HelperLad editionPrev Helphelperlad edition: https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/85654404/
wtf is this shit? Dire edition
>>85661095You don't get it lad, this is ebic bants, top trolling, big lole
I remember the lighthouse editions those were good ones, not bloody fishing hooks
might play with my 'back passage' wearing my special Marge Simpson gloves.
>>85661095>>85661108NTA but you cunts had ample opportunity to make a new thread, and failed. Shut the fuck up and post your drivel.
saw PAC at wembley couple years ago, mad our goblin is dead, only 40
Cannot believe having a hotmail address makes you unemployable. I've been using my hotmail address since 2006 I get around 1200 spam emails a month due to all the shit I've signed up to over the past 20 years I will never get rid of it. The foid at the job centre can do one
>>85661120if you're the OP you knew this was a bad thread and you should feel bad.other anon was right. we could have had a pleasant lighthouse. you made the free choice to ruin our evenings.
>25 years old>looks like thatYou don't see women like that on Love Island or Big Brother do you lads?
>>85661124I really wish I made a @live email address back in the 2000s. I think you can still make a hotmail.
>>85661146>25 years old>looks like thatShe still wouldn't let you smash, big man. How's life in your parents spare room. Got everything a 36 year old man needs?
Now this is how a 30 year old scottish woman is supposed to look.
Mums been of work for 2 months and put a stone on bloody hell
>>85661165>Now this is how a 30 year old scottish woman is supposed to look.What does a 36 year old you look like?
>>85661160I would love her and I'm white too. I would buy her nice gifts and she would buy me nice gifts too. We could go on nice trips to museums and castles together. I would give up everything to have these experiences with someone. It sucks I can never live and experience love.
>I can never livemongboy.jpgalso kys smelly incel
>>85661180To me women have dropped off pretty badly by their mid thirties. Not only in looks but they most likely already have sprogs or some other issues going on if they are single at that point. I just hate how it is desu.
>A man who has a Hotmail address gives women the ick
>>85661127>if you're the OP>>85661120>NTACan you read? Read. Idiot.
>>85661078Couldn't even properly link the previous thread. Can't believe i let this happen under my watch
He doesn't like it when we talk about a Sunderlanese carehome lad getting his anus stretched into a basketball hoop
>>85661122not rightbad few days for AEW
>>85661171>been of workspacker
>not having your own email domain in 2026
>>85661180corr he's got the look of the apu about him, even wearing the standard issue shirt
>>85661292Why would I want to do that for some wagie minimum wage job?
>>85661292>tfw actually own firstnamelastname.co.ukwhat do i even put as my addy? firstname@firstnamelastname.co.uk is just weird. John @ John Smith.'contact' or 'hello' makes me sound like i'm a company.
>>85661127>you made the free choice to ruin our evenings.Imaging being THIS affected by something on the internet. HILARIOUS.
>>85661320Should've used first@last.tld
>>85661319Not you, you're beyond help if you're whining about a fucking Hotmail address - pipe down.>>85661320>firstname@firstnamelastname.co.ukThis. Easy. Done.
I have my year of birth in my email. They will probably throw me in the trash for being too old.
>>85661323He's a sensitive druggy
>>85661319Get a Gmail address you literal autist. Fucking hell.
incels doxxing their emails ITT
>>85661336Yeah. Getting in his own way. It's the /britfeel/ way, after all.
Why did she not have a baby with a man who has a better hairline? Surely she could easily find someone better given her status.
Big pink hard nipples
>>85661339I don't agree to their terms and conditions. There are already billions of email addresses used up because they only use one domain. My name is definitely taken.
>shitdick.com is availableLads I love expireddomains.net
What if you use a proton mail address on your cv lads? Do they think you're some paranoid schizo?
just need Norway to change its name slightly so i can have the domain name of my dreams.
>>85661355Yet you have a Hotmail account with arguably more insidious terms. Ironic.
having your own domain name gives me the ick
>>85661347Never had a gf out of your league
HR bints don't care about Protonmail. Hotmail stands out. Yahoo is a no-no.
I don't like my name and I would prefer to use a made up cool nickname in my email address. Why can't I use that on my CV?
>>85661347>6 losses>6 (six) miscarriagesSurely you'd pack it in after the 2nd or 3rd, might be for someone else but it's not looking like it's for you at that point, but nah you keep going, now after the 4th and 5th you must be thinking this isn't going to happen, nope, 6th time flushing and you're STILL going, 7th time the charm hopefully
>>85661373I'd rather be with the lesser evil and that's the one I use for my Xbox. You can create 10 different email aliases too on one account.
