This shit gets me hype for the dayhttps://youtu.be/YI3pPGgTGQI?si=fFWBg_AOd20lIzYJYour fortune: Better not tell you now
first
>>11477574He's proud that his son finished the story
>>11477574This is what does it for mehttps://youtu.be/LY1eVP5vrsw?si=gJY438B9ZQzmostW
>>11477594Taco Bell a blunt and Spanish musix blasting. What are u the Bodega I frequent lolNo that don't add up... Real spics go to el pilon and get oxtails on top of rice
This is what gets my le edgy and dark soul going:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u93R-K3URsw
>>11477602Lol close, I'm eeting a breakfast burrito from braums(tm)
>>11477574me "hype" musicand anything similar[Saturn - John Coltrane] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY0wrGh-9Swdesire to scream and hit thingsYour fortune: Godly Luck
Catfish what's the difference between a bodega and a convenience store? Is it just something New Yorkers say to remind themselves they're from New York in case they forgot or are they actually distinct things?
>>11477612>bodegaIt is actually a wine cellar, we here in Murica just bastardized it.
>>11477617All I know is apparently some of them covertly sell illicit narcotics. I don't remember where I heard that but a brief Google search tells me it's not just an urban legend.
>>11477612Bodegas are really small and sell loose cigarettes(illegal in NY) they sell a shit load of blunts and wraps. They have good shit like Mrs freshly honeybuns, off brand food. Drinks like Calypso and those barrel shaped juices you gotta punch the top off. Also unlike many convinience stores they make their own food like chop cheese,.subs, burgers etc Also there will be like 5 niggas out front who say "u good?" Or "I got that loud"
>>11477632Not gonna lie I had to look up what chopped cheese is. I assumed it was just cheese that people buy and eat walking down the street from a paper wrapping or something. Only tangentially related but I went to a convenience store that had lots of Asian imported items recently and they had soda cans with anime characters on them and all kinds of weird candies which was cool. I don't like to eat or drink processed sugar so I didn't try them but it was a lot of fun to see it all.
>>11477648We had an Asian market near us as a kid they had like yogurt drinks and gimmicky candy I liked the grape candy ballsThen we had an Asian equivalent of a dollar store called 99 cent city and they sold bootleg yugioh cards and weird Asian toys was a bit of a culture shock really
>>11477658Damn it you just made me realize I wish I'd thought of getting some exotic little trinket or tchotchke while I was there as a souvenir. The time before last I was in the big city I got a sleeping pig thing which apparently is good luck in China or something. There is one of those stores where I live so I'll have to go there next time I'm in the area and look at the unusual foods like paper thin slices of marbled beef they sell. I really want to get some durian too but I'm pretty sure they only stock it freeze dried since it smells too bad to ship fresh.
You know normally I'm asocial and prefer the dark but seeing the bustling city and sun on my face made me feel better
Unf sweaty black titties glistening and bouncing lawwwd have mercy
>>11477658>>11477669>>11477617please post photograps
>>11477843Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11477876I AM CONVINCED YOU TOOK PHOTOS OF A BODEIAG YOU WENT TO UNE NEE YOURK AND THERE THEY HAD CHERRY COKE
thinking about bumping this thread on end
>>11477574asuka is my thinspo
>>11478060me too bby
>>11477604walk in see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQWe6y2xRzUYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11478181thinking about doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryUkyb4wpEgYour fortune: Good Luck
I unironically am took a molly and it's hitting me on. The bus and I'm sweating sooo bad omfg Sneaksrinkin vodka ronsrst cool but duxhhh
>>11478706Sneak drink coska on the bus to stay cool**
>>11477574
Ok I'm FUCKED uphttps://youtu.be/Pc5xFZHDjxQ?si=ZKsSx9C_ZlG-TTA-https://youtu.be/Pc5xFZHDjxQ?si=ZKsSx9C_ZlG-TTA-Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Bro I useed all my lllife energy to cross the street and not sieee
I'm rubbing my feet it feeeels like I'm cumming loll
>>11478762real
Hollly duxk this can't be happening ooouuhdjjfjfhttps://youtu.be/mq1CAEkE4sw?si=2NzHGD0uyJR-gk7zArslr r
Auu I got the drips nkew I'm playing with my ribcage it feels so inviting k..
