What do you usually do first thing in the morning when you wake up?
>>85726872Shoot a kike in the head
i sit on the bed and stretch for a minute then go to the bathroom to pee and look in mirror. then i pour coffee and sit on computer for a while until i'm ready for brekky
panic because something is always horribly wrong fuck
put on slippers, look at the time, and drink like three glasses of water
>>85726872water. clear nose. brush teeth. wish I was never born.
>>85726872Coffee & cigs desuThen get ready4work if its a week day
Go to the toilet and have a morning shit while browsing news on my phone.
>>85726872flick the bean. then I'm ready to take on the day.
>>85726872pick up my phone and see if my gf said anything
>>85726872Lament that I haven't died in my sleep
>>85726872Jerking off. Like, no joke, i always wake up horny as fuck. Im 35 btw.
>>85727570at least you get any headaches from it
>>85726872curse the universe for not killing me in my sleep
>>85726872Today I pissed then smoked a cigarette
>>85726872I browse anime incel board for like a half hour in bed and then I get up, drink coffee, and watch anime.
>>85726872usually i get disappointed that im not sleeping anymore
>>85727695It won't happen and u will live til ur 100years old
jerk off my morning wood
>>85726872try to go back to sleep
Day 51 of bed rotting: I cope by coming here and making a bed rotting post. I have nothing better to do.
>>85727852Yukari-neesan, I'm n-not a f... fag, I swear!
>>85726872jerk off to loli hentai then immediately go back to bed
First thing I do is grab my phone and open this board. I'm a fucking addicted retard. I wish I could be the type of person that makes his bed first thing in the morning and go take a shower after.
Dear mods, please remove this mio avatarfag spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (3rd thread)Thank you