>>85661375Are you involved in any sort of decision making? No. Therefore your opinion is worthless.
>>85661369I would wonder what you've got to hide, no job for you
>>85661393Yeah can only imagine that sprog probably has some longterm health conditions coming up. Hopefully she's had her tubes tied up now. That's how incels are born.
>>85661394So Microsoft is less evil than Google in your world? Yikes. OK. Whatever.
>>85661395i just decided you're faggot, fella
>>85661347corrr spaffing in that barren harpy a dozen times a month x
>>85661347This will never be you lads. You can't even take care of yourself, let alone become a loving, caring father. You wouldn't be able to handle all the responsibilities and women can detect that easily in a man.
>>85661406>decided you're faggotTry again, webmail spacker.
Me? own 6 domains
>>85661418if i do i'll mail you at superspecial@snowflake.fgt
>>85661429Isn't that an expensive thing to do?
>>85661406Enjoy your webmail adverts and having your email corpus used in LLM training. The absolute state. Grim.
I have never seen a vagina, the rope is nigh
There's actually a .onions domain kek.
>>85661435OOH THAT TOLD ME. Yawn.
Weird how Gmail shows no ads these days but Outlook does. There was a lot of shit people made a fuss about the ads scanning the emails but I'm sure it does it on Outlook, Yahoo etc.
>>85661429>britfeel.com>2,423 days oldOutstanding.
>>85661445Fucking hell why does it still bloody do that?
>w-what i-if my heckin email corpusaroony went into the clankerino!
>>85661460No dns record for it. What's the point having it?
>Microsoft powers OpenAI>Your outlook.com email goes into ChatGPT training>Google powers Anthropic>etcStill not sold on your own domain? Peasants.
>>85661438Not particularly, costs like 150 a year>>85661460Damn I owned it a long time
>>85661463Your own domain is likely to get fucked over if you miss renewing it over a free service that has operated for like 30+ years.
>>85661467>What's the point having it?So nobody else can have it.So it can handle email (which it does).
>>85661467Where would you like it to point>>85661475It doesn't have email atm actually
>>85661473So set a yearly reminder to renew itOrCRAZY IDEALease it for a multiple years in one go.Simple.
>>85661481Your favourite gay porn site.
>>85661481>It doesn't have email atm actuallyWell you have MX records set, so mx1.privateemail.com and mx2.privateemail.com will receive it.
>I'm a very important and unique person, my email corpus is VITAL to the existence of AI
Welper? He knows how to take a gape. I've seen his arsehole wider than a dinner plate and he'll still beg for a bigger Bantu. You wouldn't last even five seconds with a batty half as gaped as his.
>>85661491Sure that's the email provider it used to have but like I said it doesn't actually have that atm
I have a @me email address when Apple used to do those.
>>85661514And I believe you. You have MX records set, they will accept the incoming email. Remove the records. If you don't use the email service, remove the MX records for security.
I wish we could go back to 90s Internet
I have a 3 letter email on one of the big providers. Yeah I get a lot of signup emails by mongs.
Watching a how to make a noose video
Me? I have a 5-character domain including the TLD. Can't get much shorter than that.
>>85661570Me? Using Google Maps to find directions and public transport to Beachy Head.
>>85661576Maybe you can with those newer TLDs lad. Lots of them now.
so some busybody will demand compensation from British Gas or to have their debt cleared by Virgin Media, and AI will base their winning email on MY contributions?cool. glad to be of service gents x
>>85661524>>85661566>>85661576any you lads think about getting GFs sometime?
Any wun got penpal
>>85661566nig@gmail.com
f@gmail.com
>>85661584My domain format is xx.yy (5 characters), a lot of the new raft of domains are longer in the .yy part.
weatherfu? another in a long line of britfeel animal abusers
Nonce site owners itt
>>85661585Maybe someone will ask RetardoGPT for an unnecessary straw man argument?
>>85661617I would shoot an animal abuser if i had gun
>>85661617Nubs isn't an animal
Nonce Orange Order still trying to march. They're gonna get battered by big Michelle.
Me? Couldn't give a flying shit about you or your gay boy domains.
Me? Couldn't give a flying shit about you or your gay boy domains.com
Me? Couldn't give a flying shit about you or your gay boy domains.gay
Can you feel a chill in the air tonight anon?
