Let me tell you something about being gay in Africa

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should I create a dating app/website for lonely r9gay fags?

Halloween is the most wonderful holiday ever, but not for the reasons you think. I hope my loved ones really do come to visit around the night

>create gaycel dating app.
>there's like 10 ppl that sign up.
>closest ones together are 500 miles apart.
>every conversation ends in ghosting the next day.

>>85852081
It would eventually be overrun with normies and sluts

would you date a former, reformed, slut? Zero STDs and no casual sex in the last 6 months.

>>85852081
someone would get murdered and you'd be sued to oblivion.

>>85852193
as r9gay foremost gaycel, I would. as long as it's actually reformed, and he loves me, I'd date him.
not that it'd matter since I'd never get the chance anyways
>>85852081
if you make it an actual dating app as opposed to a hookup app, may it could be interesting no?

>>85852081
Dating apps are inherently gross so no

>>85852043
Cuckbot very excited about this post his tiny clitty is very leaky

>>85852201
grindr was never sued, or at least never lost a lawsuit, even though that happened a few times in the past (grindr date homicide)

>>85852231
why though? I've seen people marrying someone they found over there

Honestly I might actually do this for real though.
Feels like there's nothing for this niche already.
>>85852154
sounds great to me
>>85852173
I'm thinking of gating it behind an application which would be screened by experts on the subject matter.
>>85852201
I have good lawyers + nothing ever happens.
>>85852204
that would be the point yes.
>>85852231
well this would try to be a less gross app, for people who are simply too introverted to find partners irl.

>>85852329
It would be empty like a dead server

>>85852308
Because you're scrolling through human beings like they're pieces of meat at the market, looking at superficial signifiers and first impressions, shallow connections based on selling an image of yourself designed to catch attention as opposed to organic everyday behavior

>>85852657
If that's the way you see it it's you who made it gross.

pork chops, tendies, burgers or frozen pizza tonight? back to fat neet dinner posting.

>>85852814
He os right, in the sense that it's what the app ends up doing even if it's not your intention. Us humans are wired that way. When presented with no consequences, endless choices and limited information, we start to behave and treat other people in a different way we would do with a personal meeting.

>>85852329
only very few people will use this. have you seen the state of duolicious? how would you even go about getting enough users for this to ever be interesting?

>>85852859
Be also mentioned gatekeeping which is insane considering there are only 5 anons who would use it

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>highly curated dating app
umm just find cute boys to smooch what's the issue

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I'm staying home from now on during my free time. I tried to unneet myself but the real world just fucking sucks. I hate it.

I'm gonna go draw and try and clean the fridge when I get back.

World wasn't meant for guys like us

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>>85853324
>but the real world just fucking sucks.
alright buddy what happened

>>85853339
Walked around my city. Lots of homeless and it was really dirty. Whole place just made me feel alone and like a trash bag or a doritos bag flying in the wind.

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>>85853348
a lot of cities have those sorts of areas, sadly. i'd recommend looking up local parks and other points of interest your city has if you want to a more enjoyable walk. there must be somewhere locally that's a treat to pass through

>>85852494
>>85852859
thing is there's a looot of gay people who are tired of just hookups, so if you get a minimum critical mass, something even smaller than what duolicious have, then the pitch should be good enough to bring a lot of people in
>>85852980
the gatekeeping would be what makes it good. imagine grindr, but everyone on the platform is actually there for a relationship, not a hookup.
I honestly don't know what else could push all the lonely gays to finally date each other and escape jewish hookupism
>>85852991
one of these days I'm going to kill myself and name you in the note.

>>85853358
There would be nearby but I'm a poor man's son unfortunately. I wish I was born in a more stable environment. There is some motivation to gain from my life being crumby but I feel really empty.

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>>85853372
>one of these days I'm going to kill myself and name you in the note
as a positive influence that helped keep you afloat in spite of it all, i'm sure :^)

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>>85853373
well at least walks are free, thankfully. sorry about your situation, anon. I do hope you can find a better path to walk, literally and figuratively.

>tfw range trip tomorrow
Yeah I should have gone earlier but I had other stuff on my mind. Would love to introduce a bf to guns.

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>>85853467
I haven't went shooting in over a year. I bought ammo recently but I'm too lazy to get up and go.

>mother has been increasingly ignoring me last 2 weeks
I don't really get the point of living here anymore. I used to think family was a part of me but I really don't feel very welcome in the house I grew up in. I should probably learn how to drive and move the hell on out.

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>>85853752
run and never turn back. never ever

well nothing marinated so burgers or frozen pizza tonight?