Stop recommend me this shit wtff wrong with uhttps://youtu.be/fqZ9Hu5J9iI?si=MbEDNnzrVK0qhtYr
S T O Phttps://youtu.be/L0G3MddHChI?si=b76HW_-_UMoMURLI
Ok now it feels like .y shoulders are melting I should lie down
>>11478181and I know I'm dead before my time
>>11479434K schizo. You're not funny OR endearing btw
>>11479454you're an unfunny redditor nigger who's not endearing and you are a cancerous unfunny boring redditor nigger that doesn't belong on this board? that's quite the case nigger LOL
Who's that tranny who makes the dumb ahegao faces anyone know?
Maybe I'm coping for being a pervert but DAMN this bitch can dancehttps://youtube.com/shorts/nuP4JF_LCus?si=34uOHy0eWwlANCwFShe's gonna end up in some chaebol harem if she keeps this up lmaooo
I'm at lunch dreadfully bored n reading about Bonham and he aspirated after 1.4 liters of vodka over 24 hours. Scarier still is I got him beat... I've done 1.75 in like 14 hours. But he was skinny soDamn. What a loss.https://youtu.be/lWnhz1ZcF74?si=1dNLhzrFiZ6FHGlaYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11479951>>11479902looking over
>>11477658>>11477669>>11477617just post the bodegas from your last visit man
she loves cock, that asuker
asuker romping playfully riding a cock
asuker sure loves the sex
asuker it's me talk to me please
asuka please talk to me
asuka you love being alone with boys don't you baby you whore you like cock don't you
asuka you Randy girl you love cocks you ride them all day long
>>11484053Kill yourself unfunny schizo faggot
>>11484218kill yourself unfunny cancerous redditor virgin nigger schizo faggot LOL kys kys kys nigger kys redditor nigger pol-tard fag I'm raping your nigger mothers anus and shitting down your nigger sisters throat LOL kys kys kys kys unfunny cancerous redditor nigger faggot kys kys boring loser LOL kys kys kys kys
So yea anyway I'm getting a replacement ID. Only issue? Takes two fuckin week.. two weeks I can't door dash booze!!! Well the stores don't card me but aooougghhh
>>11484284so what are some of the reasons you consume alcohol if it's not yummy AND it has no effect on you then what's the point
>>11484291It does have an effect on me you spammy retard. Just need lots of it.
>>11484299did you just call me spammy
>>11484299what did you just call me
>>11484340>>11484351i love u so much
>>11477574imagine her fartingYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11484299>>11484340>>11484351Did the kettle just really? loleYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11484353xd I like u too friend-brother ;) merry Saturday to you>>11484365where i come from, we face our enemy; and if our enemy is unarmed – we offer them a SWORD
>>11484365ohhhh so the kettlel called someone else tar
asuka you love sex so much please swing down my cock
say asuka want me to plough you
>>11484362I have a lot of timesI will do it again
>>11485663God what would her farts smell likeYour fortune: Bad Luck
why do zoomers say hype instead of hyped and bias instead of biased
>>11486147Tf u asking? Zoomers are unironically the worst generation ever and it's not their fault it's due to societal decay. Never seen such people act above their station, opinionated yet not learned, acting deserving of things yet not earned.Shits whack.
>>11486160Gen A is already starting to put them to shame.
>>11486366https://voca.ro/14wcQpAzOGrL
>>11477574but what is she reading?
>>11486387Gen A is the gen after Zoomers, and they are even less adjusted is what I am saying.
hey catfish
>>11486796Stfu retarded schizo loser
>>11486885stfu retarded schizo faggot loser redditor nigger LOL kys kys kys kys nigger
asuker let me touch you please I'm begging you
when is the next seal cgi kids movie thread
i hate face sitting female on male, but i'd love to do face sitting male-on-female
asuka loves cock
>>11487991dumb5
siouxsie and the bamshees
tk gets to dump porn because he's a mod that should kill himself
>>11488770pretty sure it is because he is always in a different truck stop literally every night and thus has a different truck stop IP every time and they can't ban him because of it.
welp, asuker loves having sex
at least two good threads have disappeared overnight
asuka baby you love the cock
>>11490288mah name jeff
>>11490303wiillie I..
