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corrrr my edishuggestion made it to the top of the pile.

imagine if we were posting on Prestel Mark III instead of this American 'World Wide Web' shite.

>>85764254
the world wide web was invented by the british man tim berners lee

if i don't get a gf by the end of the day im killing myself

I wonder what Pete is up to tonight

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Just grim, dark days for months now lads. Living in England is so fucking grim. No wonder we're all depressed.

>>85764281
Why not wait until biologically perfect robot clones are invented in a few years?

Foreign doctors are always in the news for malpractice

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Psst. Psst lid. Oi over here de lid.
Wanna make a few charlies de lid? Dem frogopps in Frog Block B been casting made shade 'n ting de lid on us lids in Frog Block A de lid. All ya garn have to do is put on dis RibbitEats uniform and give em dis big bag of sugar free haribo wummi bears de lid... hold da bags in full display and they'll try wob it off you de lid - make a hasty wetreat after you give it 'em mind, de lid. Dey not invite me to halloween party dis year, de lids got to pay.

can we get the normies to migrate from WhatsApp to Signal?

i'm pretty out of the loop with /g/ stuff but are we basically progressing towards open source communications? remember when 'a BlackBerry' was a thing?

>>85764290
I'm gonna be having a wank later. Not sure where or when.

>>85764343
What will you be wanking to? I can make some recommendations

who is jammers?

Nasty pigs don't like you staring. Makes my blood boil seeing a woman police officer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1bx-L0ugDQ

largest dutch land reclamation effort; Flevoland, 1410 square meters
largest english land reclamation effort: the fens, 3,900 square kilometres

>>85764354
Siamese twins/ What if one of them could never pull, but the other had a beautiful wife. Quite jammy to get to "fuck her".

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvwy761zyx7eo

>>85764354
A 40yo factory wagie man that lives with his mum. Hasn't even got a girlfriend. Only ever been in wagie jobs. Always going on about bully boys at work. Sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKVxpsir9w

>>85764350
Unsure. It might end up being generic wife sharing amateur porn, I don't much care for professional porn. By all means recommend.

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>>85764386
>Dr texa sim

Why did Leigh Brown do it?
>https://madebyredrose.co.uk/abuser/leigh-brown

I want ruth to incubate my sprogs for 9 months.

do people still pretending that people saying 'thos' is a big deal?

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It's pretty grim someone takes the time to make a site about sex offenders. Veitch and DJE are on there that site.

>>85764433
Rather nonce coded post if you ask me

I want to hug a beautiful flat chested woman

>>85764293
Grim is making AI images of people who you would never meet and would likely be repulsed by your behaviour. But you go on, moan without any action taken, see it that makes you feel better, big man,

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He saw his grandad and immediately thought of the bumsesh. He saw no shame in it but we just don't know why he bummed him. What would bring a man to gape his own grandad? We just don't know.

I remember in my innocent childhood I didn't know about gapes

>>85764394
seems like a nice guy tbqhwy

stickle chuckling about how mad that lickle lad got last night, omd

>>85764445
Even if I didn't make any images, I still would be in the same position and they'd never care about me.

>>85764446
He's had more action than you meme lad.

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Looked in the mirror and my beard is a lot more grey now lads. It's too late to get a young gf for me now. How the fuck this happen in your 30s? Fucking hell. It's over.

>>85764446
my guess is the grandad raped him as a boy and he's doing revenge rape, this is how the indian izzat brain works

Winners like me just keep on winning because us winners always win.

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Just can't believe I wasted all my twenties doing nothing but being a shutin. I guess it was meant to be this way. I still don't think there is any possibility of getting better. I could try but realistically it would not get me anywhere romantically and to be quite honest old women really aren't going to appeal to me now.

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i remember in primary school i had a half japanese friend and we used to laugh at this chinese kid for having a flat face like east asians often do
only just realised that its pretty funny given that my friend's mum had a flat face too

>>85764573
did your friend ever say it would be a laugh to invade nanjing and kill 300000 chinese?

I wouldn't mind participating in a heterosexual creampie gangbang (1 woman, 12 guys). Anyone else?

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>A former supply teacher has been jailed for six years after taking more than 100 upskirt photographs of schoolgirls, including in his classroom, across Greater Manchester.
>Abusali Rahman, 37, from Salford, also used artificial intelligence (AI) to create sexualised fake images from pupils' social media photographs which he shared online.
>He was caught when the mother of one girl was scrolling on X and came across an image of her daughter in her school uniform next to graphic sexual images.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ck79p174x3d3o

Makes my blood boil knowing it's an immigrant yet again.

