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Francis Bacon edition
>sack the night guard
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This is what you get when posters are put off by crosstard and he then nods off from the pills snd alcohol. Cretin of a 'man' he is.
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Francis Bacon sandwich
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>>85829888
I would go as far as saying he's not a real man
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>>85829888
Ridiculous charade of a 'man'.
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Britfeel names are bumbling, cretinous addicts seeking attention?
SHURELY NOT.
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A woman will know categorically if she wants to fuck you or date you within 2 seconds of meeting you. If you don't make the cut you never will.
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>>85829888
Just got here, what happened? Bad last thread or something?
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That one guy who says wagwan totally, literally, completely unironically and thinks it makes him seem cool or whatever.
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wahgwarnin mah bredren
ya bambarclaad
chaa
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Might post some stuff from this 4G mast connection then drive somewhere else and reply to it as another person.
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Might not though fyi.
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Imagine giving a shit about what a woman thinks about you.
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>>85830114
I only do to the extent that what they think of me impacts the amount of pussy I get
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>>85829864
What happened? I went to bed at 01:00 and it was near 490 posts.
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>>85829888
That little lad saved more night threads from page 10 than most. You saying threads never archived until he came back for about 5 minutes? Give your head a wobble.
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In ten years when we have full AI gynoid sex robots that look and feel identical to real women I will finally be able to be happy. I will be able to do all the things I truly want to with a woman, but currently cannot. I will bring her flowers, cook her dinners, leave little love notes for her to find and cuddle with her and share my honest thoughts and opinions without the possibility of her feeling 'the ick' and wanting to leave me.

I hate that women force me to treat them like worthless disposable sex objects, but their hypergamy cannot be abated so here we are.
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So are the nukes still coming?
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>>85830229
>t. virgin soapbox drivel
>>85830227
Nocturnal shitposting is not saving a thread. It's shitposting, no matter the author. Give YOUR head a wobble, bootlicker.
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>>85830234
5 to 10 years apparently.
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Trump did float the idea of an American/Russian/China candidate last night. Maybe little lad was onto something...
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Tasks, in order:
>first and best poopington of the day
>clear my email
>record TWO podcast episodes
>lunch
>walk in the rain
>polyphasic sleep nap
>some tech work
>tea
>some more tech work
>chill
>sleepingtons
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>>85830245
No he wasn't. He was trolling.
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Trump said Nicki Minaj has a great ass. What a time to be alive. What's next? Andy Burnham telling Maya Jama she has great tits?
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>>85830246
Busy day for you anon. I'm having a poo, then wait a couple of hours to fully wake up, then going up to my mums as the storm blew over the water barrel and it needs putting back.
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>>85830237
When nobody posts in a thread from 1am to 3.30am when one lad appears and keeps it off page 10 that is in fact saving the thread. If no one posting means the thread dies what is the opposite?
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>PM Andy Burnham has announced that he will be appearing on the next season of Strictly Come Dancing in the capacity of a guest judge.
>Regarding his appearance on the show, he said "Look. I get it. There's problems. Real problems that need people working to fix them. But if you can't have Trust in your politicians to put a bit of levity back into life, what's this whole government thing for anyway, eh? That was my philosophy as Mayor of Manchester and it's my philosophy now, ta!"
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>>85830257
Sounds like you're a good lad. Real man things. Good on ya.
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>>85830260
The INTENTION is shitposting. The SIDE EFFECT is bumping the thread. Nothing of value comes from 'him', and deep down you know this. You're in denial if you posit any other opinion.
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Right wingers mad at #burnhambounce
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NUKE SUNDERLAND
DISGUSTING NORTHERN MONGS ON BENNIES
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Cannot be 100% sure but I likely started the 'not a real man' gimmick. I do NOT like how it's been popularised.
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>>85830255
He won't be doing anything with the black community for a while now. He's in trouble for trying to introduce twiglets to inner city youf with the campaign eating twiglets with my ni**lets Don't want to repeat the bad word he said.
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>>85830270
That's your opinion tbf and you sound quite unhinged and nasty so I'll pass on it.