>tfw no free range bf

>marinating my balls on story's balding head in the hot ohaio sun

>>85853845

Seriously, its nearly 80 out and I have the A/C on. Way to hot for the end of October.

>>85853752
can you pay rant niggy?

>>85853857
Not really. I'm gay and poor

>>85852834
Meow simp thinks that sucking on BIG BLACK COCK is a joke??

when was the last time anyone saw the finnish possum lover anyway? Thread is much quieter without him asking where his husbie is.

>pick one:
husbie
blond bf
my 3ds and ps4

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>>85854054
husbie of course ;3

>>85854070
I was talking about thread memes, retarded furfag.

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>>85854075
*smooches you into submission*
shut up nerd

>tfw no slutty gf to suck big stinky dicks with
any other subby biGODS know this feel?

>>85854170
why not just do that with a bf instead you RETARD

>>85854054
I pick twink and femboy because I'm not chad

>>85854170
i know that feel breh

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Big dick bigger problems U_U

>>85854170
Thank god no because there's not that many trolling straggot retards like you here. Kill yourself.
>>85854193
I hope you'll get to know the numbness and cold of death soon

>>85854186
Uhhh can i get one (1) bf plz

>>85854193
Thank you bestie

>>85854221
why do i have to be a troll :/

>>85854264
Because you're an ugly subhuman straggot that will never find anyone of any gender to like you ;/ so you come here to be an off topic retarded who's not even gay. You won't get better, end your life :)

>>85854313
>all those emoticons and seething passive aggression
oh he mad

The aggression is quite active but I already gathered that you're an imbicile so there's no point discussing who's more mad. Just kill yourself and we'll be friends after.

>>85852657
Correct. But, which choices should I have in this shithole called Brazil? You firsties got it so easy!

>>85854351
>you're an imbicile
ah... *puffs on cigar*
winning is really that easy...

>>85854313
Was your childhood rapist bisexual or something

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there's nothing to do at work except read and doomscroll

>>85854387
No but it's funny that bisexuality is always associated with pedophilia in most cases and they can't keep their minds off children at all

>>85854504
>No but it's funny that bisexuality is always associated with pedophilia in most cases
that's not true at all thougheverbeit

im not gay or bi but my friends try to bully me saying my gf looks like a man. would that be okay in this thread?

>>85854523
if you're straight-straight than yes, ok, it's fine even tho idk what you're looking for here

>>85854152
>>85854479
I have to admit your images get me aroused, your posts aren't that bad on second thought.

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>>85854666
>devil trips
another anon converted to the dark side...

probably another ugly demon with 0 character just like yourself from hell approving your shitposting because she's an inhuman retard like you

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>>85854692
>probably [slew of mental illness]
ok lol

>>85854547
Why are you telling him to post in a gay thread? Seriously what's the point of having a GAY thread of everyone can post here

>>85854699
thanks for proving me right subhuman, maybe this is why no one likes you and why you'll always be alone

>>85854679
You will need be a werewolf, unicorn or any other animal you want to be. You will always be a human. Plain old adult human male. You will never have bestiality you desire.

he must've been left for a girl once and never recovered

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>>85854726
>more delusions
>>85854728
>You will need be a werewolf
yes sarr i will do the needful and be a cute little critter ;3

>>more delusions
>t. ugly furshit that has to post ugly pic to be recognised
ok

furry boys are so hot and antifurs are so 2010s, what's next telling us to yiff in hell?

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>>85854757
I post furry/scalie boys because I find them cute and they make me happy :)
>>85854792
if I yiff i'm in heaven

>>85854792
Telling you you're mentally ill animal fuckers who can't get off unless you're faping to non human creatures they never will be able to fuck in real life

Ever notice how furries are always hypersexual, have degenerate fetishes even outside of getting off to animals, out of shape, smelly and cringe?

>>85854715
idk but sadly it's not like the rules are working atm because you already have prison gays taking place here and thinking they belong, at least with a straight guy you can have a relatively respectable discussion and a non-delusional outside perspective

>>85854884
did a furry gape your dad or something to make them live this rentfree in your head

You're so bad at comeback, no wonder you're perceived as a second grade retard even amongst your family

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>>85854961
buddy it is really hard to take your posts seriously when you fail to proofread them and leave them full of errors. i'm not even trying to be rude; i really think you need to learn better english before you argue on 4chan or you're just going to be called an esl retard and disregarded.