>>85764585
not that i remember na
>>85764593
she will accuse of rape

>>85764603
its actually called 'Super Intelligence' now

>>85764618
No it's not mr orange.

Mi stan up like daniel inna di lion den,
walk alone, dat means de mi nuh walk wit fren
any bwoy mi nuh like, me nuh chat up to dem,
gyal mi no rate cyaan be mi gal fren
machine me nuh borrow, machine me nuh lend

Always get paranoid whenever I see someone holding their phone or it is in their top pocket. You just know they could be recording you without your consent. This wasn't really an issue to worry about until the late 2000s. You have a seizure in public? Someone will probably film it and show their mum. Mental breakdown? You will be on tiktok with some cringe caption 'hey look at this crazy guy lmao <emojis>'.

>>85764653
this is why i never leave my boxroom

>>85764653
just dont go out in public
whats the point anywy

I am a repulsive creature, outside and in.

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>be young woman
>have sex with tall handsome man off the telly who is very charismatic
>27 years later when he says something right wing, regret it and say he raped you
>didn't say he raped you at any point in the intervening years
Why are women like this?

>>85764668
i often think about how much id hate myself if i were a different person and knew me

Very Ruthmong coded behaviour >>85764612

>>85764494
It was a fucking mess wasn't it. Which lad you thinking of lad?

>>85764664
Same. Last time I went out regularly was maybe 2011. There were iphones then but I don't honestly remember people making videos all the time.

>>85764666
Outside is designed for couples and families. There really isn't much to enjoy if you're single. Imagine going to a castle on your own or a boat museum.

>>85764720
pretty much
i spend my whole time outside waiting to be back at home

>>85764695
Because they know they will be believed and will have lifelong anonymity even if the case drops.

>>85764733
>lifelong anonymity
not lucy craig

>>85764699
Not like that lad. That guy is German. I don't have the energy to be messaging people on apps all day.

have i SQUANDERED 7 grams of ketamines? or have i CONQUERED 7 grams of ketamines...

>>85764653
Aren't you the lad who hasn't been outside in 10+ years?

>>85764752
Yeah I don't go out. There is not much point if you have no interests and don't want to work. Going out means spending money on stuff I don't really need.

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>He previously attended Jackie Palmer stage school in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
Wonder if he ever crossed paths with are Timmy
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/oct/15/man-killed-tiger-yorkshire-zoo-bouts-of-psychosis-inquest

>>85761623 my dear friend and pal please forgive my having a sperg out as am a light weight with the drink now xxmuch love

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Timmy is living the dream life, his every whim catered to. While you live in your boxroom.

>>85764770
The nature in the south is beautiful. You're missing out.

When you think about it, guys like ruthmong live really easy lives. Living off parents playing video games all day, make me SICK.

>>85764791
He looks heavily sedated

>>85764798
It's not really interesting looking at fields and a few trees lad. Suppose it's better than the grim town centres.

>>85764698
What makes you think like tjis am curious?

>>85764804
He has an easier life than 99% of the population

>>85764804
If it were so good I would be a very happy man. I'm clinically depressed.

>>85764808
Free drugs too, what a lucky guy

>>85764813
I enjoy being in nature desu

>>85764791
Me every morning when I know I have to read the drivel here.

Did girls at secondary school wear trousers that felt a size too small or was it just mine? It was always the hottest ones.

>>85764819
idk im just self aware, i know that other people probably dont like me and when i consider it i understand them
not really got much going for me, just existing really

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>Tfw no 10/10 English Rose Crumpets to mix up cheeky alcopops in a takeaway with whilst you scran some greasy pizza

>>85764853
FUCKING NONCE TWAT

>>85764863
Lush those uniforms showing the crotch lines.

>>85764853
Yeah, it drove me wild seeing their buttocks and legs squeezed into those skintight black trousers. Some of them wore thongs underneath too.

>>85764861
They are the STACEYS. Don't even put them in that category.

>>85764307
unironically very interested.

I FUCKING HATE GLITTER

>>85764825
Mate GTA 6 comes out in a month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1B4B2yBZY

Was exercising my legal right to film in a public place when some tyrant comes up to me and says 'you can't do that mate' so I say 'i'm fully within my rights to do so in public place' and he goes 'people have an expectation of privacy, what would you do if i came round your house and started filming inside your windows?' so i go 'i'd close my curtains you daft twat, my privacy is my own concern not anyone else's, tyrant. jog on' and walked off and left him muttering something about phoning "somebody"

>>85764861
wigs
incels if male

>>85764961
jeetslop goycattle deanogame

>>85764961
Some of us can't afford six year old consoles lad.