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>>85830227
No he didn't, I saved more than him
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General election in May 2027. Date being confirmed. You heard it here first.
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>>85830280
Stay delusional, boot licker. No further responses.
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>>85830282
Exactly and the intention was pure.
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crossmong is a nasty prick who attacks people for no reason then acts like a victim if you do it to him
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>>85830292
He hasnt posted here in literal months, lad
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>>85830296
He has. And I'm talking about before then
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>>85830282
Unless most posters here also stay awake posting from dusk until dawn then by default he has. There's about 5 lads left at most willing to do that.
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>>85830304
5 is overestimating. There's ket lad and the occasional American stumbles in. Even "work in 40" lid is gone.
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It is hard for one person to keep a thread bumped. I used to do it many years ago when I started working, as I didn't like not seeing the thread in the catalogue.
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>>85830299
>He has
Proof?
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>>85830312
He did it to me once. Had a go at me for no reason even though I'd always been friendly to him. Never again.
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>Stay delusional, boot licker. No further responses.
Oh dear
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He also does that thing where if you post something that tickles him he makes a bunch of posts in a mocking tone making fun of you without ever addressing you directly. Just a nasty little bully. Fuck him.
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I am sitting in my underpants making AI porn.
Those Wagies can't even understand how much we are winning at life.
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>>85830322
You're describing how every anon here acts in every thread lad
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A little forren tune to get the hips wiggling in the morning? Sure why not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6fPVhEH-7c
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Been on monjarno for a month now and lost 20 pounds
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Carol Vorderman... you have a lush arse, pet. Wanna be my personal assistant?
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>>85830339
You lost 20 quid? That's not good anon.
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Normies have laptops, TVs, and phones covered in dirt and smudges and they're okay with it.
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I've been wanking off to this girls pics since 5 am.
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>>85830339
They have my uncle on that, he's doing quite well.
Not meaning to sound mean, but what's 20 pound in a term we'd know. How many pounds in a stone? I googled it, almost a stone and a half, kinell, that's good.
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>shitty seethemongs edition
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>>85830353
He's a Yank. Shouldn't even be on BRITfeel.
We don't measure in pounds.
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>>85830330
Not really, there's some nice lads in here. And it's more annoying when he does it because the rest of the time he projects this image of being a nice humble guy when he's really just a venomous prick.
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>>85830343
>>85830353
1 stone 6 pounds for our non British friends
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>>85830359
We also don't say BRITfeel.
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Average mong doesn't even know how many pounds are in a stone. Fucking mong. We most certainly do use pounds, and 14 pounds are in a stone, you fucking absolute little mongo bongo.
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>>85830360
You don't sound "nice" yourself and neither does the other seether lid. At all.
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There's not a bad bone is crossys body, he is a good God fearing man.
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>>85830363
My point was, we are BRITISH. We use Stone.
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>>85830369
We use both mongboy. Why don't you suck a lemon?
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>>85830365
You would say that because you like crossmong and you don't like that I'm describing how he really is.
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>>85830364
I'm used to it with fishing, but know it as pounds and ounces. I still remember going into shops when they used that to weigh out sweets. Quarter of kola cubes please Mr.
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>>85830378
I'm saying it based on how you come across ITT. Not that deep.
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>>85830372
Cry to your mummy
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>>85830380
Every fucking weight loss club in the country uses stones and pounds. That other lad is just being a turbo mongroid.
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Crossy was a bit nasty when he was posting under the princess peach avatar.
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>>85830319
>crossmong is a nasty prick who attacks people for no reason then acts like a victim if you do it to him
Still feeling smug about this, chief?
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Jannies don't like when you post about Helen Skelton's tits.
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Love biting into mouldy bread me. Lovely soapy taste oh aye.
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Me and my old man in 1978.
Corr he was sexy
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>he's still seething about one 3 yr old post
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>>85830382
is that chocolate, poo, or other?
nice porkable body if you ignore the icing
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>>85830384
I am the other lad, and not all of us have needed to use a weight loss program.
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>Posting scat to own the chuds
What a life
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>>85830398
Its poo.
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Monday morning bickering about
>checks thread
Thread saving and weight loss.
