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fortune 10/05/25(Sun)06:06:03 No.12557670
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fortune Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:06:03 No.12557670 Archived
Uh...guys? Does anyone know how to turn off the beary ebil portal???
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:07:14 No.12557672
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:07:14 No.12557672
godly luck fortune is required

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:07:26 No.12557673
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:07:26 No.12557673
sure. turn it off and then turn it on again...
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:08:55 No.12557675
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:08:55 No.12557675
>>12557672
rolling my're fortune because I fr*cked up the op foetune :s

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:09:54 No.12557677
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:09:54 No.12557677
>>12557670
good morning kind sir, this is beary ebil portal tech support line
to make the beary ebil portal generate more, just turn it off and on or get godly lucke
happy to help, please do not call us again

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:13:52 No.12557680
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:13:52 No.12557680
>>12557677
Oh, dubs confirm! But that's not very helpful we've already made thousands of them and we don't need more!!! Is there a nice beary setting?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)06:37:07 No.12557698
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)06:37:07 No.12557698
this happened because president spikeman defunded the Ebil OIversight Commission citing government overreach
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)07:42:35 No.12557739
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)07:42:35 No.12557739
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>>12557670
Ask this guy.
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)09:28:10 No.12557814
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)09:28:10 No.12557814
Nope no turning it off now

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)09:30:47 No.12557820
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)09:30:47 No.12557820
>>12557814
lmao.
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)13:34:33 No.12558184
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)13:34:33 No.12558184
>>12557670
Bump because we need more reinforcements.
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)13:39:23 No.12558201
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)13:39:23 No.12558201
>>12557814
oh no
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)17:33:20 No.12558687
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)17:33:20 No.12558687
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throw a smol into it
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)17:33:45 No.12558689
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)17:33:45 No.12558689
>>12558687
fore!
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Kafkᵃ
10/05/25(Sun)17:38:25 No.12558696
Kafkᵃ 10/05/25(Sun)17:38:25 No.12558696
bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)18:05:36 No.12558719
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)18:05:36 No.12558719
>>12557670
Would you stop trying to get in the paper by posting the same gif and then complaining it wasn't put in the paper, try some oc
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)18:07:15 No.12558721
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)18:07:15 No.12558721
>>12558719
the paper and its consequences have been a disaster for esfores
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)18:10:07 No.12558722
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)18:10:07 No.12558722
EVERYBODY PANIC
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)18:10:37 No.12558723
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)18:10:37 No.12558723
>>12558722
DUBS CONFIRM
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)18:54:03 No.12558757
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)18:54:03 No.12558757
>>12558719
You fool!! The media has nothing to do with this! We need to close this portal NOW or soon the whole boarde will be up to it's chin in beary ebils!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
10/05/25(Sun)20:10:38 No.12558843
Anonymous 10/05/25(Sun)20:10:38 No.12558843
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>>12557670
wait it out of course

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)08:03:34 No.12559494
Anonymous 10/06/25(Mon)08:03:34 No.12559494
>>12558843
according to my calculations the portal will shut off after generating 1 million ebils which just leaves the problem of dealing with an army of 1 million ebils
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Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)13:40:50 No.12559843
Anonymous 10/06/25(Mon)13:40:50 No.12559843
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>>12557670
*crunch crunch*
I don't see the problem with it.
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