>>85764977
Maybe stop trying to film young girls you creep. They don't want to appear in your pervy videos

>>85764998
jog on, tyrant

>>85764998
It's not against the law to film girls in public. Nothing the police can really do about it.

>>85764977
thats really giga

>>85765009
You could stop doing it because of your conscience telling you it's wrong.

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going to be a disaster this, several hearty britfeel lads could let alone a garden variety helper. can only assume its some sort of loss leader

>>85765018
I will stop when the police stop arresting me thinking I've committed some crime and hoping I'll admit guilt to something for their junior new girl detectives to get better scores.

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i like to listen to piano versions of pop/hyperpop songs

>>85765027
Hope you end up in jail lad. You are obviously a wrong'un

>>85765027
you've never once been arrested, give up this lame larp

Mum wants me to move out in the new year I won't survive on my own,

>>85765061
too bad, you've had long enough to learn

>>85765070
Using a washing machine and cooking fucking how.

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>>85765019
They keep opening up new Beige Buffets up and down Feel Street. Whole street is covered in a grimy patina of cooking oil. Used to be a butchers, greengrocers and fishmongers when I was a lad now it's Apu grease traps like the Beige Buffet and Fren's Feast, discount sweet shops and their various scam stalls.

mam walking down the street seeing her little lad sprawled out dead in the gutter

>the lad with no shoes who is scared to to even look strangers in the eyes pretends he argues with coppers

How am I going to get a flat when every one is full.

Annyeonghasimnikka

>>85765119
Rent out your arse like chika

dads a bit of a twat sometimes, needs sparking out frankly

>>85765144
Ask one of your mates to spark him, you can't fight

>>85765019
Had a phase where I exclusively ate hash browns with everything a few months ago and then suddenly it came to a screeching halt and I just stopped eating them. Got 3 bags in the freezer that I haven't eaten yet.

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>>85765144
Dad'll spin your fucking jaw son.

A tablespoon is 15 ml in most of the world, but it is 20 ml in Australia

>>85765165
the way he drives some cunt will spark him out one of these days

>>85765184
No son of mine will be racist under my roof

I'll spin anons dads jaw.

Good evening Pete how are you?

>>85764953
got nonced by him did you?

>>85765210
want a sparking out not a jaw spinning

got me beers for the weekend sorted out xx

>>85765212
Really well lad, how's your stuff?

I see we've stopped the prev thread link in OP. Weak.

Bumsession Confessions: The 20 Year Gape Volume IX

>>85765302
only dire archive gremlinoids care about that

Finished up my wankingtonshire. Ended up cumming to Dakota Skye, may she rest in peace.

>>85765019
wonder how many apus will drown in the wepsi max trough

>>85764858
The sad thing is in society it feels like theres a exam we have to pass to be allowed to look at ourselves as worthwhile worthy of life which Is crazy. Is it normal to hate yourself Like as a child did you hate yourself or did you learn from people that youre hateable. What comes before the hate. People are fickle desu if you won the lottery tomorro youd have loads of pals who think you're great all of a sudden. I get you though its hard.

Me son is a bladdy roicist incel

>NEW: The Government is planning to extend the licence fee to online platforms such as Netflix, Disney+ and Amazon

ITS OVER!!!!

>>85765420
>planning to

>>85765240
Not too bad at the moment. Glad to hear you're doing well also.

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>>85765420
They can get fucked. I don't watch any BBC content, why should I have to pay them to watch another service that I'm already paying for.

If they want people to pay the licence fee, why don't they produce good shows that people want to watch instead of all the shite they produce. Oh, and stop with the bias.

>>85765420
So what if you just pay for internet and don't have Netflix or Amazon prime?

>>85765462
>>85765426
There was talk also of adding a fee to your internet bill eg 10 quid a month. Which I think is worse since that would be mandatory

>>85765462
They've said they will require the licence fee for YouTube as well. So it basically sounds like they'll tax everyone with an internet connection and give it to the BBC.

Paying for a tv licence, I don't think so

>>85765426
The thing is the way we watch content is changing. Everything is moving online, so they'll have to rethink how they collect the licence fee as fewer people rely on aerials/ dishes to watch traditional TV. If normal tv disappears, either there'll be either they drop the licence fee, or they'll have to find another way eg broadband bills / council tax addon. It's all bollocks but they'll find a way to scam us.