You sad fucks really are beyond help.
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>>85830398
oh lawd it's poo, that's not good
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>>85830406
>Bumps the thread to own the chuds
You really are a fag
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>>85830408
Its woman poo though so it smells like perfume.
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>>85830246
>>[DONE] first and best poopington of the day
>>[DONE] clear my email
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>>85830388
What happened to no further responses big lad
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>>85830414
poofume*
any of her naked and not covered in actual poo?
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>>85830395
Then he left you to tour America with the E street band?
Sorry, that was a Bruce springsteen joke, as he looks very similar.
Your dad was handsome (no homo).
Choon time, love R Bruce I do, grew up listening to him as my mum and her mate were (still are) obsessed with him. I remember picking them up from a concert once, and they didn't have tickets. Just had a party in the carpark with other fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs
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>>85830419
Poofum kek
Here's one.
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>>85830417
>>85830388
>>85830289
>no further responses
NTA on 'no further responses'.
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>Mr Prime Minister, the Chinese ambassador is here and wants to know why British-procured chipsets using Chinese semiconductors have been found in BAE drones in Ukraine. The bond markets are spooking and the Treasury has warned of an impending shock, what should we do?
>OOOHH EEUURR OH DEARY ME OU GOSH THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WAN T'HEAR IS IT OH EH? RIGHTO PET LET ME POP ON'TELLY AND MAKE A CUPPA TEA WITH GARY BARLOW AND TALK ABOUT A NATIONAL CARE SERVICE, THAT'LL SORT IT EH?
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>>85830422
ooh that's much better
very porkable
cheers laddo
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>>85830420
Thanks bro. He was a proper chad in his day.
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>>85830409
Aww, did my mean comment trigger you? Am I your first ad hominem of the day? Awww. Bless.
I said what I said, and it's true. Does the truth hurt your world view?
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>>85830428
Fuckin hell lad, now he's a hugh jackman lookalike. I bet he was smashing clunge as a young lad.
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>He's seething about the prime minister doing charity work on a TV show
What a life
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>>85830432
He cheated on my mum 100 times apparently. Can't blame him, He was a sexy chad.
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>>85830423
But, y'know, don't let the truth get in the way of a BIG MAN moment. I'll wait around for a few mins so you can line up a proper insult.
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Worst thread of 2026 world record attempt
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>>85830437
Even I had a go on him, he was well hung.
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One of my fav Bruce songs. Rips through my heart for some reason. Luckily I just shed some tears a min ago, so should be good for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHnZP2FmLCc
>>85830437
Sad. Hope your mum got over it (must have if he did it 100 times).
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>>85830422
corrr there's MOAR
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Andy Burnham is much more likeable than Keir Starmer IMO.
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>>85829888
You woke up and chose seethe. Do better lid.
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>>85830448
Corr imagine how her arse tastes?
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>>85830450
Yeah he's got my vote. Would have liked to see immigration reduced but I'm not gonna vote for a party that wants to take benefits away from disabled white lads.
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>>85830459
Labour want to cut benefits though? You spanner.
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>>85830456
imagine sliding into that on a lazy Sunday morning
it LUSH
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>>85830464
I wouldn't know lad I don't follow politics. But they won't cut them as much as reform or restore.
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Cheer up a bit time, got an hour before going to muh mum's.
Shout out to THAT anon for this reccy. CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWF4YP4Xs7U
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>>85830464
>he doesn't know about Reform's pie in the sky manifesto
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>>85830328
Share with the class, pervlad
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>>85830339
>monjarno
lrn2spell fattie
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>>85830448
Why do so many online sluts have those witchy banners behind them? Very suspicious.
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>>85830476
Here you go. MILFOnica
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>>85830467
The only thing core Restore voters dislike more than forrins is freeloading bennies dossers. You lot are FVCKED if Rupert gets traction. I mean he won't, but just imagine the voting boomers getting you workshy pricks on edge the whole time. HEHE.
