whats stopping you from believing in Jesus Christ
I'm literally jewish. I'm too smart not to be. My mother's side all look like heebs. I claim ancestry. I have jewish blood.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12502039Why dont you ask that to the people starving in africa
>>12502040you can be jewish and believe in Jesus Christ, paul was a jew, Jesus is a jew
>>12502042suffering africans believe in Jesus Christ too they arent all unbelievers
>>12502039Why would i woship rabbi yehua bin yoseph, an old jew from a desert, when I could worship the same European Gods my ancestors worshipped before they were violently replaced with abrahamic nonsense. I hate semitic religion more than you can imagine
>>12502043Paul Simon?Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Wasn't raised in the cult
>>12502039because the people telling me to believe in it are also telling me that flat earthers are the most BASED 4D chessers for sticking it to the liberal soyience cucks. it's obvious you guys do not think truth is important
>>12502046yeshua bin yosheph is easily far more reliable than european Gods >>12502049paul the apostle >>12502051being taught the bible as a young kid doesnt mean youll believe it>>12502052not every christian is a flat earther and not every flat earther is a christian what you said is really ignorant and is like if i looked at 9/11 and said thats all i need to know about islam
The Epistles of Curly. The Epistles of Larry. The Epistles of Moe.
>>12502054>not every christian is a flat earther and not every flat earther is a christian what you said is really ignorant and is like if i looked at 9/11 and said thats all i need to know about islamThey're not actually flat earthers, they're lying christian trolls, making space for themselves by pushing adjacent absurdities.Example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvERqiuPwOs
>>12502046Pagan larpers are worthless. I hate the church for its history of subduing popular revolt to cover its ass
>>12502066the bible never says to subdue popular revolt though
>>12502054& not having it shoved down your throat as a child more or less guarantees you won't
i want to believe
>>12502054>Rabbi yeshua bin yosheph is easily far more reliable than european GodsGood dumb goyim, keep it up. Reject your own culture and adopt jewish noahide laws like the goycattle you are
>>12502101I wish our own culture hadnt died like a thousand years ago haha
>>12502113mine is from the future
>>12502113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dfK9G7UDok
>>12502097i didn't have it shoved down my throat I believe in Jesus
>>12502039Why dont YOU believe in the word of the prophet Muhamoot??
>>12502126Muhammed clearly isn't reliable or trustworthy as Jesus and at many times contradicts Jesus
>>12502046That's like being the failed male version of a Hecate-worshipping crystal-sucking lesbian tiktok witch. It's the lowest form of alternative spirituality. People like you who can't into autoapotheosis are limited to playing children's games.
>>12502101Get a load of this ugly jew
Nobody talks like that.
>>12502039Jesus Christ wants to guilt trip me over masturbating, that's why
I think adults believing in imaginary friends are silly
>>12502129all abrahamic religions were penned by jews and spread by jews. it's always funny when someone goycattle call someone a jew for criticizing kikestianity for being so jewish. you are so confused, the only way to win is to leave the abrahamic plantation alltogether.
>>12502131Masturbating is wrong though...not that we all don't do wrong things but masturbating is wrong>>12502133Jesus is real thoughever
>>12502150Nobody talks like that. I'm sorry for what they did to your foreskin.
>>12502150the jews literally betrayed Jesus and God's word
>>12502150Which part of Uttar Pradesh are you from?
>>12502160did they betray bolon yokte?
I'm rosh yeshiva and I say Jesus saves!
>>12502160It's all a pantomime made and spread by Rabbi Paul, literally titled "Apostle to the Gentiles". The ultimate goal being to turn Europeans away from Helenic, Celtic and Norse Gods and make them worship Yahweh the jewish God. The Jews don't care if you "hate" them for some of the lore the wrote themselves they won because you worship their god now and follow noahide rules, but you're too dense to realise that. Ask your pastor who are "gods chosen" yeah, think about it
>>12502211So true. And Kanye's Heil Hitler has ruined antisemitism because it's sung by a nigger.
>>12502174Is that bionicle?