Me? PFFFFFFFFFEWAAAARSAA
ON MY WAY TO SPARK OUT ORANGEMENSIMPLE AS
>>85661642y-your not impressed by email is joebloggs@joebloggs.somalia??
What would Nubs think about fluffy ponies
>>85661673>gibberishGet fucked.
Shit edish. Shit chat. Mongy cunts.
Mong edish by mong OP
Does it matter about the op when it's the same shite posts by the same spastics
>>85661736Gotta start the thread right
Checked the front pads but didn't actually need doing. Replaced cv boot, inner tie rod boot and tie rod end on passenger side, then done the tracking. Unwrapped and rebolted the exhaust heat shield. Done all this on my neighbours car and now he wants the driver side driveshaft doing an all. Don't really want to do it desu
>>85661736Nope. But it makes the mongs feel important. No weight to their whining. Tedious cunts if you ask me.
>>85661765Have you got a domain though?
>>85661678Not sure about ponies but I think she likes fluffy bunny and fluffy sloth, she had both as plushies
>>85661775Yeah lad I do desu
>>85661783Good lad. Love to hear it.
Sleep is like death with benefits
the only reason labour care about gaza now is because they need to win the muslim vote back from the greens so they continue drowning this country in imported brown labour voters, also hello
When I was doing the car other day some paki pulls up>you boys mechanicsYeah yeah what you need doing I ask him. Wants a set of rims put on his benz. Big job that is pal gonna cost ya, 50 quid. Nah he said
for me? gazza
>>85661632they have the right to march, the 'protest' blocking them is illegal
>>85661830Is right lidTunehttps://youtu.be/T1urq4Vb0XM?si=2i6MmJ3x4ezGTF1A
GLOCK TUCKEDBIG T SHIRT
Gazza Strip vs Israchel
Mongy edition what utter shit
>>85661880year RUINED
Hey siri how to delete a britfeel thread because it's shit
>>85661894Century RUINED brav
imagine making an edish honouring some braindead spacker in Sunderland when he's not even inflicting his irritating presence on us at this timewhat a life
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Bought that Suspiria in 4K and that's lush. Can't wait to watch it on me OLED.
Yes brav
I can't remember what plushie I swapped with Nubs for slothie, I didn't even want the sloth she was meant to give me the bunny
>>85661908Agreed with this lad. Some levity in this thread finally.
Miss nubs fr no cap
RELEASE THE CHAT LOGS YOU BLOODEH NONCE!
>>85661078I want to get into /britfeel/ threads. Can I get a summary of the lore here? It feels impenetrable.
>>85661931Same desu I emailed her but she didn't reply
>>85661941Don't bother mate it's shite
>>85661941DVDlad is the de facto leader and he is a commander in the IRA. His deputy is a Pakistani woman named Moni.
wet like wonton soup
>>85661941a lad called helperlad is our chairmaneverything revolves around him
>>85661941>Can I get a summary of the lore here?various socialily maladjusted weirdos posting seethe and make believe
>>85661941A bloke from Sunderland runs britfeel I think there are bots in here
I almost went to jail for like 500 days
>>85661998Did you tell them PINAC?
>>85661998Why lad x
>>85661941I'm convinced that all the posts are made by three people - me, you and a chap called Sean.
>>85661998prison mate, jail is the temporary place the police put you right after you've been arrested
I went to jail and then stuck my cock up a big fat black man's arse and that was lush.
>>85662014i exist notice me senpai
>>85662024Description please lad
>>85662014I post lad how many of us now
>>85662003Based is not a crime>>85662006Eating wonton soup
>>85662028I pulled his hairy, stretch-marked cheeks apart, squirted some toothpaste up his starfish for lube, and then stuck it right up there. Minty fresh and lush for me cock it was.
>>85662030Why wonton soup?
Just me drinking Monday night yea
>>85662050what's ya poison pal?
>>85662057Brandy and port
got six bottles of wine I helped make on me shelf
>>85662066exquisite taste lad
Thinking of becky and faith makes me sad.
Bottle of wine up a black man's arse in a prison cell. How it should be. x
Xbox controller pissing me off lately. Double fucking inputting some buttons. Fucking hell cheap chinese crap. I'll never afford a new controller. They all fucking go to shit anyway. It's so fucking over. I'm gonna throw this fucking thing out the fucking window.
fink ruthposter may be worst poster in britfeel history alongside lollers and 10 stone lifter
Might have to apply for bennies again but I'm not going up there.
