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I'm so tired of jerking off. I want a real vagina in my face. I want to touch it, smell it, and taste it. I want to know what it feels like to have sex with a real, flesh-and-blood woman.
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i wonder if boobies and buttes are softe
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why did g-d make vaginas smell and taste so delicious?
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sex is for pervs
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>>12569708
virgin cope. in b4
>erm actually ive had sex its just gross!
no you havent.
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>>12569710
this is s4s, you neither
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I haven’t done the sxe since last February and I’m really REALLY fucken horny
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>>12569710
Fren please calm down and have a meme
this is the funposting board
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>>12569740
Lole btw this gif is not meant to be aggressive I just remembered there is fire and he is okay and unbothered okay thanks okay thanks
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>>12569740
Kind of a rude thinge 2 due
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Ever notice how cultures around the world throughout human history have always created artwork of the penis? It's because the erect penis is recognised universally as a symbol of unmatched elegance and beauty. Any man could fairly look at a penis and recognise the aesthetic value of it. And the vagina? No cultures chose to fixate on that monstrosity. Instead the artwork depicts a woman's curves and breasts, the only truly aesthetic qualities of the female form. The desirability of the vagina is the biggest lie told in human history but a necessary lie for the continuation of our species.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12569752
lole
it was a red rocket for real because ur dad is soviet
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>>12569740
burning someone alive is a hilarious prank
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>>12569752
Why do I love pussy then? get #rekt
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>>12569752
i think both genitalia are kinda gross
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>>12569755
(dub)
LOLE yeah
I thought it burns his hair a bit I was right but his face is engulfed in fire too
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>>12569755
dubs, ghost rider
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>>12569680

I've never seen a pussy, which means they're fake and a government invention.
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>>12569764
true I don't like when the government pyops my brain into thinking pussy is real!
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>>12569759
i bet ur red and yellow just like charlie
and ur real name is iCharlie
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>>12569766
True true
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Yuji Sakai, the buttes and boobies are really soft. I promise
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>>12569771
omg i want
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>>12569771
Mmm yes true I love 2 squeeze + suck on them mmm yum yum

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12569680
>this can't be real

i had to look it up. it's real.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12569947
why?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Sex is overrated as fuck.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12569953
>pussy energy drink

nigga please.

see also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_Hell

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12569710
erm actually ive had sex its just gross!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12569680
LOL VIRGIN LOLLOLOL I LLOLLOLL
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>>12569680
it feels good you should try it it's nice glhf finding a woman try making a dating thread
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>>12570133
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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>>12570117
if so, you're doing it wronge.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12569680
It's not that great, it's just more work for the same result.



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