i just wanna be loved

>>11486664
Everyone gets a spot on my conveyor belt of love! ^_^

your friends have to be ok with this

>>11486658
I don't like sex
I'm not claiming to be asexual. I have a sex drive and I watch porn and masturbate
but sex just isn't worth it
it's stressful and anxiety inducing. You feel judged and vulnerable yet expected to act like some kind of macho stud
I wouldn't want to have sex with my friends, even if I had any

>>11486658

One man's truth is another man's lie

>>11486673
Find new friends! Perform lewd spectacles in front of your normie friends! The propaganda is the deed <3

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Alla my friends are women so going homosexuial would not change anything infact it would be worse

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>>11487093
All'ah your friends are women?? Anon, your mom and your aunt don't count! It sounds like u need MALE companionship ᗜwᗜ

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my melody butte

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

i do want this !!

>>11486658
I have no frens :(

>>11487351
0_0 hawt

>>11486658
I HATE HELLO KITTY GIRLS
THEY ARE BPDEMONS AND HAVE DONE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO ME
HOWEVER, SOME OF THE BEST PISSY IVE EVER GOTTEN

>>11487352
god i wish that was me
(the toilet, i wish i was the toilet)

>>11486669
you love being friends with me ^^

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11487775
yah borderline personality disorder chicks dig hello kitty but the question is how do you manipulate a broad diagnosed with bpd into being into you forever and not leaving you ever

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11486679
>You feel judged and vulnerable yet expected to act like some kind of macho stud
Sounds like a problem only heterosexuals would have. Stop it.

>>11487093
>Alla my friends are women so going homosexuial would not change anything
It would if you're a homosexual girl, which you can be.

>>11487775
yah borderline personality disorder chicks dig hello kitty but the question is how do you manipulate a broad diagnosed with bpd into being into you forever and not leaving you ever
do let me know

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11486658
if you are not worried about contracting VIH and herpes, then go ahead.

>>11488723
Oh yeah lol XD

>>11486658
neither me nor my friends want to frot or get f'd in the a.

>>11488772
Pussy

>>11488911
two same numbers!

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Kuromi sex

>>11487775
yeah so let me know what the solution of the problem I expressed in this post is
>>11488664

>>11489202
I agree yeah but make it missionary

>>11489406
She's already in missionary it's just perspective

>>11489459
lol :D

>>11486658
i like to keep my sexuality private. i feel uncomfortable having sexual feelings around my associates.

everything seems tempting when you don't know who to be

please
>>11487775
>>11488664

>>11489459
ready to getting raped

you're free to discuss it here too

don't call me Shirley

>>11490051
I'm already inside her so she's not ready anymore

sex is a display of trust and respect between two loving mutuals. friends are at a much more casual level. the things i do with my girlfriend are intimate and deeply intrapersonal. the things i do with my friends are great, but shallow and ultimately a distraction from the fact that we just don't want to be lonely

>>11490688
no they're not shallow

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>>11490679
inside.. is that a WAIT AND BLEED REFERENCE?

ive felt the hate rise up in me

>>11489202
is she enjoying the cock

>>11487775
talk to me on the borderline personality disorder chicks in the uh..

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>>11487351
imagine them both farting at the same time lole

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

don't leave us down and out again

>>11492813
Ffuck..

>>11487775
talk to me about the borderline personality disorder girls and how to get them

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has anyone ever managed to reliably stay in a relationship with a borderline personality disorder woman

we're moving up in the industry

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>>11486658

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>>11492605
Yes, she enjoys my cock

>>11494798
The art looks great! Can you link me a place to read it anon <3_<3

>>11494907
Just search kuromi on pixiv or in a booru, there's all the kuromi porn there, not enough for sure

>>11494913
This looks like a whole manga though?

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>>11494944
manga this >:)

>>11494944
>>11495144
ᗜwᗜ cute digits

>>11495166
>>11495144
the numbers..
did you know that borderline personality disorder girls are really hot and horny and Randy and lustful and risqué

>>11495144
Account -> Settings -> Change default image width to anything but sample

new standards just dropped I only fuck my friends (girls only) [this is why I dont have friends]

>>11495545
Get some boyfriends
Do i need to post my e621 again??

that's the appeal of bod

>>11495538
>account
i just downloaded a pic from the r34... account. the absolute state of s4s

>>11487960
>11487960
she won't leave you, if you try leaving her she will scream, but she will cheat on you and make your life awful
every day she will make sure you regret her

>>11496055
that's what I've read in numerous articles and that's what people have been telling me, but so far it's been ten days since this chick has been ghosting and ignoring me and it doesn't look like she's coming back. what about you? was that your personal experience with them?

