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happy morning [s4s]!
then sun is coming up
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also happy birthday Madoka!
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>>12554581
Good morning. Friday morning.
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>>12554581
cute lesbians in your pic
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>>12554620
it frog friday

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12554622 (very nice two same lesbian numbers!)
lol homura funny face
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the sun came up
pooped my pants
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>>12554780
As far as I see it, there are three acute stages (or clusters) of emotion that occur when a grown adult shits their own pants. First, the realization of what's to come: a sudden, gripping panic, quickly joined with the burning need to prevent it at all costs. You know what's about to go down, and you know that you have to stop it no matter what. Even if you have to put your life on the line. ``Dear God, this can't be happening. I will not let this happen.''

But, of course, all the willpower in the world cannot stop this torrential flow of hot mud. So, as the dark deed commences, these emotions will slowly melt away into the second stage: a combination of sadness that it's happening, anger that you've let it happen, and, ultimately, acceptance that you can't stop it now. You can't unshit these pants. It is at this point that most will try to will themselves into astral projection just so they don't have to be present within themselves for the duration of the shitting. ``Why? Jesus Christ, why me? I thought I was a good person. Good people don't deserve this.''

The third and final cluster of emotions comes to you as you sit there, used and broken, with the fresh-brewed stew quickly growing cold around your ass. This is the moment when all faith tends to leave the average human soul, and when most people begin to truly understand that the universe, chaotic and unfeeling, truly does not care about them. ``This is the end. This is the end of everything. This body of mine is nothing but a husk, now.''

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12554581
Good night, sleep tight.
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>>12554581
Good morning. Saturday morning.
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happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up
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>>12555980
Keep on noodling!
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>>12556062
why is she so delicious lol
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>>12556069
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nice

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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after three dry months it's finally raining
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>>12556081
i can see her belly and thighs @__@
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>>12556081
i want this succubus to suck my soul out
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>>12554784
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>>12555606
4 5 6 get

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12554581
Good night, sleep tight.



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