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>>85830464
The changes to the PIP assessment are being announced after the budget, also the budget is this Wednesday announcing government spending from October 2026-2027. Probably announcements 2 major to benefits in the upcoming days
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>>85830481
fat tits though, I can excuse the walls if the tits are out and sufficiently fat
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>>85830483
This argument will be harder to push as time goes on. Barclays just replaced 5000 workers with AI and I'm sure that's only the beginning. Are they all dossers as well?
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>>85830483
The only thing restore stands for is splitting the reform vote out of spite because Rupert Lowe has a major axe to grind with Farage, and that's lush x
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Time to get high and find some old clothes, as it's raining, and I'm wet and dirty trying to sort this water barrel out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2uE4P3P5sI
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>>85830482
what's your app and prompt for that image?
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>>85830495
>and I'm wet and dirty
The fuck? I've not even set off yet. That's a mental typo.
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>>85830491
Nah, I think the Barclays lot will be able to find more work, they're not on the scrapheap like dossers. Big diff.
>>85830494
100%. Imagine being that spiteful, and having the time and resources to do it. What a fucking winner.
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>>85830495
>wet and dirty
you ABSOLUTE SLUT lad
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>>85830483
Yeah lad which is why I'm not voting for them. White disabled lads are locked out of the employment system for reasons that are totally arbitrary (an autistic man is not less competent than a Down syndrome lad) so it's only right they get bennies in return.
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>>85830486
Yeah, Labour voters are in for a shock when they announce major cuts to PIP this week.

>>85830481
2018 innit. Was very popular.
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>>85830499
Maybe, but there's no point in burying our head in the sand. Vacancies are only going to go down, and they're already low.
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>>85830516
My PIP is confirmed until 2032. Cuts will likely be for new applicants.
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I do enjoy choons that do be sped up, at times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmIBqhtrvNA
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>>85830523
>He thinks they'll make an exception for him
Kek. Deluded.
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>>85830513
Downies usually aren't self-aware so I'd suggest that they are more capable as they just get on with things with a smile without overthinking it. Seen plenty of downies out doing menial jobs in cafes and that. You could probably send downies to the front line of a war and their tard strength and can-do attitude would lead us to victory.
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>>85830237
>no matter the author.
Except you don't seethe at the shitposting when it's not from your hated dolly so it does matter to you
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>>85830528
My PIP is confirmed mate, don't know what else to tell you. Some people have reviews every year or two but not me and that's lush.
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>>85830527
I always thought it was called popcorn because it sounds like popcorn popping. No, it's a combination of "pop" music and corn (kitsch)
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>>85830539
So what happens in 2032 when they take your pip from you and you have to reapply? KEK. Get a job
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>>85830529
They do that in Ukraine. Women though can just go to Paris or Berlin and live it up
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>>85830544
Don't care that's five years down the line and apparently we'll all be dead by then.
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>>85830529
>You could probably send downies to the front line of a war

special forces
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Probably the only song she's done that I like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
>>85830541
That tune has ahad loadsa covers over the years.
Here's the OG by a chap called Gershon Kingsley on something called a moog synthesiser in 1969 (I only found that out today).
Here's a cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx0KBLFG8qc
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>>85830541
Forgot the OG link
https://youtu.be/OSRCemf2JHc?si=_LTVVj8QWaaZ7UJn&t=21
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I'd rather work with a downie than an autist.
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>>85830579
same. autistic people are rude and get angary at the slightes thing
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>>85830523
>My PIP is confirmed until 2032
my-sides.jpg
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>>85830583
Rude angry smart arses who see people as beneath them. Never heard a downie call people normies.
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Night shift failed us big time last night. Those spackers need sparked out for this.
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>>85830592
>he thinks the government is going to cut everything instantly
lmao, first time?
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I'll be 39 in 2032. Oh my grim.
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>>85830583
NTA but at the cardshow on saturday there was a lad and he was excited at the table, get bumping into me. I did the polite thing and coughed a few times, let my walking stick knock on his arm, nothing. Then he put his hand on a binder I was looking at, and it was on the last page (of a big binder) so I grabbed all the pages and flicked them so they landed on his hand. Oh sorry mate. Hurrhurr, I get the excitement, but c'mon.
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>>85830536
>your hated dolly
Bold accusation there. Care to back it up with some sort of evidence?
