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Don't put a hat on me
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HOHOHO, ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE ANINE SAID "DONT PUT A HAT ON ME", BUT EVERY THREAD HAS A HAT! THERE WAS NO WAY FOR HER NOT TO HAVE A HAT, THAT IS WHY IT IS FUNNY! HOHOHO!
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miyako chan..
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miyako

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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miyako?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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yes!
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ah.. it's you

Your fortune: Outlook good
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she doing drugs?
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itako beaufillll

Your fortune: Good Luck
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miyako just

Your fortune: Average Luck
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you ever just
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>>12553265
just what
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just.. dude
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the path of the just
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some things are just
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the miyako in the uh..
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miyako considerations
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WELL SHES A VICTIM MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
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yes brothers
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welp, it's hard to deny that miyako just
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that's right snackers
>>12555869
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THE MIYAKO??????????????

Your fortune: Outlook good
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ahhhhhh

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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welpers?
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the miyako is undeniable
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>>12557908
I denied her

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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please

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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woe unto thee

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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presently woeing
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woe is me
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presently miyako with the hat
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Let's keep this on a need to know basis

Your fortune: Outlook good
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actually no hat
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she has a hat
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here i sit, hatless

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12560125
Let's not and say we did
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>>12560125
don't think so good buddy
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hat's what it's all about

Your fortune: Good Luck
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good wordplay

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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good wordplay

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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hat's what i'm saying dude

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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pffft- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Your fortune: Good Luck
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and time just passed

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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nights move slow

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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and she was all i hat

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12551737
hats r nice u should put it back on!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12564589
kagami dresses up like a cute crossdressing boy
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>>12564589
>>12564857
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER HAT CANT LET HER GO (thanx for posting that I love you)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12564589
she is so fucking hot
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miyako what say

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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miyako what

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12565275
good wordplay

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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why'd u put a hat on the miya chan
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grass skirts and fruit hats
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gras skirts
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higurashi sketch.. saving that image for sure
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good wordplay

Your fortune: Outlook good
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you saved that baby, that's an image that, trust me, no one ever posted before me so you could say it's never seen before
>>12568496
others bring new dawns
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thats quite the responswe sir one could might even say something such as IMAGINATISONS OPENING INVITING US ON BOARD

Your fortune: Good Luck
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and you don't seem to understand
>>12569205
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>>12569205
I inserted a symbol music note where go
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>>12569724
is that all i am to you
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>>12569776
I wanted to emphasize that I was singing a song but apparently it wasn't text but rather an emoji so it didn't show up but I wanted to insert a music note symbole:0
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>>12569782
a shame you seemed an honest maaan
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good hat
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did you just call me a symbol music note

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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brother I would never ever dare call y- *stumbles down the stairs mister lahey style*
>>12569784
AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEARRRR
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will turn to whisper in your earrr

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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did you just call me a sound effect

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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ask the miyako

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12563122
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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the kite string pops im

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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and you know what they say might hurt you

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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and i'll be right behind you
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keep on going

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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in whichever way the wind is blowing
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>>12574065
and you know that it means so much

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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and you dont even feeel a thiingg

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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I HAVE LOST IT AAALLLLLLOOOOHHOEEEEAAAOOEAALLLLLLLL

Your fortune: Outlook good
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AND YOU DONT SEEM THE LYING KIIIIIND

Your fortune: Outlook good
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a shame that I can read your mind
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don't put the miyako
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dont

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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oh miyako you are a prudent woman

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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and all the things that i read there

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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candlelit smile that we both share

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12572544
>>12573000
>>12574799
>>12570599
unchecked so sad
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the miyako
>>12578158
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the miyako
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the yakker
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beautiful hat miyako
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hat miyako of ours
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>>12579888
trippies
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>>12551737
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hat's not the kind of hat he meant
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>>12581111
WOWW Wow These Quads tho holy molay
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>>12581115
towho is a great piece of media thanx for posting that
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mad as a hatter
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yeah wellll
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sure
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oh brothers the miyako is how explain
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hmmmmm
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the miyako
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yak yak yak all day long
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the miyako
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yeah lol
>>12583616
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ohhhh
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WOAH
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we're halfway there
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hat's the miyako
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where are you hiding my love
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>>12582977
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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>>12586676
hmmmmmmm
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ohhh miyako you hat wearer
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dont
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miyako where are you
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hat's just it
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she is hat hat wearing baby is she not
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hat's exactly right
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AND YUNO I DONT MEAN TO HURT YOU

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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but you know that it means so much

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12590190
>>12590569
hot song makes me want to have sex with lain
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>>12590190
The bread girl
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>>12580754
SHE SAID NO YOU EVIL CUNT
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descending..
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Thread Summary: "Don't put a hat on me"

Core Topic and Joke

The original post (OP) is "Don't put a hat on me," which is then immediately contradicted by another poster who states, "every thread has a hat," establishing the central, ironic joke.

The terms "hat," "miyako," and "yak" are repeatedly used in an abstract, meme-like way, often replacing other words or phrases, which is common for "shitposting" on the /s4s/ board (Shit 4chan Says).

Key Conversational Elements

Miyako and the Hat: A significant portion of the conversation revolves around the character "miyako chan" or simply "miyako," debating whether "she" has a hat, with users alternating between asserting "she has a hat" and "actually no hat."

Wordplay: There is extensive wordplay using the word "hat," often as a homophone for "that" in phrases like "hat's what it's all about" and "I hat" (I hate).

Song Lyrics and References:

Several posts string together lyrics, possibly from a single song (e.g., "nights move slow," "and she was all i hat," "I THOUGHT I'D NEVER HAT CANT LET HER GO").

References to other media and memes include "Mister Lahey style" (from Trailer Park Boys), "the bread girl," "lain," and the Japanese emoticon "キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!"

Meme Jargon: Users employ typical 4chan language like "unchecked doubles" (a pattern of repeating digits in the post number that are considered "lucky"), "trippies," and general enthusiasm for "good wordplay."
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one of these days they'll make a funposting ai that puts us all out of business
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MIYAKO CHAN I LOVE YOU

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12591239
here's hoping you used a paid subscription for that
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with great hope comes great disappointment

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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good thread
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>>>/a/283253686
this person in the other thread did not know about the nutbladder so I am here to raise nutbladder awareness
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the miyako
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don't put the miyako on what
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oh miyakoewhere are you hiding my love
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They're always where you least expect, so look there first
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just checked out that /a/ thread some good images in there

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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u sure
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>>12593921
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i love taking thick cocks up my arsehole brothers
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dont
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actually brothers nevermind that I love sucking dicks and swallowing cum mmmm yum yum good I love getting raped and cucked by the amazing Comedy man and I'm a boring cancerous redditor nigger who gets raped by niggers daily <33
Comedy man dunks on me btw
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good thread
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good head



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