Christianity is too syncretic to be called Jewish. It was even less so after it was coopted by Rome to perpetuate its social order.It's always so obvious when kikes claim Jesus to humiliate you. Please get some new tricks.
you have to pretend to worship the sun and various rivers or you aren't white
>>12502242yea I mean my pastor literally uses the Jews as an example of what not to be, the kingdoms betrayed God's word and wanted Jesus to save himself and be a ruler instead, Jesus called Peter Satan when he said the exact same thing that the Jews said
>>12502242christianity is what caused the fall of rome, it's all a jewish scheme in revenge for what emperor titus did to their gay temple
>>12502039I found a better belief system that is nice like mice but without all the mental gymnasticsYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12502211>Ask your pastor who are "gods chosen" yeah, think about itChristians. The Bible teaches that jews lost that mandate.
Even Scientology isn't as retarded as the Christ cult.
>>12502269What's better than being promised heaven by a man who raised from the dead proving he's teustworthy
>>12502266jewish sects hating each other is nothing new
>>12502267Uh. Weird. I know Titus destroyed the temple because the pharisees would incessantly chimp out when they weren't handed the gibs they extorted from Roman power. Now you're telling me they also had the power to undermine their empire? And all over the most ridiculous grievance?? Boy am I glad that's 2000 years behind us.
>>12502291they still kvetch about it to this day
I think the reality of this conversation basically every time it comes through is that most of the talk is from /pol/figs who don't actually know what they're talking about and get most of their information and opinions from factless schizos online and copy and paste it, I think if u want to obsess and criticize jews at least do it right cuz honestly u just give them more room to call any criticism on themselves hateful antisemitism blah blah blah like u fuel their excuses, not really anything else to say
>>12502297I admit it, I'm playing 6D chess for Zion Don
>>12502297It's a jew or some other stooge larping as their impression of a /pol/ drone. Nobody actually talks like that.
>>12502297I'm curious now. What would you consider an appropriate way to criticize jews? Hard mode: no Israel.
Christianity is an incoherent and frankly lunatical morass of nonsense that has been nothing but a yoke around humanity's neck since its inception.
>>12502311It's also inspired countless men to do great things. Hmmm. What should I believe? Just so you know, I am incapable of nuanced thought.
>>12502306why do you need to criticize a collective you collectivist
>>12502306Their weaponization of the media, the weaponization of events from ww2 to silence and alienate criticism, their influence and lobbying of the American government while not having american interests in mind but their own, the polarizing difference of what they support in america vs what they support in their country (mass immigration for thee not for me) I could go on for a while honestly, even more so if I'm allowed to bring up Israel (that basically quadruples the list) TLDR a foreign nation whichs culture and values do not align with american ones having an unprecedented amount of control in america and the methods of which they do it
>>12502321Baby can't play my game>>12502323Real gamer SSS+Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12502323But instead of transitioning to a more resticted immigration system, you have to maximally fuck over the lives of the people already here because damn anyone who mixed with some illegal immigrants. You psycho fuckers don't even want marriage visas.
>>12502040It's still fascinating for me to know that I'm not the only Jew on this boardYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12502332I don't like Trump someone killed and replaced him after 2020, I'm gonna say tho the alternative was letting millions more come in and ruin the lives of even more people. Literally voting for either nation culture death puppet vs nation death Israeli puppet, only thing I can do is do my best to not be part of the problem
>>12502337I don't think it's culture death that some mexicans moved to some californian cities that have spanish names. It's not like they're moving to kentucky.
>>12502342>import millions>fight to get them the right to vote>4+ more years of thatwould've been over man, I wish it was as small as you're saying but it's really just death no matter which way u look at it. Not to mention how bad the reactionaries are cause of it, people are turning extreme and genuinely hateful because of their policy and the values they hard pushed, people have never been as hateful to minorities as they are now (and this hate/extremism goes both ways) I try to be hopeful and think it can be better but it's honestly hard to
too much suffering in the world for me to ever switch to the other side but im glad for those who are able to ignore it
>>12502333dubs
>>12502049Paul Blart Maul Cop
>>12502543what do you mean by the other sidewe're all on the same side
we were on the edge of bludhaven when the miraclo began to take hold...you will curse the power broker that gave it to you no guardian of the galaxy could prepare you and then an hour later, zang...
>>12502211>>12502311dubs
>>12502543why cant God allow suffering for reasons we dont understand and still be all good