>>85830561
>we'll all be dead by then
This.
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>>85830583
>autistic people are rude
Saying the quiet part out loud.
I for one agree with this lad.
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>>85830599
And you'll still be posting here. Oh my grim.
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>>85830597
>he thinks the government is going to cut everything instantly
Cor, way to extrapolate. Whatever you need to get through your delusional, grey, pointless, worthless day. You are beyond any sort of help. Imagine being dependent on the state as an adult male. Laughable, that is.
>waaaaa he's seething again mummy
Get back in your lane, dosser. Get out of my fucking way. Clown.
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I don't like what I'm going to say, as I now have to rethink how I assess BPD havers, but, it's not their fault (autists), they just don't know any better, it's juts how their brain is wired.
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here for the birth of
>OH MY GRIM
it lush squared
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Not all autistics are rude. Only Aspies (level 1 autists) who are usually high functioning. Level 2 autists are usually heavily mongified, but not complete retards like level 3s.
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>>85830579
Better keep paying for benefits then
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>>85830602
You the same lad who was posting about his sister? Similar posting style. Went way over the line with that and he still acted sound back to the lad. The official thread judge of "nice guys" must have gone to bed that night and missed that one >>85830360
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>>85830619
Bloody hell, you're riled up. He's riled up.
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>>85830624
Right but they're still rude and invariably cunts. Facts stated, no blame assigned.
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>>85830639
>You the same lad who was posting about his sister?
Not me lad, I have three brothers and no sisters.
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>>85830639
Why are you bringing me into this? I don't care. All I know is crossmong was a nasty prick to me on multiple occasions even when I was friendly to him.
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>>85830642
he's probably at work and wet from the rain hehe
>>85830647
>All I know is crossmong was a nasty prick to me on multiple occasions even when I was friendly to him.
same here, I had this, but not as often
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>>85830628
We don't use the levelling system here in the UK we use IDC-11 and ADI-R to diagnose autism
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crossycrossladbergshireington on trent reputation in SHREDS this fine morning
it NOT AT ALL good to hear
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spackerscale*
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On a different note: is ketmong actually a yank? There was a rumour going around yesterday
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>>85830646
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85769918/#85772971
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would always accuse you of being a "demoncorder" if you disagreed with him then it turns out he's the one with half the thread added on discord including ketanon who conveniently shows up to defend him whenever you point out what a nasty prick he can be
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>>85830662
Thought he was a Newcastle lad?
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Apu's new voice is fucked.
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>>85830647
>on multiple occasions
And this was within the last 12 months?
18 months...?
Holding grudges for years isn't a "nice person" thing lad. That's like a psychopath's idea of nice.
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Crossy is an angel and you're all a bunch of bullies.
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>>85830675
You mean like how he did with his stepfather for years?
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>>85830667
>then it turns out he's the one with half the thread added on discord
Not even really a fan of him but you're just sounding jealous now laddy
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>>85830664
Yeah, not me. Bible stuff really not my bag at all. Grim shit.
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>>85830683
I don't even have discord
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>>85830675
>simping for a drunken shitposter
Bless
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>>85830682
Lads on a thread have the same level of influence on your life as a stepfather? De lid...?
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>>85830669
No thats chika
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Not right what they did to Apu.
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>Just forgive toxic people because it was 12 months ago
A BPD lad wrote this btw
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Instead of holding grudges you should try holding DEEZ NUTS
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feel strung out me, need a holiday asap
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>>85830699
You think holding grudges for years over perceived slights to your egon is less BPD than forgiving people?
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>>85830690
You're right lad it's even worse. The poor guy called him selfish once for sleeping in all day while his mum works and then making her do the housework and he was still having drunken melties over it years later.
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What's with all the super seething about crossy? Who's got a stick up their arse about him?
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>>85830704
BigManLee is on bennies and has multiple holidays per year.
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Crossmong was my least favourite dolly desu glad hes gone ngl
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>>85830710
Poundlass as well, I bet she's been abroad 4 times this year. Our Ruthmong will fill us in he has a finger on the pulse with all his dollies
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Inspirational choon. I think it's needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU
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>>85830706
How would you respond to someone talking to you like this? >>85830664
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>>85830715
He came back after about 6 months just recently little lad
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whats the best sounding language?