Already had to pay for my arse bleaching license. When does it end?

>>85765435
glass-half-empty mothaflippas. private companies/independent publications can do what they want, this has always been true. should be 'put towards IMPROVING the BBC'.

the most important thing, the thing we all want (if not NEED), is a series of Dr Who with a modest budget, a middle-aged or elderly actor in the lead, and standalone adventure stories from different writers with little to no overall plot thread.

is that SO MUCH TO ASK???

Gape Licence

>>85765492
i liked the way Richard-Stallman-sama proposed it:
http://stallman.org/articles/internet-sharing-license.en.html

fee on top of your internet bill, distributed to content creators according to their popularity on a downward-sloping curve, then filesharing is free for 4 da peoples.

we're probably no longer on an internet where this still wouldn't be manipulated to hell and back, but it was a nice idea.

>>85765595
Don't get way the BBC cannot use ad revenue like the rest of the channels

Dr Who in the style of Mork and Mindy

Dr. Who but it's all naked women squatting with a camera below their arse whilst a Dalek wanks off in the background.

>>85765493
Absolute bollocks that is. There's no way all these private companies will accept the BBC strong arming them into bending over backwards because of the stupid tv licence.

THE GARVAGHY ROAD SAYS NO
SIMPLE AS

I don't recall using teleportation, yet there I was. Alone. Naked.

>>85765886
GET OFF THE GARVAGHY ROAD YOU DIRTY ORANGEMAN

It's true. These threads are nothing without our welper.

>>85765924
/britfeel/ has a gaping hole where Welper used to be x

Is there actually anything wrong with being gaped?

NO GAPES ON THE GARVAGHY ROAD

>>85765886
games will never be this good again ;_;

>>85765944
These are turbulent times for the Dunmer.

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shattered af. going to crawl into bed, dunno if i'll sleep.

nodded off during that first episode of Crystal Lake earlier. really strange idea. Mrs Voorhees was like 5 minutes of the original Friday the 13th, what an odd thing to expand upon.

>>85765964
I was hoping for an early night, but fell asleep in my chair earlier instead of going up to bed.
Quick spliff then I'm going to bed myself.

No early night for me. I've got wet hair and no hairdryer.

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>>85766001
What about using a towel?

>taking 4 days off work for GTA6
N A R M

seasidemark stinks of fish because he eats lots of fish (which is also why he is fat)

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Still can't work out why he did it. He must have known that doing that to a baby's bottom would likely kill the baby or at least injure him in such a way that the authorities would be alerted to his abuse. Why would he throw his own life down the drain, let alone the life of the baby?

>>85766157
Who are you talking about?
The answer is probably that he's a nonce

>>85765715
INSEMINATE INSEMINATE

I wish women would stop doing butt exercises at the gym. They look deformed. It's not attractive.

>>85766157
It does indeed make you wonder lad.

Very intruguing.
We need to know more.

>>85765964
Didn't even know this existed but might check it out for Linda Cardellini. Hope Jason looks like a deformed mong.

My sleep pattern is ruined, RUINED

Blood, sweat and beers

>>85766120
He drinks like a fish and beer has a lot of calories me lad

Shit meself coooor

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Sounds like regretful sex to me (omg I was so young and felt like I had to shag him for my social status). These women often came to his hotel rooms willingly. Now the jury are just going to see a bunch of upset women and think "wow, he is a monster" and you know...the emotions win in the end over any actual, credible evidence. Jury selection doesn't matter. Most people are so fucking incompetent at making decisions (a lot of jurors just go with whatever the pack says and just want to get out of there). I could never morally do jury duty (I'll just say "if it is a black person, he is most likely guilty" or "the police arrested him so I think we should believe them").

I honestly believe there are thousands of nobody men in prison now from greatly exaggerated false testimony and straight up lies. If you "no comment" everything in interview, the court will just think you were "preparing a story" should it get to court. I find it truly disturbing pretty much any crime can be tried only on witness testimony. So let's say you are just hated in general for something you do, multiple people will just be guided along by the police in preparing a statement, often being advised to say specific things.

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There is literally no point applying for jobs if you have long term unemployment.

>country is full and most jobs actually go to immigrants (this is actually the truth)
>AI is pretty much taking many careers (no point actually learning to code or do any job involving computers)

I hold heat in these cold streets

Got kidney pain from beermaxxing, my beer days are ogre. Day 3 no beer

Has banning something ever actually gotten rid of the thing

Recording foids with my smart glasses, smart pen, and smart tooth.

got the feeling i'm getting fired today, don't have any real reason to think that way but just felling it idk

>>85767960
Would you get any redundancy pay? Calculated mine yesterday after hitting another year of service and it's lush.