>>85662100there are people I find more annoying than Ruthlad and that's saying something
I don't know what's happening I'm pissed
There is never gonna be a becky for me.
>>85662100Ruthmong is the backbone of this general.
beggars belief filmfour keep puttin' on tarkovsky's sacrifice. its well annoying. they had a tarkovsky season years ago playing all his films and i recorded every single wun except somehow missed nostalghia and im not sure how. and they occasionally put a tarkovsky film on. but always the same wun sacrifice, which i already havepropa bullshidd heftae be acknowlegitimized
>>85661662corrrrrr decent to strong 9/10 on diss kittingtonshirewill DL
Gonna watch some nonce hunters I reckon.
why the fuck do I fall in love with these bints and get so sad lads? it fucking hurts.
Wish I had a cat, then I might have a friend
>>85662130Which ones lad what's your favourite
>>85662143Daddy G is my favourite ever, I was watching it live when it happened. Goblin Nonce and Kenny Donnison were funny ones as well.
>>85662141just moved in with my brother and he's got a cat. she's cute but not one for cuddles sadly
>>85662141You'd have to keep it indoors these days.
Just ate a share sized bag of cheese and onion mccoys with some cheshire cheese and nuts. Feel ill
>>85662156I think if someone did that to my cat i would kill them
>>85662164Same lid. Bet the sicko has brown skin.
>>85662159You will have the shits tomorrow lad.
I like the idea of reading a book more than the actual act, looking forward to being in an adventure. Same with films. I just want to imbue the vibe without actually watching one. Im pathetic
im eating biscuits off a plate
>>85662211>biscuitsWhat biscuits an giz one
>>85662202I'm not good with big words meself
>>85662211I find that the bourbon biscuit gets tastier with each successive one. The enjoyment stacks
Feel like a right loser when a lass can move out so easily. Then again I don't have a boyfriend in a career while I just tag along in my wagie job.
FUUUUUCK ive got no choccies in and its too late to go the corner shop
Women live life on easy difficulty. They can move out any time, find a boyfriend any time, get sex any time and be worshipped any time. Tell me why women are oppressed still lads. Oh they can't walk alone at night...wow.
>>85662234Imagine her spitting in your mouth lad
>>85662217custard creams and its lush >>85662229same, then a sip of tea and the ride starts over again
>>85662234>Members onlyImagine being cucked enough to pay to listen to some Scottish bint whisper into a mic about her new flat with her Deano bf
You all love a fruity shortbread x
Chucked asmr mong
>>85662251To be quite honest lad, I think she'd rather kiss her cat's butt than have to do anything with you or any of her male simps.
>>85662246Do you have sisters or actually know any women? Sure i guess women can have sex when they want but they go through a lot of the same awful life shit the rest of us do. Also, you can move out whenever you want as well, just get a job
>>85662264Yeah those lonely simp cucks are enabling her to earn money to spend on herself and boyfriend. Some people just love torturing their minds watching these bints go on about their lives and boyfriends. I've never understood why you'd want to pay for this shit. A lot of the asmr bints do this now.
>>85662276Her mouth looks like an anus in this pic
>>85662276You are one of her simps you mong
>>85662278>just get a jobAny job won't do when you are on your own. Minimum wage won't afford you anywhere. You'd have to beg for housing benefit if you are truly fucked and working.
AI sexbots soon lads
It's really hard and lonely being a woman
>>85662289Probably been stretched by deano several times by now.
>>85662298No I'm not. I barely watch her. She's not as cute now she's 25.
I only watch big black man asmr me. Need that deep voice
This dude is supposed to be sixteen. Oh, America... you so cray!
>>85662278Women can get a partner easily and move out with half the cost (two incomes). If you wanted the same luxury, you'd have to get lucky dating in this shit era. In fact, a woman doesn't even need to be employed and still manage to move in with a career chad (as long as she gives him sex).
any kino casino lads know if they are back tonight ?
>>85662340No black men in my feeds. It lush. Just white angelic women.
>>85661078>tripfag editionthis shit belongs on discord
She was making asmr in 2021. Blimey where does the time go?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvR53lGQ_AA
>>85662419Don't mean to brag but i which 2011 asmrists
I just want to cry but what's the point? This is as good as life gets. We can't all be winners. Some people get cancer, some people get run over, some people just rot.
>>85662419Is R still your all time favourite?