Shut the FUCK up
>>11490507you should get drunk before you talk to me
>>11490653Ok I'll work on itYour fortune: Excellent Luck
Ok I'm working on getting drunk it'll be awhile the amount it takes me to get drunk is fatal to most xFhttps://youtu.be/AtDN9Yppvxg?si=UsjsMhZI4ofe1R2M
>>11490715Oh mein gott... Ooooii das embarrassing O_O
https://voca.ro/1bAPwt4yDo17Your fortune: Average Luck
MAKING LOVE TO YAAA BABYMAAAKIINNNG LOOOOOVE
Ok I'm buzzed does rhat count https://youtu.be/7omle21cL3s?si=SbVQNaX2s9gO3bIn fact... I may need to piss!Your fortune: Bad Luck
K so done bumping this thread then? You MoooronYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11490817Tiny pathetic little boy ass
>>11490856Let the lad be as he is. we'd still have munch if you could be less of an asshole.
>>11491215you are a father figure AAAAAAA that's so cute ^^>>11490856sorry couldn't hear you
>>11491366Stfu retard
>>11491374stfu you braindead redditor nigger loser LOL stfu stfu kys kys kys kys kys nigger LOL
>>11491215hullo squire :P
>>11491215Munch liked me :P
yeah asuka you love sex don't ya baby you crave cock
>>11491692oh yeah? is that what you're saying?
yeah well asuker loves being alone with boys
Sniffs this thread
so.. yellow red bull??
well tonight out on the streets
I know it's coming down
so I walk, I walk alone
I ask no quarter friend
yellow red bull
pavement like no other
expand on that now will you
Ok well
Love ya catfish. Thanks for sticking around.
https://voca.ro/1jOoP5f3Za55Good timing cu I got an update
Damn I got a piss stain on my jeans I didn't piss myself just sometimes when I put it away it keeps going ..
>>11496816That guy sounds so fucking based
I'm not lying black women are my soul mates they're so fucking cool Done with goofy white bitches
Omg I'm gonna pißsssssssssss
>>11496889You are the problem
mouth is weeping
kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys! kys faggot! kys u ugly crud! lol ! just kys and stop posting already!
>>11498061you just posted poorly drawn disgusting cringe, you must be projecting. I bet those things don't even have cute panties and delicious german brapps like Asuka.
>>11498070pedo freak and a dumb male ape nigger! obviously! kys kys kys kys kys kys nobody cares about ur nigger fetish u gross freak lol! kys kys kys !
>>11498061>>11498075just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys
>>11498084lol nigger just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys dumb pathetic faggot lol!dumb nigger i pissed and shat on your mother's face and she loved it, she loved every bit of my waste cus she's a perverted freak just like you are dumb nigger!keep gooning to bbc hypno u weirdo! you're disgusting and so FUCKING GREASY and SMELLY that your gross smell pulverizes my olfactory systems and SLOWLY destroys them that's how GROSS and UNWANTED you nigger are! kys kys kys kys kys kys just kys already!
>>11498087nigger pol-tard redditor fag LOLlol nigger just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys dumb pathetic faggot lol!dumb nigger i pissed and shat on your mother's face and she loved it, she loved every bit of my waste cus she's a perverted freak just like you are dumb nigger!keep gooning to bbc hypno u weirdo! you're disgusting and so FUCKING GREASY and SMELLY that your gross smell pulverizes my olfactory systems and SLOWLY destroys them that's how GROSS and UNWANTED you nigger are! kys kys kys kys kys kys just kys already!
asking again:why do zoomers say hype instead of hyped and bias instead of biased
Bump
>>11498087i like this art <3
>>11498094don't ever utter that stupid word. don't say 'zoomer' ever
>>11498092nigger pol-tard redditor fag LOL kys kys kys dumb faggot nigger you eat your own feces as breakfast dumb pathetic faggot! you're so disgusting and putrid lol! seriously die! die and kys kys and die die and kys kys and die! nigger lol!lol nigger just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys dumb pathetic faggot lol!dumb nigger i pissed and shat on your mother's face and she loved it, she loved every bit of my waste cus she's a perverted freak just like you are dumb nigger!keep gooning to bbc hypno u weirdo! you're disgusting and so FUCKING GREASY and SMELLY that your gross smell pulverizes my olfactory systems and SLOWLY destroys them that's how GROSS and UNWANTED you nigger are! kys kys kys kys kys kys just kys already!
>>11498255poltard redditor nigger cancerous apenigger pol-tard redditor fag LOL kys kys kys dumb faggot nigger you eat your own feces as breakfast dumb pathetic faggot! you're so disgusting and putrid lol! seriously die! die and kys kys and die die and kys kys and die! nigger lol!lol nigger just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys dumb pathetic faggot lol!dumb nigger i pissed and shat on your mother's face and she loved it, she loved every bit of my waste cus she's a perverted freak just like you are dumb nigger!keep gooning to bbc hypno u weirdo! you're disgusting and so FUCKING GREASY and SMELLY that your gross smell pulverizes my olfactory systems and SLOWLY destroys them that's how GROSS and UNWANTED you nigger are! kys kys kys kys kys kys just kys already!
