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I am a 37 yo wizard. I wonder how many fellow wizards are here.
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>>85754570
I will be a wizard very soon. Not handling it well
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>>85754570
i am a nearly 35-year-old wizard and i am low on mana. i need to dedicate substantial time and energy to improving my physical well being but it isn't something you just can grind full force at 35 like you could at 25. every day i get a little weaker and more tired.

i found a bike at a garage sale for $100 and i have a bicycle helmet coming in the mail so i hope that will help. need to start calisthenics or something. haven't been the same since the knee injury.
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Soon I will join you...
>27
>awkward
>5'6"
>ugly
>never had a friend
>never had a girlfriend, never dated, touched a girl's hand
>never worked
>failed studies
>riddled with diseases, depression and anxiety
Even if I had a girlfriend, I'm a sexual freak.
What am I even suppose to do.
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>>85754570
Also 37 year old wizard. Went to a prostitute, turns out my dick doesn't get hard enough for sex anymore, pretty sure I broke it as a teen and it never recovered as I was supposed to go the hospital immediately for that shit. I guess I just wait for death now.

>>85754603
Pretty sure my brain's default mode network just grew up in severe depression/post dramatic stress disorder and there isn't shit I can do about it now.
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>>85754570
This reminds me that I have not checked wizchan in months. In a couple years, I'll become a wizard, what super power would I acquire as someone exactly 5ft?
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>28 almost 29 years old KV
>Realize I got enough money to just be kissless
>Already have tickets to Europe to pay a whore to not have a cop throw me in the pen and do a little solo traveling
Sorry wizardbros, I won't be obtaining powers in this lifetime...
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>>85754623
My dick still works but never when I need it to, tried prostitutes 3 times and the only success was getting semi hard during a tantric massage. Which was a super cool experience honestly but it didn't translate into anything
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>>85754665
Wizchan is boring desu. Like 4chan has been since 2021
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>>85754570
43 here
>>85754579
no reason to feel bad about it anon, we have no power over our lives.
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>>85754570
33 up in this bitch

Still trying to lose it, but the prospects aren't looking promising



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