[s4s] - Jesus Christ never told a lie meaning he always to - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

08/30/25(Sat)22:03:41 No.12500627

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Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:03:41 No.12500627 Archived

Jesus Christ never told a lie meaning he always told the truth and if he told the truth then all someone has to do to be saved is believe in Jesus Christ

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Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:13:49 No.12500637

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:13:49 No.12500637

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>>12500627
so if I believe in George Washington I'll be saved without all the religious shit? sign me up!

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:15:26 No.12500640

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:15:26 No.12500640

>>12500637
if you believe in Jesus Christ you are promised heaven

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:19:10 No.12500647

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:19:10 No.12500647

>>12500627
Bullshit

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:19:38 No.12500648

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:19:38 No.12500648

>>12500647
what makes you say that

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:21:10 No.12500650

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:21:10 No.12500650

>>12500627
true

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:23:08 No.12500653

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:23:08 No.12500653

>>12500640
if you believe in me I have a bridge in san francisco for a VERY reasonable price

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:24:29 No.12500654

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:24:29 No.12500654

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>>12500648
John 7:8-10 called and wants it's dinner party back

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:24:42 No.12500655

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:24:42 No.12500655

>>12500653
if you raise from the dead and preform miracles i will trust you the same way i trust Jesus

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:26:15 No.12500659

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:26:15 No.12500659

>>12500654
what about jjohn 7:8-10

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:29:33 No.12500663

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:29:33 No.12500663

>>12500659
jesus told his bros he wasn't going to feast and then went in secret and chowed down like a goth chick who just got married

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)22:30:34 No.12500664

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)22:30:34 No.12500664

>>12500655
you mean if I am a borrowed myth from earlier wrapped in political dogma from 600 years ago you'll believe me

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08/30/25(Sat)22:50:00 No.12500682

( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ )~(¬‿¬) 08/30/25(Sat)22:50:00 No.12500682

Your all going to hell in a hay wagon

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)23:07:35 No.12500705

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)23:07:35 No.12500705

>>12500627
you can tell the truth and also be wrong

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)23:27:38 No.12500726

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)23:27:38 No.12500726

>>12500682
https://youtu.be/5p2k55F-uag?feature=shared

namefag hater
08/31/25(Sun)10:34:54 No.12501214

namefag hater 08/31/25(Sun)10:34:54 No.12501214

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aristotle was a mistake

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)10:44:43 No.12501224

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)10:44:43 No.12501224

>>12500705
That's not true, stupid.
lol, what a stupid thing to say

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)11:15:31 No.12501251

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)11:15:31 No.12501251

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>>12500627
i believe i like ur weapon

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)15:41:01 No.12501525

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)15:41:01 No.12501525

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>>12500627
>Jesus Christ never told a lie
what if he was lying when he said this? Like as a prank lole.

welive4fun
08/31/25(Sun)15:43:34 No.12501527

welive4fun 08/31/25(Sun)15:43:34 No.12501527

>>12500627
today I went to church and it was very nice it always makes me feel much better knowing that I am loved and forgiven even when me and my peers struggle to forgive me and themselves we know that Jesus does thank u

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)16:05:09 No.12501549

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)16:05:09 No.12501549

>>12501525
is that the jesus that drove the delorean thru the ptomac and then won the alamo and chopped the cherry on ur dad?
that american jesus

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)22:55:35 No.12502379

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)22:55:35 No.12502379

never told a lie because he didn't exist. jewish fairy tale character.