IMHO Japanese, im not a weeb i just think its nice
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>>85830664
Nasty little comment that. No need.
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>>85830731
Unpopular take but Korean is a close second. Japanese is a bit more melodic, IMO.
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>>85830726
Why are you asking me? I never talked to him like that. Still didn't stop him being a nasty little bully.
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>>85830738
i haven't heard much korean in my time so you might be right
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>>85830745
I've watched a few videos.
There are anons who will disagree, but this is a great K-pop song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2h3lGlOsk
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>>85830731
I quite like the sound of Mandarin tbqh.
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>>85830687
>I don't even have discord
Oh my days blud x
Billy no mates is it x
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>>85830687
real man tings
imagine being on Discord as an adult
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I always wondered why crossy never responded ITT after a certain point. I think he must have dropped his deets on one of the times I had to take a month off from here due to emotional instability (it happens at times). Must be the case if he has befriended others on discord (that could be a cope, kek).
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>>85830791
Him and Helper wank off with eachother on PSN.
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>>85830727
Haven't noticed him posting desu
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>>85830810
Sean has a bf IRL now, his name is nathan
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>>85830701
OH HE GOT ME LADS
you cheeky scamp you x
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>>85830790
>imagine being on Discord as an adult
Explain how it's different than being on britfeel as an adult
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>>85830706
>sleeping in all day while his mum works and then making her do the housework
what a pathetic specimen
reinforces all the stereotypes you hear about britfeel dossers
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me? forgive but do NOT forget x
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Crossy loves his mum, you lads are fucking shit stirrers.
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>>85830825
>how it's different than being on britfeel as an adult
you're comparing 4chan and discord - really?
fucking hell, you're so lost.
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>>85830830
How often does nathan gape your arse, Sean?
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>>85830833
morning crossy, you bullying drunkard
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>>85830833
So? Who doesn't love his mother?
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>>85830836
not Sean pal, you should forget about him, bad for your health x
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>>85830835
>no argument provided
>weak ad hominem
Alright lid
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>>85830833
He wants to fuck his Mum
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Can't wait for all you mongs to get sparked out by Russian Apus when they land on the shores.
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>>85830848
I dont even live on the british isles
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If you don't have complicated and sometimes hostile feelings towards the man who is fucking your mum when he isn't your dad you are a cuck and NARM.
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If you don't let your mom, girlfriend, sister, wife, and boyfriend suck black cock then you are NARM. Shrimples.
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>>85830848
I'll defect to Russia, I'll be a top oligarch
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>>85830846
So? Who doesn't want to fuck his mother?
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>that's fine big man just move into the house bend my mother over fuck her call yourself my new dad, lecture me about how to behave and I'll just smile and go along with it
Narm alert
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80260160/#80261210

violent fantasies about kicking his stepdad's head in because he called him lazy. What a nice guy
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AI doing some heavy (hehe) lifting with eBay Live fatties
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Blad should have caved his mum's boyfriend's head in. That lad was a wrongun.
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>>85830864
There is a spectrum of stepdad. But the introduction of a stepdad is indeed a violation.
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>>85830867
Kek forgot about the whole st*pdad saga
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>>85830869
I have never once clicked into one of these slop streams but it doesn't stop eBay from plastering them across my homepage.
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>>85830873
poor guy's been financially supporting the two of them for like 30 years kek
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>>85830875
you've dodged some bullets there lad
https://www.ebay.co.uk/ebaylive/events/Absy1LmsvzY4YKYW/stream
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>>85830867
Unfathomably, unspeakably based and Aryan
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>>85830871
Blad said on Christmas his mother is a cunt and he'll never forgive her for losing their house
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>>85830867
>he's got a heart of gold
>the loveable rogue
drunkard bully more like
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>adult male living with his mum for no other reason than he's a worthless shithound
N A REAL M
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>>85830879
Fuck me... that's some Vinted-like slop if I've ever seen it. Quite funny they made themselves fat even on their AI poster. Can barely understand what those cretins are saying.