>>11498412poltard redditor nigger cancerous ape and a dense faggot bitch! lmao! you are embarrassing yourself with your nigger additions! you're worthless and nobody ever cared about you lmao! die out nigger! kys kys kysnigger pol-tard redditor fag LOL kys kys kys dumb faggot nigger you eat your own feces as breakfast dumb pathetic faggot! you're so disgusting and putrid lol! seriously die! die and kys kys and die die and kys kys and die! nigger lol!lol nigger just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys dumb pathetic faggot lol!dumb nigger i pissed and shat on your mother's face and she loved it, she loved every bit of my waste cus she's a perverted freak just like you are dumb nigger!keep gooning to bbc hypno u weirdo! you're disgusting and so FUCKING GREASY and SMELLY that your gross smell pulverizes my olfactory systems and SLOWLY destroys them that's how GROSS and UNWANTED you nigger are! kys kys kys kys kys kys just kys already!
Umm
>>11498070I wish more people would stay on topic like this.Sigh...I can't believe you're so excited about my farts...You're an irredeemable pervert! You idiot Shinji!
>>11498725M not into farts but if asuka talked to me like that...
>>11498441you are a redditor poltard niggerpoltard redditor nigger cancerous ape and a dense faggot bitch! lmao! you are embarrassing yourself with your nigger additions! you're worthless and nobody ever cared about you lmao! die out nigger! kys kys kysnigger pol-tard redditor fag LOL kys kys kys dumb faggot nigger you eat your own feces as breakfast dumb pathetic faggot! you're so disgusting and putrid lol! seriously die! die and kys kys and die die and kys kys and die! nigger lol!lol nigger just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys dumb pathetic faggot lol!dumb nigger i pissed and shat on your mother's face and she loved it, she loved every bit of my waste cus she's a perverted freak just like you are dumb nigger!keep gooning to bbc hypno u weirdo! you're disgusting and so FUCKING GREASY and SMELLY that your gross smell pulverizes my olfactory systems and SLOWLY destroys them that's how GROSS and UNWANTED you nigger are! kys kys kys kys kys kys just kys already!
Omg all of you shut the FUCK UP
please don't swear
>>11477632Sounds like a normal convenience store.
>>11500010lol
lost at the bottom of a candy bowl
asuka let me touch you please
>>11499748Shut the fuck up nigger
>>11501679raping your nigger mom now
asuka please let me push my cock inside you
e n o u g h
kill yourself like legit kys kys kys kys holy fuck! you're a burden to the society and you will never be loved, you are a dumb poltard redditor nigger faggot lol you're such a waste of oxygen! god please just kys kys kys already u dumb spastic abomination! none loved you, your mother upon seeing you after your birth just said "oh i made a tragic mistake" that's how fucking pathetic and retarded your life and YOU are dumb nigger!kill yourself dumb faggot just kys kys kys kys! poltard faggot!!!!! XDDDDXDXXDDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDDXDYOU ARE WASTING MY OXYGEN YOU NIGGER YOU ARE WASTING IT KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF PLEASEEEEE NIGGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11502555I just envision some autist soyjak poster cackling like a down syndrome child as he posts this on a board 7 people useYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11502547what's that now?
>>11502547what are you saying
>>11502561True but he has a point tho
SighYour fortune: Bad Luck
sluggish board
>>11503135Just raped you nigger mother and took a huge dump in her mouth lole!
>>11504319lmfao thats VILE
>>11504319Just raped you nigger mother and took a huge dump in her mouth lole! I'm raping your nigger sister as we speak and tearing her nigger asshole apart while her anus is bleeding lole!
yeah
asuka you love having sex with boys don't you? you moan in a very sweet and tender way
asuka loves sex
she does
asuka let me push my giant cock up your tight pussu
>>11477576hey man he bound
asuka enjoys having sex with men doesn't she
Ok so anyway
I would like engage in sexual intercourse with Asuka. I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.
>>11508285yeah
asuka loves bareback sex
asukaseoussy pussy is so tight she loves cock
>>11509556i have nebver seen a red haired german before or a german called langley so i'm thinking that germany wanted to get rid of her but will we find out who her EVA was a clone of? thats importanrt i forgot
>>11509566https://voca.ro/1hUxFYdNyC3U
>>11509576the nazis did win they lead a full global insurrection, killed their figurehead and said it was all finished and wrote the history curriculum.