I was reading something on one of the UK subreddits the other day. People going on about how they'd get on if they lost their job. Many felt scared and hopeless. Me? I don't particularly feel much. I think when you've got nothing in life, it doesn't matter too much. I guess they've got homes they've bought, lots of stuff, a car to maintain etc. I'd lose a few things but I wouldn't particularly care too much. There is always death available.
>>85662459I don't know lad. She's not as sweet as becky. She's a lot more snobby and in a rich family. I think becky is better.
And my computer and vidya consoles would be missed but those things have realistically had their day. Life would probably be better in some ways if I were homeless. Not a care in the world at that point. Could just get yourself arrested, do stupid things, walk around with no real direction. Live off homeless charities.
>>85662429I wasn't really watching asmr back then. I think I started watching females on periscope first.
Something romantic about being homeless. The smell of the streets, sound of rhe pigeons. Wandering around without a care in the world. Pitching a tent in the woods then dallying into town to do some begging. I bet its LUSH
>>85662526No begging for me lad. Just robbing.
>>85662533Don't forget the rogue pooing and raping.
>>85662564Pooing in mcdonalds bags and chucking them inside police cars.
>>85662526Was quite the larf when Harry Hill did this but with Heather Trot from EastEnders. Corrrr, he was always giving her a hard time but fair play she took it on her stride. ALSO, maybe Footlights conspiracy lad who posts here is right, the SNL UK cast and writers are all Oxbridge for the most part.
Anyone else's dick sting after cumming? Like even if i piss straight after or wait 10 minutes then piss it still stings for a bit
>>85662625https://youtu.be/hZsDH2EgHgk?si=LpRKfKXFYmH8kXOA
I am become britfeel, samefag of threads
Just ordered 48 cans of Irn Bru. Much cheaper than going to the shops for it.
>>85662693Corrr love irn bru me
Anybody up for a bit of jiggery pokery?
A quick Night guard bump before I go to bed. Good night lads x
>>85663166*Bounces the energy back*
Just rode my bicycle incredibly fast. Sweating bigly now.
Miss my comfy twitter timeline of dogs, countryside images and gardens (why yes, I am an old woman in my brain)Biometric verification wankery killed it
>>85662586She was considered comically and disgustingly obese in the early 00s. See 100 bints like her during my Asda shop, some of them in pyjamas.
>>8566232525 year olds look different these days. she could be 15. like as time as gone on young people have gotten increasingly like stunted and less mature
>>85662693>>85662706I have famously never tried an Irn Bru. Stuff of legends. Never had a Greggs either.
Post things you've never tried that everyone else has
A nu day hath dawnedI finkVerilyX
>>85664283What you usually have for lunch and stuff if you're out and about? I get a slice of pizza and a cappucino every monday from greggs. Doesn't even cost 4 quid
dreamt I was a woman
I am starting to realise how fucking retarded vast swathes of the population are. Fucking animalistic creatures. 90% of the news is unintelligible to them. Yemen, Houthis, Israel-Palestine, Inflation, embargo, straight of Hormuz. All of this shit is inaccessible to people. They have the humour of a primary school, laughing at bums and fannies and willies and farts. Absolute fucking imbeciles. Democracy was a fucking shame. Democracy is pointless and a waste of time and energy. Fuck democracy. We need a high IQ aristocracy. The commoners can be left to their ow my balls shit.
England can only improve when we implement eugenics as standard practise. Sterilise those with inferior behaviour. I want a race of pure alpha high IQ chads.
>>85664350Definitely you are trans lad time to take hormones and get your Willie cut off. Remember to dilate every day even if it stinks of shit.
>>85664365Covid made me realize this
>>85664365Not you though huh? You're incredibly intelligent
>>85664392Ironic thing about your post is that the people who use line as a snarky reply (and it happens nearly every time someone points out how retarded people are), aren't intelligent enough to realize what a self-own it isGrats pal! You're part of the "retarded population" he's complaining about.
48 fookin cans mate, lush.
Men wearing earrings
seasideMARK out having a few jars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drPIIVwFMXQ
>>85664509What a sad liferino x
Smack a couple trannies
Morning lads, how are things with you lot?
