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>You die
>You wake up in a new body with your memories
>You are a baby
>You have a big brother and a big sister
>Its 2026
>Flip 3 coins
>Heads - Woman, Tails - Man
>Heads - Attractive, Tails - Ugly
>Heads - Wealthy, Tails - Poor

What do you do?
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>>85689753
heres what I rolled
>heads
fuck
>heads
fuck
>heads
damn nice
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Just did:
>heads
Yay
>rich
Yay
>tails
Can be reversed in adulthood by getting with a rich guy like a doctor.
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i got poor attractive man.
i would probably obsess over my studies and try to find social prestige
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>>85689761
>>85689792
The point was more what would you do with your new life.
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>>85689810
if I was a hot rich woman? I dunno, play vidya
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>>85689753
>poor ugly woman
I prefer the result I got IRL

idk, at least keeping a shit ton of memories will be OP and if I get super old there'll be be nerds in 2120 arguing whether it counts as "living memory" or not
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>>85689753
>Flip 3 coins
don't you even know how rolling works?
newfag retard
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>>85689753
>head, tails, tails
Nah, I commit suicide as soon as possible
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>>85689810
>The point was more what would you do with your new life.
Get a great education and top grades, go to college to get the Mrs. Degree with a doctor.
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Here's what I've rolled
>Tails
>Tails
>Heads
Yay I'ma wealthy dude atleast a good thing that I don't have irl other than an ugly dude
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>>85689753
>tails
Man
>heads
Attractive
>tails
Poor

at least im not ugly + i can just marry into wealth
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>>85689753
Looks like im set for live
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>>85689753
I got triple heads so wealthy, attractive female. Didn't want the female honestly but the rest is good. I'd probably end up doing the exact same thing I do now which is play video games, watch youtube and talk to people on 4chan and discord. I'd probably stream I play autistic games like EU5 and Darktide and Mechwarrior and Cataclysm TLG. Moids would love a cute foid who is actually good at the video games. So pretty much the same life except I'd get even richer for being born correctly.



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