I'm not reading this, you've already proved yourself to be of a simple mind and it's not worth arguing with a creature like you. Just tell me if this gif is real or slop

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>>85855035
>i totally didn't read your post calling out my thirdie self report
blessed thirdie arrogance. good luck on your adventure for izzat, rajesh, and watch out for those trains

I really don't, I see you being a rambling tard and think of it as something lacking any worth addressing. Not this time tho. At least your mask came off and now I can see a malding raging sad furtroon behind the facade of your usual uwu im so cool and better and funny attitude. Don't worry about my life bby, you'll never be anything more than a holy lolcow anyway

>>85855083
umm I thought you said you weren't reading my posts?? :}

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>>85854547
i just drop in sometimes because the thread is on the front page and youre 10x more likely to get a human reply using generals
>>85854715
>>85854894
my bad. also this is the girl i was talking about does she look manly to you or is everyone massively retarded? maybe a janitor will mistakenly think im trying to be so clever with this and ban me for a week. that sounds like fair penance

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>>85855149
It looks like a normal woman to me dawg

>>85855138
I did read the last one come on, I stated this, can't you read you illiterate fuck?

>>85855201
well you clearly can't read or write soo

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remind me to start lifting

>>85851990
not a bottom but i would let jason have his way with me

where are the boys why are you not pos-
>>85855580
hi
same (except i'm gay)

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>see black kitty while walking
bad omen for halloween...

>>85851990
not a bottom but i would let kaneki have his way with me

>>85855660
my ex was really into tokyo ghoul so as I read through it I would give him each manga, after we broke up he kept all of them so I just have the final volume. Still pissed to this day, never even finished reading it. Guh.

Juuzuo better anyways.

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>he had a bf
>he did cute stuff with said bf
>he brags about it to people that never had a bf
Sometimes I look to the sky and ask why I was born.

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>guy I added from here ghosted me
>probably having sex and fun while I shitpost on here
Nigga it's over, and that's alright.

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>>85855740
if you're referring to me, he was the most insane person I've ever had a relationship with

>schizoaffective
>lied to me about being mentally ill
>nearly burned down his house while having an episode
>had manic fits over percieved slights
>we never had sex he would just bounce on my lap really really fast for twenty minutes
>it hurt
>I dated him longer than anyone else had managed

still consider that a win in my book

have a second dinner or no? I'm really hungry.

>>85855873
No never a second dinner maybe just have a spoon of peanut butter or something

>>85855802
>he would just bounce on my lap really really fast for twenty minutes
>it hurt
should have used more lube breh

>>85855802
I envy you. I'm pissed that I was never as lucky as you are.

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if your bottom is too dumb to bounce properly, you put him on his knees and pound his ass doggy until he's a quivering mess instead
t. knower

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>>85855888
We both had clothes on :((
>>85855903
you have free dibs, i'll pass

>>85855922
>We both had clothes on
what the fuck bro.
just what the fuck

>>85855149
aye! dats a whole ass nigga right there aha!

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what are you boys(tm) up to right now?

>>85856283
wondering why all these threads seem so dead today :/

>>85856286
umm the thread was a bit active earlier with that slap fight
but usually /r9gay/ is a dead thread (because the board is dead)

>>85856289
ouuugh, yeah I haven't been active for years it seems so boring on /lgbt/ now

>>85856298
i've tried the gaygen there, but it seems a bit too clique-y for my tastes. maybe i should try and endure it a bit more to see if i can get over that

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>>85856283
I finished supper and will take a nap shortly

>>85856283
Not being able to fall asleep due to heart burn that my meds didn't stop so I've been watching anime instead. Just got caught up on overgeared (really fun show) now I'm going to get caught up on the shitty yugioh youtube series konami is pumping out, and then maybe watch some jojos.

>>85856396
i too will nap soonish
>>85856407
i feel for you, anon. heartburn is the fukken worst. i've also been watching the newest jojo and it's already cemented itself as standing with the other parts: inconsistencies, camp, and all.

>boyfriend said he would fuck stepfather who beat the fuck out of me as a kid
living the dream, guys. really happy to be a normiefag on here. i totally LOVE BEING ALIVE. I LOVE EXISTING ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET. I DONT QUESTION WHY IT HURTS SO BAD, DONT QUESTION IT, ITS FINE

>>85856407
boyfriend got me into jojo's, we're on part 5 right now :)

Shigechi is the best character in the series imo

>>85856584
>boyfriend said he would fuck stepfather who beat the fuck out of me as a kid
uhh what
>>85856622
I liked Okuyasu

>>85856636
got into an argument. boyfriend said my moms husband, my abusive stepfather, is hotter than me and would fuck him over me. pretty cut and dry.