>>85664288yorkshire pudding
>>85664330greggs pizza is surprisingly nice although I haven't had it in over a decade so maybe it's changed
Euan Blair is Tony Blair's son. He founded and runs a company called Multiverse, an 'educational technology' company that 'provides apprenticeship-based training and upskilling for early-career and experienced employees, primarily in technology and artificial intelligence roles'. Founded in 2016 it has never turned a profit and consistently reports losses of between 50-60 million GBP per year. It's only client is the state. Despite this it is valued at 1.6 billion GBP and pays Euan a salary of 250k (plus bonuses).Everything is fake now lads.
ngl de lads i love alprazolam but need to cut back on it asap as i dont want to get addicted
Projections for settlement numbers if Mahmood waters down the ILR reforms.
>>85664622She needs a big cock to satisfy her needs. Us normal sized lads cant compete. She would just burst out in laughter when she saw our peckers.
>>8566462236 still living with mummy. Grim.
>>85664288Effort
>>85664708bring back starmer
>>85664365We had a big /britfeel/ debate about this over the weekend. Keeping up-to-date with the news in no way makes you better informed or better equipped to deal with life than the next fella. In your post you've summed up the top 6 normie talking topics. In what way does reading up on the same stuff everybody else reads make you stand out? Does it make your weekly shopping less expensive to realise there's a blockade in Hormuz that drives up oil prices, thereby petrol prices which has a knock-on effect on logistics, production and basically everything else? It does not. You also have zero impact on world politics or world events. Realising that is the first step to personal enlightenment. You do not matter to the world. At all. You DO matter to those around you. Family members, friends if you have any. Stay close to them. Make sure they're happy. Laugh at their stupid primary school humour if you have to. At base, humans are animals. And we still need to look after our tribe. Let the mammoths kill each other out there while you stay warm by the fire lad.
9 more days on bail
morning. dreamt i was on a high rise playground speaking with a little boy (nothing weird about that). it was nearly empty and also i was back in time to the 1960s and he said he wished Britain was more populated so he'd have more friends to play with and i didn't want to reveal i was from the future so i held my tongue but he revealed he was from the past and he had bayonetted enemy soldiers in the war (it wasn't clear which war, bayonets have been around for ages.)stopped talking to him because that was pretty morbid. i can see why he had no friends tbqh.
>>85664857Is that you footsnifflad?
Real men _____ ___ ________.Fill in the blanks, if you would be so kind.
>>85664860Not into feet desu
Me? Compiling Nginx 1.31.6 from source on Debian 13.
>>85664858I had a dream where I was being chased, ended up in a farmers shed, then that shed turned into a kitchen and the kitchen was firebombed, and I had to fight my way out. I shot somebody.
Who would ever fuck me?
>>85664870Real men are on benefits.
>>85664870Smell their farts.
>sunberg ensuring i'm up at 10amaye cheers for that. not like i was passing away the pre-postie hours trying to figure out how i'd beat a giant or anything.(appeal to its pride -> propose a drinking competition -> do some dodgy maths to 'keep it fair')
>>85664854>a big /britfeel/ debateHilarious. Like apes throwing shit at the walls, I'm sure.>OH YAH WE DISCUSSED THIS AT LENGTH THIS LAST WEEKEND WITH THE COUNCIL OF MEN AND WE DECIDED POLITICAL DISCOURSE IS ESSENTIALLY WASTED ON THE PLEBIANS.Fuck off.
>>85664883I would m8.You have a gape potential or no?
Real men compile from source and use FreeBSD. The networking stack is proven to be superior to that of GNU/Linux.
>>85664889I have 1 thing saying it will be delivered on weds (tracked so should turn up on time). All my other stuff? Fuck knows when that will be here. Given up on 1 of the items.
if dreams are real in any capacity, i would like to apologise to the citizens of Elfland. it's possible you're all being eaten by a giant because i don't actually understand conversion rates. my idea was to butter it up like>o giant! surely, a being as learned as yourself understands that, you at a mighty 10 yards tall and me at a mere 5 feet, one barrel of ale to you would be but a pint to me.trick is to account for height but NOT depth. issue is, i don't know which way around benefits me ;_;
Preppan some brekkieberg rn arnt iX
>>85664890Thanks for admitting you're unable to read an entire post and respond with genuine counter arguments.
>>85664890>Like apes throwing shit at the walls>>85664365>OW MY BALLS SHITlmao
i just don't want to seem thick for admitting i don't understand what the Strait of Homuras is or why it's important or what was even on that boat. i know that makes it a good example but yeah it didn't affect my life as far as i knew, some ship gets stuck like that scene in Austin Powers 1 and for all i know ten million people died due to not getting medical supplies, OR the fashion industry ran out of blue dye for a week.