>>85767970
can you get it for being sacked?

>>85767989
It's nigh on impossible to get properly sacked in this country so most companies will just pretend your role no longer exists to get rid of you.

>>85767960
have you been hitting you targets? and office drama involving you also are you contracted?

>fired
>redundancy pay
Nobody tell him.

Only the very biggest of mongs get 'fired' or 'sacked' as us Brits would have said. Perhaps in Yankistan things are different. You genuinely have to make a complete tool of yourself for months, even years on end to get sacked without 'severance pay' to put it in your language.

Wagies throwing a hissy at the thought of losing their precious jobs.

Proper jobs you can get fired from. It's not difficult if you've been there less than 2 years.

Just want to die me

>>85768137
wassa matter mate?

>>85767624
My online friend sorta wrnt crazy talking to AI all day its like an addiction I have to admit when I first tried it I can see how it happens as its quite gratifying to have this.........entity? that just glazes you and tells you how smart you are and it has no choice to stop talking or log off and go to bed the ultimate captive audience really...and a lot of the interpersonal mess of us as humans isn't there but at the same time its empty as well And as well its pretty predictable I was even like "don't glaze me this time. If am wrong just say am wrong without the glaze" and its like "ok I wont glaze you but that is just such a profound point you've made, I might be talking to the smartest person alive right now" you're like ? No wonder its addictive when you're low self esteem and to be honest it's just a lot less messy than dealing with real people you know the score about how it thinks and responds and there's no unexpected weird nasty human bits that creep in..the problem with humans is that they can just turn on you on a whim for any reason Like little personal eccentric reasons as everyone has their own personal life going on...That it becomes exhausting...Yes its, overall, more rewarding than talking to a calculator that isn't imago dei but Yes it's also difficult and painful and theres no point in pretending that isn't there too.

No more glazing. You're better than that pal.

I glazed twice last night iykwim
Once to amateur wife porn. Then an hour later to ffezine breeding play.

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Did i get get scammed here?

>>85768214
Tory eggs

>no reduced sticker
Yikes.

>>85768214
I only get those on reduced and the blue box ones have weird yolks that don't like to stay intact when frying.

>halloween branded food
N A R M

I agree, I only buy food that has pictures of rock hard penises on it. That's how I know I'm a real man.

Bro glazed me something rotten

Larder full of aubergines and I'm getting my swag on

Your dad watches Andrew tate on a podcast

Am so exhausted with life desu. Trying to pretend otherwise to cope to myself As if it's not as well the person known as myself that already knows am only coping.

>>85768322
I know it sounds made to pretend to yourself but our brains can be tricked when we tell ourselves everything is great, although mostly temporarily. Just look at SSM. His mantra 'every day we above ground is a great day'. Repeat it to yourself enough times and you start believing it.

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Mark's AI thumbnails are like a fever dream

>>85768336
he put the word shit in his thumbnail lmao

>>85768397
It a hidden disability. It unpleasant. It stinky.

Grown men on benefits.

>>85768327
And it doesn't work, he says it because he's lying to himself. He's deeply dissatisfied with life, he buys gadgets and gets pissed daily to try and fill the sense of emptiness in his life (and to stop him wasting his money in the bookies)

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>>85767548
>Do the rape
>Get the gape
I thought they would make the trial public so I could stream it but the UK are cUK'd

Wouldn't mind living on the Isle of Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8C5u3PFgSM

>>85768214
You got a free upgrade

>>85768417
Of course he's lying to himself but what else is he gonna do? We look at people like SSM in life and expect them to just drown in a pool of their own tears but everyone (except suicides) keeps going, and to keep going you have to look for the positives no matter how small, or made up.

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Been too long since we had some good SSM chat. Love to see it lads.

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>it is estimated that police fail to record anywhere from 800,000 to 1,000,000 crimes per year, representing between 12.5-16% of all crimes

So not only are lots of crimes defacto legal now, but official statistics underestimate the number being committed by an average of 14.25%.

If anyone is seriously on the thin-blue-line cope team at this point I don't even know what to say.