>>85856638
that's pretty rude sorry anon

>>85856638
That's really bad. I guess he already knew that. You might want to have a serious conversation with him. It is not ok to say stuff with the sole purpose of hurting and humiliating your partner (that being aaid, we have no context about the reason of the argument or if you said something bad too).

the struggle of choosing whether to jerk off or instead continue enjoying the sensation of being pent up

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All I'm asking for is a bf that will have sex everyday, help me cook tasty food, play videogames together, go to fun places together, cuddles, goes with me to the arcade. Is that really too much to ask for?

>>85857014
That's what everyone wants so yeah be miserable bitch!!!

>>85856638
one of the worst taunts i ever read, holy shit
man...
>>85857014
it isnt

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>>85857027
It's just not fair! Why does Chad get to live this lifestyle while I rot in my room?

>>85857032
you sound like you want a normal person as a bf. idk dude pick up a hobby and hope there's a faggot group for it in your city

>>85855908
Yeah I bet you know all about fucking dogs alright
>>85856800
I agree that it's rude for a bfhaving normalfag to post here

>>85856286
decline in gaycel population probably.

>>85855679
>Juuzuo
I'd let him violently fuck me

>>85857036
I'm too scared to go on dating apps, I don't want to flirt with guys irl, I don't wanna put myself out there, I don't wanna join a hobby group and get rejected for not being neurotypical. Only bf.

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survey on r9gay relationship status

https://strawpoll.com/wby5QPdqXyA

what a kick in the quads

>>85857014
tfw no arcade

guys come to Round1 tomorrow

>>85857777
>https://strawpoll.com/wby5QPdqXyA
needs a had bf/never had sex option

>>85858188
having a bf > having sex
if you had a bf you can't complaing about anything.

>>85858409
*bfs you and then dumps you*
never complain ever again.

>>85858481
bf is when handholding. we haven't handheld. therefore we were never bf's.

>didn't eat all day
>wanted to run so didn't wanna eat before that
>had to deal with an issue someone else made so time flew by
>eventually got angry, stopped and wanted to go already
>it's raining, dark and super cold outside
>ate instead of doing anything
I hate everything

>>85857777
so most of r9gay never had a bf? why don't gay robots just date each other?

doing anything fun this weekend r9gy? considering its Halloween?

>>85859295
ebf don't count and we are all probably over 200 km apart from each other.

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I think I will spend Halloween with my black kitty cat because if I don't she might put a spell on me that makes me idk can't think of anything clever or silly so please just pretend it was both of those. But I will also of course spend it walking aimlessly around the mall like I do every single weekend

>>85859420
You need to take your cat to the mall with you already

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why do i keep getting lifefuel, i need ropefuel

>>85859420

I will also be spending this weekend with my black cat (she's a cuddle bug who would spend the entire day on my lap if she could)

>>85859432
I could technically do that but I would need to have a harness for her and I want to get one but it's too cold to go for walks right now so I can bring myself to buy one just yet. Because they are allowed to ask you if it's a service animal but if you say yes even if it's not they are really not allowed to inquire what the animal does for you or anything about it. And you don't even need to have a service animal harness.

>>85859420
cats are so cool i hate being allergic to them

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>>85859311
yes i'm *checks schedule* working :)

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>>85859510
Cute cute cute mine is mostly a sleeper, but she does love sleeping in my bad at night lately, and has even started falling asleep when laying down on my chest (as of yesterday)
>>85859521
Unless I was deathly allergic I think I'd still have one to be desu love the things too much, unless I was able to get a bunny or guinea pigs

>>85859461
statistics shows that 98.6% r9gay posters will never get a bf ever and will die alone.

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>>85859519
get an explosive cat vest as well >:)

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>>85857777
i'm more surprised there's at least 14 people posting here with how dead it usually is

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>>85859555
I probably would get that too if I found one very funny but I could probably only get it from aliexpress or temu and I don't know if I would trust my cat in that she might actually explode!

>>85859395
>ebf don't count
actually they do but you're allowed a grace period of 10 dickpics and/or ass pics before they move up to bf status and also you need to show me those pics

>>85859627
I'm not trading nudes online with anyone, and even if I did that I wouldn't share those nudes with you (unless he asked me to)

>>85859676
>not trading nudes online with anyone
it's different when it's a potential ebf. not even that it's a requirement: he would just be mashing your brain and giving you really strong funny feelings about him that would manifest as lowered inhibitions about being vulnerable and also your penis throbbing and leaking
>>85859676
>(unless he asked me to)
you're so real for that. you're a real ride or die boy

Cuckbots clitty can only get leaky around large black men he sees as his superiors

>>85859690
Don't butter me with words! I have to keep my limits. I don't want my nudes online. I know me, I know that I can easily fall to temptation, specially when I want to please another person.
It's just normal decency. I would like to think everyone would do that.

