>>12501051
have fun and don't die :3

>>12501051
this is a gross oversimplification of erwin schrödinger's ideas

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>>12501051
For a new way to enjoy a classic McDonald's favorite, fold a hashbrown into two halves and put it between the top and bottom buns of your Sausage or Bacon McGriddle.

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>>12501051
If you're not getting at least 4 sausage egg and cheese mcgriddles you're wasting your time.
Add in the large cup of coffee, the orange juice too
at least 2 hashbrowns
then a sausage, egg, and cheese mcmuffin. Preferably 2.
Who the fuck can afford this anymore?
That's a medium breakfast and you'll be hungry an hour later.

A real man would wait and then get a double quarter pounder
a large shake
then get the free big mac with orders over 15, assuming you're using doordash or uber eats

Neither of these small meals will satisfy your hunger.
The smartest thing to do is to get a 20oz red baron frozen pizza (5 bucks at walmart)
1 two liter of store brand soda (2 bucks)
4lbs of cookies and cream ice cream (let it mostly melt, then mix it up = 2 dollar millkshake)
For 9 dollars you can get 5 pounds of food and two liters of liquid.
That is a proper meal that will satisfy.

As an aside, it's possible but difficult to eat double that. Mostly because of the soda.
8lbs of ice cream and 2lbs of pizza is easy, but 4 litres after that is a bit excessive.

>>12501102
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