>>85768414
*BBBBRRRAAAAAAAAP*
oh fuckin 'ell lands thing ive just 'ad a 'idden disability 'n' it runnin' all down me leg. phhwor gon need tah get down benifit office 'n' get some cash to wipe that up

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>>85768327
Well u spoke nothing but facts dear. X

>>85768457
All of this will be solved by mass deportions.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFb5z3kUSQ

>>85768483
It won't fix everything, but it will fix a good chunk of it.

Lads, we live in a radicalised leftist country. No help is coming.

Pollers is off again then

Boxroom dosser commentary is such a waste of resources. If I had my way, dossers would be terminated. Get out of my system, parasites.

>>85768491
Weird how a bit of political talk scares you, but the spam and gay posting gets no comment from you.

Off to Morrisons for a yellow ticket breakfasterino in my carberg.

Primo grade council estate fuckmeat in B&M today. Made my day. Lovely tits on her in a really light top. Leggings that showed off her arse. Bit of clam outline. It's great being straight and horny. It's MY world today.

>>85768503
I went there yesterday to get some beer ham and pork but. They had neither. I left with 4 guinness and a bacon and cheese pasty.

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>Online pornography depicting strangulation or incestuous relationships will be banned from early November, the government has announced.
>From 6 November, it will be illegal to possess or publish porn which shows strangulation or suffocation, depicts sexual activity between people who are related or shows adults role-playing as children under 16.
>Her independent review, commissioned by former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak's government, cited an account of a 14-year-old boy asking a teacher how to choke girls during sex.
>Porn that shows or depicts sex between step or foster-relations where one person is pretending to be under 18 will also be captured by the new offences.
>The new offences each carry a maximum penalty of five years' imprisonment, for publication.
>"If you've got this material, delete it. If you're sharing it, stop," Davies-Jones added.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmpqgepejr2ro

You've not got long lads to get your faps in to your uniform, step sister and strangulation porn of consenting adults. Once November comes round, you must delete it all or potentially end up with a sexual crime conviction and prison.

>>85768508
Get back to work you pervy dosser. Yuor local constabulary should be made aware of you.

>>85768513
>incestuous relationships will be banned from early November
I heard there's a 93% chance any pakistani couple you see is in an incestuous relationship.

>>85768521
Is that why they have bulgy eyes and low iq?

>>85768524
Yep.
Me and a friend got in a taxi earlier in summer, and had to shout at the driver to pay attention to the road. Any lass that he saw he stared at, and the car was all over the place. I felt bad at first, because I txt my friend and said don't laugh when you get in the car, he said why and I said you'll see. Big bulgy eyes, fucked up mouth cest baby driver.

>>85768516
>work
>dosser
Pick one, big lad. Embarrassing.

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>Mate what are you in for?
>Oh the police found some consenting aged adults roleplaying as step sister relationship in porn when they stopped and search my phone for something unrelated.
>Really? Wow haha. I molested my sister. So they put you in with us lot?
>Yes it's considered a sexual crime since November 2026 and the judge didn't want to accept that I see no wrong in it. I'm like you now - a sex offender.

>>85768513
>step sister
>incestuous
Pick one. Mutually exclusive. Absolute thicko mong.
This is my world and I'll do as I please.

>>85768550
I'd say yuor was more embarrassing.

>this is my world
>I'll do as I please
And he chooses to seethe on here. Embarrassing.

ITT commentary from clueless shutins. What the fuck. Have a fucking word. Ridiculous. This is MY WORLD.

>>85768561
Check your spelling, bellend.

Dadberg's gonna be well upset when he finds out we can't bang anymore after November. Fucking labour cunts.

wasnt moni a result of incest ?

>>85768571
>Check your spelling, bellend.
I've got too much on to bother with that. You're the one sat on your arse all day, you work it out.

>>85768563
You think that's seething because you're conditioned by developmentally regressive dossers. You're told what to think. Critical thought is beyond you. Genetic waste.
This is MY WORLD and I am having an EXCELLENT DAY out in the sunshine. You? Get out of my lane, cretin.
MY WORLD.

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The man with thousands of photos of toddlers in baths and swimsuits he found on some public facing social media posts from boomers can have those as long as the content is not sexually explicit. Even the man with thousands of tiktok girls dancing in school uniforms if it is not beyond the threshold. Meanwhile the man with his uniform kink, his adult baby diaper kink of consenting 18+ adults has to go to court and get convicted, be humiliated on the local news sites and now people see him as a sex offender pervert. His career will be fucked, will probably end up on bennies costing the state a lot. KEK.

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Thankfully this isn't my cousin.

>>85768581
Sat on my arse? I'm out in the fucking sunshine. Straight facts. I don't even give a flying shit what you're apparently doing.
Today is my day. My world. Know your place.

