My dad just asked me to show him my university enrollment paper/letter because of some insurance thing that apparently requires it. There's just one problem. I don't go to university. I've been lying about it for the past two years. What the fuck do I do bros I'm actually panicking.
>>85717596Blame the intern or the woman working on the administration you can survive by shifting the blame Say >I didn't get any papers dad I gave them the documents and signed in and I assumed I got enrolled after I paid
Just ask ai to make one, for you. It's useless dogshit tech but if it can make gooner art it should be able to fake some kind of online university slip.
>>85717610Uh bro the enrollment letters are all digital now. I don't think that's gonna work.>>85717611Ok but isn't that like insurance fraud or some shit? I mean if I make a fake enrollment letter and then give it to him, wouldn't they notice that it's fake and then I'd be fucked?
I'm contemplating making a fake enrollment letter but I feel like the insurance company is gonna notice that it's fake and then I'll be in deep shit. I don't know if it's really insurance fraud but they could probably easily verify that I'm lying.
>>85717668If you give your dad a fake enrollment letter and he submits it to the insurance company, he will be committing insurance fraud. If he gets caught he will be in serious trouble, he may even go to prison. I think you need to accept that the jig is up. You should come clean to your Dad and try to reduce the damage as much as possible while you still can.
>>85717689Jesus christ man. I'm actually contemplating suicide because of this shit, my parents are gonna be so fucking pissed.
>>85717596Well, now you admit that you've been lying. You didn't have a plan, so what did you expect?>>85717699I guess you can alter the lie a little bit and claim you did go for a while but dropped out more recently, but have been too embarrassed about it. Break down in tears and say you felt depressed or whatever and that you hated your course.
>>85717645Just get a copy of someone elses and photoshop it so its your name, yes this is technically fraud but its unlikely it will be verified
>>85717645The ceo of yahoo worked for like ten years with a shooped PhD. I doubt insurance is going to check. You're not even sick, right? I mean maybe if you were always in surgery, but you don't even go to annual checkups.
>>85717714bro are you trying to set this dude up so that his dad gets jailed? lmao
>>85717699it was retarded but it's not the end of the worldgonna have to come clean eventually, better sooner than later
>>85717689Sorry OP but this is the only thing you can really do.>>85717712You can change up the story a bit to make it sound more reasonable.
>>85717699in some years this will be a memory. dont do anything retarded
Just tell your dad you don't have a letter and that it's not a big deal. If that doesn't work, then yeah just admit the truth.
>>85717725me?? mislead anonymous strangers on 4chan?why I'd never
>>85717753Alternatively, pull an aggressive confidence trick and say you don't need/want his stinky health insurance, kek.
>>85717751I feel like you're underselling how fucked OP really is. He's been lying for 2 fucking years. OP, did you ever even plan on going to uni? And what have you been doing for the past 2 years?
>>85717790My money is on him being one of those classic retards who just sits in the train for hours during his supposed class time, then comes home.
>>85717806:( yeah pretty much. I would just go out and do nothing. I didn't even get a job. I don't know what I'm gonna do man I'm freaking out. I think my only option is to pretend like I went to uni up until recently and then dropped out...but I'm still screwed. I guess I deserve this...
>>85717790it depends on how elaborate his lie is and if he's received a lot of money from his parents and so on but even then its not as serious as op fears. young people catastrophize a lot. i feel for op because this is something i could have done
>>85717596there is a very simple solution to this problem. Maybe you can do it better than picrel
>>85717834whyd u even lie in the first place? i was gonna try this before i enrolled, but i figured itd be way too hard of a lie to work out
>>85717841I mean I lied for 2 years...that's pretty elaborate. I would ask my parents for money to travel and buy stuff and sometimes pretended itbwas for university stuff...man I'm a piece of shit. I don't know how I fucked up so bad. I wish I had the guts to just tell my parents that I didn't wanna go to university right from the beginning, but I just pretended to so that they would be happy and leave me alone. And I thought I would come clean in like a month. But then the lie just went on and on and on. I got comfortable with it and just assumed I could keep this up. And now I'm fucked. How did I turn out like this?
>>85717865Cause I'm a fucking pussy and a pushover. I didn't wanna go to uni but my parents wanted me to. So I lied. And I thought it would be a quick temporary lie but I just kept running with it. And now here I am...I'm gonna have to come clean obviously but I'm seriously dreading it. I honestly think I might just off myself tonight.