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>>85859395
I feel so silly for getting a ebf. We never traded nudes but talked everyday for 6 months before they started detaching, then I got scared and self sabotaged the relationship.
Took me over a year to get over it, and I still don't know what they look like.

>>85859759
That sounds painful. The worst part is that you are missing a lot of what a relationship is supposed to be about. In those six months you could have tried to meet an actual boyfriend. Like, what are you supposed to do with the ebf? Are you going to meet him one day? Are you ready for him to reveal he is a fifty year old guy after being invested emotionally for months? Are you going to eventually move to his place? Would he do that for you? Lot's of complications with little pros.

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>>85859786
Thanks for understanding anon. Worst part is that they've had actual bfs in the past, including that they lived with their bf before they broke up. Idk why they dated me, but like a week or two after we broke up, suddenly they had a new one.
I felt very used.

>>85859742
>I know that I can easily fall to temptation, specially when I want to please another person.
you sound cute, anon. boys who live to please are very adorable ;). i'd try to not exploit that too much...

>>85859835
Damn, that really sucks. I hope you are doing better now. He probably didn't even have a reason, maybe he was just going with the flow.
I wish you luck in your love life from now on!

>>85859867
You are not even trying to hide your bad intentions... I'm not dumb enough to just into someone like that, even if he compliments me. I still have some standards.

>>85859759
I can feel your pain through your words, my fellow gaycel. one day society(TM) will know our rage.

>>85859939
there's nothing wrong with standards, anon. it's the onus of the other boy to get you invested enough in him to do such things. I'm merely stating my opinion of such a boy (and maybe having a few evil thoughts but that's normal when around such an adorable thing).

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Somebody tried to open the door of the single occupancy gender-neutral handicapped toilet while I was shitting today... they yanked on it.. yowch.

How has your day been going?

>>85859742
Posting those nudes would please me and potentially more anons here ;3

>>85859835
>they
>they
>they
>teehee I had bfs in the past
Just kill yourself already soulless scum
>>85859908
I too wish this normalfag much luck but it's not he it's they you raycis bigot

hello, I'm a state assigned bf provided in accordance with the latest UN regulation.
I was supposed to be delivered to *checks order information* someone named Anon, but everyone here seems to go by that name.
who actually ordered the 20 years old European model with full anxiety package and clinginess optional?

>>85860093
>They
I didn't even notice. Maybe they don't deserve specific pronouns for playing me like that.

Also, having a fake ebf is so easy because they never saw or heard me. The only thing they knew about me is how I typed.

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>>85859545
incredible
but yea, just when i think i have the confidence to get out of this fucking life, circumstances just PULL ME BACK IN... FML

>>85860331
>The only thing they knew about me is how I typed
You mean your personality, the most important part about you? If you talked for months he would've known you but maybe that doesn't matter when looks are more important

>>85860097
Probably not me, I don't want a bf anymore and it's pointless for me to have one as I'm sad , old and ugly and you sound too good for me, you're a bit too young for me too. Put please let me know when you'll find the recepiet bf of all this package, I want to feel good for someone at least.

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>>85860466
Desu I think ldrs can work, but you need to be proactive in seeing those real aspects of each other: looks, sounds, how well you act in actual speaking conversations, etc.. I won't say actually meeting up isn't important (it's the ultimate goal and most important part to be able to achieve so don't bother otherwise) but I feel people undersell how much of an idea for compatibility you can get for compatibility just from that. If your world views align well and you have a good time in VC and conversations feel natural, that is a good chunk of what makes a healthy relationship right there.
But if you DON'T strive for that or the other party doesn't give it, then move on: it's not worth it

seeing the possums makes me miss meow, I wonder where he is.

>>85860899
You mean she meowsimp

I love you r9gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XieemfCOWlo

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>>85860899
he'll be back
i know it

>>85860934
me?! since when?!

>>85852657
the experience is what you make of it. Just don't do casual sex if that's your thing, but not using dating apps for a shut in is dumb

wahh fat neet is having massive heartburn and a gallstone attack. old man problems even though I'm only 36.

>>85861059
*rubs your tummy and chest*
it's okay big boy it's okay deep breaths just drink your tums and sit upright

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>>85860466
I mean, I'm incredibly ugly and weird. I spent so much time of that afraid that he'd leave me if he got a glimpse of me.
Besides, do I even have a good personality to begin with?