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Hang on, we can't mire girls in uniforms anymore?
Preposterous.

>>85768557
It still counts by law. You can't have intimate relationships with your step sister. Only your cousin if married in the UK.

Any more ad hominem drivel to send my way before I go?
Enjoy your sad wasted lives. You won't change. Your destiny is read only and you don't have the capacity to change any of it.
Me? Living my life to the full in MY WORLD.

>>85768585
There's cuddly toys in the background. It could be construed she is pretending to be a child. 5 years in prison with the sex offenders.

>>85768587
If it has sexual context and is a uniform only children would wear in normal circumstances, then yes.

>>85768598
>It could be construed she is pretending to be a child. 5 years in prison with the sex offenders.
They'd never send a THOT to prison.

>>85764254
I don't think I've seen this image since 2007 at the latest
what a blast from t'past eh

An 18 yr old could be in 6th form and wear a school uniform.
What do then?

>>85768585
Imagine unloading into her every weekend after a long week of wageslavery. That's all I want.

>>85768603
No but they'd send you to prison because you have the content. You don't need a victim to be prosecuted.

>>85768336
Great Caesar's ghost
you ain't lyin'

>>85768606
I could creampie a consenting aged girl but still couldn't have one single photo of her in sexual context. What then?

Imagine the amount of men arrested for something but they couldn't really find much evidence (like malicious communications) to support a prosecution...but they do find one or two porn photos of a an adult woman wearing school uniform on the phone. You think the police want to go away empty handed and not get a crime "solved" for their stats? So many lads will be caught out, get criminal convictions and the police can make a press release saying how they protected women and children.

definitely getting shitfaced either today or tomorrow, fancy a right sesh me

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Wagie lasses work most Saturdays too. It's no wonder companies prefer females...they will feel guilty for not complying with mr wagie's overtime requests. It's no wonder there are fewer jobs when overtime is preferred over hiring more staff. I hate late stage capitalism. It is what it is I suppose.

>>85768642
most gen z women work part time
you really think women have a work drive?

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>>85768513
>fictional porn depicting step-siblings banned
>actual literal cousins (or closer) marrying and pumping out deformed kids totally okay, celebrated to some extent even by various MPs and arms of the state

It's all just so fucking tiresome.

>>85768648
Maybe late teens girlies. At 25, most women are expected to work full time.

Imagine working in a wagie job and you get along with a nice girl most shifts. You don't get that in a warehouse or factory. It's depressing.

>>85768663
You would be surprised how little is expected of women. Even at 25. And despite that it is seen as acceptable because they are women

>>85768665
Lies. It happened to me in a factory, but I ruined the chance, twice.

>>85768651
I expect it will be mostly for publication but in order to have that content it will have to be published by someone. Porn sites even with age verification will have to completely block this content for the UK.

It is much easier to look like you're improving women's safety than to try and tackle religious weirdos who cry racism.

>Seething at the 1% chance of getting arrested for bike theft
>Seething at the 0.0000001% chance of getting arrested for schoolgirl roleplay pictures on a phone

Some of you lads just want to be raging all day, don't you.

>>85768668
Yes women don't have to put any effort in for a relationship. You can be a part-time wagie but as long as you are pretty, a man careermaxxing will take you in. It's always worked that way.

>>85768679
Not mine. There were way more men than women. Women literally couldn't handle working there for too long because it was 'boring'.

I have to use a VPN to watch JAV anyway so this doesn't matter to me. Most lads are using a VPN to watch normal porn sites too. Not a fan of this timeline. Not a fan of the current normienet. Bring back Rotten.

>>85768691
Nowadays it's only women careermaxxing
Young men are all NEETs now

Can someone explain to me why it's not okay to have a consenting relationship with a step-sibling that isn't blood related to you at all?

>hypotheticals about you lot fucking a demographic of female where age and relation status and clothing are the variables
Have to say, that's kinda funny. More please, I need a proper giggleberg.
XD

>>85768684
I think it's perfectly legitimate to be angry at the state allowing actual crimes with real victims to essentially become legal, while at the same time making entertainment they don't like but doesn't harm anyone illegal (the acceptance and legality of cousin marriage just exacerbates the issue with hypocrisy and blatantly obvious two-tiering of the system).

This is the best thread in fucking ages. I am laughing out loud at the absolute hilarity. Brilliant.

Another trip abroad for the little one with her grandparents, another hundred and twenty pounds for a notary to stamp a piece of paper for me.

