I have some questions for /r9k/ dwellers with a girlfriend or boyfriend>Why are you here?>What is it like having a girlfriend/boyfriend? What is daily life like with one? What do you do with them?
>>85786112>Why are you here?It's fun to read life stories from a Wizard perspective since I'll never be able to truly understand them.>What is it like having a girlfriend/boyfriend? What is daily life like with one? What do you do with them?Married with kids. It's just usual thing for me. Cool thing is not having to prepare food or wash clothes yourself. But you don't get to spend all your money on yourself unfortunately.
>>85786112>Why are you here?Last vestige of my terminally online life as a teenager/young adult. Here I can just say whatever shit, even if it's gross or I don't necessarily believe all the way in it. Also a decent outlet for hornyposting, since sometimes I'll be horny but not have the occasion to have sex in the immediate future due to circumstances.>What is it like having a girlfriend/boyfriend? Great. I don't think I'd be capable to function without her anymore, honestly. Granted it wasn't like that with other women, but she's the one I'm gonna marry for a good reason.>What is daily life like with one? Normal as fuck we eat together, sleep together, talk about our day, guv eachother advice, spend time together cooking, doing activities or whatever. Nicest thing is you always have someone you can talk to about stuff that's going on, but also whatever interest. She's a smart woman, so we can always have interesting discussions.>What do you do with them?Everything. Pretty much everything except going to work and shitting. We even always shower together. We cook/eat most meals together, watch anime and/or play videogames together every night, read next to eachother in bed, go for walks, work out, have sex, hang out with family or friends... We're a very clingy couple honestly.
>>85786112Does an e-gf count? (yes she's a woman. I've seen and heard her on cam) if so then>>Why are you here?I dunno I guess this is more entertaining than being anywhere else on the internet>>What is it like having a girlfriend/boyfriend? lots of erp mostly but I'm so redpilled I'm constantly anxious for the day she moves on. She's not the first I've done this with, and usually they are a lot more loyal than irl women. It's almost as if anyone desperate enough to turn to virtual connections is also smart enough to know better than to waste it. What is daily life like with one? we talk a lot. I fear one day we will run out of things to talk aboutWhat do you do with them?i already answered this
>>85787111She isn't your partner, she is your prosthetic personality. She is the lens through which you view the world because your own vision is too stunted to see anything of value. And the most funny part? The """interesting discussions""" you prize so much are likely just her patiently humming along to your echoes, wondering if this is the best she can do, while you mistake her pity for intellectual kinship.Enjoy your """everything""", because the moment she realizes that you aren't a partner, but a needy appendage, she will leave. And when she does, you won't just lose a girlfriend you'll lose the only thing that ever made you feel like a human being.
>>85787111Man I am jealous. I want someone to hang out, watch anime, and fall asleep with so bad. Life would be so much more tolerable. That sounds like the dream
>>85786112Fuck off pajeet spammer
>>85787279Sure Nonny>>85787332I mean there's more to it than that, but it's definitely nice. Hope you find it one day Anon
>>85787334I'm black actually. I posted the video because I thought it was cute. Ragebaiting your girlfriend sounds quite enjoyable.
In my experience, the vast majority of posters have at least had the opportunity of sex/dates. /r9k/ is certainly more loser-focused than other 4chan boards, but genuine unlovable losers are still a very, very small minority.
>>85786112>Why are you here?r9k is really only a slightly less awful version of b, it moves fast and has a lot of content, even though most of it is porn slop or some stupid bait shit. r9k could be a lot better.>>85786112>What is it like having a girlfriend/boyfriend? What is daily life like with one? What do you do with them?Probably just me cause my relationship isn't traditional but its like having a super close best friend or family member that you are with most of the time. You know those two guys you see in highschool that always come in a pair? like that.