>>85860800
I don't know anon, it just says "Anon" on the shipping label, and nobody seems to be coming forward... I don't know if you signed up for the program so I can't say whether you're the recipient. this is troublesome!

>>85861090
how are you ugly broham

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>ugly
just buy a partial. it's the modern day paperbag

Meow meow I'm a fat cow moooo where bf to rape me yay gloo

>>85861259
A furhead won't stop the fact that my body is ugly and misshaped and I have no ass.

>>85861234
Short, 130lbs, hairless with afro, mouthbreather face. Brutal combo.

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>>85854152
>>85854679
step this nigga on glass at 1ce

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>>85861404
fool, I have fent >:)
>injects half of it not knowing any better

>>85861335
>body is ugly
how
>no ass
squats

>>85861359
>short and light
that's no issue
>hairless with afro
wtf do you have an afro or are you hairless. either way, just shave or style whatever you got
>mouthbreather face
what does that even mean. recessed chin?

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>>85861426
cyclists and motorcyclists, smash the needle so hard into this nigga it creates a shrapnel injury

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>>85861465
haha i
*dies*

hopeslop is NOT allowed on the premise.

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>>85861480
listening to "Disturbing Discovery" on loop whilst playing satisfactory and listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y91ffixp8I on loop whilst playing Casualties Demo

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tfw no bf to say "tfw no bf to make attacks upon the enemy with" before the bf reminds me that there is no enemy, there is only that squeaky brake caliper to deal with, also get the keys out of my mouth, it's bad for my teeth

>>85861259
this halloween i will do the opposite and wear my shitty "kigu" with a tacvest and hand-drawn "service animal" sticker

>>85861554
what
what the fuck does any of that shit mean dude

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>>85861615
worry about it

tfw no bf with which to worry about it

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>>85861658
we're all about worry here
also being raging incels

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tfw no young master bf who courts the jade beauty but is gravely wounded by the Grave Wound Sect and i have to save him through my prowess as a daoist immortal with iron bones and steel tendon (i achieve a breakthrough in cultivation during this battle that ascends me to the ninth heavenly martial realm)

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>tfw no bf to collect toys with
;-;

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>>85861674
>>85861696
"I could always tell them,"
the consulate clerk says,
"A nigger with swords is out here raping chinese refugees."

>>85861709
in malaysia they call that "running amok"

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>>85861728
based malaysians going postal before it was cool

>>85861761
me in the middIe

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>>85861842
based minivan

>>85861847
I still need to watch this movie. That and Falling Down

>>85861870
Heat absolutely requires you section a whole day off. the movie alone is like two hours alone and you cant brainrot scroll through it.

falling down is good too but is a more typical americansky movie but well worth watching. spoiler alert the protagonist is the bad guy for overreacting, actually

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>>85861883
Noted. I don't really doomscroll when I watch movies but I'll make sure to really turn up the surround sound to get immersed (and the cops called on me)

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I hurt my foot really bad while running and got my flu shot. Anybody wanna take care of a bedridden bf?

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>>85861452
>what does that even mean. recessed chin?
It's something like picrel o algo.

>>85861359
You look fine. Are you black?

>zoombies doomscroll while watching movies
Grimdark

>>85861914
He's not going to fuck meow for you cuckbot you can stop asking

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>>85861893
you will absolutely get the cops called on you because despite what /k/ says it is not a shooting movie. however there is a several minute long scene where the cops are staking out krew as they operate an incredibly loud drill

>>85861960
I'm not a cuck obsessed with BBC o algo. I'd date him if he isn't a poc.

me is a brotha me is a brotha

>I'd date him if he isn't a poc
Meow simp's clitty just shriveled up. I think we might have another meow simp melty on our hands after this one..

>>85861098
So did you find anyone that is more fitting to be your person? I wish I could say yes but I know this fine piece is not mine, it was for someone good that knew they need exactly someone like you and can love you for life with open heart.

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no bayarea freakshow tomorrow

>>85861452
Very ugly face basically.
>>85861914
No I'm white unfortunately

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i wish i had a boy to do things this halloween with. unfortunately, ive made myself unlikable as possible. i hope your halloween is good, anons

gays, please tell me, how do you 'clock' someone as being gay
because I'm a straight 5'6" guy that's constantly hounded by gay people at bars some of which have INSISTED that I'm gay and I just "don't know it yet" and yeah I've done butt stuff by myself for the physical pleasure of it but I don't want to be with another guy romantically so what the fuck is it
only guys approach me, women don't and I don't know what it is

>>85862877
As a gay, you have my permission to punch any faggot disrespecting your boundaries in the fucking face.
Otherwise, you're probably hot af, foids are usually terrible at seeing it.