This fucking system, lads, god fucking damn it's so insane.

>claims he has stuff to do
>stays here seething

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Turner syndrome lasses. Her literal name has Turner in it kek. She has IBS too. Sad. She's got a tougher life than us lads yet she perseveres and makes her vlogs. She considers it her job so I guess she's on bennies and PIP.

Do you lads reckon I can stuff a whole apple in my mouth? I reckon I can but what if I can't get it out again.

>>85768699
When you adopt or become associated with someone that is considered family, there are laws that prevent this. Otherwise dad could fuck his adopted daughter. Brother could fuck his sister. It's considered morally wrong and huge breach of the family unit.

>>85768726
Wise up, lad. If you're sixteen and you suddenly have sixteen year old sister you never grew up with then there's nothing wrong with a bit of hanky panky. Morally wrong means nothing when we live in a nation of filth.

>>85768698
And middle aged men in their 30s like me. I cannot honestly realistically see myself ever working. I'm just riding life out without really much fear any more.

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>>85768720
I wouldn't try it, but at least you could chew it down... This poor guy got himself in a real pickle while trying to replace a light bulb

Bit annoyed lads, the gf won't even consider the name snizzlord for our future son's name.

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Always liked R blonde. She naturally is blonde I think. A very cute northern rose. Hope she has a good weekend.

Freedom of information request?
Nah, we don't feel like telling you because it would make us look like cunts. Haha, better luck next time. Maybe you could always submit a new FOI request?...

https://tfl.gov.uk/corporate/transparency/freedom-of-information/foi-request-detail?referenceId=FOI-3946-2526

>>85768741
Most men are just riding life out. Whether they are working a wagey ragey job or are NEET doesn't matter.
Most men just suffer for no reason. Only a few like us are aware of this and have no motivation to do anything whatsoever. If all men thought like us then a country could not function due to low productivity.

>>85768749
Corrrr, lovely nostrils. Wouldn't mind a cheeky go on them. Two tight holes and that's lush.

>>85768755
Those working men working manage to get lucky and meet a girl early on in life (either school friend or get lucky being in the right place like university or work). They have purpose and a higher expectation to maintain good social standing. Some that are handsome get success on online dating apps. For all others they slave hoping for something that will never happen...doing the right thing by working.

You can never discuss this with your non-English NHS mental health worker because they just give you false hopes like "well let's first focus on getting out and helping finding your feet into work". It's why I never bother any more.

just get off r9k and go to concerts and fuck loads of baddies its not that hard

Don't mean to brag but I just threw a tissue over my shoulder towards the bin, and it landed pretty close to the bin.

>>85768765
nice little piggy ones.

If you don't work you don't have value. Haven't you noticed the first thing new people ask you is 'what do you do for a living?' Therefore, I am useless and valueless, but it also means I don't have expectations put on me. Ever watch a game show? You don't see someone saying 'Hi, I'm Mark, and I'm a fat, smelly NEET from Middlesbrough.'

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GNU/Linux for your strangulation and step sister porn come November. It's time to ditch Windows more than ever.

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Anime characters thats literally you

might buy myself a macbook air on finance little treat x

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>>85768780
>Anime characters thats Iiterally you

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>>85768766
Whoa whoa buddy. Did you just suggest that men stop waging away in a shitty job for no reason and without any purpose?

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>>85768780
literlaly me x

>>85768786
I believe only men that can get sex should work. That is the purpose of working on a human scale.

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>>85768780
Im' lain but male

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Literally me, oh my days. x

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>>85768786
Why are you posting the photoshopped version

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>>85768491
>Pollers is off again then
This is my first post ITT and first post for awhile. Do you want a full screenshot of the thread, thread warden?

>>85768792
why don't you just get a job in a stable?

>>85768806
yeah that would be pretty funny if you cared enough to do that, please go ahead

>>85768792
Men who get sex don't even need to work. Some woman will let chad live in her place and pay for him to live there.

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POV Light found you in yellow pages

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>>85768811
https://files.catbox.moe/7nqozm.jpg

>>85768814
If you're chad you can just go to prison and bonk the prison officers. It's a grand old life for chad.

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lollers enters thread and posts his pozzed links again

>>85768806
Lad, I think you have, once again, read Pollers as Lollers.

>>85768806
He's confusing /pol/ers and pollers. Probably heard the term used, but doesn't know why it was used so uses it wrongly.
Or trying too wind you up. Some are still salty you won THAT POLL.

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Wait so there's two pollers? The heck?