Parents just want money dude If you really hated school just lie to them, save the money and work some odd jobsYou could have begged some technician or plumber to teach you, hell even pay him or bribe him for your apprenticeship Then go to your parents and tell them that you got a craft and give them the rest of the money You fucked up sonEven I a humanities fag who's graduating this year straight into unemployment wouldn't have screwed up this bad
The best solution is to just confess to the lie. The longer you lie about this, the worse the inevitable becomes.
>>85717867Genuinely talking Can you give us your contact, and then you give one of us your parents but preferably your father's phone number so that we explain this to him?It could work, someone here must have the Ronald Reagan voice that fathers love
>>85717886Idk man I think I already dragged this lie on for far too long...two years. Two years of my life spent doing absolutely fuckall while my parents think I was attending university and being a top student. Holy shit it's actually so over.
>>85717884...is it too late for me? Can I recover from this?
>>85717881come clean and say you're going to pay them back somehow. that you're ashamed. say some of the stuff you're saying on here. focus on not adding more rather than fixing it, i think the sooner the better
>>85717922Probably not You didn't do anything useful with that time, like hell you got nothing on you You have a debuff for the rest of your professional life, everyone, even macdonalds will ask you what did you do for two years after hs Own it, talk with them right now, you seriously have no other escape Be a man, cry, say that you suck at academia and didn't want to make your parents disappointed so you hid the truth
>>85717915So what's next, 4 years? Lying about postgrad? At some point the lie will collapse in on itself. And the sooner you accept that and be upfront about it with them, the less bad the consequences will be.At the end of the day your parents want to support you, and I'm sure that in due time your parents will be compassionate with your situation. Go see a shrink, even if it does absolutely nothing it gives the facade that you're trying to get better.
>>85717936I mean, he doesn't have to come entirely clean. He can just say he went to uni for a while before dropping out. Makes it easier to swallow compared to "yeah I never went and I spent 2 years fucking around lol".
>>85717951depends on his parents and the context i guess. some might demand proof he was there at all, or look into it themselves. might be best to just come completely clean
>>85717941Nigga it's not that serious. Yeah his parents will be pissed, but he can still easily get a job if he at least graduated high school lol. It won't be great but hey, a job is a job.
>>85717951That could work, If he's smart I suggest going to uni, look for the people who he was going to study with, especially those who look like nerds and beg them to give you at least one or two documents or copy books from that year to help op sell the lie Then he says that it was so hard and he couldn't do it Add mental health iusses as an argument like anon said >>85717947And you are golden But do it this week, I know you op you are going to procrastinate until it's too late
Herr's what you're gonna do OP. You go up to your dad. Tell him you need to confess something. Say you dropped out a while back because uni was too hard or stressful or you never wanted to go, whatever. Now you could tell them the whole truth and say you never even went, but slipping in a small lie will at least soften the blow a little. Honestly if your dad hasn't noticed that you've been lying for two years now, I highly doubt he'll somehow suss out a lie in your heartfelt "confession".Then you have to get off your lazy ass and get a job. If you've seriously been slacking off for the past two years, that's pretty bad. Get a job, any job. If your parents are somewhat sane, they'll get mad but then try to figure out how to help you.
Honestly I'm more worried for your job prospects. No degree? Did nothing after high school? Bro you're gonna be a fry cook for the rest of your life.
>>85717971In all seriousness the anon probably does have mental health issues. Living as a hikkineet for 2 years is not normal behaviour. Seeing a shrink is usually useless if you're autistic so try to get one that specializes in dealing with spergs, specifically high functioning ones. I remember looking for a good shrink that specialized in autism and all of them were basically just tard wranglers. If you're smart enough to lie about going to uni for 2 years I doubt you're that stupid. Even if you can't find a shrink with such specializations, just having someone who you can talk about almost anything in complete confidentiality is really nice to have. I remember being a hikki for 4 years and would only interact with my parents. Seeing a therapist was a breath of fresh air, just being able to be completely open with someone with no consequence was so nice.If you are suicidal just say it's entirely ideation and that you have no plans of harming yourself and/or others.
>>85717999Trips of truth, his is a pretty smart option as white lies are extremely important in situations like this. Another option is to go back to uni for real, unless the initial reason for dropping out was too much stress. You could always laze around in community college for a few years or take a reduced courseload.
>>85717971Ok...I've decided that I'm gonna confess. I have to. But I will say that I initially enrolled and went for a while before flunking out. I don't think my dad is gonna demand proof that I ever went cause I had shown him fake reports and asaignments before and he bought it. I'm still terrified but I don't have any other choice...aside from suicide I guess. I know I need to get a job but I'm worried nobody will hire me cause I have no credentials other than a high school diploma. God I wish I could go back 10 years and do it all over again...I fucked up so bad.