>>85862877
i agree with >>85862941
dont let dudes harass you and say creepy shit like "you just dont know youre gay". thats predatory ass behavior and nasty as fuck.

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>>85862941
>foids are usually terrible at seeing it
Most females are shallow chad's cum dumpster, so don't expect that they have good taste. You failed the height test, so it's over for you.

>>85862877
>gays, please tell me, how do you 'clock' someone as being gay
I don't, unless the person is effeminate and shows very obvious signals of being gay.

>>85862975
prison gay?

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I work in tech, so just about everyone ik is some flavor of gay. The ones that are 100% straight are the weirdos.
Mannerisms, voice pitch, grooming, hwp, crossdressing cosplays at recreational events, lacking a wedding wing, recognize face from Grindr, etc etc... take your pick.

>>85862941
>>85862952
>>85862975
thanks for the answers
I just kinda wish I knew what it exactly is about my behavior that's apparently just so obviously gay to certain people, I do keep a medium length hair because I think it looks good and I take care of how I dress
mind you, I wouldn't change it even if I knew, I want to be myself which is probably how I got myself into this situation in the first place but man is it hard when you're a guy trying to pull women at bars and all you get are guys, some of which are really straightforward with their desires, which is... admirable to say the least

>>85863052
>manlet
>long hair
>attention to fashion
>plays with his butt
big gaydar cross section

>>85862877
maybe its because you keep going to gay bars

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you either a koopa or a goomba in this world

got my 5G injections today but still only one bar of signal, did I get scammed?

>>85863436
uh, duh.
why even get them when they at best don't do anything?

>>85863436
those were saline injections and your balls are now 10x the size and inviable

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i'm a drug dealer i'm a drug lord I gotta be a drug dealer to be like jay-z to get rich i'm eating chips nigga

>>85862877
I'm kinda jealous desu. I'm 5'7 and I get no attention from guys to begin with.

>tf when no drug dealer bf that hooks you on the stuff he sells

>>85864201
it's my sperm mixed with a bit of adderall

>Thanks to the adderall I finish my degree, I get a good job, I fix my life and I leave my bum drug dealer boyfriend for someone more successful

>>85863024
Why did cuckbot get so mad when they suggested r9k should be a blue board? It's because he wouldn't be able to spam his bbc porn isn't it

>>85862440
Cuckbot looking for his next bull, nice try
>>85862447
Uh oh he's not going to like this one

>>85863236
>Makima needs to shit in my mouf
Most unhinged cuckbot post?

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>>85864587
>>85864936
Hello, anon. I don't post in these threads but I do keep tabs on them. Why are you replying to both of my posts accusing me of being "cuckbot"? Is this a "poopdick schizo" situation?

>>85864979
There's a poster called meow who loves to spam /r9k/ with BBC threads and even spams BLACKED porn in these threads and he has a simp called meow simp who reposts and links all BBC content trying to blame it on other posters so meow won't get the blame for it. It's why we call him meow simp here.

>>85863039
Apparently being neet was the wrong career choice all along

Is this cuckbot in the thread with us? All I see is a schizo spamming shit about him all the time

>>85864979
Good post, terrible gif.

doing anything spoopy tonight r9gay? sadly for me its another night inside.

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>>85851990
Worked night shift at a restaraunt kitchen. Cute girl from uni invited me to go bar-hopping at gay bars... but I had work. fml

>>85865629
Having a headache, that's pretty spoopy if you ask me.

>>85865365
If you don't want to work, then that becomes your job. There's a lot of overtime. There's not many days off.

I'm not trying to complain.

I wish neethood counted as a full time job. I would have 10 years experience. Probably more since even when I was in college I was semi-neet.

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The thing about having longer hair is you can have a bad hair day but then you wash it and dry it and then it looks great again ^_^

Take care of your hair, you'll miss it if you start to bald. I sure do.

Your curses don't work on me I'm a wizard like you but a more potent one.

Bfus appearus!

You fool I am a wizard of the 36th level and my powers are unmatched by never knowing the hug or kiss of a boy.

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I guess Halloween was as good time as any to start gym again. My old gym no less, which is even better. I was sad the feline staff member wasn't there but I saw him eating outside after finishing my workout. Workout that went great. I did more than I thought I would.
Anyways another halloween I'm not dressing up as anything :c

Sending a bf simulacra to your house to steal your virginity and then having it melt away right there before your eyes. Then you'll know true horror, deprived as you will be not only of love but also your powers.

>>85865491
Don't mention shit around cuckbot or else he will start spamming his collection again

>>85866161
Exactly I don't want to lose my powers. If anything I'd be the one melting after losing everything I worked for all my life.