>>11496063
you can get another one by being disgusting on social media

then when the first one sees you might have two

if you try leaving her she will scream, but she will cheat on you and make your life awful

every day she will make sure you regret her

>>11496055
DUBS

>>11496064
lole :DD I'm still curious to learn about your experience with them

we do..

>>11486658
i wish i had friends i could fuck... all my meatspace friends are straggots...

>>11488772
wait
i do have a gay internet friend
and ive been dming him gifs of anine hugs/cuddling (and kisses in the past)
and he tells me he loves me
and i do the same
if i come clean he's gonna be so disappointed..

>>11487960
Really?
My gf really really like kuromi, I was alright because I knew there would be a possibility of her cosplaying as kuromi, but your post make me nervous
I should be cautious about her?

>>11496786
Post pics dressing as kuromi and I will rank you

>>11486658
tbh I don't make cummies because if I stop before and make it go up my spine into my brain instead I get cool dreams :))))

>>11496794
does she like having sex

>>11486658
If you're friends don't let your fuck them, are they even your friends?

>>11497439
Well she didn't like at first but she likes it now

>>11497456
that made me smile lol..... thanx fof making me smile~

eyes are weeping

>>11496790
Lucky guy
Why would he be disappointed though?

Imagine friendsex

b but all my firneds r boyse :0

>>11487869
I wish that was a skibidi toilet

>>11493990
idk but I wish flandre scarlet would take a fat shit on my forehead

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>11496799
dubs checked

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11497445
gonna fuck all my homies in the ass

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11497582
I don't get it

>>11497582
What do that mean?
I made my gf a slut??

>>11498951
I'm still with you mate. I'm here

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>>11499754
Ah fuck it
I'm playing Minecraft with my gf and I will make her cosplay kuromi

>>11498433
I wish I was one of yo homies <3_<3

>>11499909
yeah cause I would fuck you in the ass

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11499902
holy fuck that pussy I want to cum all over it

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11500184
inside, not over

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Kuromi butte pero pero

>>11500944
Oooo that one's not bad anon ^_^

>>11500955
you sure love being friends with me ^^

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>>11500823

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11486669
kewl

>>11500183
Yes <3

>>11501503
yeah

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Marshmallow butt I'm fucking the marshmallow butt

>>11502675
it's tight

>>11502675
tight lil asshole

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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I want to fuck her pussy and asshole so bad

Your fortune: Outlook good

okay please stop swearing

I do want to fuck my best friend but as my wife and I'm willing to kill everyone else on earth to do it

>>11503745
Th'ats so cute^_ ^

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how to have sex with cute girls cute sluttu girls whorish girls randy chicks that love cocks and like are art whores or generally sluts explain how

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

PLEASE

>>11486658
i dont feel comfortable exposing my private parts to people and i dont trust my dragonballs

>>11486658
whats the point? i dont understand this mentality at all. i dont need to share my dick

>>11505240
please don't swear D:

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>>11504358
Still trying 2 figure this 1 out for myself. ;l

>>11505247
are you madly enamored with me :>

>>11505248
Post bugs bunny porn <3_<3

>>11505258
DUDE -_- have you heard of acting decent? make it sanrio

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11505247
so do u have twitter

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>>11505272
Sanrio is my favs however sometimes I lust for the silly wabbit >_<

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>>11505248
u feel it too? x~x
>>11505275
404k0n if ya wanna be buddies ^~^v

>>11505420
Do u have any porn accts i can message u on

>>11505450
sorry I only have 1 acct for everything

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>>11505420
i like ur art OP4 but i did not expect it to be nsfw ;0 well im scared of following u cus im scared that u will look at the latest person who followed u and that's scary and stuff so i will keep u in my bookmarks
have a good day and keep jogging!