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>>85830867
>has to go back more than a year when he was clearly drunk as fuck
You wonder why you've got no mates? "Oi remember that thing you said on that night out when we were pissed". He became cool with stepdad since then but you choose to forget that.
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>>85830887
HHL doesn't live with his mammy anymore
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Nearly 2 years actually.
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>>85830898
Nothing worse than an "angry" drunk who blames alcohol for his shit behaviour
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>>85830900
I wasn't talking about him. Odd that you'd assume that.
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Hate cunts on eBay that take longer than three days to send your idums.
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>>85830898
>still simping for a drunken prick who doesn't even remember him
Tragic + grim.
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>>85830906
Odd how?
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>>85830903
It's feels on a feels thread on r9k that's what it is here for. If you only want the politically correct "nice" version you could try /r/depression
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>>85830894
>Can barely understand what those cretins are saying.
mouth full of crisps prolly
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I'm not sure it's even that. Obviously antisemitism is very important to him, and understandably so, but I think the extent to which he has become a tireless campaigner about it is a combination of opportunism and the world's longest commitment to whataboutery - whole swathes of his book include things that basically amount to, "I get told I can't be antiracist because I did blackface, but no one tells Louis Farrakhan his views on anti-black racism are undermined by his antisemitism", or "I got criticised for wearing blackface to make fun of a black footballer, but no one criticises non-Jewish actors playing Jews". They are interesting, and valid, discussion points on the nature of prejudice, but with him you get the feeling that the grievance often begins at "I was criticised for", and he fills in the rest from there.

My problem in general isn't really about David Baddiel living out his Monkey Dust character - "I don't see why, as a famous comedian, I'm any less qualified to talk about issues of institutional prejudice than a trained professional" - as it is the entire weight of a media and political establishment being put behind him and his fairly flimsy, though well-intentioned book, as if nobody had ever expressed or written about these ideas before. It's particularly galling, given that many of this same establishment were Very Concerned About Antisemitism in 2016, that they don't seem to have a single frame of reference written before 2021.
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>>85830916
Like you have Sean front & centre in your brain. Bit odd, innit. Not having a go lad, just odd to me is all.
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^not reading all that, big man
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>>85830914
Not simping. I have more respect for someone who was a drunk arsehole and decided to change than someone like yourself who's always been an arsehole sober or drunk and still is.
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>blaming anyone else for your own self-inflicted situation
Wild.
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Wouldn't mind Sean's big cock down my wet throat, cum pumping as I suckle like a kitten on the tip, my belly visibly distending from the sheer volume of goop.
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>>85830923
Well he is by far the biggest britfeel personality wouldn't you agree?
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>>85830926
>yourself who's always been an arsehole sober or drunk and still is
MUMMY HE'S AD HOMINEMING AT ME AGAIN WAAAA
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>>85830932
Funny thing is Shippy was around for longer and probably made more posts than anyone yet when he left no one even noticed kek
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>>85830932
The mere fact you're considering the magnitude of britfeel personalities tells me all I need to know. As you were.
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>>85830931
That's lush, isn't it? Sean is known for producing big loads. They named the Tunnel of Love at Flamingo Land after his jizz.
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>>85830932
SCEA was the best
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>>85830942
Pint of Guinness and a few lizzies in hand. It lush and waaawaawaa pilled.
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Tilde has a better life than Ebin
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>>85830908
I'm waiting for some bastard to send stuff from Japan. Day 11 now. Giving him till the 30th then messaging the cunt as it will have been 2 weeks.
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>>85830935
I noticed. He was my favourite lolcow. I genuinely still think about him every day.
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>Come on Anon, vote Reform and I'll let you eat my arsehole
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>>85830945
the way he liked about being an engineer when he really just poured concrete, the way he would start shit with eveyone he talked to, his belief that he was a alpha male, so damn entertaining
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>>85830947
Tilde was gangraped by transphobes and then processed into a sausage roll at Greggs' headquarters.
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>>85830950
156 IQ vandriver with a fridge full of pie
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worst edition of the year by far
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There's something delightfully sexy about a fat middle aged Tory Mum being blackmailed by a paki into sending him nudes.
