broke multiple chairs by sitting in them kek
>go to one of them useless bennies classes to help with your cv>jobs coach says "raise your hands if use facebook and social media">I'm the only spacker that didn't raise my hand
Flabberghasted.
All night, all morning, all afternoon. Grim life that.
Garn shop for more wooze xIt's fucking over x
Imma get another vape too x
>jobs coach says "no you can't use your hotmail on your cv anon, you should be using gmail now"fucking pissed me off.
>>85652489the Joseph Rowntree Foundation has this concept of a 'Minimum Income Standard':https://www.jrf.org.uk/income-savings-and-debt/a-minimum-income-standard-for-the-united-kingdom-in-2025every year, they calculate what you'd need to live a basic, comfy life in the UK in current_year. you can look at the tables and seethe at some items, but if you read the methodology it's all based on surveys asking Britons what they consider 'basic living' (not necessarily life-or-death essentials). so booze and holidays end up in there. even if they're luxuries by nature. a few niceties were always going to factor in because, on balance, that's just Britain.as a male singleton (which i assume most /britfeel/ers are), the latest report was:>A single person needs to earn 30,500 a year to reach a minimum acceptable standard of living in 2025. what's funny is, the same types of people will look at that figure and go>30k? that's nowt in today's day and age.AND>30k? scroungers don't deserve that much.
>>85652534>hotmail
>>85652545still got me hotmail.com email oh aye
>>85652528>Garn shop for more wooze