>>11505471
don’t blame u and ye gotta lose this gut bc im fat n ugly so hopefully ppl will actually like me if I’m just ugly n tn]hx 4 ur support

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>>11505455
>>11505488
nice dubs but u should lose weight for your own self not for better judgment from people, looks are subjective and are mostly driven by shitty beauty standards, that doesnt inherently mean that ur unattractive, dont let the standards ruin ur own self image friend

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>>11505505
I look like this fucking guy but I want 2b a bad bitch fucking bad bitches

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posting this so it makes me run faster -~- Buhahahaha

>>11505505
wrong – beauty standards are objective and defined by human nature and biology. fatsos are gross

I take it back I’m not fat I’m just not built like a twink anymoar and nigga hell nah ugly is smth I’ll never be I’m just bipolar

>>11506308
Remove all the sugary food from the house. My friend moved in with me and his diet made me gain 50lb :( i realized I don't have any special metabolism or willpower, it was only the fact that I didn't keep fruity pebbles in my cupboard that was keeping me thin.

>>11506379
yah it's odd but the moment you consume food that has sugar in it the chances of you gaining weight skyrocket

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>>11486658
>Why would you want friends who have fences around them?

fences? HA amateur! I dig trenches
everybody is considered to be an enemy
the outside is the frontline
my defences are deep and indepth nobody shall intrude

*continues digging*

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>>11506379
I stopped doing drugs and got out of a toxic relationship and gained weight but whatever shits normal 4 dudes like me but it is true, abs are made in the kitchen however the goal is just a flat stomach 4 now lole. Tryna sweat it all out tbh I don’t eat too much junk anyways
>>11506883
baste

PLEASE EXPLAIN YO ME HPW TO ATTRACT GIRLS

>>11491683
would

>>11507278
try self harming and poosting about it on facebok

people like me shouldnt be allowed to have relationships

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11486658
its no use fucking your friends that way because orgies are inefficientand you would be wasting time fucking so much time

>>11507667
U just fuck different friends on different weekdays...

>>11507342
yeah lol
>>11507352
is there any reason you picked that RETARDED WEBSITE AT ALL

>>11487775
please respond

might be this seasons monsoon

the monsoon smells so swell and mesmerizing

>>11508895
good night

I can afford to have you with me now

>>11509442
ok thanks let me know

>>11509467
>>11509442
please

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>>11508937
>>11509540
what's that now

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11509552
come and play crude humor don't hurt me like this i'm lonely too :(

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>>11509555
teh digits.. you should know by now I never bail on anyone. I'm not going to let you down. here is a little something I'm posting for the first time ever on this board. no one has ever seen me post the following: and I'll be right behind yer keep on going -- in whichever way the wind is blowing
and I will be there till the world stops turning
baby I will keep this fire burning

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11509591
thanks buty would you care to explain one time why this email of yours, the signature is a girls name?
are you a L*sbian?

>>11509595
mostly cuz I'm a chick

>>11509601
all fucking week do you know
you have been a guy do you know
looking for a bi polar girlfriend
do you know this?

>>11509610
how to abuse female menstrual cycle to be able to tell when they are the horniest

>>11510263
right before the blood comes out which is also the best or worst time to cum inside her vagina (i forgot which)
but actually its just whenever
or masturbate while looking them in the eyes

>>11510263
i'm telling you you'll never get her more turned on than when you are masturbating from across the room and clearly looking at her while you are masturbating

>>11510263
funny story do you want to know how i met my wife >>11510274

>>11510271
oh yah that's funny - the bit about not remembering which ones it was -- your right they don't get pregnant if you cum inside before they start pmsing.....
>>11510276
you told her you could cosplay as gary coleman :D

what more is there to do but cry

WHAT MORE IS THERE TO DO BUT CRY

you're gonna love what's burning right in front of you

>>11511557
it is a cigarette and i am smoking it

>>11511559
this thread is going to guide us through the steps necessary to have sex with bpd girls
>>11487775

>>11511612
Are you a bpd girl....... <3_<3

>>11486658
I hope you’re enjoying your numerous STDs and depressed mental state

>>11511612
wow thanks

>>11511641
yes and i'm waiting for you to read my messages :(

>>11510697
cry on me little girl (i'm sensitive i will protect youu)

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This thread is shit, post more kuromi ass

>>11511719
The only good thing in this shit thread

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>>11511641
let me see – I'm unreliable, neurotic, histrionic and impulsive and constantly horny which means.. REMEMBER THE CODE OF THE WARRIOR
>>11511682
hey man it's almost saturday merry Saturday to ya

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11511685
Come back to me........

