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Why?
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>>12566807
Then who was phone?
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keep postin' 'em jerry springer
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brothers in your opinion what
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I'm not a ladies man I'm a landmine filming my own fake death
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>>12567505
jiracken??!!
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It's irrelevant
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>>12566805
WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>12566805
Why not a video version?
https://youtu.be/kh8o9zG4gf0
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Antonio Kornheisenberg

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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you know

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12567505
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>>12566805
I don't know why.
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>>12568026
I do

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12568026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO4dxvguQDk

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12568057
why did you post this?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12568059
SOMEONE MIGHT WANT TO PUT A TUNE TO THE POST d-_-b
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>>12566805
Because aybabtu.
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he is calling you too many names, it is illegal to call you that many names. i am being literal. there are too many insults.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12568736
What are some of your favourite insults you have experienced? Sometimes i laugh at insults because i found them funny. Like when someone calls me bald, I find that funny. Because i am bald, its a very poor insult. I don't feel bad about being bald so I find it funny that someone would use that as an insult. Like saying "you have a nose!" Yes, I do. And I am bald.
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>>12568346
two wrongs don't make one right
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>>12568746
I laughed at stringbean. People used to call me stringbean.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12568753
Haha you are a total stringbean, a mushroom, a cantaloupe even
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>>12568746
This guy is bald lol
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>>12568777
lole

https://youtu.be/aO6eOuh_Noc

Your fortune: Good Luck
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think of the day
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think
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yes indeed brothers
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I'm thiknin
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hmm *thinks*
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its
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I like how you assume you think
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>only 2 kornheisers ITT
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all smiles
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>>12566805
just
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progress

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12571907
W1aZb422.181-9962.14x 79w^*!B4RL s2.s2.228 14-16 E E E E E[48]
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heiser
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questions?
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wakaranai
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wakanai
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>>12572960
what does she mean?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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hmm

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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evening was setting mister kornheiser
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...wakatta.
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>>12574546
Taittiti
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what
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>>12575059
when
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>>12575287
where
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>>12575303
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>>12575307
howl
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jerry springer
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cuz
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idk
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>>12568777
trips

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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springer
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brothers
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brothers the kornheiser
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moar
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more WHAT
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koshio
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yes
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>>12577748
lol
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>>12566805
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>>12579036
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deep tongue makeout session with kornheiser
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korny
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korning??
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the kornheiser
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Why is corn?
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>>12580729
just because

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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all smiles
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brothers
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and sisters
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cornhusker
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did you just husk me
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why not
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>>12582891
lllollllllll
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It's ceremonial
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why do birds
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but please
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>>12582891
presently
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it happens

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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hallowens coming
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>>12584899 (dubs)
no way ...is that in Oktober...do I speak any language at all besides my sweet imagination ?
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>>12584909
you're cute I like you<33
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ok kornheiset how
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dual xeon
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>>12566805
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uhhhhh
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two receivers turn away
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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yeah..

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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what now
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uhh
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yeah
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1 (one)

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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advice >>12566807
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good advice
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yup
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>>12589139
oh my god is that Annie
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I need answers
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>>12590287
you will save what has saved you
god saves
and superheroes save the day
so we saving the world or wat
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YOU START AT THE EDGE

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12590591
I DO NOT START OR END
I AM
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When
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>>12590606
and you end on your own..

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12590617
no, there is no end to the ride
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>>12590616
the ride was already started
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>>12590623
>>12590624
where are you riding to then
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>>12590624
So what now
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>>12590626
heaven or hell
>>12590627
keep on keeping on
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>>12590632
La lalalala
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evening was
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DAWNING

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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looking good robbie!!
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>>12591931
did anyone ever find a source on this
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>>12591954
it's a one-panel manga brotendo that's jest it
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good thread
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are you
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one panel manga brother
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just one panel
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and not one more
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loving the AI thread analysis bit
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loving the manga panel
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kornheiser speak unto me
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kornuheiseru puhlease
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I. Core Topic and Initial Query

Original Post: The thread is centered around the original post (No.12566805), which consists only of the word "Why?".