>>11509584the nazis "not" winning is part of the NWO and one true religion agendasit all goes back to jewish bankers (actually its arab royalty, actually it was everybodies royalty)musljims were much more relevant to us before the wars in the 1900s
>>11509590how to abuse female menstrual cycle to tell when they're the horniest
>>11510258yes crude humor those posts are both me and i told you already its when she can see you masturbating while you are looking at her and you get bonus points for not going too fast
>>11508784“Yeah”? What do you mean “yeah”?
>>11510303hey. were you looking to ask me a question?>>11510285no that's not crude that's someone else. there's no name attached to the post
>>11510285unironically if people don't take your advice literally and instead realize that women need to feel that you want them, meaning whenever you look them in the eye it has to be a special, affectionate and aroused look, then they will fare pretty well in life because that information is correct. it really is true that you need to confidently demonstrate your desire to do her while you're communicating. don't stay neutral or shy>>11510303hi
Can you imagine?Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11510744Wanna fuCK THAT FUCKING PUSSY
>>11510744Yea...Your fortune: Bad Luck
say, asuka, when was the last time you've had sex
when was jt
>>11511019>>11511538haha woah
>>11511541yeah man this board has been through.. a lot
Welcome to the 141. Finest group of handpicked warriors on the planet.Your fortune: Bad Luck
Ah damn it I'm bleeding againWoohoo aaa scars are Soo hot. STFU bitch.https://youtu.be/GqMlSKcSUz8?si=kI6slZFOFkONlWBDYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11511579i know and i love you :3
Omg asuka u like sex with boys durrrrrYour fortune: Excellent Luck
Bro wtf why's blood gotta smell like rust!, shit stinks!Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11511800mine doesnt lulcool number anyway
>>11511804What why not?? U saying my blood is poison?? Smells like a copper zipper. Oouugh
>>11511800blood tastes so scrumptious :3
>>11511676oh, aren't you as sweet as chrism my beloved (^-^)
Retarded schizo derails yet neither thread
>>11512368my angel i would be as sweet as anything you said if it would benefit you UvU but i would prefer you had me be as sweet as the bitter kind of grapefruit or expired milk or those fruits which look like oranges but they're only bitter theyre not really sweet at all and they make me shit myself ;3 my darling
>>11512387Lol
>>11512376lol this redditor nigger has been butthurt for months now I'm raping your nigger mother you cancerous redditor ape and I'm shitting down your mouth breathing nigger sisters mouth LOL
>>11512387WHAT IS UO WITH THAT???? KY SWEET PRINCE BU PLACEBO
>>11512864anyway you know what they say about pain building character i beat my wife
>>11512864when i get pissed off and beat my wife and kids i do wrestling movesi batista blasted my wife last time she undercooked the pork and then i kicked my son down the stairs onto some barbed wire
>>11512864i listened to it placebo was the band which made everyyou every me but the version on youtube which plaed after is the wrong versionalwayd so funny when placebo says that thing he says
>>11512874lol that made me smile>>11512879xd dude your wife made some iffy pork my guess is? bahahahhaah! spot on mate -do it baby do it- :P>>11512886dude if I'd thought you'd actually listen to that song I wouldn't have mentioned that one I would have named something more beautiful than that.. you're a cool guy! every you every me isn't bad I remember that song. are you ready for to have a le glorious saturday? :D
so asuka loves cock and she loves sex now ho but how do I have sex with her
>>11513424Yo this shit ending today like brohttps://youtu.be/zpTXVP2LXq8?si=ckXY4pJfEytufrhu
>>11513428whom are you talking to right now
>>11514074I talk to myself a lot lolI consider it reciprocating dialogue to myselfOther people call it mental illness !Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11514081Nice cheeks
it hurts a lot and I am presently suffering
Wth this door dashers name was Elven too bad he was an Arab id have smashed him lol
>>11515962I want to fuck elves Big !!time
>>11515962I want to fuck elves!!!https://youtu.be/WRPM1l8-658?si=fs8aQitbZt-jWHkR
>>11515980Damn I posted the wrong picImm too horny for elves https://youtu.be/WRPM1l8-658?si=fs8aQitbZt-jWHkR
Holy crap I'm horny WTF https://youtu.be/WRPM1l8-658?si=fs8aQitbZt-jWHkR