>>11512391
I hope you're being self deprecating ironic because I don't mind at all any of what you just said! I love it! ^w^

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I'm straight but if my friend asked me to fuck him in the ass I would

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11512648
wtf what the fuck are you indian or something lol.

i think that heyuri.net would serve you much nicer than [s4s]. you would love it there.

>>11512648
I would fuck kuromi in the ass until she likes it

>>11512650
There is more than one of us ^_^

>>11512944
two same number (i reported you for ban evasion)

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>>11512648
>>11512792
It's called TDM and it's the hottest new sex fad ^_^

>>11512993
Shut the fuck up faggot I'm jerking off to kuromi butt

okay first of all we are all going to stop swearing

>>11513440
hey :) i hope everything is going well for you!where are you from? :)

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>>11513632
thank you for your empathetic and sweet wishes. I'm not doing that well, but it's okay, I'm grateful to you. i reside in chelmsford, but originally I'm from brentwood

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11513703
essex? they all sound funny there and they look funny and they alsoset each other on fire do you feel bad because you're not safe from the cosmetic surgery fire demons?

>>11513703
does that make you dutch?
do you trust the dutch?

>>11513703
i love SBaHJ lol i wish he never stopped making those and he finished making homestuck which was nowhere near as good

should i join axis for ww3 or go rogue?

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>>11513728
lol. you're funny :P it is as they say – we've found an immolation cult (which is good) and they keep setting people on fire (which is bad) all for the glory of lilith (which is kind of a grey area)
>>11513734
potentially yah, but for different reasons. the dutch themselves don't trust the dutch
>>11513735
I couldn't agree more.. honestly I'm confused as to what options even remain on this absence of sweet bro and hella jeff that we're enduring D: perhaps an artist more talented than myself could take matters into his own hands

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11513739
>and they keep setting people on fire (which is bad) all for the glory of lilith (which is kind of a grey area)
i hated britain so much.
thats sort of real; religious extremism, burning people alive.
also terribly scary.

>>11513740
what are some examples of religious extremism you've witnessed

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

what are they

OH GOD HELP ME IM SUFFERING PLEASE

you lose the concept of someone being ugly

okay so let mi knou

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>>11486658
Never expected this thread to last two weeks. Has anyone here started their own polycule yet?

>>11517300
kind of ? i only have one partner, but my other friends openly jerk off to my pictures and talk about having s'xe with me. i wish we didn't all live at separate ends of the continent so that could be a reality

>>11517309
That sounds fun. Have u thought about booking a flight while air travel is still cheap?

>>11517323
i don't have an income and my partner is currently homeless !! we don't have that kind of money to blow

>>11517309
fuck you niggger

>>11517327
^_^;

don't bless catastrophe

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in whichever way the wind is blowing

>>11486658
I was just telling you that it might not be a coincidence , ya seethe

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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idek how 2 make friends aside from having smth others want lole

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>>11487775
okay I agree with you but please share some info on how to deal with them

>>11487775
I'm imploring just tell me nore

>>11510315
no i found a cool plushie in the dunmster and now its m girlfriend so nobod yask me anymore im taken

>>11515912
>>11514077
when the cathlics stalk ou and it makes ou kill ourself (theh have technolog
theres been a lot in current eventsc that muslims are lnning hostile takeover of cities , doing rotests over nothing and destroing the lace. they, with bl*cks have made it fashionable to riot in a store and thief as much as you can (its in their book actually
isis have peolpe behaving like javhovas witnesses in the streets
its all about to happen

>>11520205
>>11520205
i dont like 4chanx bowser add on and its yrobabblp a virus

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>>11520205
Oyyyyycw pypaple

Mt frinds and petz and Iwere mitating' mmy gay sexvideos andg thay went to far withy it ^w^

>>11520205
but Christianity is awesome

>>11512532
so you enjoy hanging out with me on this board?

>>11521531
Um do we knowe each other XD

>>11521558
WUAAAAAT?!

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if you don't do what daddy tells you to do, he gets mad.

>>11522614
im a good kitten

>>11522628
recommend manga and visual novels

everybody's screaming were only dreaming wohh wooh

loving the increased timeout man just loving it