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>>85830950
Remember when he kept calling helper his oldest ally because they knew each other years ago in a BNP chatroom and helper didn't give a fuck
kek
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>>85830934
I would be confident for a fact crossy would admit if he was out of order and apologise while the impression you're projecting is you're a good boy who's never done anything wrong and has no faults. It's all about point and look what other people did. Yes I trust people who can be honest about being out of order than your moral purity act. That is a truth about people in life bigger than namefags or this thread.
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>>85830969
no tits on her
grim
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Crossy has Jesus on his side. x
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>>85830973
>he wanted to stove his stepdad's head in
so far beyond redemption
you're a joke lad, pipe down
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>>85830973
kek crossy never admitted to being wrong about anything. Remember the time he told the story about spitting in his best friend's face and in his mind it was justified because he was in a blinding rage thinking about his bully.
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Moral purity act on 4chan btw lol. Before he goes back to posting porn and special needs people if you made a typo.
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>>85830975
Imagine being 45 and having small boobs. That's just a nightmare.
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>>85830988
Who is this? Not bad looking for her age. Small tits are nice.
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>>85830982
>so far beyond redemption
The fact you actually believe you're the judge of that is QED of everything I said lad.
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>>85830992
The folder is titled "milf" no idea what her name is. I've tried to find her socials.
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Why does footmong post these ugly af bints? Why not just post hot women?
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>>85831006
He thinks he's punishing us by spending all his free time looking up this grim shit and spamming britfeel with drivel. It sad
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>>85831006
Im not foot mong
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>>85830988
societally invisible milfs are VERY much my thing
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>>85831031
FAT VEINY SCHOOLIE MILKERS
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>>85831031
she is 18+ isnt she?
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>>85831049
She's like 37.
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>>85830977
>Jesus
my sides
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Rate my cage, lads.
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>>85831067
Not bad but your wollocks look a bit veiny.
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>>85831053
She's 37? Seriously?
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>>85831067
NARM/10
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>brazillian lasses all holding up the L sign to celebrate Lula's victory
corr wonder if are Helper's seen this
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>>85831088
Yeah, seriously. She looks older than that, kek.
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>>85830962
And a backpack full of porn mags
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>>85830970
>BNP chatroom
The absolute state
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>>85831098
I'd have said early 20s larping as a teen
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>>85831111
yeah it was the stormfront IRC channel
Helper was the young face of the BNP and had an email correspondence with Nick Griffin
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Wouldn't mind settling for a an average Welsh woman at this stage in life.
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>>85830969
And then he posts them all online, complete with their socials, for loser incels to wank over, gets off to reading comments on them, and then the finally blow sending them to her dad, brothers, cousins, work colleagues etc. Grim.
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>ynr poley's cock cage
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Do you think we'd be better off without immigrants?
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>>85831146
Corrr very slappable boobs
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Imagine being happy as a 50+ wagie woman earning minimum wage.
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>>85831235
>open mouths
Horrid
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>>85831223
Very nice pussy too. Takes a cock very well the Welsh slag.
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Seethers ran out of steam i see. Casuals.
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Worked all her life making sausage rolls for minimum wage. Sad.
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>>85831245
Where might one find additional photos?
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>>85831199
obviously we need immigrants because brits refuse to produce enough sprogs but i would prefer white immigrants from europe and not brown/muslims one
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>>85831263
Who is THAT foxy lass?
STUNNING.
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Why did I get blind stinking drunk last night? Why? The line must be drawn here.
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No, we don't need immigrants actually.
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Sorted the water barrel at my mum's. Left arm and legs are a bit spasticy and I'm knackered, but got it done. Watching pottery throwdown having a brew and ham and cheese butties.
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>>85831286
It's ok, just put it down to being terrified of the storm.
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Here's your average WageGOD
Imagine thinking being a dole dosser is better than paying taxes then going home to fucking your hot MILF wife up the bum while you play on your new gaming PC bought with your hard earned money.
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>>85831295
It's a bit noncey they only want teenagers, no?
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>>85831322
Not everything is about sex with kids



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