Kids getting bodied over Jordans
>>85664961So what you're saying is you're a self centred drug addict
>>85664365Yet these people have jobs, kids and relationships. They have succeed in life whereas you are a 30+ yr old virgin posting on 4chan 16 hours a day. Makes you think.
*decks you and takes all your picrel*
might gan downstairscheck post status(you never know)
Shoulders, biceps, and triceps day.
>>85665016Better than being stuck indoors lonely and depressed is it not x
>>85665000Mumberg got me those for christmas :(
>>85665032Shut up you dull virgin x
Elliot Page could easily beat you up.
>>85665003Fun fact my ex was called Ruby and I once shagged a prozzie called Sapphire but I'm yet to bonk an Emerald. Hmm. Might get on vivastreet.
>no post>realise on the way back up i had the buzzer switched off>switch it back onhave i averted a crisis... or has the crisis already happened?
>>85665046You can't make me, little man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG3bCFMN7GQThese nipponese tankbergs sure did suck arseDid they not X
All smiles when we getting on that bumsesh. Everyone invited and that is a LUSHsesh.
>>85665050Elliot Page is a fucking manlet and probably still have a vagina. I'd cunt punt the little dwarf and then use him as a sock puppet.
The /britfeel/ crew are all here this morning.
if past-me speaks truth (>>85651917)>>85651917>downstairs' neighbours' item was delivered yesterday at 10:29ampostie could be here at any moment. mind you that was a Saturday this is a Monday but if anything i've noticed post arriving earlier on all days not just at weekends. Royal Snail = taking slimy steroids
>>85665050She would body me over me Jordans
>>85665076south asians sure do like rape
don't want to dox/out them but the plumbing van outside has an @outlook.com email address.where does that stand on the tier list?
final week at work before I quitwork has never been half arsed like this
>>85665104Bumsesh is just a way of life in other cultures.A gape for everyone and that is double lush.
>>85665104It they culture
>>85665055I like looking on there now and then. Mental how many hot women you can fuck TODAY if you have the money and desire.
>>85665016I bet you look mad brolic
Cut my own hair yesterday. It was really long, like past my shoulders. I bought wahl clippers and a set of extra guards that go from #10 to #20, the 20 is like 2.5 inch, also bought proper hair scissors. I cut some of the length out before going over it all with the #20, then I did the #14 on the back and sides. I think it looks much better
>10:15 on a Saturday Nightis that late to you?
I don't use gmail because it sounds similar to shemale
>>85665127nice one lad!got that NEETmane since i last went mental and buzzed the lot. thinking about just doing it again (sound of mind this time) but what do you even do with all the hair...? there's hoovering short hair then there's having like 8-inch locks all over the placeeven if i shave out the window i bet some downstairs neighbours will come a-knockin' for hairbombing them.
>>85665117I wonder if 'brazilian girl' means what I think it does
>>85665145sweep it into the bin or down the bog, me
>>85665145>what do you even do with all the hairI dunno mate, what I did was put it in the bin, could try that
>>85665152>>85665153corrr binmind.don't have a dustpan/brush but i COULD sweep it up with the hoover (not switched on) omd.got this Wahl thing somewhere might copy >>85665127 just with whatever the longest guard already in there is.how is 'a short back and sides' not a solved problem? like some bowlcut type template, 3D printed by AI or something
I'm going to get some questions answered once and for all
>>85665158I have picrel, it's not bad actually
>>85665163You going to slap a mongboy sticker on here head for saying new in tonw?
>>85665175>here headmongboy.jpg
me? i use protonmail. end-to-end encrypted and no phone number required to sign up
>>85665158https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GTTNWFDRBuy the longer guards
>>85665177Kek, nice ya got mi.
incels with micropenises posting ITT
>>85665191HHL hasnt posted here since his mental break down
>>85665209>his mental break downQRD?
>>85665209other incels are available
>>85665209Helper doesn't have a micro penis
not enough oats for my milkadd oatsnot enough milk for my oats
The black gay porn spammer is a brit/pol/ tripfag who uses the pedo proxy site to evade bans. Kek.
>look at clock>11:11:11its not a coincidence is itbut what does it mean
>>85665220maybe 1 is your angle number
>>85665237>angle number
>>85665242>Angle Units Relationshipsl-lewd
>>85665246I'd luv to put mi dangle in yer angle bby.