Direct Responses: Replies to the core question are often non-answers, including "It's irrelevant," "WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!," "Because aybabtu," and simple affirmations like "just," "cuz," and "idk."

II. Dominant Recurring Themes and Memes

The Kornheiser Meme: The name "Kornheiser" and variations appear frequently (e.g., "Antonio Kornheisenberg," "mister kornheiser," "korny," "kornuheiseru," "evening was setting mister kornheiser"). One post assigns the fortune "Very Bad Luck" to "Antonio Kornheisenberg."

The Comedy Man User: The user "comedy man" is a major contributor, frequently using phrases like "brothers," "jerry springer," and driving discussions about a "one-panel manga."

Classic Memes: The thread includes mentions of well-known 4chan phrases:

"Then who was phone?"

III. Side Conversations and Features

Automated Fortunes: Many posts conclude with a randomly generated fortune (e.g., "Good Luck," "Very Bad Luck," "Godly Luck," "Reply hazy, try again," and Japanese emoticons).

Insults and Jokes: A brief exchange discusses favorite/funny insults, mentioning "stringbean" and finding being called "bald" humorous because it is factually true.

Thinking and Philosophy:

A short tangent involves users talking about "thiknin" (thinking).

A later exchange discusses starting and ending on the "edge" and riding to "heaven or hell."

Foreign Language: Users exchange Japanese phrases, specifically wakaranai/wakanai (I don't understand) and wakatta (I understood).

Meta Commentary: The thread concludes with a self-aware, meta-commentary on the nature of the content itself: "loving the AI thread analysis bit"
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then who was phone
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wut
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who was phone
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i ALWAYS swallow my man’s cum…can’t let it go to waste
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brothers how was phone
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>>12598389
Based and gaypilled
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enemy
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>420TAX captcha
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>>12599240

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12597258
why was phone
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why
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he
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>>12601168
Right now there's a little bit of light lingering at the center of your eyeline and if you concentrate hard enough you can see the silver lining in the clouds of yesterday's forgotten storms
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why he?
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brothers
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oooh brothers actually nevermind that I love sucking dicks and swallowing cum mmmm yum yum good I love getting raped and cucked by the amazing Comedy man and I'm a boring cancerous redditor nigger who gets raped by niggers daily <33
Comedy man dunks on me btw

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12566814
mystery...
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I have micropenis and enjoy to take big blacc penios up the bum and also love reddit
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whywhywhy
delilah
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oooh brothers actually nevermind that I love sucking dicks and swallowing cum mmmm yum yum good I love getting raped and cucked by the amazing Comedy man and I'm a boring cancerous redditor nigger who gets raped by niggers daily <33
Comedy man dunks on me btw my mom got raped

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12566807
then who was phone

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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mysteriously gifted phone number

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12603480
>>12602962
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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wowsers

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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that's okay brothers

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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that phone sitch though? how

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Christmas is coming mister kornheiser

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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white power!
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who said that
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mystery

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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welp
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Spooky stuff...!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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heh.. yeah
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Christmas nearing

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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oh moyakooooo

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12609614
no!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12608847
>>>/vp/
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>>12571168
kormheiser
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im sure you've heard this all before, but brothers who was phone merry christmas and a happy new year we'll solve the mystery next year for sure

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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we share the same WHAT
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kornheiser browses this board daily did you know that

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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kornheiser is an [s4s] mod

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12566805
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kornheiset its you >>12612021
>>12611699

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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it is
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>>12613101
hello kornheiser I'm a huge fan of yours

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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hello kornheiser

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12566805
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>>12614333
three same numbers!
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HOW

Your fortune: Good Luck
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I am not a krookk
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>>12614798
>>12614481
>>12615299
your statements will be assessed and evaluated

Your fortune: Good Luck
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so who’s rubbing

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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take a guess

Your fortune: Good Luck



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