I'm so tired of jerking off. I want a real vagina in my face. I want to touch it, smell it, and taste it. I want to know what it feels like to have sex with a real, flesh-and-blood woman.
i wonder if boobies and buttes are softe
why did g-d make vaginas smell and taste so delicious?
sex is for pervs
>>12569708virgin cope. in b4>erm actually ive had sex its just gross!no you havent.
>>12569710this is s4s, you neither
I haven’t done the sxe since last February and I’m really REALLY fucken horny
>>12569710Fren please calm down and have a memethis is the funposting board
>>12569740Lole btw this gif is not meant to be aggressive I just remembered there is fire and he is okay and unbothered okay thanks okay thanks
>>12569740Kind of a rude thinge 2 due
Ever notice how cultures around the world throughout human history have always created artwork of the penis? It's because the erect penis is recognised universally as a symbol of unmatched elegance and beauty. Any man could fairly look at a penis and recognise the aesthetic value of it. And the vagina? No cultures chose to fixate on that monstrosity. Instead the artwork depicts a woman's curves and breasts, the only truly aesthetic qualities of the female form. The desirability of the vagina is the biggest lie told in human history but a necessary lie for the continuation of our species.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12569752loleit was a red rocket for real because ur dad is soviet
>>12569740burning someone alive is a hilarious prank
>>12569752Why do I love pussy then? get #rekt
>>12569752i think both genitalia are kinda gross
>>12569755(dub)LOLE yeah I thought it burns his hair a bit I was right but his face is engulfed in fire too
>>12569755dubs, ghost rider
>>12569680I've never seen a pussy, which means they're fake and a government invention.
>>12569764true I don't like when the government pyops my brain into thinking pussy is real!
>>12569759i bet ur red and yellow just like charlieand ur real name is iCharlie
>>12569766True true
Yuji Sakai, the buttes and boobies are really soft. I promise
>>12569771omg i want
>>12569771Mmm yes true I love 2 squeeze + suck on them mmm yum yumYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12569680>this can't be reali had to look it up. it's real.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12569947why?Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Sex is overrated as fuck.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12569953>pussy energy drinknigga please.see also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_HellYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12569710erm actually ive had sex its just gross!Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12569680LOL VIRGIN LOLLOLOL I LLOLLOLL
>>12569680it feels good you should try it it's nice glhf finding a woman try making a dating thread
>>12570133unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>12570117if so, you're doing it wronge.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12569680It's not that great, it's just more work for the same result.