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Everyone on 4chan somehow makes six figures, yet is miserable and alone.
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>>85773075
side bitch implies you have 2. the other 4 figs are for my family.
elephants zerged my cloud song though, so i remain unhappy
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>>85773075
I make low 5 figures and am impoverished and becoming more and more desperate and am terrified i will end up homeless and die on the streets
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>>85773075
i make less than 15k per year and am probably going to be homeless again soon
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im here to represent the true 4channer:
virgin, neet, 35.
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>>85773075
yeah? i make 200k and am miserable and alone. why is it surprising?
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>>85773178
>200k
that kinda money buys you a decent car and a decent car gets you a girl. it's a law of nature.
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>>85773075
>Everyone on 4chan somehow makes six figures
Most of 4chan falls into one of a a few categories.
-NEETs living off welfare
-retarded college kids putting themselves in debt and wasting the best years of their professional lives getting a degree that will ultimately do little to nothing for them
-completely dead inside millennials who think that they have a wife they can't fucking stand and a job that leaves them feeling empty is the pinnacle who make 50k a year or less

Everyone here says they're doing so great but they're not. You don't come here and do the sort of shit that people do here when you're winning in any sense of the word in life. This place is a crab bucket. I mentioned I run a small business and earn ~100k a year to someone in that third category and he did the mental gymnastics to justify that after taxes I only make 60k so he didn't feel emasculated by the fact I make more money than him. Retard clearly doesn't understand how Sole proprietors factor in their net gain... I've done the same thing to the first and second category and they just mindlessly say "So do I"

The very few people who are succeeding in life in the slightest come here briefly when things are slow, laugh at how embarrassingly pathetic and transparent you all are, and fuck off until the next time they have some down time and a few good drinks.
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>>85773075
People who are poor are less likely to state what they make online. It's like how most guys who post dick pics are larger than average.
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I have $1m in savings and I've never had a gf.
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>>85773372
what are you saving for anon?
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>>85773075
I am on 4chan, I make very little money, I have had a lot of sex with a lot of women, I am ugly and short, I have a significantly above average penis, and I am a deeply troubled and unhappy person who struggles to justify daily existence. Thanks for reading my blog.
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>>85773075
I have high doubts most people on this website make triple figures. However making triple figures realistically isn't that hard. (Depending your living area)
im an anon that makes triple figures. And by that I mean barely there after taxes making 100k a year.
Women literally do not believe me I make money until they start seeing that "materialism" . I'm sure well off on crypto investments/nonstop dumping my checks into stocks and retirement bull shit over the years .

A woman making 80k a year wouldn't even give me a chance. Because she's already going to experience the indepedent life style. And because of that and her retarded feminist beliefs , she's going to demand a man to make an extreme amount over her or im not that "financially secure" for myself as a man.