Wouldn't a 36 year old wizard only be level 6 since you don't become a wizard until 30?

>>85866161
Hypnotizing him and making him my thrall and turning him against you and we make out if front of you and you must battle this evil horny shadow version of yourself like a mini boss before you can ever dream of facing me yourself (beware, I WILL defeat you sexually)

>>85862569
This thread is cute but it made me sad. Fuck this shit timeline where we don't use cds for game anymore. Fuck this digital only shit. I hope every data center and tech oligarch dies a painful death for what they did.

>>85866161
Won't work on me, I'll just turn him away, too lonely and unloveable at this point to be seduced by it.

despite being an 8/10 twink i am so lonely and have no friends and no boyfriends because i cant talk to people at all
completely unable to talk to people

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>>85866536
you got to start somewhere
maybe getting discord from 4chan anons could be a good start. either here or on like /v/ threads for coop/multiplayer games you like

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trips determines how i kill myself at midnight.

>>85866684
can i use the quints i got to nullify your killing yourself

>>85866693
no. and id tell you to fuck off to boot. tired of hearing "NOOO DONT KILL YOURSELF!!!" from people who effectively dont give a shit.

>>85866536
what's 8/10?

>>85866798
Have you heard "not yet, I want to fuck you first and touch your feet and go on a spaghetti date later to much on some balls"? dk about your situation but i wish i had a suicidal boy bf because i am getting close to becoming one too but you are definitely too sexy to kill yourself and if that was my dynamic in the house i'd be a butler doing thing to make you happy

>>85866858
im not reading that shit. i assume its some hornybrained bullshit and im not interested in it.

>>85866865
Then why coming here telling us how bad you feel you attentionwhore maybe from few threads ago? Sulk in your room in silence and kill yourself then

>>85866865
yeah i'm with the other guy wtf do you want from us you suck *throws tomatoes at you*

>>85866888
>>85866934
are you both retarded? read my first post again. i want trips to determine how i should kill myself. youre so gungho to tell people to kill themselves normally, so whats your problem with it now, chickenshits?

>>85866888
>you wont fuck me, so kill yourself
why are you here trying to get laid? go to grindr dawg

>>85866945
and you got trips, dipshit: >>85866888
sulk in your room in silence, kill yourself however you see fit, and fuck off
but i guess your faggot attention whoring ass didn't expect anyone to get trips so you're sticking around, huh? loser.

>>85866945
Because I suddenly fell in love, not horny, with a real tender boy that is having hard time processing his emotions, even if he's a total fucking bitch. Probably would've listened if it was a chad telling you those things

My Halloween costume is that guy from person that uses the gun except when I blow my brains out I don't gain powers

>>85866978
>suddenly fell in love
on 4chan? with an anon youve never met before? i doubt it. that doesnt happen
also im not that anon. i wouldnt fuck you either though. you sound weird.

>>85866975
I don't think trips are the purpose of my life, I've gotten trips quads quints septs before and yeah I'll be forever
>>85866963
Shhhh shut it niglet that wasn't my intention, I wish I could but I'm not hunting for groomable vulnerable guys

>>85866975
thats not a method of suicide, retard. thats you being mad as hell that i wont fuck you. haha, faggots so lonely he has to try and chat up people on 4chan for sex!!!
youre a bigger loser than i am, somehow!

>>85866985
Thank god you're not that anon and I couldn't care less what you think. Is that all?

>>85867011
>i couldnt care less what you think
then why are you replying to me?

>>85866666
i cant even do that i found my way into some of these places but you have to be such a butterfly i dont know how to get involved at all and like subject myself to the judgement
also insane digits wow!!

>>85867000
and i'll enjoy crying about it while i still have a pulse. oh wait, your pussy ass is just fishing for attention and you aren't going to do shit. shut your loser ass up and get some (you)s making decent posts instead of putting on the angsty manchild woe is me act

>>85867014
To tell you that you're a bitchboy, nothing more

>>85867037
boohoo, little bro. at least i wont die a virgin. your ass is going to the grave without ever knowing what sex feels like
>manchild blah blah
youre the one who switch up when i said i wouldnt fuck you. sounds like a worse manchild than half the people here

>>85867042
i can see why the other anon is being mean to you. everyone deserves their pain in some way, i guess

>>85867048
>least i wont die a virgin
i'll have plenty of time while you're a fetid festering corpse in the ground.
>schizo retard mistaking me for someone else
if you're blowing your brains out, i recommend shooting twice: i don't think you have a lot of brain matter in that neanderthal skull of yours