Lol I know girls who make like <2000$ bi weekly , live in 1 bedroom apartments and demand any dude they're going to date have some high end luxury car. Not even talking about stepping up to a foreign car like an Audi or whatever.
Straight up be driving a 100k+ car because if not ,sorry man but you blew your chance on dating a high end queen living in a 1 bedroom apartment.
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>>85773378
Decent school/college for my future kids (lol, lmao, lmfao even)
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>>85773394
aw that's really sweet, I'm sure you'd make a wonderful father if you're already thinking that far ahead for the sake of their future. why do you think you've struggled to find a gf?
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>>85773399
I made a TL;DR post on /adv/ asking why I am struggling and they said I was either LARPing or a mentalcel.
I went to a therapist to see if I was mentally ill and they said there was nothing wrong with me, in fact the therapist (female btw) was surprised when I told her I never had a gf and I struggled to find one. She said I could get one easily because "you look like a runner" (wtf?).
I also posted my face to /soc/ and got an average rating of 6.4/10, so I'm below average in terms looks I guess. But all the people rating me were men so it might be even worse in terms of how women rate me.
In terms of the women I actually talk to, I can't shake the feeling that I just annoy them by deigning to talk to them. The women I've had the best relationship with in terms of they actually wanted to talk to me, would invite me to do things without me forcing it etc, have both been married.
I just don't have whatever spark there is for women to see me as a romantic/sexual interest. I guess I'm not threatening or intriguing enough, combined with my below average looks. The fact that a lot of girls I talk to have asked me if I'm gay kinda demonstrates that.
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>>85773240
Not in this economy, bub.
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>>85773489
I see, you're not low inhib enough to ask them out
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>>85773124
Good morning!
>interjection of exasperation, with a stress on the "morning." see also: great heavens!
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>>85773489
what kind of girl would you want to be with?
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>>85773075
>six figures
$100k is nothing these days
or did you mean up to $999k?
>>85773240
Jeremy Meeks didn't need a car. Women will fuck a tall handsome guy even if he crawled out of a swamp.
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>>85773504
I've asked girls out before. Even been on a few dates. I still just have the feeling that they are annoyed by me, I've never got the feeling that a woman was ever actually into me. You know it's bad when your dates end with a handshake.
>>85773527
I used to have a type but types are for people with options so now I have none. Any girl, any personality, as long as she actually wants to be with me. Where dating them is actually fun and makes my life better rather than adding constant anxiety and dread.
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>>85773075
i earn 5k a year from neetbux and live with my mom
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The power of lying
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>>85773372
True. It is easier to make a million dollars than to get a girlfriend.
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>>85773489
>you look like a runner" (wtf?).
The fact you don't understand this means you're autistic as fuck and your female therapist is taking advantage of you by now saying as much
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>>85773075
making six figures isn't impressive.
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>>85773075
Neetbux is cool for five or six years until you realize you've wasted your best years and there is nothing left to do but age alone or die in the most pathetic way.
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>>85773075
I make one figure.
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>>85773075
Well you discord fags created a stupid club and obsessed about the celebgirl poster all the time. You were never a cyborg or a robot, you came here to talk shit about neckbeards and neetbux posters. Maybe you should go to adv and talk shit to the dibiki poster that is a fucking know it all
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I'm 34, never had a real job, and have been single for 3 years out of the past 14 years. The real factor on getting women from my perspective is how much free time you have and how much you're willing to put yourself out there.
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>>85774256
to add, the main factor is how attractive you are and how much you turn them on. But any time I've ever offered to pay for or buy something for a woman I'm not already having sex with, they get visibly disgusted and icked out.
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>>85773075
I started using 4chan in 2011 in my youth.
I have autism and growing up I had no friends and never got attention from women. I eventually got fit and grew to be very tall, kinda late in life but I still thought I was ugly and the autism was pretty bad.
I started to get some attention from women online when I wanted validation and realized I wasn't ugly. Early on I was a hopeless romantic but my first gf cheated on me before we even had sex. I went the path of a lot of young men in this phase where I was an asshole and started to manipulate women, lie all the time to them and use them for sex. I cheated on every girl I was with after this point to me not really considering them my gf when I would have multiple at a time. I think a lot of this was to make up for childhood insecurity and early failures with women. I kept this up until I actually found a woman I loved but I couldn't break my bad habit. I cheated on her and fucked it up for one I actually cared about. I became a social recluse and focused on work. Now I make 200k a year and live alone on a homestead and haven't had romance since.
I also didn't mention my various other mental illness. I have everything I want except love and a family and it took me too long to realize that. Now i'll die alone and probably deserve it,
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>>85774310
I assume you read it. I basically got on r9k to make a vent post anyways. I haven't been on this board in years but you still never leave. Even when you think you have your life together. I don't give a fuck about Israel or Hitler but that bit makes me think you're underage and naive.
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>>85773075
>makes six figures
That's right buckaroo, read'em and weep. A whole $000.001 to my name, you jelly bro?



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